☆Yahoo Answers - Trolling☆

[HabboNoobCam]

My GF dad died like a week ago, and I thought she would get over it by now but shes being a real emo about the whole thing. Last night I told her to stop whining and move on with life, I mean shes 15 years old. She can handle herself, but she got really angry and I was forced to kick her out of the house because she wouldnt stop whining about how I was being “insensitive”. How can I make her happy again? Because her whining is really getting in the way of my plans to introduce her to anal.

[TROLOLOWNED]

TROLOLO . noobs got owned !

[PivotPunk1]

hhhh What?

[HellBentBekka]

@RandomDirectors --- hey John D.....lol

[CanVIEWS]

I got ban because I said Jack Off to a 12 year old.

[reido66]

@CanVIEWS LOL nice 

[CanVIEWS]

@reido66 Hahah. I shouldn't have done that.

[mayorofsimcity4]

What's the song?

[TheDistortedImage]

It's amazing how fucking stupid some of the users are on YA

[greseres]

I tried to troll asking how to type in a keyboard, but everybody answered seriously. lulzfail

[666lilnickY]

mine was-

My wife won't stay in the kitchen, should i install an electrified ankle bracelet?

just to keep her from wandering off where she doesn't belong.

so far i got 22 answers. :)

[simdude2u]

You fogot to add "How turn computer monitor into mirror?

Hi. Does anyone know if it's possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn't work." -Wekweti

[RandomDirectors]

@simdude2u yeah i've seen that before it hilarious but i wanted to come up with my own ones instead of copying others...

[coke491]

LOL your are JOHN D arent you ? HGow do you have all his questions then .... lol!!! U R John d !

[RandomDirectors]

@coke491 i am john d that is the whole point idiot...

[ninemen123]

I got my account closed down for absolutely fuck all the other day, I mean my whole e-mail, I appealed and the bastards haven't even bothered to respond and tell me why, now they're going to have a real fuckin problem on their hands.

[ClythiaMystica]

LOL! yahoo answers is a troll's playground. i fucking love it

[coke491]

@ClythiaMystica Me to my avatar name is Trole on Y!A

[selearemus]

lololol epic

make more videos

[chandler907]

LOL "I was in a incident with a little girl " that one was funny but cant people get in serious trouble for posting stuff to do with killing people and stuff?

[SRH911]

Hands down, P&S is the best category. We're all just trolls.

[gloomyxcookie]

@SRH911 true.

[coke491]

@SRH911 Lol im always in there

[SRH911]

@coke491

Lol that's awesome man. Too bad I got banhammered :C

[Spontex864isbackya]

@SRH911 Yes actually Polls & Surveys is my favorite Category Troll as long as you want!

[fchoudhury13]

I usually hang out on the football section and the biggest troll on that is dr bad

[lumpyfishful]

how do you do the star please tell me.

[RandomDirectors]

@lumpyfishful copy and paste ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆­☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

[AllstarCanadian]

By far the worst Troll on Yahoo Answers is Pjoker on the Yahoo France. She keeps a link to her blog on her Yahoo profile page, where she writes nasty articles about everyone. She finds out as much as she can about the person, then puts one of their questions to back up her story or even their photo to try and humiliate them as best she can. She is such an unbelievable Bitch.

[Mdeil20]

i love trolling



[Crochet091]

1:50 is hilarious! lmao. well kinda scary and sad but hilarious!!

[plastiswafers]

the second one was hilarious!

trolling sounds like so much fun!

[blackmanbrighttongue]

Lamar, got him a bright tongue. Black men, who have brighter tongues than white men.

[ItsSrsBzness]

this is low tier trolling come back to me when you make some retard girl from the internet fall head over heels with you and then call her up and tell her you never actually felt that way. And then fake your death.

[spinjoh]

i like this kind of trolling , it amuses me and i get 2 points for answering ~ :D

[JimGrim90]

2:30 "Did she hurt you badly then?" Genius.

