when its hot sometimes ill really want watermelon, but never really at any other time. most fruits are great, sugary and delicious, i don't get why everyone hates on them.
one time me and my family were having a bbq and playing basketball. my mom wheeled out the cooler with 2 melons packed with ice. We finnished our game and walked to the picnic table and as soon as we halved the first melon the black kids from down the street turned the corner to ask us if they could use our basketball court. They sat down and invited themselves to some melon.
Watermelon is fucking desert if you get GOOD watermelon. You gotta get your fruits in season. Cantaloupe and grapes are the shit also. Cantaloupe went out of season i think thought because it started tasting like crap a few months ago
I eat fruits all the time. they're sugery, watery, refreshing. fucking awesome snacks compared to MSG shitty doritos or something
@eviltube1111 Fuck yes. If I get some good fruit, that's in season, i will eat all of that shit in a day if not a single sitting. I've been known to eat an entire bag of oranges.
Theres not a damn thing wrong with loving watermelon. As Dave Chappelle said, "If you don't like fried chicken and watermelon, something's wrong with YOU".
Wanda Sykes routine about this is great, too. "Look at all these people looking at me! I'm not going to buy this watermelon for your enjoyment. Screw you, Whitey! I'm goin to the salad bar, where I'll eat small pieces of watermelon. i better camouflage this shit up with some canteloupe!"
@Dreamscapevirus Ya great catch, Krusty said it, I think when a bunch of them were about to die at sea. Check out my stand-up comedy video on my profile page for more of my hilarious wit!
@1844Freddy lol alright ill check ur stuff out but im not sure if ur simpsons quote counts as "hilarious wit" more like "good memory of quotes for later use in topical variations"
Water melon is good because it's sweet and refreshing. Eating a nice juicy watermelon on a hot day is one of the greatest joys that a human being can experience.
Hey, white people eat watermelon all sloppy, too... it's just that there's no cliche associated with white people and watermelon. But I end up with watermelon juice dripping off my elbows by the end...
"Lor' have mer-say" Haha
haribo687 2 months ago
when its hot sometimes ill really want watermelon, but never really at any other time. most fruits are great, sugary and delicious, i don't get why everyone hates on them.
boothesquirrel 3 months ago
2 people got a problem wit tha watamelon we got!
Abvll 5 months ago
one time me and my family were having a bbq and playing basketball. my mom wheeled out the cooler with 2 melons packed with ice. We finnished our game and walked to the picnic table and as soon as we halved the first melon the black kids from down the street turned the corner to ask us if they could use our basketball court. They sat down and invited themselves to some melon.
tokyodave1982 5 months ago
@GIOtheZIPPERHEAD congratulations on going above & beyond some racist shit!
kakuichi 6 months ago
Patrice is radio gold
hollywoodwerewolf 7 months ago
a slice with cream with fucking redonk
Mrfunnybutt 8 months ago
"Al Sharpton would fuckin' remove me from the annals."
littlteapot 10 months ago 3
Watermelon is fucking desert if you get GOOD watermelon. You gotta get your fruits in season. Cantaloupe and grapes are the shit also. Cantaloupe went out of season i think thought because it started tasting like crap a few months ago
I eat fruits all the time. they're sugery, watery, refreshing. fucking awesome snacks compared to MSG shitty doritos or something
eviltube1111 1 year ago 4
@eviltube1111 Whats wrong with MSG
Sandeemos 11 months ago
@eviltube1111 Fuck yes. If I get some good fruit, that's in season, i will eat all of that shit in a day if not a single sitting. I've been known to eat an entire bag of oranges.
Dionysus187 9 months ago
Theres not a damn thing wrong with loving watermelon. As Dave Chappelle said, "If you don't like fried chicken and watermelon, something's wrong with YOU".
lastunusedname 1 year ago 5
@lastunusedname hahahah i saw this and was hoping no one had said this yet. sooo funny
BlunderCats 1 year ago
I personally think watermelon is the greatest fruit ever
shedgen0 1 year ago 2
lord have mercy lol
RelleRoulette 1 year ago
@GQvizoXX Oh, no.
ToListen 1 year ago
This is just one example of how I can't relate to white Americans: Opie and Jim actually said that watermelon isn't that good.
WATERMELON IS DELICIOUS. It's almost as great as pomegranate.
rqbuchanan 1 year ago
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aw im whiter than all you bitches
unifiedfielder 1 year ago
i'm white and i agree with patrice, watermelon and pineapple are the 2 most delicious fruit and i eat mine the same exact way
therealgaara 1 year ago 3
yeah i'm real white, if some black guy invited me over for watermelon, ribs, and fried chicken i'd say 'fuck yes!'
Dionysus187 1 year ago 5
This clip is funny but the full Petey Green video is even funnier.
OnTheBoards718 1 year ago
I love watermelon too!
livardo 1 year ago
Jimmy "HIV positive" Norton in studio again
Nightwing690 1 year ago
Who the hell doesn't like watermelon? Or fried chicken for that matter?
CoolerKing37 1 year ago 6
call me a slave, I love water mellon!
wokoutwarrior 1 year ago
Wanda Sykes routine about this is great, too. "Look at all these people looking at me! I'm not going to buy this watermelon for your enjoyment. Screw you, Whitey! I'm goin to the salad bar, where I'll eat small pieces of watermelon. i better camouflage this shit up with some canteloupe!"
DannyGrowth 1 year ago 2
i love watermelon and im a racist
gunnare123 1 year ago
lol "Lord have Mercy".
TCal3772 1 year ago
I'm black and I fucking can't stand watermelon.
DoubleAgentMaki 1 year ago
To be fair, who DOESN'T like watermelon? It's the best melon there is. Cantaloupe can't even compare!
Kitchinsink3 1 year ago 3
@Kitchinsink3 Honey Dew is the money melon!
1844Freddy 1 year ago
@1844Freddy lol shit what is that quote from? Simpsons right?
Dreamscapevirus 1 year ago
@Dreamscapevirus Ya great catch, Krusty said it, I think when a bunch of them were about to die at sea. Check out my stand-up comedy video on my profile page for more of my hilarious wit!
1844Freddy 1 year ago
@1844Freddy lol alright ill check ur stuff out but im not sure if ur simpsons quote counts as "hilarious wit" more like "good memory of quotes for later use in topical variations"
Dreamscapevirus 1 year ago
Where's the rest of this show
GreatWater 1 year ago
sho is good!!
szammi47 1 year ago
What's wrong wit the watermelon we got? They taste pertty guud!
Demendred1605 1 year ago 40
@Demendred1605 THEY EAT PRETTY GOOD!!!!
Monkeyman2357 7 months ago
Only the very inside is good. The rest is for the peasants! (Filing under "Negro Eating Habits") lol
LAPunk1986 1 year ago
Watermelon is awesome and I'm white.
smeefan 1 year ago 53
@smeefan so is chicken... and I'm white too.
emtec2111 1 year ago
@smeefan good for you LOL
howlbigbadwolf 1 year ago
Now I want to see a vid of Patrice eating him some melon.
Tulkastaldo 1 year ago
Water melon is good because it's sweet and refreshing. Eating a nice juicy watermelon on a hot day is one of the greatest joys that a human being can experience.
RaidenTheAlmighty 1 year ago
Wow! A D.W. Griffith reference!
TomMSTie 1 year ago 3
Hey, white people eat watermelon all sloppy, too... it's just that there's no cliche associated with white people and watermelon. But I end up with watermelon juice dripping off my elbows by the end...
johnclavis 1 year ago