Venetian Snares- Who Wants Cake?

[MrTomservo85]

OH MY GOD THAT IS STEPHEN COLBERT... I loved this song before I knew that. Now i'm like RETARDED in love with it.

[hybridher0]

the cake is a lie!

[Blackthehedgehog2]

Sounds like something from a Cyriak video.

[thepopeeatsbananas]

wait...wait... RETARDED

[jen0ty]

Notch.

Derp.

[conzor9898]

people who don't know the difference between dub and dubstep

[WHOR1BLE]

RETARDED

[Necromanticman]

People think im retarded for listening to this >_>

[musicmaster106]

who wants cake featuring fred

[tetrisbodys]

this sounds an awful lot like my last birthdayparty

[jgettier]

This is second only to Welfare Wednesday

[PossessedDonutz]

They all want cake.

[D197JN]

124 people are geiuses

9 people are cirno

[JamieTheMad]

first off the retarded dont rule the night, they dont rule it, nobody does.

[Spiderman36929]

We suspect she may be... Retarded.

[Rexis95]

Best.

[DRR4BBIT]

stoned, blasting this, laughing so fucking hard my lungs rip in half

[4Brownie4]

I thought this song was shite, but then it got stuck in my head....

[GabberCentrafuge]

wtf this is so fucked up

[mdeonx16]

Doesn't this make anybody else want to dance?

[sierinjsh]

@mdeonx16 indeed

[spankmonker420]

Man. I heard this in the car for the first time and laughed so hard that people in traffic were staring at me.

[VonnegutFrusciante]

did he say CAKE? I WANT SOME

[intecrisis]

The beginning sample sounds like depeche mode

[Xyrofen]

@intecrisis It is.

[HamsterDalton]

What the I don't even......RETARDED.

[division44]

What a Bangin' track. Good tune for breakfast 'K'.

Hot cross buns in your Poonanny.

Love it!

[sierinjsh]

Anyone who doesn't like this song obviously wants cake and doesn't rule over the night.

[SmashSpencer]

Commenting to say I love you :3

[proberush]

This album is amazing... but... what the fuck

[jacquesandrew]

this song is amazing!

[FuzzyTic]

@MyButterfingerMMX HA! yes.

[kompresor321]

This album is better than Pet Sounds.

[SkilesASMB]

First off, the retarded don't rule the night. They don't rule it. Nobody does. And they don't run in packs. And while they may not be as strong as apes, don't lock eyes with 'em, don't do it. Puts 'em on edge. They might go into berzerker mode; come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. You might be screaming "No, no, no" and all they hear is "Who wants cake?" Let me tell you something: They all do. They all want cake.

[ROYALEFFEKT]

Prejebeno dobar album!!!

[chopper753]

Retarded.

[caitshaw]

this shits sooooo good

[Drunkihorse]

The only forum I know which Aaron visits is the renoise forums. Being an avid endorser of the software and all. He doesn't seem to be much of a forumgoer though.

Besides who over 20 yo visits /b/ anymore?

[raveakidd]

what the fuck is everybody argueing about here?

[TonyBMan]

I became retarded....WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!!!!!!!!!

[MyButterfingerMMX]

Whoever dislikes this is... retarded.

[sierinjsh]

@MyButterfingerMMX no yuo!!~~!~!~!

[ogami1972]

also: wtf Strangers w/ Candy? I mean...srsly..i have seen many episodes, but never that...who f'ing wrote that???

[Xyrofen]

@ogami1972 I imagine Stephen Colbert helped write at least some of it, having been a co-creator and in it.

[ogami1972]

@Xyrofen well, yeah...but this part seemed a little more ...well...just more hardcore than most STWC stuff...it was always a series that was a little beyond the normal taste...but that clip is just so "fuck your values" in it's execution...just saying...

[madefortv2]

@ogami1972 It's from the unaired pilot.

[puxflux]

@ogami1972 Hello

[ogami1972]

you guys need to calm the fuck down. this is a great album...no, it's not "Pet Sounds" great...but would you rather VS had decided to interpret the already-tired dubstep?

IMO, we already have amazing output from this man...this is the first release on a new label, and it's fun as hell, makes me bounce, makes me go "oh hell YEAH jungle!!!" ..

also confirms Aaron is a total /b/tard...which, for me, is all the endorsement i need..

[Xyrofen]

@ogami1972 Oh god at the thought of him making 4/4 bass wobbles.

WUBWUBWUBWUBHURRIT'SSOFILTHYAN­DSHIT

[MilkChan]

@Xyrofen VS already did a "dubstep" EP. Sabbath Dubs. It was pretty good, but its definitely not traditional dubstep. I like dubstep though, then again VS is always good too haha.

[Xyrofen]

@MilkChan Can't say I liked Sabbath Dubs a lot. Felt it to be very non-eventful.

[MilkChan]

@Xyrofen I thought it felt more chill, but still keeping a sort of VSnares aura around it.

[gali32731]

@ogami1972 Aarons a /b/tard?

Enlighten me.

[ogami1972]

@gali32731 no. :D

[gali32731]

@ogami1972 I'd still like to know why you think hes a /b/tard. Not that I doubt he knows the existance of 4chan.

[ogami1972]

@gali32731 4chan? what is that? is it some sort of dance music? sounds cool....

[gali32731]

@ogami1972 Its a genre of Arabian Euro-pop

[breaderer]

I dissagre with that Q84Q guy, I've found this song stuck in my head all the past week. and the repeated "Retarded" makes it even more catchy! I especially love the "I feel so mentally retarded" parts.

[baky0206]

atom beteg, de ez így jóóóóóó :D:D

[OlfenBedwere]

Nobody recognizes the sample from Strangers With Candy? If you were offended by the Retarded bit.. more than likely you're retarded.

[Q84Q]

one more thing the wilford brimley sample isn't even funny or interesting, weird and original yes, but again it's out of place for the song and he probly puts shit like that in just to be annoying. FUCK VSNARES, this album couldve been alot better and i would actually be willing to shell out 12-15 dollars for it, but once he again he ruins an album. oh and not to mention the classical shit again with aaron2 and hajnal2 and goodbye9 etc, cant this idiot just make good old-fashioned breakcore??

[Xyrofen]

@Q84Q It's not meant to be taken that seriously. It's a fun little song he probably whipped out in a day like his album description said.

There's nothing wrong with the classical stuff, it adds an interesting contrast, though it is a little out of place.

Most people that aren't huge Vsnares fans would heavily disagree with Detrimentalist being his best.

The Wilford Brimley thing is from "Strangers With Candy" and just there for laughs. It's a pretty tongue-in-cheek song.

[dudesons441]

@Q84Q Who gives a fuck. You either like it or you don't. You don't have to make 3 posts about it :P

[Q84Q]

where is the depeche mode sample, dont hear it

[Xyrofen]

@Q84Q watch?v=ardVlXNoSfE

It's incredibly obvious.

[ogami1972]

@Xyrofen lol...i quit listening to that band with "Violator"...thanks..

[Q84Q]

while i def enjoyed this song esp the part that starts at 1:02-1:20, the song overall is all over the place too much & i really dont need to hear "retarded" that many times. i have a feeling this guy likes doing this where he takes a song that has potential to be awesome, and then waters it down so that its just good or mediocre. his best album IMO was detrimentalist where at least most of the songs he didnt fuck up wth his annoying shit like saying "retarded"

AT LEAST I STEAL ALL OF HIS MUSIC

[Xyrofen]

@Q84Q :|

[funkysnares]

@Q84Q BOO THIS MAN!

[jormamolo]

@Q84Q JUST FUCKING RELAX, OK? If you don't like it, it's fine. I myself enjoy this album and this track. I have no problem with hearing the word "retard" many times.. why would you? It's kind of the point in this track to be obnoxious in a funny way, and also Vsnare's style.

Btw, it's freaking awesome that VS makes classical music, too. That way he stands out from normal breakcore artists and proves that Aaron Funk has a wide range of musical talent.

[ogami1972]

@Q84Q i steal everyone's music...who told the minstrels they get to be rich? i work for a living...if they want money, they should stop being artists.

[ROYALEFFEKT]

@Q84Q

gtfo.

[funkysnares]

I lol'd, thrashed around, lol'd again and again, and gave myself a neckache from headbanging too much. Reminds me of Hukisam Rave Dojo from Pink + Green, a personal fave!

[DNBJerk]

The description makes it hell to post on Facebook.

[Cereallover112398]

Sounds like something cyriak would have in one of his videos

[thesummerclouds]

o.0

[maxthemaxmax]

...Retarded :)

[DimeisGod04]

I feel you by Depeche Mode

[Moose1223]

Thanks for this!

[GrunGrauWeiss]

this guy never fails to impress.

[NoSignalComedy]

thanks man

[mrfish1961]

it´s sounding a bit like plunderphonic - which is very nice . . .

[Oscar301]

Nice sample of Depeche Mode at 0.06

[mrfish1961]

@Oscar301 i feel you - right . . .