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  • Har du det bra?

    Oslosfantasi 2 years ago

  • Angular cream puffs with powered swords! YES!

    ColossalBeltloop 3 years ago

  • POISONED angular cream puffs with powdered swords xD

    Dont forget the poisonousness

    x3

    strikersmad5 2 years ago

  • Lol so funny. Dsj

    DemonSamaJr 3 years ago

  • I'm a real ninja, ant this is soooo funny :D

    Favorites: 'Where?' 'What is integral theory?'

    dinnyegodre 4 years ago

  • I'm a ninja i'm a ninja LOL XD

    dinnyegodre 4 years ago

  • It's "Ask A Ninja - Omnibus", this guys just re-submitted it...

    sploshi 4 years ago

  • im a ninja!!!

    paragdagod 4 years ago

  • holy.. was that an entire bunch of episodes mix?

    masterchies 4 years ago

  • na its a 'special delivery' episode

    bowlow2 4 years ago

  • killtakular! lol

    HardcoreLittleChick 4 years ago

  • killtakular

    SunRider5 4 years ago

  • itz killtacular

    stonedimonium 4 years ago

  • .................

    SunRider5 4 years ago

  • Makes me want to move to Japan and try their tasty dolphin.

    Stevensworkshop 4 years ago

  • lmao my favorite esp so far.

    wmguyz 5 years ago

  • What is the circumfrence of a Moose!?

    raglebagle 5 years ago

  • Kudos.

    XxKagemaruxX 5 years ago

  • Dolphins taste really good tho....mmm...dolphin

    Hologue 5 years ago

  • I don't care about dolphins OR the Japanese

    Tronn73 5 years ago

  • there wont be anymore of these... cuz im more of a ninja than him ;)

    LoyalWolf186 5 years ago

  • the last 2 Questions were funny

    thechosenoneOK 5 years ago

  • the lol powder puff bit is priceless *favorites*

    lloydrocks93210 5 years ago

  • It is KILLTACULAR!!

    sehiary 5 years ago

  • PRICELESS-

    RUDEBOYSHUFFLIN 5 years ago

  • Ninjonics

    Spyder313 5 years ago

  • lol that is 1 of the best episodes :D half of the answers are:im a ninja / enough lol i love this guy

    Flaza54 5 years ago

  • i hate you, and i hate this stupid message. stop putting that comment in videos, i guarantee you that if u dont post this message she wont steal your soul

    spitfire4212 5 years ago

  • omg thats so fuckin true his eyes do look like tor cruise

    mokakashi 5 years ago

  • ... the powdered sugar is actually, um, powdered... swords.

    jimothysparkcus 5 years ago

  • whoitsandre stop trying to send bullshit chain mails. there complete bollcks.

    eternalrest1234 5 years ago

  • i always wonder if that guy is high before he does the little episode?0__o

    Blademasterxx 5 years ago

  • YOU STUPID CUNT, grow up.

    Carlos15ag 5 years ago

  • Omfg his eyes loook like Tom Cruise lolz

    DropdeadMOFO 5 years ago

  • No he looks more like Ben Stiller

    Carlos15ag 5 years ago

  • I love them!!

    I want more ninja vids.

    Oh and by the way:

    What the hell? You pretend to be a ninja, you're suit is black man, even mine is bloody-red and I even kill mythological beasts which are quite different to find... What there are none? Ha see, that's how good i do fulfill my work.

    So keep killing and filming my ninja-brother, otherwise I do so ninja-many posts that your whole archive of videos will die, very painfully as a matter of fact.

    Oh one more thing

    FWAAHHHZAAAAA

    twilightguardianXP 5 years ago

  • Ask A Ninja RoCks!!!!

    casl11 5 years ago

  • WHAT is the curcumfrance of a moose!?

    It's michael pailin with his face in a pie times douglas adams squared O.o

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    "I sneak in late at night and i tie a tiny bit of string around every hair on your body then I YANK THEM ALL OUT AT ONCE! the look on your face is priceless"

    I dont know them personally, no..but they seem pretty cool u know, as far as loops go XD

    XxUnCrIeDtEaRsxX 5 years ago

  • Funny stuff, five stars!

    NirvanaJon 5 years ago

  • i am ninja he is ninja she is ninja too i am ninja he is ninja and i beleive that you are ninja too!!!

    sword898 5 years ago

  • a cream puff!

    hahaha

    SwtMsT 5 years ago

  • My friend bought the DVD. I re-made the DVD so it was exactly the same by compiling all of the episodes and then using iMovie to put them on. O: We watched them yesterday night. 8D Thanks "Neenja Bishh" for giving us such entertainment!

    iXanderz 5 years ago

  • Gauntlet thrown, Guantlet picked up, and now I'm getting ready to, bludgen you over, with the Guantlet.

    LET'S KICK THIS PIG!!!

    cmbteddybear 5 years ago

  • "of all the ninja move which ones the deadliest,the one that kills you".LOL!!most funniest thing i have seen.

    XDtAsuMaRuXD 5 years ago

  • lol, funniest thing i have seen so far. "What is the Circumference of a moose?!" Honestly, i wasnt expecting that.

    Swacson 5 years ago

  • funny as hell lol

    minishawsi 5 years ago

  • this is by far the best ask a ninja podcast ever

    the753rdairborne 5 years ago

  • im so tempted to buy his dvd LOL! but i live in the uk so i cant :P

    KAILEINGOD 5 years ago

  • it is soooo ace lol

    minishawsi 5 years ago

  • OMG, can't stop laughing when I watch this! Can you please do a podcast about socks?

    lisadreamin 5 years ago

  • Loool I'm A NINJA!!!! =p

    ZeroTae 5 years ago

  • Powdered swords! lol

    nathantctc 5 years ago

  • Funniest shit ever!! :D

    nathantctc 5 years ago

  • do you ever get tired of being alive? lol

    xXapplepuddingXx 5 years ago

  • Alas, something that makes you want to live well until he kills you that is.

    incessantmace 5 years ago

  • :D:D:D hahahahaahah ask a ninja is the best<3

    anacsu 5 years ago

  • thats 26 questions all in all ^^

    Irratonalys 5 years ago

  • powdered swords... ahahahahahahhaa... friggin' hilarious

    whodatonenigga 5 years ago

  • whats the deadliest ninja move????

    THE ONE THAT KILLS YOU!

    IMxAxMONSTERx 5 years ago

  • Lol im a ninja!!!

    dragonxan0 5 years ago

  • can you take The Rocky Horror Picture Show back to the movies for me? I'm going to my friend's funeral you killed him. Remember?! The blond kid? Never stops talking? lol

    Airhead13Productions 5 years ago

  • $2 for the frikn theme song id rather just record on phone

    RAK4SHOT 5 years ago

  • Oh, my god. Bigups to you. You are too funny.

    CrazyLikeNinja 5 years ago

  • Why do ninjas kill in the first place?Why cant ninjas love instead?

    I LOVE KILLING

    CR1T1C4L 5 years ago

  • powdered SWORDS!?! LOL!! totally hilarious! LUV IT!

    ColossalBeltloop 5 years ago

  • "I dont know them personally, no. But they seem pretty cool as far as loops go...

    ROFLMAO

    Tjaty 5 years ago

  • jajajaja mu wenos estos videos ejejej

    69Anzony69 5 years ago

  • lol a cream puff

    SuchATragedy1 5 years ago

  • Hmmmmm... Well That Was Weird o.o xD

    MirokuMike 5 years ago

  • Good job ninja, 25 questions in ONE podcast and yes I DID count how many so HA! I win!

    I'M A NINJA!

    FadingShadow19 5 years ago

  • Best one thats out yet. And i've seen them all.

    DarkShroud9470 5 years ago

  • the answer to that is definetly...maybe.

    a very deadly cream puff hahahah.

    (large question) uh, im a ninja?

    evasion438 5 years ago

  • my favourite one, it's fucking amazing! If I met you in rl I would give you a blue peter badge! fucking amazing! nic eone man.

    InterpolMatar 5 years ago

  • maybe.

    ShadowexXIIII 5 years ago

  • a cream puff, a very deadly cream puff!

    Alucard2391 5 years ago

  • powdered swords LMAO

    crimsonlung 5 years ago

  • haha fucking awesome

    xnumbedsoulx 5 years ago

  • I loooovee killinngg

    lmfao!

    Darkstar987 5 years ago

  • Let's kick this pig!xD

    Levii2 5 years ago

  • THAT WAS SOME FUNNY SHIT

    enver2404 5 years ago

  • powdered swords. ROFL.... oh boy. I <3 this.

    Casifer 5 years ago

  • Killstacular

    leoaluado 5 years ago

  • that was the funniest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN

    HELLNINJA1 5 years ago

  • SO COOL!

    Valleman 5 years ago

  • that was the funniest one I've seen.

    nancypants0127 5 years ago

  • cream puffs...

    EK9krazy 5 years ago

  • âwesome!!!

    CaptPilz 5 years ago

  • Who do I speak to that can give me my 3 minutes back?

    MpyreDzirez 5 years ago

  • Who makes those questions ?? o.O

    MereLee 5 years ago

  • this is brilliant

    yumchatakeaway 5 years ago

  • I think there shud be a "ask a pirate" XD

    Vallinen92 5 years ago

  • FKJSDKSDJKF I AGREEEEE!

    jacksparrowsonly13 5 years ago

  • mmm...powdered swords

    Binerexis 5 years ago

  • nothing is impossible, but it is not very likely. LMFAO!!!

    theharvester8 5 years ago

  • This guy is hillarious...

    rasmuswedin 5 years ago

  • stfu you missed the other 67 because mortal ears are not fast enough to hear it.

    82895150 5 years ago

  • dude you can only do 29 thats not alot

    FACK3 5 years ago

  • where? *whispers* "i`m a ninja" LMAO!!

    mgsfan4life 5 years ago

  • LMAO which Ninja move is the deadliest? :the one that kills you lmao this guy is sick

    ShinzoShigeru 5 years ago

  • I never get tired of this one ^^

    Avara 5 years ago

  • enough...enough...enough

    MusMus22 5 years ago

  • gauntlet thrown, gauntlet kicked up, and now im getting ready to bludgeon u over the head with a gauntlet. lets kick this pig! roflmao!!!

    stewiessexyparty 5 years ago

  • it is saget worthy

    stewiessexyparty 5 years ago

  • HAHA omg 10 outta 5

    Frozen101 5 years ago

  • :D

    turkogluturkum07 5 years ago

  • powdered swords hahaha

    ionizesandatomizes 5 years ago

  • I AM Ninja!

    VampirePenguin09 5 years ago

  • Ninjas are masters of stealth you moron

    jounin404 5 years ago

  • Jadzirobejus,

    He said Ninjanomics, a play on words of economics, which is the study of the economy, thus to do with the money question.

    Supahflyfly 5 years ago

  • slapstick=slipping on a banana peel or a pie in the face..aka 3 stooges,'bout as funny as a kick in the nards with a steel toed boot.

    Ninja is funny and deadly..you rock!

    bloodsling 5 years ago

  • LOL "I wouldn't mind being that food.." funny stuff

    CASHMONEY707 5 years ago

  • OMFG this is beyond hilarious ;D;D;D 10 thumbs up!

    bragonfly 5 years ago

  • anyone knows that ninja song's title?plz tell em coz i love that song

    bshit 5 years ago

  • Its not that funny. And I like slapstick.

    Was quite dissapointed actually.

    Fuzileer 5 years ago

  • why do ninjas kill why can't they just love

    I.LOVE.KILLING.PEOPLE

    well I love that line

    ninjasyron 5 years ago

  • LOL whats the circumference of a moose XDDDDDD

    gorillazbmx6 5 years ago

  • LMFAO OMG :D:D:D That's crazy funny :DDD Hey, i'm not very good at english, so i didn't understand what he said after the question: what do ninjas do for money? Can someone rewrite it for me please :) ?

    Jadzirobejus 5 years ago

  • lol ninja r soo cool

    rev112 5 years ago

  • This is the best one!

    Valestis 5 years ago

  • This is killing me... cant...breathe....

    Juncha 5 years ago

  • most of his answers were actually brilliant. Like the one, Of all the ninja moves which is the deadliest. and he answered the one that kills you. That was funny as hell but when you think about it. A move can't be deadlier then the other. Thats an oximaron(misspelled of course) Kinda like final destination 2.. The second final destination. CRAZY..

    juubunnoichi 5 years ago

  • ahahahaha, fucking genius

    DiscoPilgrim4903 5 years ago

  • I'm a ninja.

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MAD!

    I love it!

    Lammojam 5 years ago

  • I'd love to be that food.

    ... would not wanna eat one though!

    HAHAHAHAHA, yo this is craazy!

    alfaitha 5 years ago

  • "the powdered sugar is actualy powdered swords"

    ROFLMFAO!!!

    Im a ninja!!

    SeveredYouth666 5 years ago

  • a deadly creampuff LOL!!!

    MugenFangirl7 5 years ago

  • That was bloody fantastic!

    Emphasis on the 'bloody'.

    darkphoenixbc 5 years ago

  • loool

    what?

    im a ninja

    when?

    im a ninja

    where?

    >> << im a ninja

    rawforce20 5 years ago

  • Beyond just beyond...........genius!

    TROYRAMSEY111 5 years ago

  • I couldnt stop laughing he is so f*cking crazy xD

    BTKstrangler 5 years ago

  • Oh my good lord. that was absolutely fantabulous

    toomuchsparetime 5 years ago

  • If a ninja does anything anywhere, it doesn't make a sound! ^_^x

    BatosaiAlchemist 5 years ago

  • F*cking GENIUS

    mitchyd 5 years ago

  • haha ninjistics and ninjonics

    fowler27 5 years ago

  • "I'd be a cream puff. A very deadly cream puff."

    Like, oh my gawd, couldn't stop laughing. Absolutely priceless.

    OneKnux 5 years ago

  • this guy are a genius

    born2k 5 years ago

  • yep, best ever

    realphillis 5 years ago

  • powdered swords XD

    this is priceless

    wade419 5 years ago

  • >:3 A ninja would be a creampuff....

    pvtcrempuf 5 years ago

  • "i love killing" LOL

    gabeanation 5 years ago

  • god you made my day.

    OhSoPLASTIC 5 years ago

  • "Im a ninja!!"

    MugenFangirl7 5 years ago

  • yeh i must agree your mini series is great, i can only aim to have a series like you... check out my vids.

    aidronic 5 years ago

  • "im a ninja" lol

    loyesj 5 years ago

  • "im a ninja" oh my god funny

    loyesj 5 years ago

  • If i drop into my super ninjistics, there's not a numba high enough to count how many questions i can answer!" lol my fav part :) :) :D Awsome!

    superkasia 5 years ago

  • That was the best ever!!! *JB*

    jellybean17 5 years ago

  • lol, that was funny

    tomhwk5454 5 years ago

  • what is the circumference of a moose!?

    It's Micheal Palin with his face in a pie time Douglas Adams squared....

    rofl! wtf!?

    "You could lay out a load of tape and put worms on it, that's not a gift"

    Reaper0 5 years ago

  • You're a genius!!!

    This made me laugh so much!!!

    "the answer to that is very easily... maybe"

    "enough"

    Love it!!

    I love the ninja Love episode too! and gifts!!! duck tape with worms?!!!

    Chazmunkey 5 years ago

  • -Why!

    Im a Ninja!

    -When!

    Im a ninja!

    -Where!

    .....

    Birdeye11 5 years ago

  • this ninjas so funny its beyond words this makes the randomenessssness ness of bobobo look like a a complete organized pile of laundry baskets

    funnyxninja 5 years ago

  • the ninja is my new idol... go ninja go ninja...

    Miah2007 5 years ago

  • a creampuff xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    paintupurple 5 years ago

  • a very deadly cremepuff LOL so funny

    coolchika123 5 years ago

  • my fav so far!!

    calibre369 5 years ago

  • i counted 36

    JuicyOrange 5 years ago

  • i counted around...30ish.....

    kuronuekourmie 5 years ago

  • powered swords, lawliezzz

    computer3845 5 years ago

  • HAHAHA that was hilarious!!! "Its Michael Palin with his head in a pie times Douglas Adams squared." AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Thank you ninja, you cleasred a lot of stuff up for me, I can sleep easy at night now...until you tie string around all my hairs and pull them all out...

    MagicalCarrot 5 years ago

  • this is clearly the best of them all... so far.

    TrapNinja 5 years ago

  • Its Saget worty<-- LMAO funny stuff

    DanzigSlayer138 5 years ago

  • Isn't this at a faster speed on a deifferent video?

    PacmanDarren 5 years ago

  • This was the funniest ask a ninja that I have seen so far, and I've seen.. 10 of them. On to watch the rest! xD

    Tigerchat 5 years ago

  • i love this one, its funny, "I'M A NINJA!"

    peroperoluver234 5 years ago

  • I got a count of 27...I think my brain did melt a little though

    wolfiekid82 5 years ago

  • Amazing!

    BFGUITAR 5 years ago

  • lol...powdered swords...lol

    XLMRX 5 years ago

  • GOD!!!!!!!!

    best video ever and i watched them all already!!!!!!!

    looking forward to see more!!!!!

    j1009 5 years ago

  • Damn that is fucked up!

    COBLOG 5 years ago