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  • FUCK YOUTUBE AND ADVERTS!

  • I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes! *slam*

  • you fuckin ass holes

  • 8 people are arseholes

  • YO!

  • Philip Asshole...

    That's a name no one deserves, especially in prison.

  • awesome

  • Major asshole!

  • oh look 8 assholes! LOL

  • @rad4life1 8 people are surrounded by assholes

  • @alucard1931 ha ha! nice! those poor 8 dont know

  • *insert quote from clip*

  • Fire across her nose not up it. Who is he? Asshole. I know that. Whats his name? That is his name. Asshole, Major Asshole.

  • Love it :D

  • Be careful you idiot, I said across her nose not AHP IT!

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  • Lol Major asshole is Casey from Chuck!

  • "I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes!"

  • Thumbs up for the one guy who didn't stand up lolz

    

  • I love spaceballs, and that part, is HILARIOUS

  • Major Asshole... always gives me a chuckle..

  • As i grow more tired, my standard for humor greatly diminishes-but this still kinda makes me laugh

  • lol cross eyes XD

  • I like the part of the movie whenever they just demolish the fourth wall. (it may take sometime for you to get it).

  • they dont give movies to the best comedians

  • I love this joke, it's hilarious!

  • this sence is the best

  • Anyone notice @ 1:07 when everyone gets up and yells YO, there's one guy on the left who doesnt get up?

  • probably because he's not an asshole....

  • @DoctorGiggle yup

  • lol 1's still sitting

  • I have seen this movie a bunch of time and I just noticed that.

  • ROFl, i knew it, im surrrounded by assholes

  • This is the funniest movie I've ever seen!!!

  • hes an asshole too sir gunners mate first class phillip asshole.how many assholes have we got on this ship anyhow?YO!i knew it im surrounded by assholes.Keep firing assholes !!!! :-))))

  • hes an asshole too sir gunners mate first class phillip asshole.how many assholes have we got on this ship anyhow?YO!i knew it im surrounded by assholes.Keep firing assholes

  • KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!! Hahaha! This movie is legendary.

  • "I DID sir! HE'S my COUSIN!" lol!!

  • This movie rocks Mel Brooks is the best.

  • at the end of the day,we've all dated bitches

  • lawl

  • keep fireing assholes!!

  • one of my favorite movie lines of all time.

  • i'm calling my father! 8-900 dru-id-ia

  • im surrounded by assholes.

    my girlfriend and i love this movie.

  • Man,MAJOR ASS HOLE!

  • FUCKIN FUNNY

  • Funny Movie... 200th comment lol

  • That is his name sir, Asshole, Major Asshole.

    LMAO!!!!:)

  • I SAID ACROSS HER NOSE NOT UP IT!!!!

  • I knew it, Im surrounded by assholes

    lol

  • this is THE best movie<3<3

  • I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich.

  • IMO my two favorite parts is when they "jam" the radar, and this scene

  • First class philip asshole! Rofl

  • "I'm surrounded by assholes!"

    lol.

  • "how many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?"

    "YO!!!"

    "... i knew it, im surrounded by assholes... KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!" xD omg, so perfect

  • MAJOR ASSHOLE LOL!!!!!!!! ROFL

  • i love this movie and asome show

  • keep fireing ass holes

  • FUCKING nice....

  • Mel Brooks is a genius!

  • PHILIP ASSHOLE

  • 1 800 DRUIDIA

  • Michelle Obama:

    I don't have to put up with this I'm rich.

    The difference is the girl in the movie is attractive.

  • Gunner's Mate First Class Philip Asshole

  • I knew it, im surrounded bye assholes.

    KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!

  • "Careful you idiot! I said 'Across' her nose! Not up it!"

  • KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES

  • "Who is he?"

    "he's an asshole sir"

    "I know that! What's his name?!"

    "That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole"

    "And his cousin?"

    "he's an Asshole too sir. Gunners mate first class Philip Asshole"

    "How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"

    (14 guys): "YO! "

    "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes."

  • "KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!"

  • XDD Major Assholes.

  • Keep firing assholes

  • Best part ever XD

  • The most epic scene in the film

  • sorry sir im doin my best

    HARHARHAR

  • Assholes!!

  • I said across her nose, not up it!

  • KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!

  • ASSHOLES!!

  • I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!

  • One of my favorite parts in the movie. Is the new series good BTW?

  • no i think the new series is crap it doesnt fallow the movie at all.

  • its like the clerks cartoon series. it doesnt follow the movies at all. its good on its own but knowing it came from this movie kinda makes it feel like crap. it also disturbs me what they turned lord helmet into.

  • I'm surrounded by assholes

  • i knew it i'm surronded by assholes....

    Keep firing assholes

  • I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.

  • heck dude a hippi and a suggestive parent wuld love this its so fuckin dam ass funny whos he hes an asshole sir i know that wats his name that is his name greatest rude comedy line ever.

  • The guys expression at 0:50-0:51 is epic he has such a serious mouth expression but his eyes are crossed

  • You know what I'd love?  A cell phone ringtone that did the part "Who's he?" "he's an asshole, sir" "I know that! What's his name?"

  • "Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose! Not up it!"

  • (\oo/) Sorry sir Im doing my best! |

    ______

  • "Who made that man a gunner?"

  • i did sir. he's my cousin

  • Who is he?

