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Ya its like a car wreck huh ...... can't look away. His knife skills are shit ...... second only to his sanitation.
Although ..... he has inspired me to do my own video & place it on youtube. Funny ... the places you can get inspiration i mean ..... from totally un-funny, racist tits even. ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
I hope you won't reply your stupid ass comments because this is for entertainment don't like it then don't watch it. Also I'd like to see you make some " grains of wit or comedy value " cause you're comments are not funny
are you just too moron to use a slicer to cut a bigger carrot? i'm sure it'll probably cut out in the same size as you cut your baby carrots by your hands..
hahaha reminds me of a boyscout outing and how i opened spam after the tab broke,by putting the can in a fire. It blew up shooting hot beef into my face, luckily i didnt scar
It's not so much a slur as it is insensitivity towards Japanese culture. When you mimic a Japanese accent trying to be funny, that's a bit insensitive. Try cutting up some watermellon and mimic a Black person and see how funny some viewers might find it.
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Dude, you're gonna end up taking off one fo your fingers if you don't imrove your chopping technique. I recommend going to the De La Douche School of Cookery in Paris and taking the week long chopping course they have there, it only costs about $1100 and is very worthwhile.
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I didn't laugh and its not funny,Gather or read books first on how to cook.I'm sure you'll find one on the web on how to do sushi. You'll have to use raw fish. artificial crabs????Cant say that is a sushi.
As a matter of fact that can be called sushi, not all sushi has to have raw fish, sushi with raw fish is called 'Nigiri Sushi' only raw fish is 'sashimi' gather information yourself.
horrible knife skills.. shuold not call himself mr cook.. 'gonna get injured cook' is more like it.. n i agree with mikio21.. get a clue! there is a huge difference between chinese n japanese.
Artificial Crab Meat,"cough",is made from Squid Testicles, Shark Rectums, and the stomach lining of a Sea Cucumber(which resembles a lumpy turd). Bon Appetite!
hahaha OH MY FUCK. i definitely thought you were going to lose multiple fingers cutting those carrots. and i DEFINITELY thought you were going to stab yourself IN THE HEART from opening the seaweed.
You should make a disclaimer saying not to mess around in the kitchen like you because people are likely to have accidents. I enjoy your show though ;)
u know... withthe carrot thing... he could have just used a cheese grater couldn't he? save time ya know... lol o well im not a chef lol but awesome video very funny
....I dont find this amusing and the fact that I watched the entire thing has probably killed a couple hundred thousand brain cells. You have no idea how to make sushi.
This has to be one of your best videos. Although I do think that the crab you smashed and shredded looked the best and you should have done that to all the crab. I am scared of seaweed...
I can't believe you put spam, in sushi. This is the one recipe I didn't expect you to put spam in, but I guess I doubted you, and I got a good surprise because of it...
Great lil vid MrCook, although I think the music killed the MrCook (like you tried to kill yourself) atmosphere in my opinion. But all in all, that was some proper MrCook-ness!
Mitsubishi Honda Toyotaa..ftw lol
MinNyiWinMya 1 year ago
dude mr.cook i miss you so much, so does every other ppl who are your fans! i watched u when i first started watching youtube ever! COME BACK!!!
morningPMshow 1 year ago
Um everyone just to let u know mr. Cook is dead...
iloveclebs 1 year ago
@iloveclebs lies!
morningPMshow 1 year ago
Mr. Cook! How have you been?
chefshout 1 year ago
LO MasterOfGameplay21 (Thats me SECOND ACC)
LOL MY Writeing is still there :D
knex81 2 years ago
LMAO, this is hilarious! xD
Jellychuu 2 years ago
MAKE MORE!!! MR.COOK! UR MEH HERO!
I LOVE UR VIDEOS!!!!
YOU ENTERTAIN ME!!!!
Main Account Name: Knex81
PLEASE MAKE MORE!!!
MasterOfGameplay21 2 years ago
roflmao. "blaaaah, im a crab! oh my god, im falling apart!" XD
NinjaBunnyPro 2 years ago
lol...i just have to mention that...your using the wrong side of the seaweed sheet..but whatever suits your liking (=
candybabyyx 3 years ago
i watched most of his vids...and i remeber when he cut his finger!!!HAHAHA>>LOL..great vid
Akly9 4 years ago 2
lol fun vid
and im happy to think that i cook better :D
JulkaN1 4 years ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
what a total dick head
vandos11 4 years ago
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Ya its like a car wreck huh ...... can't look away. His knife skills are shit ...... second only to his sanitation.