[EternallyGodBless]

I usually answer trolls questions with "Come with me!!! I have candy!!! (: (: (: (: (:"

[DickInbutts]

HAHAH man ur such a troll

you inspire me

[blackmanbrighttongue]

You do realize that black men, have less tongue pigmentation than white men, right?

[EdmondOFlynn]

Ha, I keep posting questions on fake accounts for laughs. Such as "Why did I rape my 3 year old daughter" and "Why do i commit arson on public buildings"

[TxTechRox123]

lol....IDK but move the raped girl out of the way first....EPIC!!!

[blackmanbrighttongue]

Black men have less tongue pigmentation than white boy.

[Matt2779]

I liked the one "How can I get seamen out of my dogs fur?" LMAO!!!!! HA HA HA HA

[RandomDirectors]

lmao if you search the above questions on google you will see that people have copied them :P

Keep trolling people.

[Matt2779]

@RandomDirectors LMAO!!! This is so fucking funny!!! OMG...ROFLMGDAO!!!

[PandoraCitizen]

@RandomDirectors Do you think trolling is cool ?

[RandomDirectors]

@PandoraCitizen I wouldn't say cool. I would say... it can be fun when you make others sound stupid without them realizing.

I do that in real life to sometimes its in my nature.

[blackmanbrighttongue]

My tongue is brighter than all white men. Black men have less pigmented tongues than white men.

[thetruthis9]

no disrespect to my homosexual brothers and sisters, but that music is gay as hell...

[RandomDirectors]

your mum is gay

[mefondlevagina]

I'm so glad to be back on youtube where there is less censorship and trolling. Yahoo is so backwards, you know your answer is the best when you get the most thumbs down.

[goigig]

you are.. fucking awesome lol

[yellowbee90210]

what does trolling mean

[mykalo2]

how do u put the stars on the name of the vid

[lwv911]

LOL at 1:01the top contributor said you are an idiot. LOL

[Wyzenhu]

Note: If your going to troll better, get your Questions and Answers on your profile Private, so people can't see your other questions and find out your a troll

[Wyzenhu]

nice one

[sumerates]

haha great trollin 5/5

[AlexsDamnFilms]

whats troll mean for yahoo im new at this lol

[UtauReni]

it means you're a newfag D:

[kly45]

why don't you go on yahoo answers and ask!

[RandomDirectors]

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

[AlexsDamnFilms]

Lol nice.

[DarkDragonPL]

hahahahahha xDD

i cant believe some people take these questions so seriously XDD

[pyrophobia133]

what kind of idiot is posting these kinds of questions!? they're real smart for a criminal aren't they!?

[BROWNBEAR219]

No when people post these kind of questions they are not being serious.These are just trolls trying to get a good giggle thats' all and its' as funny as hell.

[PropheticVoice7]

oww whats the name of the music/song on the background?? ^__^

[RandomDirectors]

its a song from nato arts check out their channel they have a lot of similar songs.

[isabellayessi]

lol..i saw one simliar in laundry how you get blood stains out of a bathtub? moaha wtf..damm trolls ..

[SerialRape]

Nice. I've been a member of YA for over 2 years and never heard of this troll. :(

[soldierfront03050]

Criticals answer on the carpet one was genius

[mike42506]

"will my one burn aswell?" LOL winrar

[leighman9]

I hate those dickheads. I ask a question on yahoo answers to get an intelligent answer not just someone saying hello.

[RandomDirectors]

lmao

[J1mmyAva1on]

man i love it when idiots and people who think there "cool" and "funny" post these crap up!

[RandomDirectors]

The kind of crap you just posted?

It makes you sound more intelligent right?

/sarcasm

[AyoJonTV]

I have a questions. You know that advertisement on your video, did you get a warning for posting copyrighting content? or is it for something else?

Please Reply. Thanks

[RandomDirectors]

I used music from the audioswap function on Youtube so they advertise the song they gave me.

