Give Me a Job - A Funny Aniboom Animation by Crabfu

[Jacobbandicoot]

I hate to tell you guys this, but this video is old now. I Wei huang is now working for toys for bob, and he was the one who designed all the characters for skylanders: spyros adventure. He was the one who ruined spyro.

[nakie135]

whats your number?????

[5032THFullest]

FLORIDA HAS JOBS IN AGRICULTURE. PHYSICALLY/MENTALLY FIT INDIVIDUALS NEED APPLY ALSO THEY NEED DRIVERS WITH OR WITHOUT CDL. THE COMPANY IS FLORES BOYZ A TOMATOE COMPANY. O AND FREE RENT/TRANSPORTATION INCLUDED YEAR-ROUND! You would just buy what you need.

[MrGuitaram]

in soviet russia job gives you monster

[Tailsthehacker01]

Funny. I have that same condition.

[iRoNiIk98]

WHY THE FUCK DID U GET A FUCKING JUSTIN BIEBER ADVERT?

[roannbuado01]

the number

[roannbuado01]

yes 

[Zombie666Lover]

whats the number?

[JoBoMano]

he dosent have a penis! XD

[minimattandchris]

BUT I DONT WANT TO GIVE YOU A JOB BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ONE

[123naitsabes]

hey wana make 5 bucks

[tariq4852]

why dont u go catch some fish or something cuz aint no one giving u a job

[n00bt00btv]

you can be my door keeper. devour all trespassers.

[wolfwarrior19]

0_0

[epicfreakofgaming2]

uhm...

sooo baaad!

you'r a bich!

duim omhoog voor mij

[ANETAJ]

hahah :D

[09LPSRULE]

i eat then poop, i eat then poop

[makemoneytoday1000]

@makemoneytoday1000 - contact me and I'll send you the link

[makemoneytoday1000]

This comment section won't let me post the link, contact me and I'll send you the link

[daraghorban]

i wish getting a job was that easy

[makemoneytoday1000]

@daraghorban Hi, if you're looking for a way to make money send me a message and i'll send you the info.

From - Makemoneytoday1000

[TheFinlandnator]

@baibai121 Use magnets to digest faster!

[AlmightyJesus]

Funny? You meant "retarded"

[nick49817]

gestures like Scott Caan ;)

[TheFinlandnator]

Solution: eat the poop; infinite food.

[baibai121]

@TheFinlandnator Troll Science!!! :D

[killsome49]

I eat the poop I eat the poop! XDDDD!LOLZ! ROFLOLZ!

[giladgold123]

where is the funny part?

[eternity00000]

missed a word : blow

[LittleBigPlanetLuver]

I'll give ya a jobb!!! :)

[lovedragon786]

good work............

[KaylaLikes]

Lots of us have the hunger belly now.

[jimmytwotimez]

@KaylaLikes amen

[proswimmer9]

hes awsome!

[jaredrisatgmail]

i know some 3d max stuff i was wondering if some one wants to do something like this , i could just make the objects and stuff for fun send me a message

[hispotty123]

i saw his but its on 0:20

[hispotty123]

i eat i poop i eat i poop i eat i poop does he dieareeah?!

[markandadam0]

nice

[killsome49]

how can he poop if he has no butt??he never showed us! #LOL

[killsome49]

oh no!ericsurf6!are you ok buddy?did the 8.6 earthquake and a tsunami hit your home?hope not...post this in every vid

please

[358themaster]

So whats his number?

[Mafioso123able]

press 2 den 1 i ou

[OriginalRave]

This is so gay...

[solarshenron]

@OriginalRave WORD BRO!

[12mrceltic]

i will ge u ajod

[henriqueaqui]

Okay...

Looks like someone will have to steal.

[syleriam]

Umemployed Monsters...Oh my. I don't have a chance and i'm not a monster... no all the time.

[toontownplayer73]

lol i like when he says "eat then poop eat poop eat poop"

[Gicusv]

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through a commercial

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when all the info was to the right of the video

Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button

Remember when the users controlled the site and now corporations

WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution

Thumbs up to keep at the top of the page

[havoc412]

@Gicusv aand no one cared that day...

[iwasnothere97]

I would call him

[hannairbeilimeshow]

He said steak not stick

[Merrick2012]

that is the best resume ever

[Squeredead]

I'm a monster so. Uh.. I eat sticks! Yeah, sticks are really good

[oscarthebanana]

ill give u a stick

[proswimmer9]

he is awsomee!!!

