Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 1 review - Blind Film Critic

[1heavan]

he is so retarded

[XxNRDNICK23xX]

What makes you think you can do a review, you can't even keep your eyes open to watch the movie.

[ohiosoccer4]

@XxNRDNICK23xX Captain DickFace over here.

[Thisguywhokills]

@XxNRDNICK23xX He is blind !!!

[cheezemonkeyeater]

"Twihard? Isn't that what they didn't do in this film?"

That's the best line I've heard all day.

[AngeloveMJMJ]

Bruno!!!!

[misslmbrt18]

you suck. alot. like mega suck monstermashuglyashellblindasss­tupidihateyouaholeyoudontdeser­vetobealive.

[AceNyoFace]

If the Vampires ate poeple and and the wolves were mineless animals killing everything and the humans hunted both Vampires and the wolves. I would enjoy Twilight. WAIT I'll just go watch Underworld: Awakening!!! YEAH!!!

[MrController360]

stop hating on the vimpire i love that guy no homo

[HarmonyNZ1]

Ima guy, and I can say I liked it,

this is not meant to dorogitry, but da bitchs love twilight. ;)

[Cyrunix]

EVERY1 SAYS THIS MOVIE SUCKS YET YALL GO OUT AND SEE IT ANYWAYS? WTF?!

ITS NOT LIKE IT CAME IN SECOND FOR A WEEK OF ITS RELEASE< ITS FIRST EVERY DAM WEEK< WHAT DOES THAT SAY?!

HUH? HYPOCRITES!

[nicolasem2011]

@Cyrunix That's because all the people who saw it don't know how to write, and let's not talk about using Youtube...

[UnselfishBrat]

@Cyrunix You ever wonder If people are going to see it so they can actually for a opinion about it first? Or that the movie sucks so bad its like passing a car accident.. You know what your gonna see is horrible.. but you just have to see how bad..

[terribithiajjls12]

I feel like maybe I should be offended that you called Robert Pattinson "a girl" as a criticism but then again, female authors sometimes struggle to write convincing male characters as much as male authors struggle to write female characters.

[VickThorVlogs]

@terribithiajjls12 JK Rowling didn't have that problem :]

[terribithiajjls12]

@VickThorVlogs While I do like the earlier HP books, I believe that the strength of the series was her worldbuilding and not necessarily the characters. Regardless, I don't think any of the characters were particularly "gendered".

[GhostDrow]

I have to say, no matter what you think of the movies you have to respect the 2 male leads for being able to keep up that kind of performence in such a shitty role.

[kaylibrianjr]

my mom sawl this movie part one thoe

[sneakypreacher]

Whoever talked you into going to see ANY of the Twilight movies needs to be shot...lol

[fhdfba007]

the music was great, the sex scenes for a pg-13 movie were hot and the ending was pretty cool. i've seen worse!

[MrController360]

who cares if your fat ass hate the movie

[DAmicoJohnny]

@MrController360 What is wrong with you?

[Queenychi179]

1.5 eyes open? That's generous.

[llOllipOoOp]

STOP THE HATE PEOPLE! C'mon!!!

[Naty89gift]

He says Rob is a girl and doesnt even know how he looks like....he should talk about something he really knows

[XxAdelaide1994xX]

@Naty89gift it was meant as dry humor. No need to get butthurt about it.

[DAmicoJohnny]

@Naty89gift it was a joke

[longsightdeo]

I hope Dracula or the Lost Boys find the producers of this shit and bleed them dry in dark alley

[longsightdeo]

@longsightdeo By shit, i mean the movie

[rainbown20091]

@meganinjapillow..YEAH!

[meganinjapillow]

LONG LIVE HARRY POTTER.

[unaizaamir1]

what the fuck twilight breaking dawn is the best movie ever and robert is nawt a girl hez really hot love him

[luisgapro]

@unaizaamir1 i really hope your kidding. If you are not kidding , you have a horrible taste of movies

[savoneo]

"whats to see?" = best line ever.

[TheVictoria3233]

Blind old man.

[Ashluv085]

Awww wait he's really blind?!?!? I had no cluee. I was just thinking why are his eyes closed then a realized omg blind film critic!! that makes me feel bad.

[mexiaznann]

Lol im a twilight fan, but I'll admit this was pretty funny ;)

[naboob]

Please review Star Wars, and compare the original triology with the prequels. i'd like you hear your comments comparing the quality between the two. thanks!

[TWILIGHTTAZ98]

Your a blind idiot. This film was the best ever!!!

[Fulltonic]

@TWILIGHTTAZ98 give me 10 valid points why this film is the "best ever" and tell us how old are you.

Also, using someone's disability as an insult is stupid and low.

[gspahr]

@TWILIGHTTAZ98 Shame on you. (by the way, he's lucky not to see it)

[DaveCondie]

@TWILIGHTTAZ98 Maybe you shouldn't call people an idiot when you can't even insult him without misspelling words... And calling him blind isn't an insult, it's a fact, way to go Sherlock The Jerk.

[aman1072]

@TWILIGHTTAZ98 bitch harry potter rocks...

[Xsaster]

Cyborg Saga.

God, this one was really really bad.

Thanks again Tommy for your good work!

[SMITTSBEATS]

This guys awesome!

[furynotes]

There is no way you could edit this video together being blind!

[Fulltonic]

@furynotes he has his crew.

[NickVlaze]

@furynotes there is absolutely no way, therefore, this video is not real.

[HomoCyborgZombie]

YOUR RATING IS TOO DAMN HIGH

[CocaineStyler]

holy fuck you are the best!

[jojococoa]

is he blind?

[Fulltonic]

@jojococoa yes

[chamunda9979]

Hahaha. This blind guy speaks the truth. Especially about the part where he says that Taylor Lautner was hilarious at doing dramatic scenes.

HE FUCKING SUCKS AT ACTING JESUS FUCK!!!!!!!!!

[themike314v2]

So bad, even a blind guy hated it!

[kmacpack]

The funny thing is, Twilight and all of it's sequels are all about visuals. Hot vampires and hot werewolves. The blind just can't appreciate how wonderfully superficial it all is.

[SMITTSBEATS]

@kmacpack stfu. if the films were purely about visuals then they should have made the cast, STFU!

[kmacpack]

@SMITTSBEATS I have no idea what stfu means. Lost in translation. Sorry.

[MrRiggyRiggs]

twilight sucks

[1111Davo1]

COME TO AUSTRALIA!!!!

[Vannuyswolves21]

is he blind or partially blind?

[kronik85]

Dude, you're awesome.

[InternetAdiction]

i am so confused how can he say these things if he is blind is he faking?

[AchievementOverload]

@InternetAdiction what? He isn't deaf. He can still listen to the movie. He talks about storyline, character, and music. All things you don't need to see to understand. Now if he said stuff about how they looked, then he would be faking.

[InternetAdiction]

@AchievementOverload that the thing he commented on edward and jacob looks ...

[AchievementOverload]

@InternetAdiction I just rewatched the video and I still am not hearing anything about looks? He says Robert Pattinson is a girl, but that's by dialogue. He says Jacob is funny during dramatic scenes, but once again dialogue. I'm not sure where you are hearing anything about looks.

[cokebottlelenses]

@AchievementOverload Yeah, Lautner's delivery is pretty funny. There wasn't anything about looks.

[Lukejcarter]

i fucking love this guys movie reviews.

[IKNOWITSADUMBCOMMENT]

why are his eyes closed?

[IKNOWITSADUMBCOMMENT]

@IKNOWITSADUMBCOMMENT ouh ouh ouh, saw it at the end...

[Lewis080]

@IKNOWITSADUMBCOMMENT why open them when you cant see anything

[outdatedboat]

@IKNOWITSADUMBCOMMENT He's pretty obviously blind.

[Loewsey]

I love your reviews, Tommy!

[misternef]

I'd love to listen to a review of "American Movie" from you one day!

[cokebottlelenses]

"Twi-Hard. Isn't that what they didn't do with this film?" Well done.

[gdlvr817]

Great review. I love all your work. Also I live in CT so i recognize every place you record. Thats the mall!

[KmorrisonNCC1701]

"It hope it doesn't suck." Good Joke, But Sorry Man!

[MrJKessler]

Great review. I still think you need to do a review on an animated movie, without telling you what the characters are, like Toy Story.