Clock Suckers: Return of the Other King

[pyro4869]

@collegehumor when are you going to make more Clock Suckers!?

[Ldub1996]

@Straif5 Bitters aren't funny (your a bitter)

[featheryginger]

My fav of all :3

[cantinaphil]

Elvis... AWAY!

[evilmonkey4498]

So thats were my armys go ever other tuesday

[Straif5]

@evilmonkey4498

That's your army of pirate ninjas? I though they were mine. They go missing every other tuesday too.

Hmmm...maybe they alternate.

[billyjack95]

Johnny BRAVO!!!!!!!!!

[slayit10]

Elvis reminds me of johnny bravo...

[toxicpanda55]

i can talk to peacocks

[taylorlol23]

wow they are 35 wayy to old to be doing that crap

[honghiquan30]

MORE

[PaperToPlasticReview]

i gotta congratulate the guy that voiced elvis when he sang like the temperature rising bit he is a good fucking singer

[magmon2468]

LMFAO TO END

[MegaCybershadow]

if you pause when he looks thrue King´s book o´ hump you can see that for example catwoman two crowns statue of liberty 1 and a half judy garland two and a half

[darekiscool1994]

Plus tax!

[Candpals]

Hell yea! I was the one that took da picture! Haha!

[Razgriz85]

haha will sasso is the voice of elvis

[CAROWINDS20]

Noticed a mistake "Its a full week before your MOM gets back and "he" has sex with elvis?

the moms a SHE not a he! LOL

[pivot1nerf2starwars3]

@CAROWINDS20 there is no 'he' she said

well its a full week before your mom gets back and has sex with elvis

[tyronejrsr]

wat's a money shot?

[ThrowDownArtists]

@tyronejrsr hehehehe. a money shot is a cumshot on a girls face. 50 points if you get her in the eye.

[yeahbuddy5624]

Next time u fall asleep, im gonna shit in ur mouth XD

[TheVolcommunication]

why don't they make clock suckers episodes anymore

[xNaYmLeSs]

I breathe underwater and I shit gold bricks! I like the crocodiles with the silicone tits LETS ROCK! Have sex with livestock! Hell, and I refuse to wash my jock! And somethin, somethin Mookey Blaylock!"

[TheVolcommunication]

@xNaYmLeSs MIAO MIAO

[xNaYmLeSs]

I'm smarter than Kermit and Jesus combined! I once killed a shark just with usin my mind! People say I'm crazy but I say this, my peanut butter elevator takes my piss LETS ROCK! I can talk to peacocks! The best Transformer is Grimlock! Let me take a dump on your socks! I love doin coke off a hookers ass! Invented lawnmowers and the forward pass!

[SteelandSouls15]

These guys are in their 30s? jeez!

[123MOVIESRULE]

WOW, he gave catwoman 2 crowns.Nice

[DemiTrusdale3]

series finale :/ still a great cartoon though.. 

[cookingwithsamick1]

DEEP FRIED COCAINE

[darcro44istehname]

HIGH

FIVE!

[PoptropicaAdGuides]

Fine up yours, your a accident anyway, whats for dinner?

[superdude481]

NO! you gotta stay and watch

LOL!!!!!!

[FireFox666100]

"Not a high five moment"

"Fine, up yours. You were an accident anyway. Whats for dinner?"

I pracitally pissed myself with laughter

[NHavocJ]

This is the best episode I've seen Elvis is amazing.

[mepinky123]

You guys don't understand but theses death comments are a bunch of SHIT

[xavier3825]

lol at the end i said OWWW. right when the guy said it XD

[alexhan6]

@JohnBonhamIsGod99 stfu

[Lad9512]

lol the king gave cat woman 2 crowns.

[Pokefan4375]

I really want the king's song on itunes

[sethars1]

"so where is that cashier girl you like?!"

"What are you talkin about you just banged her!"

"oh really? well then mission accomplished, who wants some deep fried cocaine"

ialmost died of laughter xD

[XxchaseratedRxX]

5:58 my peanut butter elavator dranks my piss

[ertirator]

Cat Woman Got 2 crownsXD

[ertirator]

Cat Woman Got 2

[Senmetsu]

More clocksuckers damn you!

