HOW TO FRENCH GOOD!

[Judesmile]

Cet émo ma laissé de glace...

[sadisticdinner]

Oh my goodness, those subtitles.

[Sasura1999]

canadians must speak french and then they speak english so every canadian soeaks french

[KiraFangAlphaFemale]

I thought this had something to do with "frenching" (french kissing)..... how bout u teach us that? eh?

[MelMel5643]

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est.

[TheRickdu29]

I am french and i don't understand a single word

[themtm11]

matt, it's actually "le sandwich invisible" not la invisible sandwich ! nice try btw

[Bozo81096]

Now I know how to french the goodest, eh hem:

"où est l'avant-bras chat?"

[thecoolcrew1231]

eh bien, looks like you finally know french tres bien! a demain, mon ami

[teton798]

I DEMAND ADULT SIZED CAPRI SUNS!!!!

[Twwistad]

Damn! I thought that he was going to give us a live tutorial on how to French Kiss good!

[madingraham]

was mr.debrum your grade 9 french teacher? XD

[EduardoOMartini]

i like matt's videos because he is retarded as fuck

[7lovelyCHAOS]

bahahahahahhaa pronunciation fail :P

[goobergiri]

im in grade 7 and i understood almost everything he said and im really bad at french. fermez votre bouche.

[McKManiac]

I actually understood almost everything you said, and I've only had one semester of french! Guess I really did learn something after all :D

[heatherkordyback]

This video is funnier if you know french

[charlienerdd]

He kinda looks like mario (am crazy) lol

[nirvanahauck93]

haha hated french class. i just used the time to spit spit balls at my friend ahead of me xD canadian problems

[ThatThereStranger]

im Canadian and failed french so yeah

[pr1m3hunt3r]

random cat 0:52

[Narstak]

If you want have a explication about this, I can tell you:

So, the only province of Canada when you are sure to find at 80% a french guy (or girl) is in Quebec. Je le sais, parce qu'il en est ainsi. Also, Mattg, you have a problem with determinant.

Don't say La Sandwish, say LE Sandswish... or, in this case, LE SANDWISH INVISIBLE...

Tell us the truth... Did you used google translate?

If you say yes... I won't be proud of you. Mais pourquoi! Pourquoi as-tu fait ça? Fait toi des amis québecois!!!

[arnedebeste007]

Jup, I can speak french pretty well, and I know, that this isn't the good french accent :p

[830Wishmaster038]

Hahaha. Nice try to speak french (:

[xXMoniMayhemXx]

you just said random french words like, he, she, house and dog. lmao

[goecological]

quel con...c meme pas francais bon dieuu

[MrJimjimjimjim4]

@goecological that's the whole point

[scarfox38sisi]

on comprent rien c un truc de ouf on dit: la boite invisible et le sandwich invisible

[100PorcentSkills]

i want to learn french

[100PorcentSkills]

love it

[hammywammy07]

No top comment? This is my chance....ummmmm bread

[aubprod]

i think you can not

im from morocco and i speak french english arabic and some spanish

[ashleymyers121]

what a way to go... D:

lol

[MPandaSauce]

you should dress up as the Joker

[BBQCharizard]

im french,english,canadian...thin­gy.....IDK I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA

[haleyandhallierule]

D'accord A plus tard....... yhea im french canadian too

[KraytdragonPearlz]

gonads.

[vero272]

I'm more french than english Canadian :) itsouky1@ your not the only one :3

[jadec765]

Im canadian but no French :P

[QuantumZero125]

That one was actually pretty funny. Well played, sir.

[yeolbuttpirate]

Tradespeoples a fait overwar sept protopodites. Alkoran a duré mon nepaulese vareuse et eux. Bien qu'il voyage !

[Bododefo]

+le invisible sandwich+ he really means +le invisible dick+

[Desolate182]

JIMMY!!

[itsouky1]

i'm canadian, but, i speak french ^^ i think i'm the only french canadian girl who watch your videos o.o

[lolitatiger]

@itsouky1 @tinadom343 does

[Mrmontgommeryburns]

Very very funny, from France ^^

[amazingwater4]

I have been in french for about 2 and a half months now, and I almost knew every thing that you said, except of tree and house.

[srhdel14]

why does everyone have really blue eyes.

