BLACK FRIDAY BLOWOUT SALES

[LifeIsIndie]

I got so happy at the beginning cause on his phone the time is 3:23 and that's my birthday. xD

[aheartofg0ld]

Soundlyawake's face at the end. Ugh so cute >3<

[classicalAnime]

She posted this video on the birthday of someone i know

[Bathoric95]

<3 His face knowing of Miccy D's

[ArisuXHiromi]

Marry Me, Justine <3

[jbrocks3k]

Lol soundlyawake looked so happy when he heard about mcdonalds.

[myfatproductions]

lol at the strat...

MRRRSOOOOO

this woman is like half squid half human

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

hahah I LOVE this video! Black Friday rly is insane. So funny

[avrilrockz5]

For all the people saying, go to college and become rich. You must be complete idiots. College doesn't make you rich. A career, risk taking, judgement, passing down wealth, etc. Makes you rich. Thousands if people go to college and they aren' t even rich. Anyways, I do find it stupid to shop on Black Friday.

[kelseythomasson]

HAHA! We said the same thing about Mcdonalds when we couldnt find anything.

[150362nicole]

Its 5:01 McDonald is open!

[zlite2001]

Easy solution don't shop that day!!

[zazly0]

OMGG , Im Watching This @ 3am .. I Had To Put That Up c:

[freakymac1]

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT FOR PEOPLE TO BUY STUFF ON BLACK FRIDAY. STOP BEING SUCH CHEAP ASSES. JUST GO TO COLLEGE AND BECOME RICH.

[SAKURAWOMAN]

@freakymac1 "GO TO COLLEGE AND BECOME RICH?" Should I break the news to this guy?

[KTBEverlasting]

@SAKURAWOMAN Break away.

[RaveRainbowRose]

omg that was hella funny at the ending

[GloballyYours]

LOL nope its not a fail cuz mcdonalds just started doing breackfast 1 minuite ago!

[Josewazheretoday]

yes fast food

[Forevercollab]

Breakfast at McDonalds :D

[HPfan71]

LOL did you guys drive across the parking lot to go to target? JUST WALK GOD DAMMIT

[KTBEverlasting]

@HPfan71 They were leaving. They weren't going to go in because of the line?

[ForeverTheGirl100]

LOL NICKY'S FACE AT THE END XD

[icsomethingshiny124]

3:34 ME! :D

[Deannerzz]

God i love this

[AstroChiLee1]

i work at kohls & its exactly 2 weeks from blackfriday.....ugh 3am

[comesNgoesinwaves14]

@jesuisfaer

Omg... BOB SAGET

I loooove bob saget

And rainbows

[jesuisfaer]

Wait... In Australia, 'Black Friday' is the anniversary of some ridiculously large bushfire which killed a whole bunch of people... and the anniversary of that day is usually around about 43degrees celsius, so my arse gets melted onto the searing leather car seat with sweat, as we flee YET AGAIN for our lives and hope that all of our worldly possessions don't get consumed in flames...and in the US, you get all-night discounted shopping, fluffy kittens, merriness and rainbows???? BOB SAGET!!!!!!

[ForeverTheGirl100]

@jesuisfaer

I know right? I was thinking 'dude... people died... why the hell are you having sales?'

Before realizing this is in fact, America.

[sylvereyez89]

That was funny. "nope macdonalds jus started selling breakfast" lol

[4CullensandaBlack]

Classic line: "No it wasn't McDonald's just started serving breakfast one minute ago." Haha!

[diabeticdoode]

That was the best. haha

[TheCupCakeGirl]

You 2 are just cute, especially the ending when you both lit up w/joy about McDonalds serving breakfast! : )

[loislane300]

I hate people tooo! Sooo much!

[bookworm10122002]

and i know that target too haha

[bookworm10122002]

omg i shop at this old navy! the one near marshalls and costco ahhhh

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

I absolutely love you for this video!! I totally wish I could have spent black friday with u guys instead I stood in line at the Apple store to get a new ipod for less, finally made it in the store to find out the ipod basically came to the same price just no tax!! Hardly any savings!!..unless you are buying a pricey item..its not worth it to go out on black friday!

[booteeny24]

Classic! 

[neonosebleed]

You bad-ass. I bet the "IN" door felt raped.

[gratefultobehere]

The end face regarding McDonalds was hilarious. 

[itsbkinthemix]

I used to go to the second Target you went to all the time!

