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  • Mitsubishi Honda Toyotaa..ftw lol

  • dude mr.cook i miss you so much, so does every other ppl who are your fans! i watched u when i first started watching youtube ever! COME BACK!!!

  • Um everyone just to let u know mr. Cook is dead...

  • @iloveclebs lies!

  • Mr. Cook! How have you been?

  • LO MasterOfGameplay21 (Thats me SECOND ACC)

    LOL MY Writeing is still there :D

  • LMAO, this is hilarious! xD

  • MAKE MORE!!! MR.COOK! UR MEH HERO!

    I LOVE UR VIDEOS!!!!

    YOU ENTERTAIN ME!!!!

    Main Account Name: Knex81

    PLEASE MAKE MORE!!!

  • roflmao. "blaaaah, im a crab! oh my god, im falling apart!" XD

  • lol...i just have to mention that...your using the wrong side of the seaweed sheet..but whatever suits your liking (=

  • i watched most of his vids...and i remeber when he cut his finger!!!HAHAHA>>LOL..great vid

  • lol fun vid

    and im happy to think that i cook better :D

  • don't watch it then fag

  • I hope you won't reply your stupid ass comments because this is for entertainment don't like it then don't watch it. Also I'd like to see you make some " grains of wit or comedy value " cause you're comments are not funny

  • I love this so much!

  • almost as good as alton... except that you make bloody sushi! YUM! hahaha

  • lol i got an idea for how to cut baby carrots, put them in a paper shredder lol

  • lol stupid :|

  • OH I LIEK THE BACKGROUND MUSICCC <3 haha lol spam. mmmmm i love seaweed paperr YUM!!!!!!!1

  • Are you married?

  • Close your eyes and listen to this guy. He sounds like Jack Black.

  • how dare you this is an outrage!!!!!!!!!! I despise you and everything you stand for!!

  • Remember to check out my tribute the the man himself, MrCook, as he makes his Iron Chef debut!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THE SPAM SOOO FUNNY man i am gonna subcribe ur vids after i finish watching it all XD

  • Next time your slicing carrots try using a peeler, and just peel away at them

  • or a grater :)

    i think i spelled it wrong D:

  • that was the funniest thing i have ever seen keep up the good work

  • that was freakin' great!

  • MAN UR A GENIUS!

  • are you just too moron to use a slicer to cut a bigger carrot? i'm sure it'll probably cut out in the same size as you cut your baby carrots by your hands..

  • hahahaha, god wouldnt allow him to get SPAAAM into the sushi xP

  • "Get your SPAM in there! Argh! Ok now this sucks"

    oh man, that's sooooo fuckin hilarious.

    "SPAM is rebelling against me"

    now i'm cryin xD

  • hahaha reminds me of a boyscout outing and how i opened spam after the tab broke,by putting the can in a fire. It blew up shooting hot beef into my face, luckily i didnt scar

  • hahaha so funny it was good but you ruined it at the end lol keep up the good work

  • everythign in japan is small xD LOLOLOL hes maing alot of jokes on japan xD

  • i love the everything is tiny in japan comment man lol

  • OMG I WAS CRAKCING UP SO HARD WHEN YOU COULDNT OPEN THE SPAM XDXDXDXD

  • Holy shit man when you dropped the carrot in fast motion i thought you were gonna cut your finger off! Very cool vid buddy

  • you just rolled buddha!!!

  • ahaha. the way u said 'sushi seaweed'. man, it cracks me up!

  • lol enough of that crap n u bring out the meat pounder thingie n beat the shit out of the crab meat

  • HAHAH... can't make sushi without a budha.. hahaha...

  • Everyone in Tokyo laughin, ooo I'm one of 'em lol

    I watched you in horror when you were poundin that

    imitation crab meat, with the knife right beside you

    aaarrggggg

    please be safe :)

    PS.everyone from Japan jus chill, it's just for fun

    you guys sound so "offended" try to learn english till

    you get the jokes, damn!

  • I love watching your video's,love the sence of humor

  • People use giant carrots. O_O;; XDD

  • you kicked the skinnyrat's ass.

