Baby Food

[aliendragon17]

Foetus Fajitas... Nice one.

[progrockcoffee]

Partial Birth Raspberry EXPLOSION!

[Mauler85]

xD beer battered baby with lemon.

[GodsArePeopleToo]

lol i remember asking a girl why she was a christian & her answer was 'cus having sex w/ animals is disgusting' lmao i seriously think they're projecting fantasies onto atheists. after all, it was god who told his people he'd cause THEM to be cannibals (though i think that was supposed to be through famine), god who tells his people to rape, to murder, to lie, to steal, to pillage, and god who tells his people that their first born males belong to him, and yeah i do think that means sacrifice

[csbair]

I was out of milk for cereal this morning, so I trucked it to the day care center a block away. Thanks for the advice!

[TheIconoclasst]

You are brilliant! You sound american but I know there are no intelligent people in america. Are you Canadian? Well whatever, keep up the good work.

[Omnywrench]

I like the term "Fetus Fajitas".

[HealingBlight]

You really should just cut 4:44 to 6:24 as it's own standalone clip.

[AlmightyAtheismo]

@HealingBlight

I've considered doing that.

The first half is a bit dull.

[TheBiAtheist]

@AlmightyAtheismo There is nothing wrong with it. [:

[DuhIdiot1]

Dude, that is some KRS-ONE-caliber breath control when you really get going with the recipes. Good shit.

[Tobinius]

Why am I so hungry all of a sudden? Hmm... must be because I'm an atheist.

[DanMickie]

dont eat babby

[FairCogent]

"If the only thing preventing you from eating babies is attending church every week then I want your fucking ass in that fucking pew every fucking Sunday for the rest of your fucking life."

No way. Screw that. I want these jokers LOCKED in a church somewhere.

[Client404]

6:12 LOL!

[Valendros]

Good job on the alliteration pronunciation.

[AlmightyAtheismo]

@Valendros

Merci beaucoup.

[Valigarmanda1]

Strange, I just had a sudden craving for baby.

[progressthruscience]

Where can I buy that cookbook?

[min7b20billion]

"Why don't you get a club and go out and kill your neighbors kids"

That is the most insane thing I've ever heard in any context. It's scary to know he's not joking.

[overlordcacius]

yeah DMC? thats what got my attention good sir. the best death metal band

[ludoeksel]

Stop it, 'm working up an appetite...

[pumpstations]

I laughed, I cried, I got hungry.

Major OWNAGE!!

[Sanngot]

Woah dude. Time to take a breath now. I could just imagine your face starting to turn blue while you were listing off those dishes. XD

[comeade]

I too most definately want that guy's "fkkin ass in that fkkin pew every fkkin sunday"!

I want him there all week. Cuttin' the lawn, painting lines in the parking lot. I don't want him to ever leave the premises of his house of worship to the Non-Pedo-Cannibalistic god!

[comeade]

Well done bro, very well done.

In your next book, as side of Baby Carrots might be a nice addition to any plate.

[djalessandromagno]

How more moronic could this idea " why don't you eat your babies?" could be?

[ImperiousViking]

he looks like the BTK killer

[maddoxhell]

This man has some seriously fucking problems...

[marvincontendo]

george foreman baby grill HAHAHAHA

[Hirnlego999]

One of those kids might become my doctor one day. So in my own self-interest I have a high interest in making sure that not everyone turns up as fucked up as the guy in the beginning.

[MsMommaRose]

I laughed so hard I cried.

[addictionsun]

2:10

Do you find that people of all age groups and all walks of life avoid you in general?

It's not your cologne, it's that you're a fucking asshole.

DUDE, that was HARSH!

[Bhurzum]

Absolutely, undeniably THE funniest (and most truthful) vids I have seen in a loooong time.

Thumbs up (for bbq baby on a stick)

[LJonesy2]

is it wrong if i'm hungry after watching this video? yes...

[19overlookR]

brilliant

[13Articwolf]

HOLY S*** how many takes did you have saying all those names? 0.0 lol

[GratitudeCafe]

Instantly one of my new favourite videos on the interwebs. All 6,000 of the interwebs.

[TheStigma]

Third trimester surprise ^_^

[gooddarkjedi]

so this is why nephilfree got no children.

[Webofscience]

FUCKING

AWESOME

.

[soundiscomforting]

Trimester surprise, lol. Great video. I'm off eating some babies. I mean, I don't believe in God, so who's stopping me.

[THEHARMONIKZ]

DISCLAIMER FOR FUCKTARDS

There were no actual babies fried,boiled,roasted or sautéed during this video.

[SpankThatMonkeyCom]

@THEHARMONIKZ

That's only because babies are far tastier fresh, raw and still wriggling. :)

[THEHARMONIKZ]

@SpankThatMonkeyCom Raw food gives me earth shattering belly shits.although I'am quite partial to a medium rare.Any chance you might suggest which end I put the apple in?