[svrmanrawnxt]

Dad: " High-five

Tanner: Not a High-five moment

Dad: Fine your an accident anyway whats for dinner"

[AkiraPoland]

i was taking picture! high five!

[4everxTeddeo]

Judy Garland- 2 1/2 crowns

its right before catwomen.

[evelchef2]

then i'll bang her graceland style it'll be great it involves a guitar some porkchops and fake sideburns...oh and butt loob

[OmfgItsHenu]

"people say im crazy, but i say this: my peanutbutter elevator drinks my piss"

any1 else catch the epic song??

[svrmanrawnxt]

@OmfgItsHenu i caught the song, it was fucked up

[AtomicSuperGuy]

Catwoman-2 crowns

[IxAMxJEDI]

the mom sounds like whitey from 8 crazy nights

[athenacat96]

@xXxDarkeyexXx1 8th row, three w's are after them. It's really quite obvious, the row is longer.

[Spuntikable]

WHO"S UP FOR SOME DEEP FRIED... Cocaine?



[MultiDragonLair]

Okay, we'll wait for you outsid-NO!! You gotta watch!!

[MultiDragonLair]

Let me try. Who wants a fried bologna sandwich? Huh?! Make it double!! LMAO

[MultiDragonLair]

Thank you, thank you very much, where the fuck am I? LMFAO!!!

[funnyblackops1]

pirate ninjas



[funnyblackops1]

the king died on his thrown ...... again

[Drougar108]

XD so random where he shits <.<

[Gpfalzarano]

"fine up yours you were an accident anyway whats for dinner" lol

[Arguingwithmyself1]

"My peanut butter elevator drinks my own piss LET'S ROCK! I can talk to peacocks!" Best montage song ever...

[mrspunkaay]

Elivis's brain was wrapped in bacon?? Epicmealtime FTW..and I never knew that was what a money shot was...interesting

[TitsMcgee353]

ha Elvis Fuckin a skeleton hahaha

[TheDestructer12]

umm its actually .... Im smarter then Kermit and Jesus Combined I once killed a shark by using my mind people say its crazy but i say this my peanut elevator drinks my piss lets rock i can talk to peacocks the best transformer is grimlock let me take a dump on your socks I love doing coke off a hookers ass invented lawnmowers in the forward ass, breath under water, and shit gold bricks, I like the crocodiles with silicone tits, Let's rock Have sex with livestock & I Refuse to wash my jock

[Lokito999able]

@TheDestructer12 can i buy crack from you?!

[TheDestructer12]

@Lokito999able uhh no

[Lokito999able]

@TheDestructer12 so you do have it but you wont sell it to me?

[Eltrio2]

@TheDestructer12 You the craziest sum'bitch I ever seen...

[carlosmushroom1]

A Ford Terminator & Jesus combined once killed a Zarg with my mind a people say it's crazy and I say it is, my peanut elevator drinks my piss! Let's rock! I can talk to peacocks! The best turns water into grimlock! Take a dump on your socks! I love doing coke off a hookers ass, invented lawnmowers in the forward ass, breath under water, and shit gold bricks, I like the crocodiles with silicone tits, Let's rock! Have sex with lifestock! & I Refuse to wash my jock. somethin somethin Mr. Blaylock

[MyTeddy68]

why is it that in some college humor videos they sensor bad words but in others they show up?

[spiderreko]

Did anyone else realise the bit where he says penis sticks at 2:58? ''Arghh Urghh Oooo Arghhh penis sticks Arghhh Urghhhh Oooo'' LOL!

[lartkrin]

cat woman and statue of liberty? he is sick as f***

[ACTXftw]

thumbs up if u watched this video 100 times waiting for a new clock suckers

[thrillingkill46]

what did yellow hair guy say at 1:21 ?

[percyjacksonbookfan6]

he said bang the cashier on 5:31 lol

[xScarscalex1]

Sweet jesus I hate the sound of your voice.