[sm00ches84]

lmao!!! i work at old navy and it was a hooooot mess

[eienMMO]

LOL "i want some doorbusting lobster deals."

[TropicalJul]

oh my god all those people? wo0o0o0ow. "look at those people, so happy to be standing in the front of the line" lollololol yourrr so funny.

[xXwannabeguitaristXx]

haha I'm remember black friday that day.

No price really changed...

The population in the malls sure have though.

I would've just paid the full price too haha

[Beentakenaway123]

old navy? lol

[prettyoddlove7]

hahahaaha his face at the end was AMAZING!!!!!!!!!

[roaryblack006]

Justine ravish me!!!!!!!!!

[Pokelucelop]

"i want some door busting lobster deals!" lololololol XD

[RawrMeBunny]

LOL!

"Today was a fail, a fail"

"Nope... It's 5:01... McDonald's started serving breakfast 1 minute ago"

[AprilMarieLovee]

Lmao, he was so excited McDonalds was open !

[sirengob0om]

mcdonald's breakfast makes EVERYTHING better <3

[emocamvampire]

Love his face when you said Mickey D's was opened

[palepinkie28]

-Today was a fail. A fail. A fail.

-Nope! Cause guess what? It's 5:01 McDonalds just started serving breakfast one minuet ago!

- :D

LOL!

[donkids]

I love 1:24-1:27, you're so cute when you pout.

[allblackimpala]

fuk off ....so u woke ur ass up at 3am just so u can drive around n waste gas n film this dumbass video....u knew damn well blk friday is a bitch at the line. fukn lowlife tard

[ShaySharpie]

@allblackimpala It's called grammer, learn it please?

[hillysparklez]

"Look at all these WEIRDOS!"

Lol

[tHeShOrTeRoNe411]

Hahaha OMG JUSTINE! I fucking love you! I don't know how I ever missed this video of yours! You're the best!

[kupu2pagi]

I have just filed a suit against red lobster for not opening their doors to one of the most inspiring people in the world

[Sony8Vegas]

Ah, god when you make video's like this life is worth living! <3

[cherryberry523]

Hahahahahahaha i love the description :)

[ascobie261407]

Out the in door? DAMN, you rebel!

[quackquack02]

haha this was awesome. i loved soundlyawake's face at the end :)

[zachansonhasbigballs]

You crack me up. I never go anywhere on black friday..I hate people enough as it is.

[bocagurl94]

lol soundlyawake's face when u said McDonald's was open....hahahah

[lexxypexxy]

I never knew malls opened at 4am?

[nilaya87]

actually i really don't understand this whole 'black friday'-concept.

[cubbiejoy88]

I looooove soundlyawake's look right at the end when you tell him mickey d's is open.

[leezee86]

E... went on sale :)

[spandexblondex]

hahaha @ nicky's face when you mentioned that mcdonalds was open

[hinataprincess61]

o hey, i go to that target, ghaha(:

jpmetz nd new jersey ftw(;

[CharRawrBeautiful]

omg girl, the funniest video ive watched this year lol

[karanicolas94]

hahahahahah my mom bought the same sandwhich maker in kohls!

[elmolly93]

black friday was on my birthday this year, and i spent the beging of it like that. thank god for mcdonalds breakfast. lol

[nachosconchisme]

ur so fucken funny!!! save 50 cents on a pair of socks!!LOL

[whyme9311]

This is pretty much how my black friday went too. lol.

[aanijabibi]

wants to find a man who will share a good time with me

[underworld026]

Door bustin' lobster sales! LMFAO!

[opalshuman]

holy shit that's piscataway, nj

[hugovsky5]

I guess people make up some "kiss my ass" comments just so they can appear in the next video....

jpmetz IS indeed awesome, but some of those comments are just too lame!!....such as the very last of the video and the individual stating he/she wants to be jpmetz when he/she grows up.....pfft....wtf....lol ~~

[mobc1234]

omg is that the khols in south plainfield!!!! i work at that target

[opalshuman]

or south plainfield WHATEVER!

[pinkthunderwonder]

i never been shopping on black friday :D

[starbucksishawt]

LMAO the look on his face at the end

[lordsuji]

lol this was so awesome XD and the red lobster part.. yea i work there and im so glad we don't stay open all night.. even the last couple hours of the day are bad enough we get all ghetto ass people and white trash that want free food and fake complaints and shit.. sucks

[luckygrl569]

There are a plethora of things I love about this video. However, I think the pure look of jubilation on Nick's face when you tell him about McDonald's breakfast is the freaking best. We need to be friends the hell.