[argo984]

Get in my belly!

[azmanabdula]

I thought us Australians told you already........It was the dingo......remember....wink wink.....

OI NEPHI wake up buddy........1:50 look a ted on the right.......baby eater for sure!!!!

[kip151]

Im gonna call ya B for Bendetta.

[Willoq01]

5:06 omg that was so funny! i seriously laughed for 10 mins straight!

[barak219]

b...but i dont want to eat my babies...

[klooger28]

8 people like nephlimfree, how is that possible? o,0

[TehRealzTsunami]

I wasn't expecting to lol so hard until 5:10 xD and how fast he talks.

[TheAtomicist42]

Thumbs down cos it made me hadda change mine undies. Ok I lied, no thumbs down. XD

[mjh012363]

You forgot my favorite dish: Baby Lima Beans! LMAO!

[Cookaloka]

The stone age people was a nice touch :D Awesome vid overall :)

[tatamarero]

oh my fkin god! the last bit was hillarious dude. cheers

[wwwggxcom]

What's the music called ?

[AlmightyAtheismo]

@wwwggxcom

The intro / outro is from Satsugai by Detroit Metal City.

[CJFCarlsson]

So you "fucking hate him". You actually kill your babies. Quite a lot of them anyway. Why don't you eat them.? They are just useless lumps of meat anyway.

[UDamDirtyApes]

lololololol

[realoldguy1969]

I prefer the softer more tender deep fried fetus strips. soft boned, and marinated in placenta gravy, served with a side a pureed abortion drippings, and wash it all down with unfiltered baby suspension water with the blood plug included, served with an umbrella in it. Just talking about it makes me hungry.

[TheHomelessCripple]

mmmm, Das Baby Broten sounds delicious

[themsfightinwoids]

Nephilimfree posted a pathetic pity-me video and removed it but it's at watch?v=FEoBQV5WIak

He admits to living off the benefits of a mentally-handicapped stroke victim for the last 2-3 years, and cries that she is leaving him, since he has no income (was fired a long time ago) and will become homeless in a month.... Another creatard freeloader falls off his pedestal...

[AlmightyAtheismo]

@themsfightinwoids

I saw that.

My concern is this: If Neph loses his house, where's the little blue square going to live?

[TheCaptainLulz]

0:37 his wifes she-mullet is HAWT!!!

ROFL

[handofnergal]

what's all this crap about eating babies?

no god? hmmm

must be a BABY EATER!!! NOM NOM NOM

moron

[Morkindie]

Huzzah!!!

and Good job.

[swordslash117]

whats all that blue stuff on the comments

[D3mmAhum]

holy $hit!!!

[TeachScience101]

Hillarious!!!

[Bosco239]

Babys, the other, other white meat.

[mightyampersand]

That was brilliant.

[wordavee]

Maybe he got the idea from Kings ch 6 where a woman boils her baby to eat in a bargin with another woman, then complains that the woamn won't boil her own son. Very odd bit of the bible

[papafox]

Goo-goo ga-ga gai pan -- the coffee almost shot out my nose at that one. :-D

[amanojaku666]

He is a closet baby eater!!

[ScientificMethodist]

hahahaha this video gave me violent eruptions of rofling continuously.

where can I get a copy of 'the atheist's guide to baby eating'?

[synsei1]

Wow what a creep, I never watched his video because I thought they would be just be boring but now I think they would make me have nightmares. People like him must be the cause of a lot of atheism actually.

[srh1502]

you forgot McRib. I heard it tastes like a baby. xD

[Shigren]

Ja Ich Habe Ein Baby Broten! Ich Habe Gern!

[Shigren]

In retrospect I think thats why I almost flunked out of german class in highschool...

[mp9yq9tx]

neph has no opinion on moral standards since he made his vid to justify infants and children having thier brains bashed out on rocks in the bible. This shows clearly he has morals lower then whaleshit.

[EricTheNihilist]

oh wow that was funny.

[pewpewlasergunz]

fucking rofl, 5 star

[909540]

fetus fajitas !!! I'll recommend that one to campus pro life. For this idiot's records.. Kin selection means that your babies aren't competition for you.. they are on your lean mean gene team. So to my fellow atheists, I must stress only to cook and eat OTHER people's babies.

[DrDarwinian]

i wish i could talk taht fast haha

[stylovore]

supreme pwnage! Third Trimester Surprise lmao

[postalgbv]

this is so ftw

[Ishkiia]

*wipes the tears and trying to breathe* I believe in god, but omg that was just too funny and a wonderful point made! thanks for shutting him up.

[danielsteer]

lol he has removed his video

[seriouslymatsteele]

Oh my Buddha, the baby cookbook was fucking hilarious! Favourited!

