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  • STFU This game isn't terrible, you just suck at it. You're not even playing it properly. You only got up to level 2 before quitting like a little baby. I don't call that a review, I call that piss poor playing. I've played it and it's actually pretty damn good. The combat is tactical, the checkpoint system is old school, the stealth element works and the level of challenge is perfect. And it's not just me that's saying this, check out Armake21's Context Sensitive of the game.

  • reminds me of avgn and i love it lolol

  • I bought this after I bought Gun(which was actually good) when I got my first xbox like 6 years ago or whatever and I traded it in last year at game and the guy actually asked me to pay him to take this game off my hands.

  • You're damn right it's not! Not when John Lloyd is on the scene!

  • resident evil 2

  • wow UHN sounds like a pedo in this video

  • Nova ar.....are you OK?

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  • OMFG ADS GTFO OF YOUTUBE!!!!

  • i beat this game in one day and enjoyed it so fuck you

  • Yeah I beat it, but I didn't beat the game though

  • this game is so bad its just funny lmfao

  • Wow prince vamp attacks her

    

  • It's a stealth game, you're supposed to pretty much be screwed if you get caught, so if you complain about the game just because of the super-hard enemies, you have nothing to complain about.

  • i tried to beat it and threw my controller i was so pissed

    >.< fuck that game..... made my controller brake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I heard it was crap so i thought ' ok ill play the demo to see how crap it was' and i couldnt get past the first fucking vampire >:E

  • HAHAHAHAHA THIS video is funny awesome

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  • This doesn't sound like nova!?!?

  • @finlandstudios I've known Nova for a long time so yeah it was his mike that made his voice like this

  • You are probably a typical FPSs druid..

    I own the whole PS3 library, and I never even *touched* the HALO garbage "franchise" on the Xbox 360..

    Vampire rain: Altered Species gets thumps up just for being ~Japanese made~! =)

  • @Rewayah just an FYI liking a game is 99% opinion based so you have no right to say the Halo franchise is garbage.

  • @Rewayah i did not expect that answer man.. kudos to you really +1

  • I beat it, with insain hacks!

  • i really laughed at this vid

  • Is really good not (is a really good)

  • Honestly, If a terrible company didn't make this game, It would be awesome. If you ignore the bs, the idea of the game is a really good. I think another better company should remake this game like capcom. They definitely wouldn't mess it up or another company should remake it. It is worth a try

  • @H4RDC0R3xG4IVI3R are you retarded, ANOTHER fucking vampire thing.... Jesus dude i am pretty sure there is already a shitty movie out with a plot similar to this.

  • @nerfusplz hey dont be a asshole, i dont like vampires but this seems like a good idea, and you, like everyone else, are sick of vampires because of twilight and all the tv shows and movies that are being creating because of its popularity.

  • @H4RDC0R3xG4IVI3R I totaly agree with you!

  • I lost hope in Uber if he doesnt mkae more.

  • sso silly with this mic >.<

  • I'm working on getting all the achievements for this game. Am I bro yet?

  • He sounds like a voice actor on Arby n the Chief with this mic :P

  • nova sounds so different....

  • @MrColdplayr when he made this vid he had a different mic and that made his voice deeper

  • @MrColdplayr altered mic voice so it's auto tuned

  • nova 4 ever

  • i beat it

    

  • this was literally the first game i played on xbox and i payed $10 for it

    if only i can go back in time...

  • Nova should do revisit these Franchise Failures with how he talks now, it would be so much funnier, this is still good though.

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  • I saw a guy do a 100% perfect S class speedrun of this game, shame on me for beating this game? look at this guy, geez what a masochist.

  • @AkumaADemoncus

    Yeah, but you smell...

  • this game as the strongest enemies not even the boss can match them lol

  • Other things which annoyed me about this game:

    1) You'd pick up a shotgun/sniper rifle on one level but you'd have inexplicably lost it by the next level, even if you had plenty ammo. These weapons were excellent for cleaning vampire house so why would you lose them?

    2) The knife required AMMO (Was supposed to be ultraviolet charges or something but a knife requiring ammo is the stupidest thing I've ever heard).

    I look forward to 20 years time when AVGN reviews this:D

  • @Jermyn78 lol angry video game neeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddd­ddddddddd

  • LOL ITS FUNNY AS FUCK TO PLAY WITH FRIENDS

  • I'm thinking of buying this game as it's noly £4.00

  • @Superspy315 rip-off

  • @Superspy315 I'd spend the £4 on a pint instead.

  • you sound like a cross between Kermit the Frog and Seth Rogen

  • The youtube video made it seem like it was waaay too dark to see... Freaking owl you are.

  • i love this guy's cussing

  • he's actually pretty funny, kinda reminds me of the Angry Video Game Nerd :P

  • MAKE A NEW ONE I LOVED THIS!?!?!

    thumb this up

  • I have all splinter cell games but this doesn't give me a chance I mean Sc's moves are there but I have nothing of interest I got a shitty pistol that in sc is tha best and a automatic rifle that fires one bullet at the time not even my radar is reliable it says No vampires but whats around the corner waiting for me? NO wait a vampire and I am like the FUCK is this crap!?!

  • I thought the game looked cool in the store it was cheap so u gave it a try but then it completly sucks, the crap called a game does everything to make u fail that's usually fun but this is so hard it's not even fun to play it's impossible in fact this sucked so hard I did something I'm not proud of I THREW THE PIECE no HOLE SHIT IN THE GARBAGE CAN!!! Thumbs up everyone who did the same

  • i want to fuck that bitch why cause she's in a shitty game!!!!!!!!

  • good lord this is bad

  • I almost bought this piece of shit because it was $2 at gamestop. But decided to look up a review on it first. Thanks for saving me the torture.

  • What about the gimps in San Andreas? Those purple latex mofos were fucking scary

  • wow dude 08:23 is that Luis from GTA TBoGT?!

  • I bought this game for my 360 you know what happened?? I cant even pass through lvl 1! Dude this game is just a rip off!! 

  • you disguised your voice o:

  • I remember seeing this game on the shelf and thinking this is a bargain for £6. I got home started to play the game and realised what peice of shit on a disk i had bought. It was that bad i would of rather put the £6 towards a justin beiber cd and that is saying something and it is for sure the worst xbox 360 game out their. unfortunatley i was fooled with the cover :(

  • just look at the fucking title of the game looks like that gay fuckin vampire is going to get you when you sleep

  • @davidthesicmaggot That's so Fucking True

  • What Were They Thinking? Cowa-Fucking-Piece-Of-Dog-Shit­! This Game Is Diarrhea Coming Out Of My Dick! This Game Is As Appealing as a Fucking Ooze Infested Dirt Fucking Sewer Rat Shit! I Had More Fun Playing With Dog Turds! Shredder's My Ass and Splinter's My Balls!

  • @davidthesicmaggot AVGN much?

  • i could make a better story then these fucking assholes that made this game nothing about that game makes any sence hello were did those fuckers come from was there a vampire virus in the fucking rain is that why they called it that or was it because they had a vampire dress up like the joker fuck it game fuck it i would rather play perfect dark zero then this shit.thats my oppinion on this sucky ass game.

  • THE FUCKIN LATEX SUIT GOT MEH!

  • xD lmfao me and my friend bought this game just cause of this and we laughed at all the fails in this game oh man good times good times

  • I love the way you express your disdain for the crappy points of the game.

  • 0:01 to skip the fukin add!

  • Heh, "like Windows 91 and shit."

  • funniest review ever

  • well,i downloaded the demoo for this game,i kinda enjoyed it,my oly complaint it`s that it was really chalenging and i liked the graphics and stuff

    now about the opening cutscene:

    1)the woman hides in a dark alley to hide in the dark and maybe avoid a rape

    2)the guy is wearing a leather jacket and the light makes it look purple

    in my opinion this game is underated,but it isn`t perfect

  • @animakerdrag True it's fun with a tough challenge but this is impossible it took half an hour to make it to level 1 checkpoint

  • LMAO this was soo bad

  • Amen brother. Amen. It totally destroyed my respect for vamp games. We need a new one! @_@ But honestly, I tried playing this once, but looking back on it I almost want to buy it so I have a go to game if I get bored of all my other ones and feel like ranting about something. I have the number one worst movie ever made. I may as well get the game too. XD But seriously, great review. I lol'ed so bad at this ftw

  • This game sucked, ass, like, big ass! Yes it did. But we passed it, it took us 2 fucking weeks to do it, gladly a friend let us borrow it. But on the bright side, the game has a good story yet tragic & music, & it'[s fucking scary as hell! But the ending to this game is just WTF?! Still, good story & music wasted on a shit game.

  • NEEDS MORE SHIMMYING.

  • 0:00

  • I really want this game. I'm proud to be one of the only people who likes this game. It's so bad it's good. xD

  • truly the twilight of video games. this gives a bad name to nosferatu and dracula -__-

  • this game is so fuking shit i cant belive i wasted 11 minutes watching this video

    but the video is good even that shitty stranglehold game is better than this

  • I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME!!!

  • This guys voice is so fucking annoying. I think I'd rather play this game all day than continue watching this video. Seriously it sounds like he either huffed duster before recording this, or lowered the pitch with audio software to make his voice sound more "manly". I'm pretty sure that's what he did.

  • Thank you SOO much..

    I was this close to buying this.

    No more!

  • I downloaded the demo on xbox live and me and my friend beat the first 2 levels and the others were fuckin annoying. However I didn't mind it and think that most people hates this game because they run and gun and don't use as much stealth but hey thats just my opinion.

  • The only things they manage to make very good in the games are the blood of your character and obviously the game over screen...

  • hey machinima it's this awesome new thing called stealth. try it sometime

  • @cafaling The "nightwalkers" see/kill u whatever u do trust me it's like they smell Lloyd coming around the corner behind them and when the game is warning u that they can see u it's too late

  • I BEAT THIS GAMEE NOT THAT HARD

  • If you put this game in your PS3 you get RROD

  • @TyphoidExcel RROD?

  • @XDMWeaponCollector red ring of death

    its a joke since ps3 cant get it

  • @TyphoidExcel But PS3 can get YLOD

  • looks like MGS1... maybe wouldve been good 5 years back for the ps1.. but this game looks terrible..

  • I'm playing this game right now and it's not even that bad. This joker can say it sucks all he wants. I'm actually enjoying it, too. Go ahead. Say shame on me now. I don't care lol :P

  • OMG FUCKING ADS

  • @ThekingADZ12 well when they start implementing this in your dreams you'll be lviing with them...:(

  • I Liked It 9%10 For Me But Im Diffarent Then Most

  • hahahaa! I had tension in my balls 9:28

  • DO RISE OF THE ARGONAUTES.

    AND BAD BOYS

  • Is this game really that bad? I usually take no ones word for anything, including games. I only need to try this game out for myself and judge on whether it's good or bad.

  • @GmodCaboose56 Om suprised you can't spell a P.O.S. game when it's right in front of you on the computer screen!

    KIdding, but from EVERY review i've seen of this game, it's shit. TOTAL shit.

  • There are a few people who are totally hardcore about this game. Hell they even try to hide that it looks like an xbox game and not an xbox 360 game. Now I am not seeing graphics as the most important.

    No everything is bad about this game. This is not a game that "polarizes" this is just bad. As in an Uwe Boll movie bad. This is not Plan Nine from Outer Space this is Alone in the Dark.

  • As anyone actually thought about, what would become of the vampires when they excedd human population? See, if that were to happen, they'd loose their feed within days, and we'd all fucking die because of that

  • I'm guessing you didnt get to the part with the knife that has ammunition?

  • uberhaxor you just have to make more franchise falure videos they are so fucking good pllleeeeasaassee make more

  • Seems like "John" suppose to be a rip-off of RE's HUNK

    Not even close

  • unfortunately I have beaten Vampire Rain and you have not even gotten started on the high level of shit that this game reaches, from how fucking hard the regular enemies are, you would think that the bosses would be impossible but no their fucking jokes not to mention that the later levels have you back-tracking through earlier levels and still later nothing useful is explained plot wise this is one of the biggest fucking pieces of shit I have ever played!!!

  • @PsychoArsonX

    How did you like that girl thing as enemie?

  • Colonel Dickson...Col. Dick....

  • LOL, at 9:18 when he shoots that vampire in the head look how much blood is on the ground. Is that really necessary?

  • 5:23 LOL FOLLOW ME in scary deep voice

  • LOL!! HAHAHAHA! That was ridiculously hilarious!!!!!! XD I could NOT stop laughing when I got to that part.

  • your Re5 reveiw was correct WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PAY FOR A GAME MODE?!?! why cant it be like l4d where it updates the shit and btw i mean like new campaings and the first time survival came out in l4d

  • I HATE THIS GAME!

  • @JakJayProductions everyone does i dont think anyone has 1000/1000 GS in it lol

  • HALO # ODST!!! PLS REVIEW

  • At 9:18

  • Zombie does Shoryuken on the guy just to piss him off :D

  • "did u see how high that fucker jumped!" LMAO!!!

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  • u hav 2 make more reviews

  • vampire rain is possibly the shittest game i ever played, i took it back to the shop after about half an hour worth of play time

  • I have this piece of shit... Fuck this game in its vampiric ass.

  • I've beaten this game... TWICE

  • You are the master of fucking patience..

    You deserve 50 medals..

  • haha my friend bought this and we played it for ages. not fun... not interesting. the voice acting is about the only good thing because you laugh your ass off at the shittyness.

    i mean the first thing u do when you play new games is press all the buttons to find out the controls. as soon as i pressed A to watch him jump i realized how fail this is. its like gravity is over 9000 to what it is on earth its just... UH! fuck.

    that is all.

  • whyd this guy stop making these videos? i loved these but he only made 2 and i was very dissapointed

  • i liked his vids they were funny lol im mad as fuck lol

  • his computer broke

  • i would rather play vampire rain than mw2 multiplayer becuase in both game if an enemy sees you your fucked

  • lol, i love getting thumbed down for having an opinion.

  • I bought thinking this could be an ok game but no. Like you I stoped playing the game on the second level.

  • man the voice acting sucks worse than the vamps

  • As far as I'm aware through videos, playing some of the levels on rental, and reading - Its a pastiche of typical "the government is evil" stories - attempting to redo Metal Gear, then the character takes a fashion tip from Splinter Cell and has a dark past that according to reviews is barely described or is mentioned scarcely, the Vampires are only slightly better than Twilight Sparklepires, and the game is not even remotely fun after a while (this I know personally). And the dialogue is cliche

  • Not quite. There the government want a war with night walkers so they have an excuse to destroy them all while the night walkers wish to turn the world into night walkers. However, the head night walkers have peaceful means. The story itself is actually really good, its the main thing that kept me playing. The dialogue isn't perfect but its by no means bad and there are some genuinely good plot twists.

  • Excuse my grammatical errors in that last post :|

    Anyway, I guess to each his own. I quite enjoyed the game but I can see why it wasn't popular. I just didn't think it would be hated to this extent.

  • Since you had the balls to beat this game, SHAME ON YOU!!!

  • you are so funny, please post more "franchise failiures"

  • Once they see you, Your fucked. such a true fact, why they made the game? its a joke and a mystery

  • i would have like this game if it wasent the vampires being invisible one hit and your dead

  • Nice review. Never played Splinter Cell, but I thought the gameplay was stolen from something. That dark ally scene was so predictable & a typical cliche. And yes, we played & beat it. it took us like 1 FUCKING WEEK!!!!! Thankfully, my bros friend let us borrow it (shame on him for buying it). This would've better off as a movie, not a game.

  • lol

  • 3:24 908

  • This is one of those games that upsets me for it's suckiness. Because it's an awesome concept, and the story actually sounds cool, but it's ruined by shitty gameplay. It's not like movie tie in games or generic bad shooters and such. The concept sounded cool.

  • I agree. The gameplay from what I see here kind of makes sense too. That enemy encounters are your worst nightmare and that the safest way to kill a vampire/zombie/whatever is from long distance and narrow straightaways. But the gameplay just seems too dull and unforgiving from what I see.

  • i am playing it with sneaky king, its definitely a shit frustrating game. it does have a plot line sort of, but its one so veiled in shitness and mire that i couldnt care less, something about a kid with a music box that can disappear i dont know!

    i have found that if i crawl into the acid pool that the badguys drop then it sounds like you are sexing it.

    this reviewer said "think of the worst game in your collection that hasnt aged well" (paraphrased) and i agree whole heartedly.

  • i am playing it on "shit game night" . . . i think we have bitten off more than we can chew. this game is sooooo bad! the heath bar is silly as you die if a night walker hits you . but you can stand in acid or take shotgun rounds for ages! then you regenerate??? what?

  • I may just get it to find out how bad it is lol

  • Yes Ive played it. My friend had it and I failed at it.

  • this guy is hilarious

  • instead of buy or getting it for free they should pay you 100 for the game

  • All your weapons suck but two the Shotgun and the 50cal Sniper

  • I find this game so bad its good, somehow.

  • im gonna type in vampire rain ending in my browser now :p

  • 5:23 FOLLOW ME! lololol

  • Really? Just tell me the few things that are good about this shitty game.

  • nothing nothing at all.... I know because I beat it... lost boss is gay and if i had to put it 1 out of 10 as being the best... i would put "1"

  • Wait a minute.... by any chance, is the person who's reviewing this named Jamie? This dude sounds EXACTLY like my cousin.

  • CPyrnstein...we're not agreeing with him cause we're sheep we're agreeing because the game SUCKS!