  • Mr. Cook the coolest part was the anime girl and that giggle cracked me up

  • Omg, i love ur solution to everything is hitting it with a hammer! u go mr cook :P

  • That looks nasty!

  • is spam tasty? I mean... Good tasty? Me not so sure.

  • Yeah and try cutting up some possum an mimic a redneck. Not so fukkin funny,eh?

  • thats not how u make sushi... u need long pieces of meat .....

  • I actually have one of those.

  • actually... the fake crab meat is pre-cooked

  • It's not so much a slur as it is insensitivity towards Japanese culture. When you mimic a Japanese accent trying to be funny, that's a bit insensitive. Try cutting up some watermellon and mimic a Black person and see how funny some viewers might find it.

  • Awww.... you bitch.

  • LMA...Well I find the thought of it quite FUNNY!!!!

  • Hello everyone, i would like to official announce an important news...My taco bell dog Rambo and I, we are now the worst rated video ever on youtube and the most watched worst rated video....Now I am going to eat my dog b/c he sux and I sux that bad.

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  • Dude, you're gonna end up taking off one fo your fingers if you don't imrove your chopping technique. I recommend going to the De La Douche School of Cookery in Paris and taking the week long chopping course they have there, it only costs about $1100 and is very worthwhile.

  • I'd like to point out that I have a finger missing from a Brioche making accident hence the missing and mixed up letters in my last post

  • Racial slurs...fantastic. And I don't think crab sticks are an ingredient in any sushi.

  • Racial slurs?

  • Make Poutine...see if you can make it better than me

  • awesome, watch the video Youtube vs. Myspace everyone is loving http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=pV1lCeVeqP4

  • your so fucking annoying. and why would you cut baby carrots when you can buy shredded carrots. get a life.

  • Aww.. I never thought of THAT! Damn... I need to hire you as an assistant director.

  • Dude realy get a life or something, the guy makes people laugh. So pls STFU and go pull your wienie @ some Hillary duff pics. Gegroet BanditzPro

  • Dude... I have some leftovers for you!

  • imatation crab is sick i hate it.

  • i need chicks to write me and my taco bell dog...we need you..we are the biggest losers on youtube and my mom said for yall to watch our video so we can like get chicks or something.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=Z5iTq64P5Ww

  • could someone plz tell me what that song is called been looking for it everywhere cant find it

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  • I didn't laugh and its not funny,Gather or read books first on how to cook.I'm sure you'll find one on the web on how to do sushi. You'll have to use raw fish. artificial crabs????Cant say that is a sushi.

  • As a matter of fact that can be called sushi, not all sushi has to have raw fish, sushi with raw fish is called 'Nigiri Sushi' only raw fish is 'sashimi' gather information yourself.

  • Did you know that Norwegians eat sheep heads?

  • Smalehoved - Mmmm... It's good too.

  • no. I didn't know, thanks for the information.

  • oh, what he is doing is norimaki.I live in Japan. Dont tell what is what.

  • Why dont you remove the dildo from your ass

  • horrible knife skills.. shuold not call himself mr cook.. 'gonna get injured cook' is more like it.. n i agree with mikio21.. get a clue! there is a huge difference between chinese n japanese.

  • shut up all, is saposed to be funneh..heesh. i dont think he even gives a fuck what the diff is,

    but i don't think mr.cook can multitask (yappin while choppin)..

  • screw u.. it's my personal comment n u have to right to tell me to shut up!

  • Artificial Crab Meat,"cough",is made from Squid Testicles, Shark Rectums, and the stomach lining of a Sea Cucumber(which resembles a lumpy turd). Bon Appetite!

  • HAHAHAHA I LOVE U!!!

  • Why do u speak like the guy in "Ask Ninja"?

  • Little known fact: Imitation crab usually made of Alaska Pollock. It's mild flavor makes it ideal for the artificial"crab flavoring".

    Widely known fact: No one on Earth knows what artificial "crab flavoring" is made from?

  • ..i just kept waiting for you to cut off something during the carrot scene and cringed when you sliced your finger with imitation crab..

    i didnt even know it was possible to hurt yourself with blocks of imitation crab.