[pirbird14]

And if you don't feel like cooking, drop by pirbird14's Fried Fetus Emporium. You like 'em fried, steamed or gently simmered in a delicate garlic sauce, we got 'em.

Today's special: All you can eat Deep Fried Fetus, $5 a plate.

[AndroidAR]

Hey, I'm powered by the consumption of babies! Don't knock it till you try it :P

"Take any thought you've ever had. Someone, somewhere, has a fetish for it." ~internet saying... I think NephilimFree is the guy who has a fetish for pedocannibalism. That might explain something.

Oh, and I want that cookbook.

[fonna]

There IS something more than something being very, very, creepy about Nephtard.

He's f'kn crazy.

[GodlessComedy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking great!!!

[pageboythehumanist]

I can't stop grinning at "Fetus Fajitas".

[NonStampCollector]

Hilarity!

Did this win any pwnage points?

[vargulf19]

@NonStampCollector OVER 9000! pwnage points

[MoveOrder]

NephilimFree must be very very sick in the head

[ORz42]

hahahaha ... oh man pure gold

[legi0naire]

Now i finally know why i do not want kids, i would eat them.

Try to explain that to your girlfriend, "where are the kids" ohh i was hungry.

I think that guy watched Austin powers, if u seen the movies u know what i mean.

[chrisbigred1]

awesome!

[aceshigh8080]

Hey you! Yeah, you! Why aren't you eating your babies and your neighbours' babies?

[ForbiddianSC]

He removed it.

Can someone mirror it?

[mpfield1966]

Neph is an intellectual dildo for him to suggest that eating your own young is somehow predicted by the TOE and natural selection is really just retarded. If he knew ANYTHING he would realize that evolution predicts nurturing and protecting offspring, which is recognized as an evolutionarily advanced trait. And this from NephDildo who claims that he studied evolution for 2 years on the internet. He is creepy

[xccmx]

You should get a job as a TV pitchman... there's no way I could list the names of all those dishes that fast. You did a 2 minute tongue twister.

[ls1z28chris]

Holy shit. The term "pwnage" doesn't even apply here. A new, stronger term is required.

[ArtypNk]

Yea , right. Like we have time to make all those fancy baby foods. We are simple people, we eat deep frozen babies. We pop them in microwave and eat them with some french dressing, or ketchup.

[Hairysteed]

Mmmm... babies! Yummy!

[DarkMatter2525]

Some serious fucking pwnage going on here.

[charleshasideas]

lol that is the greatest cook book ever...

Great vid

[LordCustos3]

I've always loved kids, I just could never eat a whole one.

Mmmmmm.... barbecued "long veal"

[zapo147]

Fucking hilarious! Subbed!

That guy is crazy...rofl

[Mahoivlich]

that guy is mentally ill

[MarowakDidIt]

You just made me hungry... damn you... (jk)

[waspbloke]

Excellent video, properly LOL'd and ROFL'd.

Reminded of Blackadder's Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells

[keithmoslak]

This question has plagued me my entire life. How many babies does it take to make a gallon of baby oil? Does anyone know?

[krlsurquixa]

Almighty Atheismo is a master in the craft of alliteration.

[MarowakDidIt]

Anywhere you can see that video that Neph pulled? XD

[AlmightyAtheismo]

It was originally called "Response to Nonbeliever1000" or something like that.

He made a 4-part series about it.

There are a couple of users who mirror Nephi's stuff.

Unfortunately, I don't have the vid myself.

[MarowakDidIt]

Oh... are there links where I can find it?

[AJBonkoski]

Now thats a pwn if i ever saw one - EVERYONE: Take Notes!

[jorsher123]

Dude wtf this video deserves more views. Good job, do more like this and you'll be a celebrity =p

[Nawledge1]

Wow.

NeplimFree: Bringing us back to the Dark Ages since 2008.

[iliaarpad]

One copy of the book here, please! :D

[grungefreak10]

Man, Nephilim Fraud is 14 Shades of Crazy.

I would say that he needs to be designated the next PCS, but he still doesn't have nearly as big a following as VenomMoronX did, so I would advise against giving this lunatic too much publicity.

He thinks we deserve to be shoved face-first into a deep-fryer if we don't believe EXACTLY what he does.

He also thinks that a single flood deposited all the sediment beneath our feet, burying the fossils in the process, so who the hell cares?

[squirreljester2]

Holy shit that was the best cookbook ad ever!

[jorsher123]

wow this guy prob has a serious baby eating fucking killing fetish and tries to cover it up with jesus's help... just like a catholic priest, he will break down and do whatever he would have done either way. put this nutjob in jail

[ReductioAdAbsurdum]

Great vid. I'm disappointed I can't see the video you're responding to... apparently the guy pulled it.

[MortalTodd]

The last couple minutes of this video is one of the funniest things I've heard in a longggggggg time.