[MissnaMacfarlane]

fah-diddle!! 2:47! i win

[HairloungeNmore]

lol! so funny. It is insane!

[D0llyS0x]

3:43, OH SHIT that scared me so much ! LMAO i was like wtf !!!!

[ernieelchico]

wow u whined a lot, this is the first time i see ur vids though.

and i know that second target, i live 2 mins away from it, and i was in that line, well not this year but last year.

Should have gone to walmart, they were open all night, all lines were inside the store.

[MissnaMacfarlane]

omg....that frickin laugh near the end scared me so bad....idk y...but it did.....oh and i love how soundlyawake lit up when you said that at the end.

[rtbk449]

50 cents on a packet of socks...WEIRD!

Classic :D

[jpmetz]

oh god, you are such an idiot

[VanitysEdge]

Well put.

[Hellbutterfly18]

@jpmetz

you must have been a person in line for Target

XD

[InuyashanKag]

@jpmetz Thanks for blessing us with the privalege to see the beautiful words you type..

[VanitysEdge]

Wow, really?

[chopsuey061987]

I agree with you! You're just as big of an asshole as all those people waiting in line, except they actually had a purpose. Fail!

[EKWenndy]

You're the pineapple to my ham, so without you we'll never make a perfect Hawaiian Pizza. DAMN RIGHT I'M HUNGRY

[shoppingdiva777]

@EKWenndy that made me hungry

you must be hungry if your name was wendy in it

mmm wendy's

actually no....

mmm jpmetz (:

[uraharafkedme]

justine is the only reason i get out of bed o.o

[JustACurbsideProphet]

Justine.. you are like my own personal brand of heroin

[blondelifeforme]

Justine... THE best makeup guru ever. Show us more Christmas-makeup tutorials, so I can copy them & use your amazing tips for Christmas parties this year that I'd definitely invite you to if you weren't working retail.

:)

[shannalea24]

I. Fucking. Love. You. The hell.

=)

[DOTAProdigy]

i stood in line at target for 2 hours for a the 2nd season of psych... got it like 28$ off =] oh and the 1st season of the office for 8$ off!

[nicolerokstar231]

Ur the reason I hurt people, and yes that's a good thing

[tokiohotelislove]

I went to Old Navy. Yeahp, I sure did. I went at 9 PM the previous night and sat with my friends and then I went inside after I got my free Rockband bracelet crap. And I stood in the checkout line for an hour and a half. Yep, sure made my Friday nice and dandy like. Like freakin' rainbows and unicorns meeting the horizon on a cold winter day.

[Horselvr139]

You are the reason for the season, the hell.

[mirandaugh]

Your milkshake brings all the boys and girls to the yard. Damn right, it's better than mine. You would teach me, but i'm too freakin' stupid to grasp concepts.

[bummercucumber]

This could possibly be the best comment I've read in my life.

[awoz]

its been four days since you have uploaded a new video, i need another jpmetz fix!!!!

[astronettle]

this laughing was kinda scary, i felt as if they were laughing at me too (O.O)

[lovesamazingx]

lol glad i dont do black friday.

[midsummermeltdown]

omg the laughing scared me..

[MrSereens]

sometimes you make me pee

[irmaaa101]

You should do another make-up tutorial (:

Your really good at applying makeup(: lol

maybe something like a smokey eye? HMmm?

Love the videos!! (:

[5capri]

That is Freakin Ridiculous!! Those people need to be shot!

[Katekazoo]

sometimes i wish i were invisible so i could watch you sleep.

[zhannybones]

ur so hot u make me sweat... my ice cream just melted, u hottie

[UsagiWolf]

soundlyawake's face at the end was so fucking hilarious.

:D

[whitestripesiluv]

That's because he has a funny looking face.

[UsagiWolf]

i think soundlyawake is a cutie.

[ThePlaceboFactor]

I absolutely love you!

You make my day when Im down.

Your anger and humor makes me all fuzzy inside.

[greenleafslove]

1. You don't need to buy a sandwich maker, you have SoundlyAwake!

2. Trust me, you don't want "door busting lobster" or you'll be on the toilet until 4 pm.

[geeyeahyeah]

lol door busting lobster deals

[thebeluga]

He looked pretty excited for an egg mcmuffin

[mcrfreek89]

All those people in line were waiting for you, my dear. You didn't notice that they left as soon as you passed them in the car? You made their morning!

[blueblob55]

Justine, if I had a million dollars, I would buy you four million gumballs.

[GrappyFlappy]

ppl its called online shopping omg

[greenleafslove]

Old people and hill billies don't know about teh interwebz yet, so they have to do it the old fashioned way. That's why smart people get cyber monday.

[jowisaur]

::insert ass-kissing::

<3love<3

[LiberalHuntingSeason]

I bet all of those zombies got the swine flu shot too.

[frankie997]

bitch put me in your kiss my ass comment time... i mean.... i love you and want to have your babies so i can have a custody battle with you just so i can meet you. ...that's not right either.

[JAPBEANER]

thats exactly how i felt :/

[JAPBEANER]

lmao

[456whiteboy]

i go the day after

[sunstoneleo]

Oh, and we got to walmart at 3am...

[sunstoneleo]

I got Rockband at Walmart for $50!!! YAY!

[VioletSkies143]

this is exactly why i don't shop on black friday. fuhkdatshiiih

[Elksownkthx]

You say Rout "root"

rotfl

[xXRandomxWafflezXx]

my dog took a huge friggin crap on the floor, i told her that i was gonna go all jp metz on her ass if she did that again... she ran away..

[prepper1987]

I would have just walked out too. My time is worth more to me than the few bucks I'd save waiting hours for that crap.

[DoodleDecay]

i spent $100 at old navy >;C

[1kissmirainbow9]

hahaha ur funny :)

[AprilJ0]

you are hella funny

[Mr1mcg]

A giant line of sheep controlled by the Boot Nazis (cops), just to get a deal?

Baahahaha...bah ah ah ah ah.

You people are nuts. Why don't you all just wait til after Christmas?  It'll all be 80% off.

[fotochristy]

haha this is exactly what i did. i went into stores..line was too long..and ended up getting nothing

[5ThERandomAaron5]

I went to Ontario Mills too!!!! I was in Old Navy!

[jenniferzam123]

holy fuck!

I just happen to run into your channel and the first thing i noticed was that you act exactly like me...or to make you feel better... i! act more like you >.>

[AntoLloyd]

"Fuck a jpmetz hello Dildo!" :)

[parisaniee]

bahahaha i love soundlyawake's face when he hears the mcdonalds news.

such an awesome video. hahaha

[adrianomelette]

SOMEONE HAS A DROID!

[HideeOMitee]

if i could have just one christmas present i would ask for jpmetz....twice.

[ditsyclover]

woodburry !

[loveX100000]

I am so glad we don't have this horrible shopping nightmare here in canada...

[rosieface08]

but ya this video cracked me up!!

[rosieface08]

Oh you have know idea how you light up my day Justine!I could have the crappiest day but once I see your face I light up with joy!!

[Gus589]

black friday is not worth it

[saveit00]

those people at target got coffee makers and toasters for 3 bucks, sometimes u can get a deal but its really not worth those ridicilous lines.

[chelseaislovely]

I worked at old navy, or should i say old slavery on black friday...we literally had to close the store because we were way over the max occupancy at one point. I mean it was bad.

[onlywhenprovoked]

mark it up 500 percent and then offer a 20 percent "discount".

people are so retarded.

[scottishrosette]

I was up at 3 am on Black Friday... working at Old Navy. The Hell.

[rnrmusic]

these people are also jerks and idiots, because the pig girl got up at 3 am as well, so I dont get why she is bitching the whole time on the lines. She's one of the idiots as well

[jpmetz]

fuck you

[ohernandez13]

Lmfao!!!!! This Was So Funny Yo! I Like Laughing At Dumbass People Waiting In Line To lol

Black Friday=fail seriously!

[ohernandez13]

oh yea 2:42-2:48 Lmfao!

and they really should lol

[xManiaphobia]

sideways.

=]

pssssst, i love you justine.

[whitestripesiluv]

You are trolling which actually makes you the idiot.

[deirochimaru25]

Jpmetz is the most beautiful creature i have ever seen in my life and trust me, i seen plenty of beautiful creatures but not hing as beautiful as Justine.

[designbyolia]

those target people make my heart hurt

[oceanjessika]

when i have my first girl I'm going to name her Justine Obscene...because my thoughts about you always turn naughty.

[sugartits12]

I havent seen that many people waiting in line since my mom was giving out free handjobs.

[Xx6kanedy9xX]

ROFL

[whitestripesiluv]

This isn't sxephil or raywj's video this is called kiss ass comment time.

[sugartits12]

I have no idea who those people are. And I have no idea what youre talking about.