Although ..... he has inspired me to do my own video & place it on youtube. Funny ... the places you can get inspiration i mean ..... from totally un-funny, racist tits even. ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
vivamandingo 4 years ago
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Your an idiot and your not even a little bit funny
snakemon78 4 years ago
don't watch it then fag
superharry626 4 years ago 5
This has been flagged as spam show
I assure you it did not take very long to figure it out that Mr.Cook is a complete lame ass when it comes to even a grain of wit or comedy value.
I hope that next time you cut yourself to death.
snakemon78 4 years ago
I hope you won't reply your stupid ass comments because this is for entertainment don't like it then don't watch it. Also I'd like to see you make some " grains of wit or comedy value " cause you're comments are not funny
superharry626 4 years ago 3
I love this so much!
Mrcabe 4 years ago
almost as good as alton... except that you make bloody sushi! YUM! hahaha
metalumbrella 5 years ago
lol i got an idea for how to cut baby carrots, put them in a paper shredder lol
piggymonsta 5 years ago
lol stupid :|
aopdjasldksa 5 years ago
OH I LIEK THE BACKGROUND MUSICCC <3 haha lol spam. mmmmm i love seaweed paperr YUM!!!!!!!1
sweetypie2041 5 years ago
Are you married?
headofmush 5 years ago
Close your eyes and listen to this guy. He sounds like Jack Black.
GooseHinson 5 years ago
how dare you this is an outrage!!!!!!!!!! I despise you and everything you stand for!!
AtomikAl01 5 years ago
Remember to check out my tribute the the man himself, MrCook, as he makes his Iron Chef debut!
visiblemode 5 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THE SPAM SOOO FUNNY man i am gonna subcribe ur vids after i finish watching it all XD
AnimeChibis4eva 5 years ago
Next time your slicing carrots try using a peeler, and just peel away at them
SortaHopeless 5 years ago
or a grater :)
i think i spelled it wrong D:
aopdjasldksa 5 years ago
that was the funniest thing i have ever seen keep up the good work
Dawn01 5 years ago
that was freakin' great!
azndrummer1 5 years ago
MAN UR A GENIUS!
XRayX4416 5 years ago
are you just too moron to use a slicer to cut a bigger carrot? i'm sure it'll probably cut out in the same size as you cut your baby carrots by your hands..
tinyd0t 5 years ago
hahahaha, god wouldnt allow him to get SPAAAM into the sushi xP
Rksager 5 years ago
"Get your SPAM in there! Argh! Ok now this sucks"
oh man, that's sooooo fuckin hilarious.
"SPAM is rebelling against me"
now i'm cryin xD
PreDnized 5 years ago
hahaha reminds me of a boyscout outing and how i opened spam after the tab broke,by putting the can in a fire. It blew up shooting hot beef into my face, luckily i didnt scar
bleungzorz 5 years ago
hahaha so funny it was good but you ruined it at the end lol keep up the good work
lollypops120 5 years ago
everythign in japan is small xD LOLOLOL hes maing alot of jokes on japan xD
nebulasky4862 5 years ago
i love the everything is tiny in japan comment man lol
Shithitthefan71192 5 years ago
OMG I WAS CRAKCING UP SO HARD WHEN YOU COULDNT OPEN THE SPAM XDXDXDXD
shakraka95 5 years ago
Holy shit man when you dropped the carrot in fast motion i thought you were gonna cut your finger off! Very cool vid buddy
ckboy 5 years ago
you just rolled buddha!!!
Tweakish 5 years ago
ahaha. the way u said 'sushi seaweed'. man, it cracks me up!
tyleroreilly 5 years ago
lol enough of that crap n u bring out the meat pounder thingie n beat the shit out of the crab meat
Chink101 5 years ago
HAHAH... can't make sushi without a budha.. hahaha...
Jaeyen 5 years ago
Everyone in Tokyo laughin, ooo I'm one of 'em lol
I watched you in horror when you were poundin that
imitation crab meat, with the knife right beside you
aaarrggggg
please be safe :)
PS.everyone from Japan jus chill, it's just for fun
you guys sound so "offended" try to learn english till
you get the jokes, damn!
falkonmkx 5 years ago
I love watching your video's,love the sence of humor
lmosack 5 years ago
People use giant carrots. O_O;; XDD
CaFFyXP 5 years ago
you kicked the skinnyrat's ass.
BuckNakedDragKing 5 years ago
Mr. Cook the coolest part was the anime girl and that giggle cracked me up
Vakir 5 years ago
Omg, i love ur solution to everything is hitting it with a hammer! u go mr cook :P
eppinizer 5 years ago
That looks nasty!
EveryFriday 5 years ago
is spam tasty? I mean... Good tasty? Me not so sure.
mercury4000 5 years ago
Yeah and try cutting up some possum an mimic a redneck. Not so fukkin funny,eh?
antenna51 5 years ago
thats not how u make sushi... u need long pieces of meat .....
arwidcool 5 years ago
I actually have one of those.