[wowxdaisy]

aww so cute and funny

[liverpoolord]

Just eat the poop

[HHDTindustries]

135 people are trolls, 32 people are afraid of monsters, 299 people are douchebags, and the other one just didnt like the vid

[SeaPigNomNomNom]

@HHDTindustries can u be the one that just doesnt like the vid?

[TheNachoKat]

@HHDTindustries

edit*

and one actually wasted time to count.

[1997flood]

@HHDTindustries im that one

[bella54666]

8-Pirate

5-Singing

3-Poop

Press on the video press again (just put on play)

and press those numbers rlly fast and lol XD

[bikestarxox]

wow

[MusicForLife456]

Oh my god! thats his belly? I though it was his chin!

[alsrstudios]

Whats ur number ill give him a job

[killjoypoprocks]

his left eye looks bigger

[robloxVEVO1337]

i eat poo. :3

[DNKbutterfly]

459 people clicked dislike without watching this video.

[emileh1lol]

Like # 1200 :D

[notezearl]

uh they got one with the toe fungus commercial .

[bsleaze]

whats ur number

[sugarbabez000]

I eat, I poop. I eat I poop,

I eat Poop, I eat poop

[iSMASHYERHEAD]

I know man, I have that condition too. checkin' tha fridge.

[thebreadster]

You see I eat and I poop... and its all gone!

[bikestarxox]

fail

[bsleaze]

awwww

[theone1212121]

what is your number

[sgrave1]

is it work?

[errolbibi]

This is scary

[errolbibi]

Press and hold 5 xd

[airswimmer123]

I thought that that was a chin.. o.O A BIG FAT CHIN!!

[littledigger2009]

not funny........

[huipuipui]

the guy, who made this should get a job

[321Crazysteve]

Better than the bird hitting the red button

[megamancritic1]

0:01 click this to skip adds. :D

[siarra000]

like my brother lol

[PepsiGirlz4]

crap !!!! Gay

[8ReBorn8]

Want to here a pooooop!

[margreterla]

not funny :(

[MrIrmantas]

In what way is this supposed to be funny?

[19jonty99]

first monster whit a vary gay voice. thumbs up if you agree

[TheShortsy]

press 3 multiple times, interesting stuff

[wolflover768]

Boorrrinnggg*yawn*

[Danielgoingburst]

"knockknock" "who's there?" "I wanna" "I wanna who?~" "I wanna kick your ass~"

[mandy22122]

>.> LIKE SOOOOOO NOT FUNNY >.> WHAT THE HECK

[Yourmum360]

LOL MY Favourate part is the part on 1:10

[balleand]

I want my 71 seconds back!

[Roesch03WRX]

whoever made this piece of shit little animated fag creature thing....has no humor... none at all. this video pissed me off and was annoying to say the least. im giving you all 1:11 of your lives back by entertaining you with my hatred towards this video

[itsthehjunior]

sux waste of 1:11 seconds

[poohyuio]

Sweet 3d :D

[thesuperawesome2799]

Ok he's ya know kinda Chubby!

[TheDrunkenbanana]

i will give you a blowjob

[bigastrosfan123]

IT LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER OFF OF MONSTERS INK. LOL. THUMBS UP IF U AGREE!

[KutieKeta]

@bigastrosfan123 *Monsters Inc.

Not Monsters Ink.

[KareemShotta]

@bigastrosfan123

That The Movie Was Actually Thinking Of When I First Saw It ! Lolz

[VivaVivili]

Love it :D

[poohyuio]

He said call me and he didn't say his phone Number :D Joking

Nice Animation And the lips Goes with the talk good job 

[Flappyjack1321]

He didn't even tell us his no.

[BenjaminKemp95]

gay.

[MrGuitarwrecker]

So then it doesn't sleep...?

[Frisojongen]

Blow-Job ?

[DragonLuverGirl]

...

[brennakillip]

WHO WANTS O HIRE A WHATEVER THAT THING IS WHO ITCHES THERE BUTT???? THUMBS UP!!!

[Elevendy5Productions]

@brennakillip WHO WANTS TO GIVE THUMBS UP WHO GOES INTO CAP LOCK AND ASKS FOR THUMBS UP!!!

[couragewithin]

how can he get a job if he only eat and poops all day... who wants an employee that eat and poops all day... seriously

[RockPrincess141]

OMG!!! I HAVE THAT SAME CONDITION!!!