[Megapead]

lols "deep fried cocaine"

[takeshitapart]

lol plus tax

[jerryisawesome97]

whos up for some deep fried cocaine?



[ExNemacyst]

Amazing.

[OneCrayGuy89]

Lol @ Elvis kicking the ninja pirate :D

[Krank3dpark0ur]

the mom sounds like the old lady off of 8 crazy nights 

[MultiDragonLair]

Thank you, thank you very much. Where the fuck am I?

[MultiDragonLair]

zzz, I kinda like sex LOL. Who wants a fried bologna sandwich. Huh waht, me!

[MultiDragonLair]

zzz, I kinda like sex LOL

[vzsozs]

who wants some deep fried cockain???? :D

[chadwuzhere1]

"uh thank you very much, where the fuck am i?" lmao

[ELChamonkey]

College Humor should start making more Clock Suckers episodes

[LucidGamez]

Double fried, the kings needs, a double fried

[MrExitOnly]

"Fine Up Yours you were an accident anyways! Whats for dinner?"

[AsianLuigi]

im really hating these beer commercials........

[packaderm135]

"ur and accident anyway" his dad says that might be true.

[wades623]

whos up for some deep fried cocaine?

that shit is funny

[rionizeman]

EVERYONE PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF BLACK OPS READ THIS! Don't you think they should release a weapons pack for black ops?! i mean like german guns from zombies like the MP40 and stuff and new snipers and assault rifles? and i Mean who wants the desert eagle back huh? EVERYONE WANTS IT! black ops needs a weapons pack thumbs up to keep this at the top of the page so treyarch can see it copy and paste this to as many videos of black ops u can please

[OmfgItsHenu]

@rionizeman im sure the developers watch collegehumor cartoons.

seriously, how fucking stupid are you? feels impossible

[TheSandyNub]

@rionizeman Paste this after the "youtube.com" in the address bar, and go to it: /watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

[SmithScapegoat]

4:50 best version of teddy bear ever

[TheNfsmw510]

sounds like cock suckers in the intro

[awesometjdude]

make more

[Link57942]

@secretxax1 It's a Simon game. The panels light up in a certain order and you push them in the order they lit up.

[Blazenooper]

2:39 catwoman and the statue of liberty?!

[secretxax1]

lol... the bathtub controller looks like the Chrome logo...

[Ferrychick1]

LMAO Pirate-ninjas! Hi-argh!

[1n53rtAw50m3Nam3H3r3]

''now behold, the kings scepter

''

[xXxDarkeyexXx1]

Try to find the two v's...

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[paydirt78]

suck it or leave.LOL my new motto...

[TheSSgator15]

Behold, the kings septor!

[MsJazzy604]

I wonder who iz da dad

[robloxskaterchase1]

NO YOU GOTTA STAY AND WATCH!!!

[11panfu]

man elvis is fat!!

[vetzal]

elvis is so crazy, its awesome

[vincent6445]

thumbs up if you read "cock suckers" at first.....

[LilemmaLilmorgan]

This is the first show i've seen... its not bad :P

[legofan370]

i think they should make a clock suckers comeback i fucking love this show!!!

[nicorocks7]

Elvis gave the statue of liberty 1 and a half crowns XD

[GodSoul358]

i only saw two names in his Book O' Hump other than Ellen Tanner, and they were Catwoman and the Statue of Liberty

[halossecrets1997]

@GodSoul358 found 2 more audrey hepburn and judy garland btw who teh fuck are these people?

[francoisgrenier]

DOUBLE FRIED!

[darkswordsman50]

NO! YOU GOTTA STAY AND WATCH!!

[enlowmation]

WASHOUTNAO, HIYAAAAA!

[macleys99]

chang clock to cock

[BadgerStyler]

For some reason, watching this makes me sad...

[forbiddenevil1]

that was pure awesome!

[EltBerserker]

B^U

[UngodlyFireX80X]

ha ha OH MY F--KIN' GOD MAN ELVIS BONED TANNER'S MOM!!!! OMFG... wait, I thought collegehumor censored out s--t and f--k

[Bangersandmashify]

I miss you clock suckers

[bludman2]

if the parents are on vacation how can they bring Elvis and confront tanners mom?