MrCook 5 years ago 4
actually... the fake crab meat is pre-cooked
masterohalo 5 years ago
It's not so much a slur as it is insensitivity towards Japanese culture. When you mimic a Japanese accent trying to be funny, that's a bit insensitive. Try cutting up some watermellon and mimic a Black person and see how funny some viewers might find it.
randydean888 5 years ago
Awww.... you bitch.
MrCook 5 years ago
LMA...Well I find the thought of it quite FUNNY!!!!
Cannibaltzagi 5 years ago
Hello everyone, i would like to official announce an important news...My taco bell dog Rambo and I, we are now the worst rated video ever on youtube and the most watched worst rated video....Now I am going to eat my dog b/c he sux and I sux that bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5iTq64P5Ww
palaceman1980 5 years ago
Dude, you're gonna end up taking off one fo your fingers if you don't imrove your chopping technique. I recommend going to the De La Douche School of Cookery in Paris and taking the week long chopping course they have there, it only costs about $1100 and is very worthwhile.
sonofbolto 5 years ago
I'd like to point out that I have a finger missing from a Brioche making accident hence the missing and mixed up letters in my last post
sonofbolto 5 years ago
Racial slurs...fantastic. And I don't think crab sticks are an ingredient in any sushi.
Bobble86 5 years ago
Racial slurs?
MrCook 5 years ago
Make Poutine...see if you can make it better than me
Emmalene 5 years ago
awesome, watch the video Youtube vs. Myspace everyone is loving http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV1lCeVeqP4
CEGPARTY 5 years ago
your so fucking annoying. and why would you cut baby carrots when you can buy shredded carrots. get a life.
mardonna 5 years ago
Aww.. I never thought of THAT! Damn... I need to hire you as an assistant director.
MrCook 5 years ago
Dude realy get a life or something, the guy makes people laugh. So pls STFU and go pull your wienie @ some Hillary duff pics. Gegroet BanditzPro
BanditzPro 5 years ago
Dude... I have some leftovers for you!
MrCook 5 years ago
imatation crab is sick i hate it.
inu255 5 years ago
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julianhughes 5 years ago
could someone plz tell me what that song is called been looking for it everywhere cant find it
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dochee6 5 years ago
I didn't laugh and its not funny,Gather or read books first on how to cook.I'm sure you'll find one on the web on how to do sushi. You'll have to use raw fish. artificial crabs????Cant say that is a sushi.
queendunpeal 5 years ago
As a matter of fact that can be called sushi, not all sushi has to have raw fish, sushi with raw fish is called 'Nigiri Sushi' only raw fish is 'sashimi' gather information yourself.
thetiffinbssociety 5 years ago
Did you know that Norwegians eat sheep heads?
MrCook 5 years ago
Smalehoved - Mmmm... It's good too.
MrCook 5 years ago
no. I didn't know, thanks for the information.
queendunpeal 5 years ago
oh, what he is doing is norimaki.I live in Japan. Dont tell what is what.
queendunpeal 5 years ago
Why dont you remove the dildo from your ass
harlemdreamer 5 years ago
horrible knife skills.. shuold not call himself mr cook.. 'gonna get injured cook' is more like it.. n i agree with mikio21.. get a clue! there is a huge difference between chinese n japanese.
cytocoronavirus 5 years ago
shut up all, is saposed to be funneh..heesh. i dont think he even gives a fuck what the diff is,
but i don't think mr.cook can multitask (yappin while choppin)..
Sokitoit 5 years ago
screw u.. it's my personal comment n u have to right to tell me to shut up!
cytocoronavirus 5 years ago
Artificial Crab Meat,"cough",is made from Squid Testicles, Shark Rectums, and the stomach lining of a Sea Cucumber(which resembles a lumpy turd). Bon Appetite!
HarryRumph 5 years ago
HAHAHAHA I LOVE U!!!
bellaa27 5 years ago
Why do u speak like the guy in "Ask Ninja"?
kumasan1969 5 years ago
Little known fact: Imitation crab usually made of Alaska Pollock. It's mild flavor makes it ideal for the artificial"crab flavoring".
Widely known fact: No one on Earth knows what artificial "crab flavoring" is made from?
riverkee 5 years ago
..i just kept waiting for you to cut off something during the carrot scene and cringed when you sliced your finger with imitation crab..
i didnt even know it was possible to hurt yourself with blocks of imitation crab.
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evahachadel 5 years ago
I am one of the "people in freakin' Tokyo" and I have few things to say.
1.the intro of the song sounds more chinese than japanese...
2.the budda thing looks also chinese than japanese
3.his choice of ingredients are mess...