[1fluffehkitteh1]

rararararararrarara

[ellijaiee97]

this was uploaded on my birthday! :DD

[XxnklmicxX]

@ellijaiee97 aw man that means i have to wait a long time before i go on your channel and awkwardly say happy birthday

[oOToStopANightmareOo]

@SmOsHFeVeR1 How can you judge somone like that? And 5 years old? So since you have been in actual school, I hardly belive that. But he I understand what you mean, I speack french, spainsh, german, polish and quite alot of english. He.. pronunces it wrong.

[toastmonster1]

@oOToStopANightmareOo How did you learn German? I've always wanted to learn it! =3

[SmOsHyFeVeR1]

No offense but you suck at french, ive been in french since i was 5 and i still am. I CANADIEN TOO!!! 

[scenequeen38]

@SmOsHyFeVeR1 you must not be good in french if your still in the class XD

[LeaCatastrophy]

Mimes with septums and sexy hair ftw.

[nate252]

who's the fatty?

[Imsoaddicted2you]

@nate252 stfu jimmy is awesome! your comment's not cool!

[TheCheeseballmonster]

whats the song on 0:44??? :O

[dahlgoesrawr]

@TheCheeseballmonster a dramatic one! :D

lol jks i dunno.. sorry :(

[botdfslut]

the cat ruined itXD

[SailorToulouse31]

your french is very very... BAD Matt i'm sorry :D ( i'm french )

[SailorToulouse31]

Il y a des fautes d'orthographes !!! La prononciation n'en parlons pas :x en faite c'est à revoir ton français Matt désolée ^^

[coolkid7500]

lol crappy french but AWESOME VIDEO(i am guessing the crappy french was intended lol)

[iluvjesusandunicorns]

il n'est pas marrante:(

[alleyinahat]

You've accurately summed up all of my 9th grade French Canadian education here in Alberta :D

[CraZgirla1]

I thought this video was about kissing



[girlylino997]

@Cotton123123456457 read the describtion

[LyliChannel]

C'tu normal que j'comprenne rien pentoute??? :P

[shadowbaghdig]

Which province are you from?

[MacyLuvsNSN]

The song is sung by Songs to wear pants to. It has no title as far asI know. I googled it.

[MacyLuvsNSN]

@MacyLuvsNSN The second song that everyone wants.

[masterofbloopers]

necrocoulrophobia is not real. i checked.

[cr360flip]

DUDE WHAT IS THE SONG AT 0:45 MATT THAT SONG IS SICK WHATS IT CALLED ?

[malakaki111]

I speak French fluently. Took grade 9 French in an English school. Was disappoint.

[sammyy555]

I love your accent

[AllTimeLowLuver1012]

Hairy Chest XD

[musicdwarf72]

that was so dramatic. O.o

[jack0tentation]

les baguettes de pain ont juste l'air dégeullase mais sinon ça passe.

[squigmasta97]

he said hi my name is matt he is she wear one two seven they are cat dog tree house

[murdochmonkey1]

im going to france, i willuse this perfect guide!!!

[13vanity13]

Lol grade 9 French ... They truly teach you nothing

[rotom17]

I'm in grade 4 and Canadian and I speak

Better French

[AppleTechOps]

I speak pretty good french but I'm not the best

[koalabianca]

The fact that i can't find that second song is really frustrating me.

[Tullsat]

Your french accent is gay

[Scenezftwlul]

1:03 fucker made me drop my caprisun so I'ma beet his ass down with bread xD

[SMMmorencie]

I love being Canadian!!!

[BloodyHellXD]

@MattG124 could you PLEASE post that song "Lyrics to the song" by Songs to wear pants to in Mediafire? or Megaupload? it's so hard to find it anywhere! except itunes, but i can't buy from there sadly :( PLEASE HELP!

[545416855987988666]

And that faggot imitated chaplin more than french

you don't even live in quebec dude, your a gay

[Sabamzoo]

@545416855987988666 he was making a joke.

[545416855987988666]

What a fag, he didnt even spoke french at all.

[BloodyHellXD]

@545416855987988666 he was being sarcastic, dumbass.

[545416855987988666]

@BloodyHellXD

Sarcastic? lol

He just look gay, and not french at all, prick. :p

[msdemolitionsunsets]

@545416855987988666 he actually did..