[eatingyourbreadcrust]

did yaehow questuns died

[J1mmyAva1on]

no its stilll alive and well

[9N8X]

Guis if I kill someone will I die too?

[springloadedchicken]

even worse is the quality of the video.

[zenmavado]

whats trolling anyway?

[mike42506]

fail

[RandomDirectors]

I am happy that some people get what is funny about this videos.

[Kra7as]

Yeah, people think this is lame, while I find it quite humorous, it's even funnier how people actually take time to read those questions AND reply to them, they are idiots and definitely troll victims. Poor things.

[daniella992000]

I absolutely love it when these questions are asked, they are funny and even funnier when people actually take them seriously and give proper answers!

People get too mad on there as well, lol

[iscute11]

Im making another account so i could do this shit. xD

[bammy916]

ppl who troll makes me laugh

[paradisebay007]

What's really terrible is...one day someone is gonna post a question like one of those and is gonna be serious. And no one will never know. =/

[Thr0bulator]

I love it when people answer seriously XD

[lolkiwi]

yea its the best part :D

[stephenharperbest2]

give your neighbor a break man

[CrappleFartini]

"OY I not him next door are you ?"

and

"Iv a radio in my house..." LOLWTF

nonsensical answers are the funniest xD

[Ghost1395]

"did she hurt u badly?"LOL

[RoryRobotic]

FUCK YOU TROLL!!!

UGHH!!!

[narbagepl0x]

True, so true.

[Asdam12]

LOL @ everything in this vid!

[waymuu]

"right after they dial 999"

[PrincessNatakua]

poor people...

[reneesvideos]

wtf??!!

[sweet00976]

I want to get my fucking dick sucked by a hot chick while this songs play while I am in the back of a limo drinking Dr. Pepper and on ecstacy !!!!

[JLP228]

Holy shit that is so weird man I was thinking the exact same fucking thought..

[Yourdailyperson]

lol one time i put in:How to get my friends mom but these are funny. By the way what neccesarily does "troll" mean?

[tigranater]

a troll is essentially a vandal on a website. I made a troll acount on Yahoo Answers called Richy J. The questions are hilarious!

[Yourdailyperson]

i'll try to check those questions out sometime

[tigranater]

haha 2 of them got removed. only one left.

[tigranater]

haha lol my troll account was deleted

[upyr1]

hate it when they do that but I hope you had a good alaugh

[accountuser98]

although trolls are one of the reasons why YA sucks now because those dumbasses report for no reason and get you suspended.

[accountuser98]

trolls are such retarded faggots that its funny.

[jammydoors]

did she hurt you badly then?????

[accountuser98]

although trolling on Y!A is just hilarious! so go troll Y!A and not youtube. xD

[accountuser98]

so in the end, fuck trolls!

[accountuser98]

trolls fucking suck ass and need to go die and burn in hell! Ive already had enough trouble with trolls!

[Jimm9349]

???????What the **** did we ever do to you...

REAL trolls "do it for the lulz"

[Halocuber]

Lol , nice to see a fellow YA troll.

[SuperTroll1000]

Its amazing how many idiots think its a serious question. Trolling is so easy these days.

[hellothereyogibear]

its amazing how dumb people are.

[JetfanDD]

Some trolls are just funny

[saysaygirl247]

usually those type of questions be on the polls & surveys section because people on there don't take nothing seriously

[IyanaYume]

LOL.

Damn it.

Some spelling and grammar mistakes in the answers xDD

Funny xD

[SexyMami200789]

Lol this is hilarious. I admit I have trolled on yahoo answers before, just to get some laughs from some of the answers I get

[2bliberty]

What is trolling

[Megaritz]

Trolling basically means posting stupid things to waste people's time on the Internet.

[RandomDirectors]

If you get banned multiple times or you are just far out of the line than they will IP ban you.

It is the same with almost all sites.

[BePink704]

what's this song called? i may use this for my dance auditions.

[RandomDirectors]

It is from NATOarts

They have a youtube channel with only 12 songs so I guess its one of them shouldn't be hard to find it.

[2loafabread]

the people calling him an idiot are dumb as fuck

[FLPman]

so wait... trolling just means you hang out online and post dumbass stuff>? b/c then yeah.. we are all guilty at one time or another.

[Biff947]

I admit to trolling :-)

[CarrotJuiceProds]

did she hurt you badly then?

xD

[lexiconlover]

I came here looking for an accurate definition of "Trolling"

Is trolling when you report a question that violates yahoo answers' rules or when you make a negative comment or just making a comment in general that does not answer the question?

[RandomDirectors]

Yeah trolling is everything about being an ass.

[53535465475]

I'm IP banned from asking questions.

Lulz.

[DavidNikolich]

hahhahahha

[buccieri]

there are ALOT of Trolls in the Wrestling Section

[bubbabojanglez]

lol 2:26

"Call a profetional cleaner. Im sure they will be happy to help after they dial 999"

999??? i thought it was 911

[t1268]

All countries have different emergency numbers e.g Australia = 000 NZ = 111

[saysaygirl247]

THE person who said: CALL THE POLICE NOW AND REPORT THAT YOU ARE A REAL DUMB SHYT ADN A CAR THEIF TOO! THEY WILL EXPLAIN HOW TO DRIVE A STANDARD TRANSMISSION CAR ON THE WAY TO THE STATION.

[saysaygirl247]

i like the answer to the person who said: HAVE FUN IN JAIL

[ghostface2001]

people were so pissed when I put a Hitler avatar, and wrote Nazi skinhead as the name... people were pissed that is fun. Because everyone knows about trolls nowadays.

[damanfrommars]

5 stars i like that "People are idiots" guy

[invisiblesociety]

I'm sorry...lol

I just don't like the misuse of the word....it hurts some ppl =(

Once again I apologize for my touchyness o_O

[RandomDirectors]

I changed it.

[invisiblesociety]

Oh so youre saying that hight quality is attracted to same sexed high qualities?

Dude learn to use the word stupid! Gay DOES NOT equal stupid!! Idiot ignorant, homophobe......bah!!

[RandomDirectors]

I am not homophobic but you sure are touchy.

[lolkiwi]

youre not a very original troll =P

[RandomDirectors]

Lol true am not.

I did this when I first found out about Yahoo Answers.

[sindragoon]

Its ok, i troll too when im bored or after an unfair suspension

[ThunderStruck1100]

Everybody trolls on YA and those who say they dont are fucking liars

[phillitupp]

Oh and the top 5 answers if you are a troll

5: Is this for real? What a question with a question fools.

4: You need help, no you do for taking it serious

3: Each to there own, I HATE THAT ONE EVERYONE WRITES IT AS IF IT IS THERE CATCH PHASE.

2: Are you high?, now they write this as if they where the first ever to think of it and to get a easy thumbs up.

1: Consider yourself reported, what report me for what did the txt in my Question reach out the screen and smack you in the face?.

[manimhellabored777]

lol :]

[xIxAmxKh2xI]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL 5 sTaRs

[NsaneNtheNbrane]

I once asked "My friend told me he was gay, so I threw a rock at him. Why won't he return my calls?"

I love trolling Y!A XD

[RandomDirectors]

lol good one

[marquarttt]

haha about 5 minutes ago i asked: There is a strange man who i don't know in my house, and he keeps asking me for money. What should I do? and im only watchin this while im waitin for some funny answers.

[abvdkjnbnb]

lol i saw that a while ago

[RandomDirectors]

Artist: Alexander Perls vs. Thomas Falke

Song: Revolution On The Dance Floor (Radio Edit)

Album: Euro Club Hits Vol. 1

Time: 03:01

Genre: Dance

Label: Track One Recordings

[mb233]

source on the music?

[mb233]

nvm

[Santa0ninja99]

sesnoz at 2:22 said dial 999. He's from the UK and on americas yahoo answers.

[idiotstomperelite]

lol.

[stumptohendrix]

genuiss