  • he's an asshole sir

  • I know that! What's his name?!

  • That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole

  • And his cousin?

  • he's an Asshole too sir. Gunners mate first class Philip Asshole

  • How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?

  • (14 guys): YO!

  • I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes.

  • Keep firing a**holes!

  • I know that! What's his name?!

  • "how many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"

    "YO!!!"

    "...i knew it i'm surrounded by assholes...KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!"

  • lol every worker on da enamy ship is a asshole

  • except the front left(Winslow)

  • He is an asshole, sir

    I know that. Whats his name?

    That is his name, sir, Asshole, Major Asshole XD

  • Dark Helmet-"And his cousin?"

    Sandurz-"He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's

    mate, first class, Philip Asshole."

  • KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!

  • major asshole...simply the best

  • I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing, assholes!!!

  • how hard do you guys think rick moranis was laughing? i wouldn't have been able to do the scene if i was him!

  • keep firing asshole lol cause they are assholes

  • across her nose not 7up it

  • That looks like joan rivers because shes made out of plastic

  • this is my faveret part of the whole movie no dought

  • Best part ever!

    "Who is he?"

    "He's an Asshole, sir."

    "I know that.... what's his name?"

    "That is his name sir, Asshole, Major Asshole."

    Lmao!

  • im surrounded by assholes!!

  • I like the part where he says asshole.

  • Keep fireing *ssholes!

  • HOW MANY ASSHOLES WE GOT ON THIS SHIP ANYHOW???

    Yo!

    O.o ...i knew it im surrounded by assholes!

  • rofflmfaois (roll on fucking floor laughing my fucking ass off into space)

  • First Class Asshole lol

    Jews In Spaaaaace! xD

  • MAJOR asshole.. Clever ;)

  • YO!

  • KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES

  • i knew it im surrounded by assholes

  • aaaaaassssssssshhhhhooooooolll­llleeeeeeeeeee

  • asssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssss

  • ya gotta love spaceballs! haha! :)

  • "Keep Firing Assholes" HAHAHAH BEST MOVIE EVER!! XD

  • YO!

  • Careful you idiot,I said across her nose not up it.

    Sorry Sir,doing my best.

    Who made that man a gunner?

    I did sir. Hes my cousin.

  • Lol keep fring assholes haha

  • lmao thats the best part of the whole movie. besides ludicrous speed XD

  • Funny i love that movie

  • How many assholes do we have on this ship?

    YO!

    I knew it!  I'm surrounded by assholes!

    Keep firing assholes!

    classic

  • this is funny i love it lol

  • Im surrounded by assholes!!!!!! : ○

  • Keep firing assholes! XDD I love that line!

  • LOL! I love how his voice changes every time he puts the visor down. That's kind of a rip on how Anakin's voice changed at the end of Ep3. This movie lampooned the prequels before they were even out!

  • hahaha....philip asshole

  • lol! Hes an asshole Sir.

    I know that sir but whats his name?

    That is his name Asshole, Major Asshole

    How many Assholes we have on this ship?

    YO!

    I knew it im surrounded by assholes!

    KEEP FIREING ASSHOLES!

    LMFAO

  • This is my favorite part of spaceballs

  • "how many assholes we got on this ship anyhow...YO!!!!...i knew it im surrounded by assholes. keep fireing assholes" ha ha ha XD XD this movie is so funny

  • One of the best parts from Spaceballs, if not the best.

  • I knew it - I'm surrownded by assholes!

  • damn this clip cracks me up...to bad they don't make movies like this anymore.

  • Rofl, they don't make funny movies this good anymore.

  • 2nd best line of the movie

    KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!

    Best line...

    FOOLED YOU!

  • This part makes me laugh rolling on the floor.

    "KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES"

  • how many assholes we got on this ship any how?

    YO!!

    .....

    I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes

    *helmat down*

    KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!!

  • Keep firing assholes! So funny!

  • I knew it I'm surounded by assholes.

    lol best bit in the movie

  • who is he

    he's an asshole

    well i know that what's he name

    that is name asshole. Major asshole

    and his cousin

    he's an asshole too sir. Gunners mian first class phillip asshole

    he's an asshole

  • Best part of the movie

  • WATCH IT I SAY ACROSS HER NOSE NOT UP IT!!

    sorry sir I'm doing my best

    who made that man a gunner?

    I DID SIR. HE'S MY COUSIN!

  • I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes

    *helmet down*

    KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!!

  • "How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?" "Yo!" (Except the one on the left!)

  • I never noticed the one that didn't get up!!

  • One of the funniest scenes in the whole movie!

  • This is Fucking Hilaroius

  • bahahahaha! fukin love this movie

  • thats like helmets best line ever, Keep firing Assholes!!!!

  • ha ha

  • I knew It, I'm surrounded by assholes... *Clunk* KEEP FIRING, ASS-HOLES!

  • i knew it....im surrounded by assholes!!....keep firing assholes!!!

  • Nevermind he got up too.

    : )

  • keep firing, assholes! XD

  • notice when he says how many assholes do we have on this ship everybody turns aroun and yells YO. execpt for 1 guy on the left side

  • I believe he's the black comms officer (can't say african american, since neither exist here :) ), so there's a good chance there ain't no relation.

    : )

  • He's the only one on the ship who's not an asshole

  • In one sense of the word anyway.

  • You're an asshole.