[WhereTheGoodNamesAt]

You forgot Fetus on the half shell

[ltledrummergrl90]

As an atheist, I do eat babys.

The other, other white meat.

[jubulalau]

Dude, this guy is a serious psycopath.

Police should have him arrested only for mentioning such atrocities. I wouldn't stay less than 100 feet away from this wacko.

[BananaHurricane]

Mmm, babies. A little tabasco and salt, good stuff.

[SinuousStudios]

Is the "Atheist Guide to baby eating" available from Amazon?

[320iguy]

(asshole) sry

[320iguy]

i can't see the slices sis he really say that? or are you that good at editing?LMAO

[ThetaOmega]

awesomeness, where can I get that coookbook?

[AlmightyAtheismo]

I've been thinking about making one of those Hulu-books.

But I think Cody Weber may have destroyed the prestige of the vanity press industry.

Also, please use profanity in all your posts.

(fuсk)

[utsavman47]

the tribes talking to each other

and the goo gy pa was the best part

[uvauva2]

I wonder which book has he been reading that talks about eating children...

Well, actually I don't.... Neph probably knows only one book...

Oh, and awesome doesn't do justice to this video.

Mocking Neph is usually an exercise in futility, but this video just soars into supreme awesomeness.

[seanThree16]

This video is awesome. 5 fucking stars and subscribed. Now I need to go fix up some fetus fajitas. I always think that is funny when a "normal" God fearing person ask me where I get my morals from...I'm almost scared to ask where theirs come from.

[fuckingdamon1]

I think I pissed myself laughing.

[CamouflageCinemas]

Mmmmmm... Babies. And nice touch with the DMC theme.

[DARRBEV]

How do you say that, Hillarious and so true

[captaincaustic]

What? No Fetus Flambe?

[MasterOhSo]

Damn that was funny! Now if I could only come up with a suitable side dish....hmmmm...

[weeeezzll]

Fetus Fritters

[METR0D0ME]

SUPERB!

That's a book I'd love to have on my shelf, seriously, you put that book out and I'll buy it, and not just because I'm bored of deep fried baby thighs in bread crumbs at the annual atheist meeting. We would hold meetings more often but my wife refuses to queef out more than one a year.

Only joking, I'm not married.

[AfricanAtheist83]

Yeah what the fuck is wrong with him? Very funny and skillfully done. This is the 1st video i saw of you and I'm really impressed will be watching what else you got! Kudos from JHB SA

[syr1811]

AND they're good with PANCKES!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey, does NF have any kids?!? It IS getting close to supper time for me anyway. Did you say? Baby, Bacon & Tomato? Yummmmm

It's called Self PAWNAGE, I believe.

Wait - Gotta go find the original.

Thanks, AA. It IS so!!! LOL

[AnimalAndy]

These videos will come and haunt NF if he ever applies for a job... :)

[Blandamour]

pissed my self. Literally :-)

*****

[Jacksonstreet71]

Fucking brilliant, nephalim free is a very disturbing man.

[OkapiScience]

The baby recipes were so funny. I can't breathe! Glad to have your humor in the world :D I'm watching all your videos now.

[Bockatadi]

anyone got any baby-flavored gravy for my abortion sandwich?!--the only nourishment us atheists will accept?!

[Zaimoren]

Well has eating babies ever been tried on a global scale,,,maybe there's something to it. The answer for world peace. Baby on a bun.

[YogiToad]

that was some funny shit.

[FredR023]

I would buy your book, but I'm a little short on cash right now, do you think you can email me the recipe for partial birth raspberry explosion?

[ulthea]

Poor Nephi - he really has no clue.

Great video : )

[sp4zzer]

Hilarious XD

[Hahayoureretarded]

In Neph's defence I saw him in the supermarket and he asked me what vegetable oil was made from. I told him, "vegetables". A few mins later he came up again and asked what olive oil was made from and I told him, "olives". The last I saw him was when he passed me by in the kids aisle with a look of horror on his face as I reached for the baby oil. ;-)

[jrparri]

I wish I could give this more than one thumbs up.

[thesecondlenin]

Best...comment...EVER!!!

[Hahayoureretarded]

You owe me a new pair of pants, buddy! I almost managed to get through to the end, but the second the George Foreman grill appeared, I lost it totally!!! lol

[anamonoke]

mmmm... that videa made me hungrey, I think I'll head down to the hospital and make little visit to the maturnity ward for some take out :)

[Shalek]

'Christianity is the religion of love the same way Islam is the religion of peace' That needs to be said way more often.

Great video, five stars.

[SofaKingLoaded]

Baby: The Other White Meat..

[mannosan]

subscribed.

never seen the guy before this, but he's quite likely the creepiest bastard of all time

[captaincausti]

Hey, wasn't that Sarah Palin walking through the background at 0:36