[TheExCeLLGamers]

@RockPrincess141 that means you have a big belly haha

[RockPrincess141]

@TheExCeLLGamers lolz that's wat you think wud happen but no i have none

[utubepoopcrap]

whats the guys number so i can call hime???? i have a job for him. (it pays minumum wage)

[hbunnie1120]

I eat.. I poop...I eat.. I poop...

[taneorox]

@hbunnie1120 i eat poop?

[DrumminMuffin]

ugh these jokes are horrible! it's almost embarrassing to watch!

[Stiefelflash]

You guys are just jealous because you can't make something like that. Gosh, sometimes I hate these trolltubers.

[OURWORLDROXS]

yew should eat yur own poo the mixed all the food together XP

[supergangstastyle]

it is shit, really shit

[dethklok6511]

What program do you guys use?

[controlerofdarkness]

heh heh he wants a JOB...

[strawberryqueencie]

lol i eat mah poop i eat mah poop! lol!

[SuperLink517]

The animation was great but the story was lackingg

[awesomeyeahroxs]

He'd make a great addition to monster's inc!

[djdantheman117]

plzzzzzzzzz never make any more eating and pooping videos

[Therandomfilmgroup]

wth?

[KITTYclaws10]

i like it ^^

[getmeaponynow]

i will hire him to tidy my room!!!he can earn 500 pounds a day if he cleans my whole room...tell him to come as soon as possible..

[IKeelU96]

That was a complete waste of my precious time.

[6FlamingNinja9]

@IKeelU96 what was so bad about this it is a serious point. people need money so give them a job. and its awesome :P

[MrHopplah]

knock knohock

[simplegrl11589]

haha that was cute

[Erasterio]

it sucks!

[SensaiFlix]

@BugsBunnyHevrewVr *needs

[pandafridge]

What?

[Archivioinutile]

@BugsBunnyHevrewVr

We have captain obvious right here...

[coolbluemidnite]

i feel rly sad cus i laughed at that joke lol

[vicbonnard]

this is so shit and gay!

[FamilyGal16]

lol. That was fabulous. :P

"I eat I poop..." lol (maybe I'm the only one thinking that is funny stuff, but eh? it tickles me funy bone)

[beybreaker]

@FamilyGal16 You eat poop?!?!?!?!?

[FamilyGal16]

@beybreaker it was referring to the video........

[lordirockerHolgerdk]

@FamilyGal16 yea its fabulous. xD

[itssfergy]

ill remember this if i ever become unemployed

[kampfsack2009]

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[Philliesforever365]

awwww, i'd give him a job, hesso cute, exept for the daily routine thing

"i eat i poop i eat i poop i eat i poop"

get out a little more :P

[kittenclaws71]

@Philliesforever365 i agree but why can't he go outside and do it or at least go to

a human toilet

lol XD

[magiccmagicc]

@Philliesforever365 you need commas in your sentece or it sounds{like i eat poop}

which i dont...

[narutoshippuden665]

I have a job for him

[Rockerbella12]

Lol that was cute

[m6r100]

عاطل عن العمل يدوّر وظيفة

[ms10081979]

@m6r100

ههههههههههههههههههه اي وعندك اله وظيفه

[toot344]

"you have a job for me?, i need a job. You see i have this condition, its called sex addiction. See this dick? Yeah, I-i just.. I'm always cumming Y'know? I need to cum. I just keep cumming, then i pay, and its gone. its just, I cum, I pay, I cum, I pay. So um, I'm kinda horny right now. I could use a oral.. or, or, or, a full time.. yeah full time sounds good. So in order to cum, I need money. And the only way i can get money is by stealing. Is um if you give me a job. So call me, Ok.. Ok...

[Rollersteaam]

"Can you give me a blowjob?"

[NARCOLEPTICpediphile]

i eat i poop i eat i poop its my comission hahhaah

[mastersek]

I don't know but it doesn't seem that appealing to me, the animation is good but the dialogue and the voice are kind of annoying (I wouldn't give him a job, he sounds very desperate and annoying)

[Xaoja]

0:01

[Xaoja]

0:00

[TheKrocstyle]

funny vid

[Kesha9012]

Thumbs up if this is how u feel when ur trying 2 get a Job

[Kesha9012]

Knock Knock

whos there?

youwanda

youwanda who?

you wana give me a JOB?

[betheperson1]

mmmmm

no

Good expressions, funny dialogue. Well done :)