[545416855987988666]

@msdemolitionsunsets

Not at all.

Tu parles Français peut être?

Tu as une quelconque légitimé quand à la maitrise de cette langue?

Personnellement, je suis un pur Français, et je n'ai pas pu comprendre un seul mot de ce qu'il a dit.

C'est un con, et il nous fait passer pour des cons.

Need GoogleTrad maybe?

[msdemolitionsunsets]

@545416855987988666 -_- hmmmm tu est tres francais:)

[545416855987988666]

@msdemolitionsunsets

Oui, suffisamment pour me rendre compte qu'on nous fait passer pour ce qu'on n'est pas.

Et on s'en prends plein la gueule à cause des stéréotypes de merde que ce type contribue à colporter.

[Sabamzoo]

@545416855987988666 and you can't 'spoke' english very well. the idea of the video is that he DOESN'T speak french.

[OoiheartskittlezoO]

what's that song with the creepy piano then a guy sing "take a look at me NOW!" ???

[OoiheartskittlezoO]

@OoiheartskittlezoO nvm....it was so damn hard to find it on here >.<"

[SoUnDsLiKeSiLeNcEsLs]

whats the song at 0:45?

[SoUnDsLiKeSiLeNcEsLs]

whats the song at 0:45?

[chloepikachu]

I speak french and you have an english accent (that soo cute)that sure but you speak french -3

[545416855987988666]

@chloepikachu

Mignon son accent de pédé fait moi rire

[cplenopro455]

Omg! It has captions!!!

[IchiXDXP]

MMMM ton francais il est tres beau <3

[TheClutzQueen]

Did anyone else notice how the cat comes out of the door at 0:54 ? XDD

[90beans]

what is te song thas like take a look at me NOOOOOO cald ??????????

[theycallmedumb]

oui oui

[AZNinsomnia02]

Ok, for those who laugh at Canadian stereotypes :

In Canada, all provinces except Quebec are anglophone. Matt doesn't live in Quebec so he surely doesn't speak french very well. There's nothing different about Americans and Canadians...except for gun license and free healthcare. Can we just live in peace without bitching at each other? - From Quebec

[lorianna]

@AZNinsomnia02 You Quebecers always group us English-Canadians with Americans, and delude yourselves into thinking you are somehow unique. Here's a wakeup call: aside from the french language (which is highly spoken in the maritimes, Ontario, Manitoba and the territories) and the fact that you are more intolerant of minorities (nothing to be proud of, by the way), you are no different than the rest of us. Do yourself a favour and travel outside your bubble that is Quebec sometime.

[AZNinsomnia02]

@lorianna i'm asian, I just want to live in a world without racism. I don't follow those Quebecers culture. ._.

[ladydie1234]

i soo thought he meant french kissing... and i got excited.. :(

[GreekElephant14]

I speak french. Its not la invisible. Its l'invisible. Luv yu matt

[xXMehMuffinXx]

Dude.... I love all your shirts. :D

[Kiira01neko]

Trop sexy ce petit accent ! :O <3

[XxCharmyKittyxX]

Sexsexsex penis. -_-

[LeFrenchRockeur]

The best moment = 1:11

[RtoojBntOmha]

0:41 - 0:42 FURR BALL

[Jujegocrazy]

My parents are french. I'm sorry, but it just was peeving me off that you spelt 'que' like 'ke'.

[myway713]

haha face at 0:25 sooooo funny

[cookeyymonster]

0:54 did anyone else notice the cat ??? xDD

[ugosims]

I'm french... and I'd better go bed. O_o"

*Eat a bread stick* :D

[SkySky116]

lmao!

[kikow109]

what was the song at the end with the piano and the singin and the screamin:I?

[TMBlackCat]

rip mattG :'(

[randomthoughtsfilms]

0:53 le jojo coming out of door

[TheNigerian220]

so french people make there own sandwiches?.... her in america we have women

[WatchThatOrangeRoll]

@TheNigerian220 You a fool mate, if you keep up with these jokes NO women or MAN will want you.

[TheNigerian220]

@WatchThatOrangeRoll sorry for the misunderstanding, i would never say something like that, my brother was on my youtube account, ive never even watched the video before

[WanaPlayDrums98]

0:52 Le Fucking Choking To Death?

[heyyhardcorekid]

the name of the song is @ :45 is called lyrics to a song. but you can find it by going on his website songs to wear pants to. then put in take a look at me now . scroll down until you see one that says lyrics to a song. :)

[heyyhardcorekid]

the name of the song @ :45 is called (lyrics to a song) you can find it on the songs to wear pants to site. :)

[Liface]

Jump cuts are moronic.

[missezulalake]

Je mange les petits enfants :P

[firefly370]

Ur hott

[SuperFerraridude]

ewwwww canada smells like fart.

[HiMMeLiGDjeVeLsk]

@SuperFerraridude so does ur mom !

[SuperFerraridude]

@HiMMeLiGDjeVeLsk hey hey now! dont pull a "ur mom" on me just because canada has a undesirable odor

[HiMMeLiGDjeVeLsk]

@SuperFerraridude WTFBBQ ?

[BelzDaMagicalUnicorn]

CLEAVAGE SHOT!!! 0:44

[Qman9388]

im canadaian too and i moved to the u.s. and people ask me do I speak french it pisses me offfffffff !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FearM4]

The fully corrected french caption :

Salut ! Beaucoup de gens pense que parce que je suis Canadian, je parle parfaitement français. Alors c'est le temps de les prouver complètement vrai, et de mettre cette éducation de 9ieme année au travail.

Allo, je m'appel Matt.

Il est, elle est, nous sommes

Un, Deux, Sept, il est.

Chat, chien, arbre, maison.

Niveau Français Maximum Atteint!

(annotations) La boite invisible - Le Sandwich invisible

[OxxOMNOMNOMxxO]

Hottest Canadian EVAA!

[TheNatu103]

anyone else notice the cat in the bottom left corner at 0:53

[WritersIdea]

oh matt, tu est terrible au francais mais bien essaye? :P

and no i'm not french which explains the horrid grammar... :P i'm assuming i have bad grammar but yea :P

[xXmyzombieromancexX]

bread killed you.?? ...you poor boy.

[brendaz27]

jizz face!!

[CoKaCoLe1]

0:57 Kool-Aid FTW

[xXAlexmanXx]

Haha i'm a 100% french and that stereo types always make me laugh

[Mspenny1521]

since i take french in school people automatically think im a french genious im jujst trying to pass the class i will forget all the french i even learned at the end of summer

[iwanttoh0ldyourhand]

I hope you all know he is kidding.

That's obviously not all the french he knows.

[masongalbraith]

yeah dude whats the song when your choking on the sandwich

[Your1000Reasons]

What was the song when you were choking on the the sandwich?

[KitKatRaaawr]

J'adore tu che....uhh.... your videos:D

[IamJAMES6606]

0:53 Random cat entrance

[nataliethedragoness]

you said hi im matt. then you said some french verbs. then you said 1 12 7...and whateves ellas is. then you said cat dog house.

reallyyyyy good vocabulary there XD

[Michelle1147]

i get the same stereo type :|

[drewajv]

Est-ce que tu parles français vraiment?

[JasmineLamow]

Im french, and I didnt even achieve the mustache yet, fml.

[blondiexx137]

I checked the guy's iTunes and Youtube...but I can't find the song :/

[spectorairsoft]

wtf is the song at 0:45

[masongalbraith]

whats the music in the background it sounds chill i must know its the music that you can hear really well at 0:26-0:43

[kiwucha]

ZUT ALORS

[TheMiramara]

R.I.P MattG124 Unknown-2011

[animezoe432]

whats the song at 0:56, it sounds EPIC



[RonanLG1]

Come on! C'est pas si compliqué que ça réussir à parler français! haha

Vive le Canada! (Woot woot Montréal!)

[candiangirl534]

les canadiens son plus meillier!!!

that is french at its finest!

(translate it) 

[artists1018]

where in canada are you from?? im from canada too i live in new brunswick

[Daniela12000]

French sucks. Mostly because I've been in french immersion since I started school... And I'm failing... hahaha xD I'm a fail at being Canadian.

[pladandstripes]

@lucyisrad7 aha, je panse que sais "bonjour, je m'appelle Lucy"

[pladandstripes]

have any of you read all of the tags he taged this video??

"killer killing murder with baguette mustache beret hat striped shirt chest hair man blood vlog apartment chair"