[Minocat17]

@bludman2 Time Machine.

[ZoraLink10nLink]

this was the 1st clock suckers episode that i saw

[MJPJETxxx]

@ZoraLink10nLink Me too!

[OMFGowned1234]

@ZoraLink10nLink me too lol

[MitsukixMitchikomi]

Sounds like the guy from Johnny Bravo

[Dragonlanceish]

Who wants there brain surgically wrapped in bacon?? I do!!!!

[ParanoidBoeh]

lol watch after credits

[ZoraLink10nLink]

LOL!!! (Sex sex sex sex) "Blababadoo... Plus tax"

[overkillery]

im not sure which room this is but its where I keep my useless shit

THIS ISNT UR HOUSE

[DyminEllis]

LoL "fine, up urs, ur an accedent anyway. WHATS FOR DINNER!?"

[heavysnack3985]

When u cum

[JAMIESOKLUG]

by th way what does a 'moneyshot' mean?

[IH8SILLYBANDS]

@JAMIESOKLUG basically a cum shot

[DyminEllis]

@JAMIESOKLUG it meand he cummed on her face

[JAMIESOKLUG]

very nice no small mexican family cooking in the bathtub not bad at all

[dark7java7lava]

HI FIVE

[GwenxTrent4ever]

"up urs, ur an ccident anyways" XDDDDDDD

[superqeboo]

thank you very mch .... where the fuck am i?

[tigoleify]

press 1 =P sexy time

[JAMIESOKLUG]

i love it and by the way reach4evr it says it under the picture

[Pasta585]

NO YOU GOTTA STAY AND WATCH!!! "Wise man say uhUGHEhuhh*plop* only fools rush in UUhhEEEhhuuhh get OUT eehh ohh snap*plop* eehhh".......... LOL WTF

[reach4evr]

how does he know what month the picture is???!!!?????

[moondra10]

@reach4evr it says under the picture

[renx1005]

thank you, thank you very much. Where the fuck am I?

[JDDragon2009]

fine up yours you're an accident anyway whats for dinner?

[GenuineLarry]

5:08 blablabla plus tax blablaa!

[reach4evr]

lol he was gonna die on the toilet any ways elvis had such a big turd he had a heart attack

[bbob765]

Who'z up for some deep fried cocaine?

[SkullSox]

Fine, up yours! You were an accident anyways...

[Cruxshadowsfreak99]

'oh god i hate your voice...' lol

[caramaccat]

HI-YAAAAAAAAAAR!

[Jamaika101]

HIGH FIVE!... anyone?... no

[danthemanbful]

/watch?v=dwa4CGoNpTY i cant believe thiis video only has 250 views it should have 1,000,000 views.

[saderguy]

@danthemanbful yeah, its your video nice spam

[WARLORDLEROY]

BEHOLD THE KINGS SEPTOR! PLUS TAX!

[nothing4224]

that was fucking terrible 

[Qwertype315]

@nothing4224 make something better

[nothing4224]

@Qwertype315 don't have to, many others already have :)

[ogith]

"I'm smarter than kermit and Jesus combined! I once killed a shark just for using my mind! People say I'm crazy and I say this: My peanut elevator drinks my piss! Let's rock! I can talk to peacocks! The best transformer is Grimlock! Lemme take a dump on your socks! I love doing coke off a hookers ass. invented lawnmowers and the foreward pass. I breath underwater and I shit gold bricks. I like the crocodiles with silicone tits! Let's rock! Have sex with lifestock! I refuse to wash my jock, etc

[TeamOgith]

@ogith watch?v=KUHqFhnen0U

[MrWhite12222]

@ogith

exactly, except its peanutbutter elevator

[francoisgrenier]

@ogith is it kermit or terminator?

[sparkytrick]

@francoisgrenier yeah that's what I thought it was too.

[Pokemaster9000able]

When i put the video thought it said cock suckers lolz