3.he just doesn't have proper cooking knife skills
...
but who cares, right? oops, he cuts himself... ok it is funny...
kumasan1969 5 years ago
lol haoles always think chinese before japanese, this stupid guy cannot figure out the difference between chinese and japanese
mikio21 5 years ago
lol.... i dint noe proffensionals cut them selves.....r u emo? lol
XxXLygerXxX 5 years ago
hahaha OH MY FUCK. i definitely thought you were going to lose multiple fingers cutting those carrots. and i DEFINITELY thought you were going to stab yourself IN THE HEART from opening the seaweed.
beekee 5 years ago
love it! I make sushi sometimes too! Great stuff. :)
blueathena 5 years ago
You should make a disclaimer saying not to mess around in the kitchen like you because people are likely to have accidents. I enjoy your show though ;)
Toxickel 5 years ago
hahahahaha
helbern 5 years ago
the music makes your video more fun to watch. Wish u'd do it more often!
laurelleiko 5 years ago
u know... withthe carrot thing... he could have just used a cheese grater couldn't he? save time ya know... lol o well im not a chef lol but awesome video very funny
brknwingangl737 5 years ago
Freaking nutz! But funny as hell!
oscotto 5 years ago
SUSHI with cook fish i dont mind (like the crab meat). Tried raw some is okay.
FS
FireSnakeUK 5 years ago
fucking hilarious ............420 cool video
joel420 5 years ago
Congratulation on Directors account:D
lollypops120 5 years ago
LOL
Midwesterners crack me up.
whiteguysamurai 5 years ago
I wish my wife could learn to cook like that. I can't get her away from Emeril.
flapeds 5 years ago
You rolled up the judge! XDD
No, Mr. Cook, that little hammer thingy is NOT the answer to everything, as much as that pains me to tell you. D:
Awesome video, can't wait to see part two. Going to go watch it now. =D
NessaStudios 5 years ago
Ive never had sushi before. Looks pretty good.
Beaver1 5 years ago
hahaa, everything in japan is small......... lmao
zfmduel 5 years ago
Favorite video....
Congrats on Director's account!
ChaseWasHere 5 years ago
someones retarded, if you heard him, he said he doesnt know how tomake sushi but will try his best, you fail
Burni123 5 years ago
....I dont find this amusing and the fact that I watched the entire thing has probably killed a couple hundred thousand brain cells. You have no idea how to make sushi.
penntano 5 years ago
I have to try it with spam
fradcore 5 years ago
My sister needs to learn how to cook like you.
Zafo32 5 years ago
You need a pair of kitchen scissors. All kinds of food comes in bags. Scissors work great! And it's harder to cut yourself with scissors.
Volmag 5 years ago
Ha... spam.
Smaco 5 years ago
wow, o.o;; that was interesting.*never saw the spam sushi coming* Can u try to make lasagne next? ^_^
endersgame 5 years ago
MrCook, you scare me with your knife. I have already seen two of your accidents....loved the vid.
zephrah 5 years ago
This has to be one of your best videos. Although I do think that the crab you smashed and shredded looked the best and you should have done that to all the crab. I am scared of seaweed...
I can't believe you put spam, in sushi. This is the one recipe I didn't expect you to put spam in, but I guess I doubted you, and I got a good surprise because of it...
Moot259 5 years ago
cross contamination knife alert.
JagBetty 5 years ago
YAY SPAM!
MrCook 5 years ago
hahah rock the buda :D
dmcwebd 5 years ago
you are definitely a freaking maniac. lmfao.
xxitsmyfault 5 years ago
damn MrCook...this is great....
i cant wait to see the finished product
spuds88 5 years ago
Skinny?! I'm not skinny! Baka!
Looks like this contest is gonna be tight. Budda is judging? Uh-oh. I think I'm boned.
TheSkinnedRat 5 years ago
Great lil vid MrCook, although I think the music killed the MrCook (like you tried to kill yourself) atmosphere in my opinion. But all in all, that was some proper MrCook-ness!
Mp3Astra 5 years ago
You massaged your spam!
RedClincher 5 years ago
It needs to be relaxed.
MrCook 5 years ago
Oh no, not SPAM sushi! Kick it up with wasabi, not SPAM!
thebigpicture3 5 years ago
See part two. Well... I'm scared of wasabi.
MrCook 5 years ago
hehe that's sweet.. altho i dont like sea food.. =P
rboyles 5 years ago
Omg.. You are so funny.. I must lick you o.o
DJSeba 5 years ago
Ok... I can handle that.
MrCook 5 years ago
Ewwww, you bled all over the imitation crab. Was it with imitation blood? I can't tell.
nanciesweb 5 years ago
No... that was real. I cut myself again... :-\
MrCook 5 years ago
lmao funny watching you cut the crab meat XD
OMG you cut yourself...AGAIN XD!!Swear to gawd you should start wearing gloves or sumthin
Jenovatra 5 years ago