This "comedian" and this "slag" are both pathetic. I'm sorry, but the people who come to your shows are the people who support your career. At least give them some respect for supporting your sorry ass. Also, that girl just sat there and took it when he gave her a perfect opportunity. She should have said "Yes, monkey-boy, stop wasting time picking on someone you know nothing about and please get back to your dance."
am i missing something? sniggering here in means suppressed laughing; is it slang in Britain? why would the comedian berate her for laughing at his jokes?
I hope you all know it's just a heckle and he really didn't mean anything by it. It's a comedy show, of course his gonna pick on you if heckle or do something for you to be seen. Relax.
@CHTWillCome723 she's not retarded in the slightest. she is just totally self-centered and doesn't want ANYBODY, not even Jimmy Carr to criticize her or point out her faults, mainly that she is a total whore. she knows she is a whore, she knows he would pick up on it, so tried to divert the attention away before he could start. to little success!
like a lot of skanks, she'll be happy to give out the abuse, but not recieve it. no she is far too blonde and pretty for that treatment.
@bazbonehead Wow you seriously don't have much success with the female of the species do you. Especially nice looking one's.... you sound like a potential serial killer - you ever hurt pets??? You don't know her - yet you determine your hate for her with a passion over the internet - do you have a small dick? Dead body under the bed!! Or even worse - in it! You sound sick - very very sick - bone head lol - yeh maybe it's just the heads you keep sicko...
@KelticWoman1 you are right. i dont particularly have much 'success' with the ladies, mainly because i dedicate most of my time to just the one, who happens to be way out of my league and then some.
@KelticWoman1 i've never hurt any of my pets, but i have squashed a fair few ants in my time. i wouldn't be surprised if i was known by the ants as the DominANTor or perhaps MegANTron.
@bazbonehead Lol - just did 2 minutes research online and found you - go away.... you annoy a lot of people - thought you might have a brain but turns out you just annoy people. 2 mins of my life wasted but I'm bored and turning off the internet to boring people....
@KelticWoman1 and i don't have a small dick. in fact i'm getting it tattoo'ed with my name running down it. I call it the George Foreman cause then i can say 'im so proud of it, i put my NAME on it!
@KelticWoman1 oh and the dead body was starting to smell and Febreze would no longer cut it so i had to ditch it in a small hole near a motorway service station. i wont say which one ;-)
I liked the part where she subtly gave them the finger.Shows him that he cant blatantly insult a woman and get away with it.Seriously what makes him think he can call some stranger a slag.I like how all the mindless crowd laughs about it.
@SanitiseYourMind Not true. If a girl sleeps with two guys in two days she is not always called a slaaaaaaag... If she is a Prostitute for example you might call her a whore rather than a slaaaaaag. This is also unkind as she is just doing here job and perhaps she might prefer the term "Escort", it seems much less negative and also sounds like a Ford motor car from the 80's. A car which many men respect. Thus solving the initial problem :-)
@SanitiseYourMind men can be called slags too they just don't realis everyone's saying that about them and denying sleeping with them is just too easy :P
You can tell the girl who told Jimmy they were fuckbuddies, the one sat next to the main hot blonde, is a bit jealous ad probably fancies the guy but ends up in the friendzone.
@Zeitonimous No, we do, surprisingly, I can understand your confusion because it's a different sort of friendzone. How it works is: a guy can be friends with a girl IF he is currently dating/banging a much hotter girl....BUT (and here's the confusing part) guys would likely also fuck the less attractive girl as well just to see what it was like, so guy's can have friendzone's but they can still want to fuck the girls in the fz, it's just that they have no need to.
WoW I have not watched Jimmy in a while and I forgot 2 things:
1. Jimmy's funny and he knows how to handle hecklers
2. Soo many mentally ret4rded people comment on this videos!!! If you like it click "Like" and move on if you don't click "Dislike" and move on . Everybody is entitled to theyr opinion.
so i love how on a comedy video, people seem to insult eachother, yes its ever so brilliant, lets ignore the video, and spit harsh pointless insults to eachother over the internet!!! word of advice people winning an argument over the internet is alot like the special olympics, even though you have won, you're still a retard
She should have said sorry---and kept her mouth shut. But no--she kept giving him material. Love it. When you go to a comedy show, the idea is to shut up, listen and hopefully laugh.
I love how a lot of people here are sticking up for that slag lol do you honestly believe that people (or more specifically a comedian) should think that this tart deserves to be taken seriously? Bollocks. As far as I'm concerned this was comic gold and she got, in all fairness, what was coming to her.
@fakeaccount663 And what did you think Im looking at (Im a female and it would be weird for me to look anywhere else)? Anyhow I think that either you cant see correctly in the dark or you just generally dislike round faceshape. If neither checks out ... well you have way too high expectations and you are therefore forever alone.
no she has that irritating bitchy look about her, way too ugly i dont have high expectations if you think shes a good looker then no wonder whyall girls look ugly,
@biggingeryeti LOL do you think underage pregnancy and an increase in STD's would exist if EVERY person in this world wasnt a fucking idiot and forgot and/or refused to put a condom on? Be realistic.
or because she may not have to be coerced and to fucking another partner and that she finds more able than him, or because she may want to fuck someone else at all (you mean because i'm not the ooonly on eshe wants or who introduced her to sex?)
@flippadeal he's a professional comedian who's mainly about offensive humour done in a deadpan style. Some of his jokes revolve around mysogenistic views about women and sex, as that's what makes alot of people laugh - some people won't like it, but they're the ones who can't see that he's joking. He's a comedia, remember?
@flippadeal As for claiming the girl was the slag, when will people learn not to go to a stand-up show and try to piss the person with the microphone off? He merely asked for her name, and she rudely shouts "move along" immediately after telling him her name. In other words, she was asking to be the target of comedic abuse. To be quite frank, I wouldn't be suprised if some of that was staged in some way, similar to the "your mother" heckler who has popped up in two of his shows.
I gues sthis is funny if you really believ ethat deeply in the sacredness of relationshisp but that's about it and it's sad he think it's the girl was convinced into this.. it's sad he's so hypocritical into calling women slags either because he's scared he hasn't had as many sexual partners himself (which god forbid as a man in all his virile dignity of slovinly caveman would be an insult)
'm sooo sorry that you have such low self confidence in your own fucking sexual capacities that you'd be overwhelmed by another person.'s.. this whole concept that women don't have a libido was invented by the church so that they could assure themselves that they wouldn't have to control women's libido too... god forbid!! than there would be a whole other gender to manipulate... stupidities
@ChocolateLuvar I would laugh forever at them. No need to end the friendship, when you can just pull out how they were publicly mocked and torture them for the rest of the friendship.
@luskentyre1984 That other women (who says that they're fuck buddies) appears to be their friend, so presumably it's just a group of friends on an evening out.
@freidian she said "My parents are gonna watch this." She was clearly embarassed and didn't want the focus on her, and she wasn't trying to offend him. He really didn't have to push the issue with her.
@TheCyberToad when ur at a show u KEEP UR MOUTH SHUT! unless ur laughing. its very rude and distracting. hecklers deserve shit put on them in front of everyone! if u dont get that, then ur stupid.
well im glad he didnt just listen to her when she said "move on"....gosh she cant take a joke! so what if she is a slag. she chose that life, she shouldnt b ashamed of her f**k buddy.
@xQueenKristinx Well yeah that's the rules. The guy is a playaaaaa or whatever you want to call it and the girl's a slut. We don't make up the rules. We just enforce them.
Women do the same. You say you want equal rights but when you start hitting a man, if he defends himself or hits you back, he's a woman beater. Yeah, real equal rights.
HAHA! I love Jimmy Carr, he just makes me laugh so much. So what if he offeneds people, ppl who get annoyed by him or this , then ignore him. He is pretty much doing his job as a comedian. So deal with it.
So this was actually in defense of you guys and also to say a woman can like sex, unlike this weird ass stereotype like its some kind of horrible thing.
Its all the mind games tbh fucking up everyones perceptions, but yeah your welcome.
Look harder at a topic next time i was actually trying to help you guys but yeah way to dig your own grave thinking its a gold deposit jeez =/
This is why the UK is awesome, in america, there would be loads of fucking tards starting to scream like OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST CALL MY GIRL A SLAG! But here, the guy was just laughing like: Haha, he's so right!
@lizclegg IQ of 164, 'stupid' claim is void. Humour is subjective, though I've always been able to make people laugh anyway, so 'humourless claim is also void. Rude, questionably but who gives a shit? Now let's move onto you. You don't know the difference between your and you're, strong case for illiteracy and general retardation. On top of that, you used an ad hominem to justify your already weak argument. And, because you're a shallow whore, looks are what attract you. Get ruined bitch.
@OSXHD Fuck off and stop wasting my time gibberish which you can't substantiate and faulty reasoning. You can say anything you like about yourself as you are faceless and nameless: that doesn't means its true. Even if you did have a high IQ that doesn't mean that you don't say and do stupid things.
@OSXHD You say that you have always been able to make people laugh. Again, you can make up any myths about yourself which you like on a forum like YouTube, that doesn't mean any of its true. And even if people do laugh when you're around, it could be because you're such a stupid dickhead, not because you've shown any humour.
@OZXHD The only thing which we on YouTube know about you is based on what you post. And what you post shows you up as a stupid, boring, rude, humourless cunt.
Your assumptions about me are utterly idiotic. The only things you know about me are based on what I've posted. Given that I can clearly read and write English I can hardly be described as illiterate. The fact that you call me illiterate in the face of clear evidence that I am not again suggests you really are quite stupid.
@OZXHD Now you just go back to sitting in your bedroom with smelly socks and no friends, picking your nose, scratching your willy and doing a bit of farting, and stop wasting the time of people who have better things to do.
@lizclegg Hahaha you try and suggest that what I say has no evidence to support it, in which case, I have been led to believe that you're a fat slovenly bitch that has issues with English men because no one wants her. My illiterate jibe was clearly an exaggeration, I was merely suggesting you were of average to low intelligence for making such a schoolboy error. On top of that, you have absolutely no desirable attributes. Get blocked and good day, fat bitch.
@OSXHD You just keep coming back for more don't you? Your life is so pathetic, you're you're just so desperate for attention from somebody, that you just keep coming back with your sad little efforts at self-validation. This too boring to continue. Bugger off bumblossom.
@lizclegg This too boring to continue.. LIZCLEGG SMASH NOMNOMNOM.. lizclegg so simple.. lizclegg no like make sense.. sense silly. me no like sense. You are astoundingly simple. Just stop.
@lizclegg - How dare you call British men "stupid, boring, rude, humourless, and [...] pig ugly as well.". As a British man I take great offence to your unfounded comments. I felt it neccessary to take a pause from my internet dating in order to say that am none of the above and that I failed to see any humour in what you said. You bitch!
@lizclegg - They're all gay? Is this because you fail to get any of these "stupid, boring, rude, humourless, pig ugly" men to go out with you? If so, I totally understand where you're coming from. I never manage to attract any British women, and I used to have low self esteem because of this, but now I see: It's because British women are all lesbians. Thanks Liz. You're the best! X
@lizclegg go fuck yourself you stupid american bitch go run of to your failing economy, with your 8 baby daddies who are broke crackheads. Go change your seventy year old, old slapper name 'Liz Clegg' and die in th ghetto with the rest of your scum. Why would you start a insulting british men saying they are gay, on a British comedians youtube video. And before you stat retorting with 'PIGFUCKER' go sleep in your dustbin whilst I sit here with my first class education and prospects.
@panicattackman20 :/ How can you say that you have a first class education when you're grouping a single person into "stupid american bitch" as if her? nationality had to do with her being a stupid bitch. I would say that through the number of sterotypes you used there, you have no idea how Americans really are. Don't get your sterotypes from the TV. That's just pathetic. Also, I hope you realize that every country is in the economic shit hole, not just America.
@Keis Do you even know what this arguement stems from? No! She decided it would be worth her time to comment on a British Comedians youtube video sayinh all british men are homosexual. What would you do if she then went on to insult every man or woman who tried to tell her to shut up? And by the way I did have a fantastic education and came out with 11 fucking GCSE'S so don't question my education.
@panicattackman20 Yes, I do know what the argument stems from. I still find it sad that you're getting so hot under the collar from a troll. Why would someone watch a British commedian then bash all British men? You assholes say that we're just a bunch of fat, lazy, war hungry Americans. Us saying you're gay is the least of your worries.Don't you wave your British certificates at me, I don't know/care what they mean. I got my Bachelors in two years, whoopty doo.
@Keis Apart from the your terrible economy which is true as it is for the UK,I haven't said anything negative about the US. And at the end of the day many of those things such as obesity and unemployment are worrries for the US. It is for reasons such as the above and several others I refused to move for work purposes to New York and Denver. And just to clarify it is you that questioned my education so don't start shit about not caring.
@panicattackman20 "stupid american bitch." With that great Secondary Education certificates, please let me know how this isn't negative. Given that more riots have occurred in other countries than in America recently, I think I can deal with fatties and shitty government. You mentioned you had a first class education and I questioned it because of your bad statistics, and now because of your memory issues. (I enjoy Europe, so you're... argumentative abilities make me sad.)
@Keis Search up Reading Boys School on Wiki and look at its achievments and find the answer to your questions about my education. Additionally, how is stupid american bitch derogatory, I was simply stating facts that she is firstly stupid and secondly American and bitch was used to clarfiy that I though she was trailer park trash. And by the way, next time you come to Europe or specifically the UK don't say 'argumentative abilities' as it does not make grammatical sense.
@panicattackman20 I read. Not impressed. State governed schools tend to be shit. Impressive that this year 70+% ranked above an A, that doesn't prove that the material was helpful or difficult. That would be like me saying "retarded mediocure asshole." You obviously meant "american" to be derogatory. How does it not make sense? Your ability to be argumentative in a passive stance. It's poorly formatted, but it is grammatically correct.
@Keis It won best state school in the country, 20% of its alumni go to Oxbridge and it only undertakes selected pupils, so keep talking shit.As my degree was in English I known about passive stance, but unfortunately your comment does not make sense as arguementative means you will enter an arguement willingly regardless of the matter. Therefore how can you have arguementative abilities, it is part of your persona, perphaps if you were to change it to arguing then it would make sense.
@panicattackman20 I'm not sure why people say "Keep talking shit." You obviously don't want me to, otherwise you wouldn't defend it so defiantly. You are currently being argumentative. Whether or not you entered into this willingly doesn't stop that fact. And because you are good or bad at it, it is an ability. Therefore, logic dictates, that you can have argumentative ability... (I've been watching "Would I like to you" for days now. I can keep this going forever.)
This "comedian" and this "slag" are both pathetic. I'm sorry, but the people who come to your shows are the people who support your career. At least give them some respect for supporting your sorry ass. Also, that girl just sat there and took it when he gave her a perfect opportunity. She should have said "Yes, monkey-boy, stop wasting time picking on someone you know nothing about and please get back to your dance."
Texthewolf 7 hours ago
@Texthewolf you american by any chance?
TheT33g 2 hours ago
I dislike jimmy ...... insert dislike
lyd7n 7 hours ago
Haha he's great! :)
Amalekites 7 hours ago
am i missing something? sniggering here in means suppressed laughing; is it slang in Britain? why would the comedian berate her for laughing at his jokes?
AvidHobbyist 8 hours ago
Jimmy got a bit personal there..........
anneeq008 20 hours ago
wow that was a bit of out of order!! Blatantly calling her a slag.......
anneeq008 20 hours ago
dont think she is buying the DVD!
danwarren97 23 hours ago
fuckbuddy........Good term........ As opposed to the wife who is a fuckfoe
movement26 1 day ago
WHAT?! Carr didnt need to apologise to her.
shariotoflove 2 days ago
he looks like a wax model lol
GoldenbanjoDJ 3 days ago
dance for me monkeyboy was a bill hicks joke, sorry jimmy!!
thedugpar6 3 days ago
shouldn't she be in the kitchen ?
jackofhearts1214 4 days ago
HE BRILLIANT :D
Karmaffix 4 days ago
I hope you all know it's just a heckle and he really didn't mean anything by it. It's a comedy show, of course his gonna pick on you if heckle or do something for you to be seen. Relax.
hannaho3 4 days ago
I really hope he didn't ruin that dude's gig...
Ra3nMaN 4 days ago
I don't see what was wrong with sniggering, he made a joke and she laughed, so what..
pitofhell93 4 days ago
That blonde bitch is retarded. lol good work Jimmy.
CHTWillCome723 5 days ago
@CHTWillCome723 she's not retarded in the slightest. she is just totally self-centered and doesn't want ANYBODY, not even Jimmy Carr to criticize her or point out her faults, mainly that she is a total whore. she knows she is a whore, she knows he would pick up on it, so tried to divert the attention away before he could start. to little success!
like a lot of skanks, she'll be happy to give out the abuse, but not recieve it. no she is far too blonde and pretty for that treatment.
bazbonehead 5 days ago
@bazbonehead Pretty much what I meant I just didn't feel like typing all that out. I agree with you.
CHTWillCome723 4 days ago
@bazbonehead Wow you seriously don't have much success with the female of the species do you. Especially nice looking one's.... you sound like a potential serial killer - you ever hurt pets??? You don't know her - yet you determine your hate for her with a passion over the internet - do you have a small dick? Dead body under the bed!! Or even worse - in it! You sound sick - very very sick - bone head lol - yeh maybe it's just the heads you keep sicko...
KelticWoman1 3 days ago
@KelticWoman1 you are right. i dont particularly have much 'success' with the ladies, mainly because i dedicate most of my time to just the one, who happens to be way out of my league and then some.
bazbonehead 3 days ago
@KelticWoman1 i've never hurt any of my pets, but i have squashed a fair few ants in my time. i wouldn't be surprised if i was known by the ants as the DominANTor or perhaps MegANTron.
bazbonehead 3 days ago
@bazbonehead Lol - just did 2 minutes research online and found you - go away.... you annoy a lot of people - thought you might have a brain but turns out you just annoy people. 2 mins of my life wasted but I'm bored and turning off the internet to boring people....
KelticWoman1 3 days ago
@KelticWoman1 and i don't have a small dick. in fact i'm getting it tattoo'ed with my name running down it. I call it the George Foreman cause then i can say 'im so proud of it, i put my NAME on it!
bazbonehead 3 days ago
@bazbonehead Lol - those with big dicks never ever feel the need to justify that retort lol..... tut tut,
KelticWoman1 3 days ago
@KelticWoman1 oh and the dead body was starting to smell and Febreze would no longer cut it so i had to ditch it in a small hole near a motorway service station. i wont say which one ;-)
bazbonehead 3 days ago
@bazbonehead Febreze never lived up to its claims - do you want to elaborate on what are the merits of Febreze?
KelticWoman1 3 days ago
is it just me or does the guy look like Bobby Zamora?!
bonez0238 6 days ago
Actually, he's giving her an eye opener...and being critical of the guy and what he's doing.
yokie52 6 days ago
Eh so are the fuck buddies, friends or in a relationship or not? really confused me.
I hate it how he got the whole theatre to applaud the guy and then called her a slut
cmontgomeryx 6 days ago
@cmontgomeryx Fuck buddies by definition are not in a relationship.... did you actually WATCH the video? lol
fenderbasskd 5 days ago
she deserves it 4 telling him 2move along... obv hes not now thats uve said that.
askar4kill 1 week ago
her parents would dig
ryanblinkguy 1 week ago
Note to self: Never see Jimmy Carr live.
pepperminttea42 1 week ago 24
@pepperminttea42 note to you, do, he's brilliant
OliConstable 2 days ago
"My parents will see this!" Haha....if you can't do the time don't do the crime
Vegasgirl99 1 week ago 2
errbody gettin mad
captainRcornelius 1 week ago
Fucking hell ppl its comedy, why get upset about it, try laughing you might even enjoy it.
ScotsLyon 1 week ago
Lol its not everyday you speak to a dumb slag, Jimmy u killed it!
Omrie69 1 week ago
fuck buddies is something to be proud of
ricktbdgc 1 week ago
the dude looks just like the photographer nigel barker
doubledevils1 1 week ago 6
Stupid cunt. Get on with it, play the game, relax.
Atrax2k8 1 week ago
why did he have to pick on her, usually he counters heckling not do it himself, dog move.
101Rivo 2 weeks ago
I liked the part where she subtly gave them the finger.Shows him that he cant blatantly insult a woman and get away with it.Seriously what makes him think he can call some stranger a slag.I like how all the mindless crowd laughs about it.
EcKoWR 2 weeks ago
@EcKoWR its a comedy show, he makes jokes about 9/11 as well ... its all just for entertainment so theres no need to be offended
JOKER51115 2 weeks ago
Fucking Jimmy Carr :P
xTheBeserkerx 2 weeks ago
wow, that wasn't funny at all; it just felt like bullying to me.
EllaBelle18 2 weeks ago 2
@EllaBelle18 yeah true.
EcKoWR 2 weeks ago
don't get why he heckled her in the first place... kinda a dick move
fashpart 2 weeks ago
lol... guy sleeps with 2 women in 2 days... HERO
girl sleeps with 2 men in 2 days... MOTHERFUCKIN' SLAAAAAAAG
SanitiseYourMind 2 weeks ago
@SanitiseYourMind Not true. If a girl sleeps with two guys in two days she is not always called a slaaaaaaag... If she is a Prostitute for example you might call her a whore rather than a slaaaaaag. This is also unkind as she is just doing here job and perhaps she might prefer the term "Escort", it seems much less negative and also sounds like a Ford motor car from the 80's. A car which many men respect. Thus solving the initial problem :-)
Rantomon 2 weeks ago
@SanitiseYourMind men can be called slags too they just don't realis everyone's saying that about them and denying sleeping with them is just too easy :P
Magnetokid 2 weeks ago
Let her off lightly there, awful woman
mrkristoff 2 weeks ago
Sorry, but she deserved every single bit of that!
fishingplmouth 2 weeks ago 3
You can tell the girl who told Jimmy they were fuckbuddies, the one sat next to the main hot blonde, is a bit jealous ad probably fancies the guy but ends up in the friendzone.
JackRabbitSlim 2 weeks ago 13
@JackRabbitSlim Youre absolutely right!!!!
delboy4life 2 weeks ago
@JackRabbitSlim lol, friendzone.
FutureAbe 3 days ago
@JackRabbitSlim Men do not have a friendzone!!
Zeitonimous 2 days ago
@Zeitonimous No, we do, surprisingly, I can understand your confusion because it's a different sort of friendzone. How it works is: a guy can be friends with a girl IF he is currently dating/banging a much hotter girl....BUT (and here's the confusing part) guys would likely also fuck the less attractive girl as well just to see what it was like, so guy's can have friendzone's but they can still want to fuck the girls in the fz, it's just that they have no need to.
JackRabbitSlim 1 day ago
@JackRabbitSlim Not true actually. But i can see why you'd think that.
TheLydianRocks 1 day ago
1:10 statistically you are most likely to end up like that when you heckle
gunny0488 2 weeks ago
"Move along" Oh your in trouble if you say that to Jimmy!
2k10cal 2 weeks ago
Jimmy Carr is my hero ! ! !
hansenbee123 2 weeks ago
WoW I have not watched Jimmy in a while and I forgot 2 things:
1. Jimmy's funny and he knows how to handle hecklers
2. Soo many mentally ret4rded people comment on this videos!!! If you like it click "Like" and move on if you don't click "Dislike" and move on . Everybody is entitled to theyr opinion.
venom82 2 weeks ago
@venom82 so then they can say whatever they want. right?
Arrow370 2 weeks ago
@Arrow370 Yes?
Daazbee 2 weeks ago
...Annyway, back to the video - at what was the lady in question sniggering that elicited this response?
bindiyay 3 weeks ago
Serves her right for laughing at a joke during a comedy show.
wobbish97 3 weeks ago 167
so i love how on a comedy video, people seem to insult eachother, yes its ever so brilliant, lets ignore the video, and spit harsh pointless insults to eachother over the internet!!! word of advice people winning an argument over the internet is alot like the special olympics, even though you have won, you're still a retard
ThugzMcGee1 3 weeks ago
Video was almost as funny as the week long arguement in comments lol
IAdamEvansI 3 weeks ago
love jimmy carr
1JimmyWong 3 weeks ago
Just like one of my teachers.
pinkiepiepie 3 weeks ago
What a LAD!
MixedBag27 3 weeks ago
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KhazikstanHD 3 weeks ago
retards arguing with retards over retarded topics. You people really are the epitome of humanity.
ConnorHere 3 weeks ago
It's the U.K. girls here have "fuck buddies" at 13 years old
galaxything 3 weeks ago
0:50 The facial expression of the guy the second she says "they're fu*k buddies"
GunsAkimbo 3 weeks ago
0:54 double face palm XDDD LOL
nimni1111 3 weeks ago
She should have said sorry---and kept her mouth shut. But no--she kept giving him material. Love it. When you go to a comedy show, the idea is to shut up, listen and hopefully laugh.
madmatix 3 weeks ago
he went spastic like a mong rapist
oilblue1114 3 weeks ago
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I love how a lot of people here are sticking up for that slag lol do you honestly believe that people (or more specifically a comedian) should think that this tart deserves to be taken seriously? Bollocks. As far as I'm concerned this was comic gold and she got, in all fairness, what was coming to her.
bloocuttlefish 3 weeks ago 4
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bloocuttlefish 3 weeks ago
shes fuckin ugly the man is winning like a boss not only does he get to fuck her he doesnt have to put up with living with her
fakeaccount663 3 weeks ago
@fakeaccount663 Pointy knees?
Inxxuu 3 weeks ago
@Inxxuu
no face, i acutally look at womens faces
fakeaccount663 3 weeks ago
@fakeaccount663 And what did you think Im looking at (Im a female and it would be weird for me to look anywhere else)? Anyhow I think that either you cant see correctly in the dark or you just generally dislike round faceshape. If neither checks out ... well you have way too high expectations and you are therefore forever alone.
Inxxuu 3 weeks ago
@Inxxuu
no she has that irritating bitchy look about her, way too ugly i dont have high expectations if you think shes a good looker then no wonder whyall girls look ugly,
fakeaccount663 3 weeks ago
Hopefully she doesn't snicker during sex.....
dharmaseed 4 weeks ago
WHAT A SLAG
Jabikz 4 weeks ago 44
@Jabikz So the guy is not s slag?
yashitu 2 weeks ago
@yashitu No he isn't.
VeritasPanther 2 weeks ago
@yashitu Correct.
bollwoven 2 weeks ago
Nothing at all wrong with having a fuck buddy, and she is a good choice
UncleKennybobs 4 weeks ago
@UncleKennybobs Yeah. Only problem is, if everyone had a fuck buddy, we'd all die of aids.
bloocuttlefish 4 weeks ago 20
@bloocuttlefish Ever heard of condoms?
biggingeryeti 4 weeks ago
@biggingeryeti LOL do you think underage pregnancy and an increase in STD's would exist if EVERY person in this world wasnt a fucking idiot and forgot and/or refused to put a condom on? Be realistic.
bloocuttlefish 4 weeks ago
@bloocuttlefish True.
biggingeryeti 4 weeks ago
@bloocuttlefish That's what ugly people are for. Saving the world in their own depressing little way.
tatjustice 3 weeks ago
@flipped earl thanks for the speech loo I was bored
Howlofthewolves 4 weeks ago
lesson learned.... don't laugh at jimmy carr!
jonesy22k 4 weeks ago
or because she may not have to be coerced and to fucking another partner and that she finds more able than him, or because she may want to fuck someone else at all (you mean because i'm not the ooonly on eshe wants or who introduced her to sex?)
flippadeal 1 month ago
@flippadeal he's a professional comedian who's mainly about offensive humour done in a deadpan style. Some of his jokes revolve around mysogenistic views about women and sex, as that's what makes alot of people laugh - some people won't like it, but they're the ones who can't see that he's joking. He's a comedia, remember?
Testinator1234 4 weeks ago
@flippadeal As for claiming the girl was the slag, when will people learn not to go to a stand-up show and try to piss the person with the microphone off? He merely asked for her name, and she rudely shouts "move along" immediately after telling him her name. In other words, she was asking to be the target of comedic abuse. To be quite frank, I wouldn't be suprised if some of that was staged in some way, similar to the "your mother" heckler who has popped up in two of his shows.
Testinator1234 4 weeks ago
I gues sthis is funny if you really believ ethat deeply in the sacredness of relationshisp but that's about it and it's sad he think it's the girl was convinced into this.. it's sad he's so hypocritical into calling women slags either because he's scared he hasn't had as many sexual partners himself (which god forbid as a man in all his virile dignity of slovinly caveman would be an insult)
flippadeal 1 month ago
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'm sooo sorry that you have such low self confidence in your own fucking sexual capacities that you'd be overwhelmed by another person.'s.. this whole concept that women don't have a libido was invented by the church so that they could assure themselves that they wouldn't have to control women's libido too... god forbid!! than there would be a whole other gender to manipulate... stupidities
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flippadeal 1 month ago
harsh
jek21 1 month ago
I'd be well pissed at the lady who told jimmy that they were fuck buddies, like end of friendship
ChocolateLuvar 1 month ago
@ChocolateLuvar I would laugh forever at them. No need to end the friendship, when you can just pull out how they were publicly mocked and torture them for the rest of the friendship.
TheAtheologian 1 month ago
Owned
MrRtwoJ 1 month ago
Why are they on, what appears to be a date, if they only "fuck buddies"
luskentyre1984 1 month ago
@luskentyre1984 That other women (who says that they're fuck buddies) appears to be their friend, so presumably it's just a group of friends on an evening out.
LostOddity 1 month ago
@LostOddity awww yeah, just watched it over again and noticed that
luskentyre1984 1 month ago
Fuck lines, he crossed it like a bowce. Just jokes people, damn.
StorybookComa 1 month ago
Jimmy Carr's funny, but at 1:30 he really overstepped the mark.
TheCyberToad 1 month ago
@TheCyberToad Nope, if someone acted like her at a show, I'd love to see the performer tear them to shreds.
fofostatik 1 month ago
@TheCyberToad Yea, He got into some seriously private matters there - unfair and unpleasant.USed his position of power to hurt.
darwinchevalier 1 month ago
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what did he say? i couldn't hear.
nommer14 3 weeks ago
@TheCyberToad What did she say?
freidian 3 weeks ago
@freidian she said "My parents are gonna watch this." She was clearly embarassed and didn't want the focus on her, and she wasn't trying to offend him. He really didn't have to push the issue with her.
TheCyberToad 3 weeks ago
@TheCyberToad when ur at a show u KEEP UR MOUTH SHUT! unless ur laughing. its very rude and distracting. hecklers deserve shit put on them in front of everyone! if u dont get that, then ur stupid.
hrdstylr 3 weeks ago
Done!!!!
05Rudey 1 month ago
well im glad he didnt just listen to her when she said "move on"....gosh she cant take a joke! so what if she is a slag. she chose that life, she shouldnt b ashamed of her f**k buddy.
msangelicarod 1 month ago
@msangelicarod Hows that being a slag..
richay1 1 month ago
HECKLER SLAYER
stratussolutions 1 month ago
She tells him to move along but she continues to coax him, what an idiot.
ireternalexistence 1 month ago
its not everyday i get to talk to a slag
hahahahaha
vlssgrouppA 1 month ago
GO J.C.!!!
MrDaftpunk94 1 month ago
@xQueenKristinx Well yeah that's the rules. The guy is a playaaaaa or whatever you want to call it and the girl's a slut. We don't make up the rules. We just enforce them.
Women do the same. You say you want equal rights but when you start hitting a man, if he defends himself or hits you back, he's a woman beater. Yeah, real equal rights.
joevictor53 1 month ago
HAHA! I love Jimmy Carr, he just makes me laugh so much. So what if he offeneds people, ppl who get annoyed by him or this , then ignore him. He is pretty much doing his job as a comedian. So deal with it.
DeathxByxHeadphones 1 month ago
That poor girl.
ASaxonAtHeart 1 month ago
@ASaxonAtHeart no harm, shes a bitch
combovan99 1 month ago
So this was actually in defense of you guys and also to say a woman can like sex, unlike this weird ass stereotype like its some kind of horrible thing.
Its all the mind games tbh fucking up everyones perceptions, but yeah your welcome.
Look harder at a topic next time i was actually trying to help you guys but yeah way to dig your own grave thinking its a gold deposit jeez =/
Terra1311 1 month ago
PWND
ethanwwwwws 1 month ago
This is why the UK is awesome, in america, there would be loads of fucking tards starting to scream like OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST CALL MY GIRL A SLAG! But here, the guy was just laughing like: Haha, he's so right!
Quuuinten 1 month ago
@Quuuinten Maybe that's why American men are better than British ones.
lizclegg 1 month ago
@lizclegg i would back of with that comment mate, coz you wont win the arguement
animelover5076 1 month ago
@lizclegg No, we just know how to take a joke. Clueless fucking yank
OSXHD 1 month ago
@OSXHD Actually I'm British. And from your response you OSXHD haven't the faintest idea how to take a joke, you dickbrained cunt.
lizclegg 1 month ago
@lizclegg Don't see anyone laughing.
OSXHD 1 month ago
@OSXHD Apart from the audeince? Perhaps you need to work on your visual skills
Glosblue66 1 month ago
@Glosblue66 Go and read the previous comments we exchanged before making a fool of yourself next time, fucktwit.
OSXHD 1 month ago
@OSXHD Glosblue66 doesn't made anything like as big a fool of himself as you do every time you post.
lizclegg 1 month ago
@OSXHD Actually you're a great example of what's wrong with British men: stupid, boring, rude, humourless, and I bet your pig ugly as well.
lizclegg 1 month ago
@lizclegg IQ of 164, 'stupid' claim is void. Humour is subjective, though I've always been able to make people laugh anyway, so 'humourless claim is also void. Rude, questionably but who gives a shit? Now let's move onto you. You don't know the difference between your and you're, strong case for illiteracy and general retardation. On top of that, you used an ad hominem to justify your already weak argument. And, because you're a shallow whore, looks are what attract you. Get ruined bitch.
OSXHD 1 month ago
@OSXHD Fuck off and stop wasting my time gibberish which you can't substantiate and faulty reasoning. You can say anything you like about yourself as you are faceless and nameless: that doesn't means its true. Even if you did have a high IQ that doesn't mean that you don't say and do stupid things.
lizclegg 1 month ago
@OSXHD You say that you have always been able to make people laugh. Again, you can make up any myths about yourself which you like on a forum like YouTube, that doesn't mean any of its true. And even if people do laugh when you're around, it could be because you're such a stupid dickhead, not because you've shown any humour.
lizclegg 1 month ago
@OZXHD The only thing which we on YouTube know about you is based on what you post. And what you post shows you up as a stupid, boring, rude, humourless cunt.
Your assumptions about me are utterly idiotic. The only things you know about me are based on what I've posted. Given that I can clearly read and write English I can hardly be described as illiterate. The fact that you call me illiterate in the face of clear evidence that I am not again suggests you really are quite stupid.
lizclegg 1 month ago
@OZXHD Now you just go back to sitting in your bedroom with smelly socks and no friends, picking your nose, scratching your willy and doing a bit of farting, and stop wasting the time of people who have better things to do.
lizclegg 1 month ago
@lizclegg Hahaha you try and suggest that what I say has no evidence to support it, in which case, I have been led to believe that you're a fat slovenly bitch that has issues with English men because no one wants her. My illiterate jibe was clearly an exaggeration, I was merely suggesting you were of average to low intelligence for making such a schoolboy error. On top of that, you have absolutely no desirable attributes. Get blocked and good day, fat bitch.
OSXHD 1 month ago
@OSXHD You just keep coming back for more don't you? Your life is so pathetic, you're you're just so desperate for attention from somebody, that you just keep coming back with your sad little efforts at self-validation. This too boring to continue. Bugger off bumblossom.
lizclegg 4 weeks ago
@lizclegg This too boring to continue.. LIZCLEGG SMASH NOMNOMNOM.. lizclegg so simple.. lizclegg no like make sense.. sense silly. me no like sense. You are astoundingly simple. Just stop.
OSXHD 4 weeks ago
@lizclegg - How dare you call British men "stupid, boring, rude, humourless, and [...] pig ugly as well.". As a British man I take great offence to your unfounded comments. I felt it neccessary to take a pause from my internet dating in order to say that am none of the above and that I failed to see any humour in what you said. You bitch!
BJ1980X 1 month ago
@BJ1980X LOL. I forgot to mention they're all gay too.
lizclegg 4 weeks ago
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@lizclegg - They're all gay? Is this because you fail to get any of these "stupid, boring, rude, humourless, pig ugly" men to go out with you? If so, I totally understand where you're coming from. I never manage to attract any British women, and I used to have low self esteem because of this, but now I see: It's because British women are all lesbians. Thanks Liz. You're the best! X
BJ1980X 4 weeks ago
@BJ1980X You probably didn't attract any women because you were British. Best to stick to boys.
lizclegg 3 weeks ago
@lizclegg cunt
panicattackman20 3 weeks ago
@panicattackman20 pigfucker
lizclegg 3 weeks ago
@lizclegg go fuck yourself you stupid american bitch go run of to your failing economy, with your 8 baby daddies who are broke crackheads. Go change your seventy year old, old slapper name 'Liz Clegg' and die in th ghetto with the rest of your scum. Why would you start a insulting british men saying they are gay, on a British comedians youtube video. And before you stat retorting with 'PIGFUCKER' go sleep in your dustbin whilst I sit here with my first class education and prospects.
panicattackman20 3 weeks ago
@panicattackman20 :/ How can you say that you have a first class education when you're grouping a single person into "stupid american bitch" as if her? nationality had to do with her being a stupid bitch. I would say that through the number of sterotypes you used there, you have no idea how Americans really are. Don't get your sterotypes from the TV. That's just pathetic. Also, I hope you realize that every country is in the economic shit hole, not just America.
Keis 2 weeks ago
@Keis Do you even know what this arguement stems from? No! She decided it would be worth her time to comment on a British Comedians youtube video sayinh all british men are homosexual. What would you do if she then went on to insult every man or woman who tried to tell her to shut up? And by the way I did have a fantastic education and came out with 11 fucking GCSE'S so don't question my education.
panicattackman20 2 weeks ago
@panicattackman20 Yes, I do know what the argument stems from. I still find it sad that you're getting so hot under the collar from a troll. Why would someone watch a British commedian then bash all British men? You assholes say that we're just a bunch of fat, lazy, war hungry Americans. Us saying you're gay is the least of your worries.Don't you wave your British certificates at me, I don't know/care what they mean. I got my Bachelors in two years, whoopty doo.
Keis 1 week ago
@Keis Apart from the your terrible economy which is true as it is for the UK,I haven't said anything negative about the US. And at the end of the day many of those things such as obesity and unemployment are worrries for the US. It is for reasons such as the above and several others I refused to move for work purposes to New York and Denver. And just to clarify it is you that questioned my education so don't start shit about not caring.
panicattackman20 1 week ago
@panicattackman20 "stupid american bitch." With that great Secondary Education certificates, please let me know how this isn't negative. Given that more riots have occurred in other countries than in America recently, I think I can deal with fatties and shitty government. You mentioned you had a first class education and I questioned it because of your bad statistics, and now because of your memory issues. (I enjoy Europe, so you're... argumentative abilities make me sad.)
Keis 1 week ago
@Keis Search up Reading Boys School on Wiki and look at its achievments and find the answer to your questions about my education. