RANTS! MARIO, FUR IS MURDER! Black Nerd Rants on PETA vs. Super Mario 3D Land

[sassymeka30]

this is late...but princess betta have my money!!!!!! love ur vids!!!

[DonkeyKongKnuckles64]

Conker for heavy drinking and doing favors for money

[KyutiHuni]

Dante and Vergil Sparda....for just being sexy twins~ >:}

[YaboiEz]

Kratos by definition is a serial killer!!!

[ccwakiyama]

and Mario polls out the mushrooms people's heads and uses them to grow bigger and than to smash the bricks or the mushroom people like said black nerd

[TpropVIDEOgamesX]

kirby for eating innocent chickens whole.... or Ristar for touching creatures

[ccwakiyama]

sonic for speeding



[luchys23]

Actualy when mario brakes the bricks the toads are free

[TheKoritsia]

Link from Legend of Zelda. He goes in peoples houses and smashes their pots.... to get money.... thats robbery ..

[stuntdude64]

Ash/any pokemon trainer-

Animal abuse

Posetion of drugs ( potions, herbs )

[CessnaKitty152]

snorlax, because HE WON'T MOVE OUT OF THE FREAKIN WAY!!!

[rextexmexfexsexoops]

GTA San Andreas Carl Johnson... Do i even have to say the charges?

[cfire176]

Sonic....for snow boarding down a city and breaking cars people own.....true criminal

[cfire176]

You call yourself a fan of mario but.....you know that is kind of true....but how does mario ripp off the skin....it comes from a block

[Croreloth]

Ms. Pac Man

Reason: Prostitution. She goes around eating balls.

[MakennaMcBride]

Princess Betta Have My Money!

[garraslover1]

sonic for destroying govermet property and cars and robots

[brawllovers101]

Link for brakeing and entering destroying property

And cus he stole Peter pans look

[42683mario]

wwario 10000000000000000000

[42683mario]

i hat e you

[42683mario]

howcould you talk about mario that way i hate you

[1234567supermariofan]

Angry Birds for bashing in pigs homes!!

[raya11gaara]

Link- Property Damage

Murder

Thief

Kidnapping

[ProgressiveScan9]

Samus Aran. Interstallar Murder and causing the extinction of whole species.

Frisking required. Might have a weapon stashed somewhere.

[zerokoolkw]

Fei Long - Impersonating Bruce Lee

[D00drebeau]

I'd arrest Cloud for being a little bitch all the time.

[SuperZeldaLord]

it would problably be link for taking a poor helpless fish and feeding it to some fat whale named jabu-jabu and not even going to find the freaken poor fish his charge would be having to do master quest with only a piece of heart=1/4

[DrJon187]

on the new super mario 3DS mario gotten lazier you use power coins to go from castle to castle

[smurfette3010]

ooooooooooooh

[2IdiotsWithCamera]

I would arrest arrow to the knee guy in skyrim for starting the worst meme ever but then i took a arrow to the knee

[youngamer218]

21 people are from PETA

[ACCFPLAYER2011]

PETA is an attention whore

[drz2014]

Link - Identity Theft.

[bbfrank89]

I would arrest Bowser for stealing Mario's girlfriend Princess Peach in almost every Super Mario game

[bbfrank89]

Princess betta have my money

[ChaoticDarkShadow]

Eggman the guy turns animals into robots

[Crown0child]

lool, thats priceles.. Princess betta have my money

[missnintendochick]

Link and every single pokemon trainer. I mean link just barges in to peoples houses, breaks their valuables steals their money, and leaves. Controversial huh? And the pokemon trainers, they just stuff cute little animals into something the size of a baseball, and use them for a cute little battle to the death. Don't get me wrong I adore nintendo I mean look at my username. Thats just what I'd choose if I were given the choice.

[Ito1298]

Princess Betta Have My Money!

[freedomnowmedical]

Cell - Murder DBZ

[manueledug]

Oh let me see

Arrests mario = Drugs possesion / Killing people when he was high

Link/Red,blue,yellow....= Entering people house's without permission

Sonic= Excesive speed

and like that

[randompersonX57X]

Sonic....too much crack...nah I love him

[BEATBOIZY29]

Princess Betta Have My Money!

[MrNewVegas44]

arrest bowser for not moving the f*** on and kidnapping peach again

and then kidnap peach for not doing anything we kno she can fight and she can hire guards and mercenarys but no f*** you both for making marios life harder

[Wubbzzy1010]

I would arrest goku for blowing up all those fuckin planets

[stins2213gpk]

@Wubbzzy1010 not goku....frieza

[Wubbzzy1010]

@stins2213gpk everytime goku has a serious battle there is some type of destruction of a planet like when he fought cell.... blew up king kai's planet

[wendycoriell]

I would arrest Master D. from Bionic Commando since he's actually Hitler. I think being Hitler, even if using an alias, is grounds for arrest. Though, I guess you do get to blow his face off at the end of the game.

[swissshy1960]

mortal kombat because they kill people

[LethalReaper456]

Makarov because he's a bitch!

[LethalReaper456]

@ribbonkraze !!!! I wa gonna say the exact same thing

[RibbonKraze]

I'd personally arrest Kirby. He praticly EATS EVERYONE.

[AxeloneX]

"i have it right here" book comes out of no where :D

[TheBaggageRoom]

a pen state joke you must have fun there

[Mystique540]

I'd arrest Chun Li. Them thunderthighs of hers are lethal weapons arrest her for assult and battery lol

[timzaussiegold]

The entire cast of star ocean on ps3 those bastards ruined the seires

[thecheyenne190]

what the he is creepy mario may be a animal killer



[CrimsonTide1119]

Link for going into peoples houses and killing animals

[atj5432]

princess betta have my MONEY!

[HadoukenDave]

Princess Betta Have My Money!

[SuperHyperAustin]

Kirby Eats all the Pepole from cappy town

[SuperHyperAustin]

Sonic For Going over the speed limed

[bratzchannel010]

Prinsess beatta have my money!!!

[MyStegosaurus]

yes i have actually seen the actually story

[MyStegosaurus]

The game is actually prety good if you are board but you have to wonder he did put a lot of efffort and detail

[MrGiovannijohn]

Sonic for Thinking Sonic Unleashed was a good idea

[Butterflyhearts223]

Donkey Kong because he is just killing everyone with his stomps

[crazytak3]

Oh and Starkiller from Force Unleashed for getting his ass killed AND letting vader make clones of him

[crazytak3]

Kratos for destroying the god damn world

[ODUHQReviews]

@crazytak3

Not so fast! *Hero Voice Impersonation*

Kratos may have destroyed the world, but rumor has it that God of War 4 will be out eventually.

He fixes the world as redemption, calling it, sorry, but Kratos is out on bail, like a BOSS!

[crazytak3]

@ODUHQReviews is that so? REJOICE!!!!!

[mariobro73]

Mario is great i wish peta never thinks mario is animal abuse just killing them or just getting a power up what up with that

[tf2fan006]

brentalfloss did a video on this

[ODUHQReviews]

@tf2fan006

Yup, and just like this video, it only serves to draw more attention to Peta, which was exactly what they wanted.

[anicfanz44]

I'd arrest Bowser for kidnapping...repeated kidnapping...like, every year.

[mheavy87]

princess betta have my money

[redblueyellow195]

princess betta have my moneyy

[ImmaNerdDealWithIt]

Kirby

CANNIBAL

I don't know if that's some sort of charge or whatever. I just wanted to participate.

:D

[TheSnot2272]

sonic for going over the speed limit

[DarkHeartTheEmo]

I would arrest Link and Zelda but only the Link and Zelda form CD-I why? they make such a shitty game that should be arrested.

[DRfreshy]

princess betta have my money

[coraline171]

princess betta have my money

[theboyconnor]

sonic for going over the speed limit

[qqw52]

kirby... that bloody psychopath 

[dougthejoker21]

Don't Kong! He's Crazy!

[CodenameBFG]

The owl from zelda OOT for delaying saving the fricken world.

[CodenameBFG]

Joey who?

[stellabighair]

Link: Breaking and Entering or on his case Entering and Breaking

[potatoegame]

pokemon trainers because he imprisons small animals to fight with other small animals for amusment.

[rizuliz]

pacman he eats other creatures whole!

[samstorm546]

@rizuliz I agree

[poopawman]

zelda for trespassing-slash-property damage

the world of pokemon for animal cruelty and abuse

and batman for 1997

[Xanime95]

Solid Snake charge: do you know what he does under those boxes?

[aklesdude]

Mega man he shoots midjets

[thesega99]

I've heard that PeTA once tried to get kids to drink beer instead of milk because milking cows is "abusive."

[GrimmShadowsII]

Most hilarious Rant ever.

[samstorm546]

Princess betta have my money

[Piibbish]

id arrest samus, just so i could prison raper her.

[callumgranger]

kirby.....

out of control eating habits!!

[whitetiger23456789]

Kimberly from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers on SNES and her charges are kicking men in the balls without mercy. Anyone play that game?

[henzrof]

hey black nerd rants :)...

-what was your first games console

-whats your favorite and least favorite and also what is your oppinion on the 3ds?

:) :) :)

[swincnik]

ok... "Princess Betta Have My Money!"

[MrSmashNash]

Ezio auditore da firenze

Charge: name is too long

[MrSmashNash]

Master chief for killing countless aliens

[ECKclan1]

Niko Bellic from GTA IV for speeding :))

[ingram58]

Dr. Eggman for kidnapping of animal, and trying to kill hedgehogs, foxes, and more

[Jamesgamesnintedo]

Link, for breaking into my house, destroying my propity, breaking my pots, and stealing from my treasur chests

[Crashdile1]

magikarp for being an useless fish

[TheSnot2272]

Sonic for going over the speed limit

[totoro1591]

Pokemon could be considered a game that promotes animal cruelty... except for the fact that pokemon don't exist... the problem w/the Tanuki suit in this case I think is that they are real animals... and people in Japan do mean things to other species, like dolphins.

[SuperSpawnofhell]

I would arrest samus aran on the charges of being HOT

[piplies]

great fairy from zelda. Why you ask? A giant naked women

[MrDeathrobo]

solid snake for sexaul herasiestment

[SSJ2Vegeta19]

I'd arrest Tifa from Final Fantasy 7, I'd cuff her and take her into custody and for "questioning"

Charges: Her boobs are too big. :)

[SSJ2Vegeta19]

Princess betta haz mah MONEH! 

[huddo20review]

would arrest kirby for acts of disrutpting the peace, muder and cannibleisem (sorry for spelling)

[xxxblizzardxkingxxx]

hey thats not the same PETA i joined D:

i joined PETA and this is what it stands for

People

Eating

Tasty

Animals

:)

also i would arrest the belmonts for countlessly whipping monsters, its wrong and getting whipped hurt

sincerely,

Alucard

[inthedark]

I would arrest the cake. For being A LIE!!!!!!!!

[phon357]

in my opinion i would arrest sims for impersonating people in the actual world

[jjordan89481]

I would arrest Niko Bellic

[Bubbathewheat]

I would arrest Sonic for speeding

[jillianfaith13]

Princess Betta have my money! :)

[MusicHarvester]

"Were you ever an assitant coach at Penn State?" Lol that line got me! More like Pedo State, though.

[VideogameninjaYT]

Dante from DMC because he stole a black name.

[cheeseybat1]

i would arrest Sora from Kingdom Hearts for break and entering

[thesoup292]

every single GTA character .... i think you know why

[Rose13]

Little Nemo... He uses narcotics! Why else would he sleep like that? :P

[madrabiddog]

I'd arrest an Elder Scrolls character...for all that sh*t I did.

[hawkonmw]

I'd arrest Link for breaking people's ceramic pots and what not! Shit..

[DragonKnightGamer]

i will arrest link for getting on private houses without a permission and breaking valuable vases and keeping the money inside them

[jjfan4824]

This...episode..was..epic... <3

[scimpanze1000]

I would arrest freakin' snakeman for givin me them hard times without the needle cannon

[blaziken386]

Link. He keeps stealing all the money in my pots.

[PollenEye]

I would arrest Conker the squirrel. He promotes animals drinking and using guns.

Actually, PETA would probably like to give animals guns. Then they could kill off all those EEEEEEVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLL humans!

[NinjaHao5528]

Ummm Sonic on charges of stealing on behaves of the ring industries and for being lamer than mario!

[tylersadx]

Eggman!! On charges of attacking sonic, his friends, and kidnapping all of those animals.

[DragonKnightGamer]

@tylersadx but he dosen't count cause he is a bad guy, the police from G.U.N. ( sonic adventure 2 ) want to arrest him

[tylersadx]

Eggman!!

[CakeBeneathTheIcing]

Princess Betta Have My Money!

[Marrowhunter]

Lara Croft, because another way to say tomb raider is GRAVE ROBBER!

[BizarroIsNo123]

Samus for getting me to excited to see her in that 8 bit glory!

[TheBeatlelover999]

princess betta have my monneeyyyyy

[supermarioaj]

link for detroying property

[vamptigergal]

Master Chief for being to sexy under that armor!

[doomertheultimate]

Samus, for not having my number! <3

[dcervantesify]

quick question black nerd do you hate starfox?

[BlackNerdComedy]

@dcervantesify No, Star Fox is coolio!

[15robbie92]

I would arrest Link!!! For distruction of property, he runs around breaking peoples pots, tearing apart peoples bushes, throwing peoples chickens

HE'S A MENACE lol

[bassmzero]

Princess betta have my money!

[missnintendofangirl]

PETA- People Extensively Trolling Anyone

[ICG113Video]

Okay, so far, PETA has ripped on...

-Super Mario

-Cooking Mama

-Super Meat Boy

What's next?

[BlackNerdComedy]

@ICG113Video Well Skyward Sword came out today... does Link abuse animals? :)

[GoingDark2]

@BlackNerdComedy in some zelda games you can attack cuccos -_- they chase and kill you :P

[mumboman123]

@BlackNerdComedy yeah, pigs and cukkos

[nightnitsua1]

@BlackNerdComedy Probably not but PETA will find a way



[MrUBtrollin2]

@BlackNerdComedy link HATES Cuccos

[sysLink15]

@BlackNerdComedy "Princess Betta Have My Money!" .........ps i abuse evil kitties with Link at night in skyward sword

[scimpanze1000]

@ICG113Video Donkey Kong

[ForalTheFeraligator]

@ICG113Video What about sonic. dr.Eggman (incaseing animals into robot)

[Greendayfan45665]

batman because hes too awesome



[miauw62]

snake cuz he dont hase a linces to kil! James Bond has a linces to kil but snakes he kils like 1000 more people then James bond!!!

[sexyactor]

Thumbs up if you caught the Soilent Green reference! Get into it people!

[DuperDuckey]

MARIO ALSO SKINS ANIMALS AND PUTS ENGINES IN THEM DOLPHIN BIKE AND SQUID KART

[xXShampooAddictXx]

Donkey Kong for smacking a minors ass and forcing him to do labor. He calls this boy "Diddy"?

[bland9876]

I would arrest pacman because of pacman pinball advanced

[CrazedsHideout]

Sir.... you have just made my day 40x's better.

Thank you......

[theconman4444]

Were you in a commercial for Las Vegas?!?!

[BlackNerdComedy]

@theconman4444 Yes. Yes I was.

[TeamThrillseeker]

This sounds like something I made for Mario a while back.