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  • I am one of the "people in freakin' Tokyo" and I have few things to say.

    1.the intro of the song sounds more chinese than japanese...

    2.the budda thing looks also chinese than japanese

    3.his choice of ingredients are mess...

    3.he just doesn't have proper cooking knife skills

    ...

    but who cares, right? oops, he cuts himself... ok it is funny...

  • lol haoles always think chinese before japanese, this stupid guy cannot figure out the difference between chinese and japanese

  • lol.... i dint noe proffensionals cut them selves.....r u emo? lol

  • hahaha OH MY FUCK. i definitely thought you were going to lose multiple fingers cutting those carrots. and i DEFINITELY thought you were going to stab yourself IN THE HEART from opening the seaweed.

  • love it!  I make sushi sometimes too! Great stuff. :)

  • You should make a disclaimer saying not to mess around in the kitchen like you because people are likely to have accidents. I enjoy your show though ;)

  • hahahahaha

  • the music makes your video more fun to watch. Wish u'd do it more often!

  • u know... withthe carrot thing... he could have just used a cheese grater couldn't he? save time ya know... lol o well im not a chef lol but awesome video very funny

  • Freaking nutz!  But funny as hell!

  • SUSHI with cook fish i dont mind (like the crab meat). Tried raw some is okay.

    FS

  • fucking hilarious ............420 cool video

  • Congratulation on Directors account:D

  • LOL

    Midwesterners crack me up.

  • I wish my wife could learn to cook like that. I can't get her away from Emeril.

  • You rolled up the judge! XDD

    No, Mr. Cook, that little hammer thingy is NOT the answer to everything, as much as that pains me to tell you. D:

    Awesome video, can't wait to see part two. Going to go watch it now. =D

  • Ive never had sushi before. Looks pretty good.

  • hahaa, everything in japan is small......... lmao

  • Favorite video....

    Congrats on Director's account!

  • someones retarded, if you heard him, he said he doesnt know how tomake sushi but will try his best, you fail

  • ....I dont find this amusing and the fact that I watched the entire thing has probably killed a couple hundred thousand brain cells. You have no idea how to make sushi.

  • I have to try it with spam

  • My sister needs to learn how to cook like you.

  • You need a pair of kitchen scissors. All kinds of food comes in bags. Scissors work great! And it's harder to cut yourself with scissors.

  • Ha... spam.

  • wow, o.o;; that was interesting.*never saw the spam sushi coming* Can u try to make lasagne next? ^_^

  • MrCook, you scare me with your knife. I have already seen two of your accidents....loved the vid.

  • This has to be one of your best videos. Although I do think that the crab you smashed and shredded looked the best and you should have done that to all the crab. I am scared of seaweed...

    I can't believe you put spam, in sushi. This is the one recipe I didn't expect you to put spam in, but I guess I doubted you, and I got a good surprise because of it...

  • cross contamination knife alert.

  • YAY SPAM!

  • hahah rock the buda :D

  • you are definitely a freaking maniac. lmfao.

  • damn MrCook...this is great....

    i cant wait to see the finished product

  • Skinny?! I'm not skinny! Baka!

    Looks like this contest is gonna be tight. Budda is judging? Uh-oh. I think I'm boned.

  • Great lil vid MrCook, although I think the music killed the MrCook (like you tried to kill yourself) atmosphere in my opinion. But all in all, that was some proper MrCook-ness!

  • You massaged your spam!

  • It needs to be relaxed.

  • Oh no, not SPAM sushi! Kick it up with wasabi, not SPAM!

  • See part two. Well... I'm scared of wasabi.

  • hehe that's sweet.. altho i dont like sea food.. =P

  • Omg.. You are so funny.. I must lick you o.o

  • Ok... I can handle that.

  • Ewwww, you bled all over the imitation crab. Was it with imitation blood? I can't tell.

  • No... that was real. I cut myself again... :-\

  • lmao funny watching you cut the crab meat XD

    OMG you cut yourself...AGAIN XD!!Swear to gawd you should start wearing gloves or sumthin

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