No seriously, the worst game ever made.

[TankMedia]

Drake of the 99 cut scenes.

[BingBangPoe]

The art style reminds me of that Kim Possible Disney thingie.

Fucking awful game.

[MrDahlas]

what console is this game for? not that I want it or anything.

[Artproductions2010]

@MrDahlas xbox

[turkishboy1995murat]

Do you even get to play?

[SaitohYatate]

Damn, and I thought Spawn the Eternal was bad.....

[WoobooRidesAgain]

I remember playing this game back in the day. The cutscenes honestly reminded me of "The Beast of Yucca Flats" with the lead character played by a mannequin, and the controls and camera were just insane. The mission structure was terrible and--

A TANG CYBORG?!

[twinlamb]

What 'ta hell?

[Letf4ammo]

"You must be out of this world to get past our guards"...that made me laugh more than it should have.

[steelzaru]

so... ever played superman 64

[xxxxxx941]

epic fail of doom!



[r3mix3d26]

1:32 looks like he's takin a fap.

[jrama23]

O GOD! LOOKS SO RETARDED! FUCKED UP MY HEAD!

[Trekky42]

I made it all the way through, but half of my brain has gone missing.

You haven't seen it, have you?

[Deevon667]

I am so glad it were you playing this game and not I.

[DairkoAthan]

oh god....... complete crap...

[johngutierrez2011]

I only got to 3:08 thenn i had to stop hurts to bad.

[kellervo89]

I lost it when his arms whipped around like a demonically possessed Gumby.

[BrandurJustinussen]

I've played worst. Besides, it's kinda funny if you're drunk.

[TheAxolotl123]

@irvykinneas u mean GEEZUS

[irvykinneas]

jesus

[Zretar]

Thumbs up if you think his arms are replicating the kinects spaz attacks

[crayola2781]

guards arn't tht good, js..

[cerealanthony]

2 best friends anyone?



[hatchetman251]

@cerealanthony I'd love to see that.

[burnedupSkye]

Altair is gonna kick his ass.

[mrbamboozle1]

@burnedupSkye what do you mean is? altair's very existence decimated this guy. ezio incinerated the remains.

[VicGeorge2K6]

Looks like Bruce Timm had a hand in creating this.

[EnorusLoL]

BEST EVER

[TraGicJohnson49]

Better than superman 64

[dongerado]

have you ever taken a huge shit in the bathroom and looked at it and said??....i wounder if this would make a great game?

i think this is how they came up with it

[TheMrSpartanking]

MGS4. By FAR

[TheMhn5]

@TheMrSpartanking ???

[syaoranoni54326]

@ 0:14, It's Captain America!!!!

[infkiller]

oh so the hulk is a fuckin pussy and uses guns now it makes sense

[Ball50f5teal]

A tank cyborg?!

[jetsfan2351]

"Wanna play a little game?"

[infinityward0]

@jetsfan2351 saw

[HenryFreechman]

2 words. Big. Rigs

[xninjasFTWx]

@HenryFreechman hahaha true :D

[Doominatorx6]

@HenryFreechman The most WINNER game of all time? I think not.

[EpicWINNER1000]

@Doominatorx6 Drake is WINNER, but not as WINNER as Big Rigs. Still, it's up there with Action 52, Superman 64, Shaq Fu, ET, Barney's Hide and Seek, Bomberman Act Zero, and Midnight Race Club: Supercharged...

Just kidding ;)

[HenryFreechman]

@Doominatorx6 totally, i theoretically went the speed of light backwards. the speedometer went to 671 million mph.... i felt accomplished

[TheSevenCamels]

@HenryFreechman Big rigs is fun

[crashnburner187]

@HenryFreechman big rigs is not a game..... it's an instrument of torture.

[TailsSonic59]

Superman 64 is worser than this pieces of shit

[neko65o]

i was waching tv once and there was the worst and i MEAN THE WORST video game ever made called "spalater house" it is the worst game ever becuse the cam wolud spin around randnomly and IMPOSABLE courses cuz the person could only jump once,and dering a cutsean the blood wolud go away then COME back!and the wall would disaper.

[darklordprophecy]

this game > Assassin's Creed 1

[JayFFAFAlesanaES]

YOU'RE FAT.

[nickjoannides]

i always remember seeing this cover at the wal mart and thinking it looked so bad ass

thank god i didn't have money when i was 11

[CallofMUGENReach]

@nickjoannides same with me... same with me...

[ronaldli5]

i swear to god this game is more fucking cheapass than kim kardashian's tits.

[ronaldli5]

yeah. because reloading 61828371 million times in 1 cutscene looks cool and it attracts people and to get them to erect.

[Uvi91]

Drake of the 99 Dragons. lmao

I remember the X-Play review. The only game worse than this is Roswell Conspiracies.

[mmartins949]

Lol at 2:25! XD XD

[melgibsonsballs]

watch the X-play review of this game 

[TheMhn5]

what the hell is this game?

[TheMhn5]

dude MW2 is great,i love black ops, but id rather you say that then mw2

[mateusz2737]

Seriously, You are just MW2 noob that cant understand drake and 99 dragons are classic amge

[baahhhFATALITY11]

ANYONE notice that when drake talks, his mouth NEVER moves???

[ronaldli5]

@baahhhFATALITY11 possibly just his thoughts.

[baahhhFATALITY11]

@ronaldli5 ..Good point.

[ilovechickens64]

I bought this game about 6 months ago because it was cheap and it looked ok, but I haven't played it yet, and I'm kind of glad that I didn't.

[shakemyass9878]

I could make a better game then this if I shit on a keyboard >.<

[TheGarcia350]

wtf is going on in the game anyways? this some weird confusing shit!

[darkx602]

I'd probably jump out a window too if I thought I was invincible.

[MrShiney01]

Better than your mamma

[TheZurfer1]

Dude drake of the 99 dragons is a badass game, u run around with 2 pistol, submachine guns, etc. and unlimited ammo and kill demons (i think; my old xbox broke about 3 years ago.) but dude this game was fun...

[marko4449]

@TheZurfer1 lol something like devil may cry dont you think? :D

[elvishairguy89]

the fuck is this shit?

[hercludes]

it wasn't that bad atleast on the demo I played. Anyways, 'big rig racing' is a million times worse

[EpicWINNER1000]

I somewhat agree with KingDavid that this isn't quite the worst game ever.

[EpicWINNER1000]

The style of this game looked cool and so did the story but the shoddy execution destroyed what could've been an elite game and the start of a new franchise. Maybe someday someone will reboot this into a better game.

[ZOMGWTFALLNAMESTAKEN]

he fucking jumped out the window and died?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[somedamnfangirl]

This was advertised as an "Exciting First Issue!" in the magazines.

There was never a second.

[zhawk92]

I don't get what they are talking about.

I need to get high and play this,

maybe ill get this. XD

[MahMahAfro3000]

"Are we going to fail?"

You already have old man, by being in this game.

[Elmir2008]

I havent talked to myself that much since I was 6

[railroadspy]

sorry dude i could only watch 2 mins of this before i wanted to pull my eyes out. it makes no sense... why.

[SirColAmiX]

YOU'RE FAT!

[DayBreakization]

So, this is the XBox's Superman 64.

[khainguyen98]

looks better that CRYSIS. oh wait there are my glasses. HOLY CRAP

[TheGaru209]

wtf is this XD

[baahhhFATALITY11]

I am drake, an assasin

"Flails arms around wildly while shootings 2 guns"

Old mentor guy: He must have AIDS from beyond this world! Are we going to FAIL?"

Drake: The tattoo? NOOO!!.......(LATER ON) I'M INVINCABLE NOW!!

"Jumps out of window"

WHAT THE FUCK???

[nvn007]

We need angry video game nerd to to review how THIS SHIT ASS CUNT SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING CREATED WHEN THE CREATERS WERE ON CRACK

[baahhhFATALITY11]

The main character has the ability to talk without moving his mouth......LOL horrible ass game, I want to buy and play it so that I know how bad it is.

But I find myself strangely horny for the main character.....damn he's sexy....

I'm a girl by the way lol.

[screenON14]

were the programers on crack or something? xD anyway you should try E.T. for atari... DUDE your soul will die a little when you play it, its just horrible.

[YosukeComicRelief]

I LIKE TO POINT MY GUNS AND RELOAD CONSTANTLY EVERY SECOND FOR NO REASON

[pernyinorbyBatista]

this game is a cutscene game ? :))) kinda What the f..

[PurePawnage01]

Can some1 tell me which channel has the most vids?

[speedosonic]

no matter how good the gameplay was, the chins made it agony.

[Jcob91]

this isnt COD :s

[lightninstriker10]

@Jcob91 from my opinion, the modern gaming community could do with less COD and less Halo, back when Nintendo dominated the genre unopposed, there were nothing but 2D platformers, let's revive this genre and come up with creative new 3D platformers that work.

[ShuHibiki]

@lightninstriker10 How is the platformed genre relevant to the FPS genre, exactly? "I feel the world could do with less oranges and more apples."

[lightninstriker10]

@ShuHibiki it's a dramatic shift for the market, the majority of interest now is shooting games

when originally it was 2D platformers

[ShuHibiki]

@lightninstriker10 So what you're saying is, when platformers where mainstream, being mainstream was a good thing, but when shooters are mainstream, being mainstream is a bad thing? Does that mean I'm not allowed to enjoy both genres?

[lightninstriker10]

@ShuHibiki i'm saying i prefer one over the other to a great extent.

[tatuira93]

"Most people like meat"

yeah the voice acting is kinda...

wait, what?!

( can someone translate it to me, i don't think i got it right)

[itzDirtnap]

Are we going to FAIL??!

[SUPERspark64ify]

AIDS!!

YOUR'E FAT!

LOL!!!  XD

[SUPERspark64ify]

LOL  he looks SOOOO retarded when he runs!!! XD lame cutscenes, lame dialogue, and looks very boring.......

[MustangGT520]

i played demo , its alright i liek slo moar shit

[username4396]

Lmfao @ the subtitles/

[aloxman1]

this game doesnt make any sense



[f0Xy251]

what are the characters talking about, they are talking jibberish:) lool

[penguindiverz]

this game has the worst camera angle. worse than the new sonic games.

[MegaDetH822]

@penguindiverz and the most retarded walk. and the lame cutscenes. and the stupid dialogues.

[DrNo0Entertainment1]

EXCLUSIVLY FOR XBOX

[Wilford870]

YOU'RE FAT lolololololololol

[MasterGiegue]

Its more than a Hulk wanna-be

Its a Batman-Hulk-Duke Nukem Wanna-be Who had one too many steroid enfused energy drinks :U

[seikjo]

It is NOT the worst game ever. That title belongs to Dr. Jeeckle and Mr. Hyde.

[TaurusWrangler]

@seikjo

LOL Dr. Jeeckle?

[papapupunana]

character rulez :D

[royboyrp3]

this game is super fail

[KatzInABowl]

Extremely ragdoll-ish gameplay, shit-tastic graphics, omega lame cutscenes, generic voice acting, pooooooooor lighting, awful camera angles, stupid-ass plot that makes no sense and is obviously un-followable...Is this even a game?

[Elvisgratton90]

At first when I saw the cutscene I thoiught it didn't look that bad... then I saw the gameplay

[ABr333zy]

This is the gayest thing I have seen in a video game. The story makes absolutely no sense at all.

[SUPERspark64ify]

By he, I meant the main character, Drake......

[SUPERspark64ify]

This game......it looks like it seriously tries tooooo hard to be badass....and it fails miserably at it.....the main character shoots retarded, stupid plot-line from what I can gather, not a very interesting game......but he is strangly sexy......

[Tiamat583]

the concept looks badass, but the execution looks weak.

if this game had gameplay like syphon filter, it would be an epic win.

[Roflmafao]

try out cosmic race, youll change you mind

[jacobpotter]

E.T.

'nuff said.

[EvilBizatch]

@jacobpotter Agreed. That game was so bad, it made video gaming temporarily die.

[Roflmafao]

@jacobpotter cosmic race

'nuff said

[volker136]

drake was OK.

[masticina]

Worst? No.. but bad? Yes! Worst is for games that make you fume at your mouth, Shiver at the though to play it. And if the game was the only game left outside the moving boxes.. you still would rather watch an uwe boll movie.

But yes it is bad.. all oooh the story line sucks the voice action. The overall acting!

[mrdaltdalt11]

lolz

[bindywinner1]

lol i loled so hard at the gameplay

[muxmedia7]

id rather play this crap than mw2

[TheDarklord0211]

@muxmedia7 seriously?!

[prestoncantrell]

@muxmedia7 agreed

[elvishairguy89]

@muxmedia7

No you wouldn't, get real. I see this posted on tons of vids of shitty games - it doesn't matter what the game is, people just think it's cool to post "Even _ is better than COD2" or something like that. Why the hell do people think it's cool to say that anyway? MW2 is one of the best games I've ever played. Way better than this crap, that's for sure.

[KrankyBIAS]

@elvishairguy89 ever heard of an opinion? no? well then GTFO

[extremecool2003]

@elvishairguy89 Yes, you are right. The mw2 cod mw cod batllefield are shit are so old right now. They are not funny at all. I wonder why do ppl still thumbs up those comments

[MrCrazymonk43]

@muxmedia7 you sir are retard

[thedarkestangel101]

@MrCrazymonk43 Totally agree,Mw2 kicks ass all day long. When drake is rarely even known as a game. Let alone is it known for that matter.

[xelbaga1987]

the worst games in history is... miami vice ps2...taxi 2 (not crazy taxi) on the dreamcast ..you'll commit suicide after

[Zoowey07]

lol...

[KNIGHTCleric]

thevworst game ever is Assassins creed 2

it just stinks and sux munky bollz

[username4396]

@KNIGHTCleric Hey

Fuck you buddy.

[KKmanmi]

What's going through his head:

(look around, pose, look around, point guns while posing, look around, point one gun while holding the other next to head X2)

[Sagemaster00]

Do the voice actors even know what the fuck their saying?

[mmartins949]

@Sagemaster00 I guess not.

[jesustj1]

I Dont Think's bad, I Think you Don't Know how To Play! I'm getting it

[SpearEnd]

After watching this video I tied a pillow to my ass and held on to my crotch area ever since.

[TheKeybladeWar]

im glad it wasent sonic 06. i loved that game.classics and adventures where bettter by MILES! but that game was great. oh and ever played E.T?????

[DEADPOOLX100]

i think this game is briliant

[MrNig1]

hour of victory is 100 percent better than that

[HufflepuffTheGreat]

That has to be some of the worst scriptwriting I've ever seen.

[Ordreon]

Worst

Voice acting

EVER

[ThePotterman10]

It looks like he suffers from arm seizures or something, lol. This is hilarious!!!

[gerasismatas]

my favorite game ever made...yes and im not lying... i love this game.......smooth graphics, good action...... its just perfect.

[MyLuigi1001]

its alright i like it

[Zareste]

heh, well the artists did what they could

[BAB13100]

At first I was like :l. Then I was like "da fuck?". No seriously, WORST CONTROLS I HAVE EVER SEEN.

[XxD1EAN0TH3RD4YxX]

What? He commits suicide after jumping out of a window, becomes a ghost? wtf was the point in that!

[banaman1234567890]

What r u talking about this game is awesome lol only kidding

[myblackplace]

wow

[jose91221]

I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL THERE SAYING ITS NOT ENGLISH

[EvilMonkeySRB]

#LOL Drek on Serbian means crap, which is ironically the exact word to describe this game

[LakeMonsterManiak]

DRINK, and YOU'LL BE STRONG. : ]

[Master1J3]

3:18 If he said what i think he said i have this question. How can you make a tatto on someones chest with just two sticks?! Unless it has paint that would make a little sense if he didn't say "I will FORGE the undying dragon on your chest"

[Reaxionsi]

@Master1J3 Do you think that the people that do tattoos always had those machines? The way he did it how some people used to do it, some still do.

[Master1J3]

@Reaxionsi Thanks for telling me pal

[MasterLucario2000]

AIDS

YOURE FAT

LMAO

[SwordsDragonsAndCoke]

wait this isnt mw2?

[File65327]

@SwordsDragonsAndCoke cawah dooty mawdern wahrfare tew? that game is for little kids. =l

[SwordsDragonsAndCoke]

@File65327 but the title says worst game of all time

[File65327]

@SwordsDragonsAndCoke exactly. little kids online = bad game.

[JFLexxL2]

lol this was on xplay

[NecronRon]

???? agreed.............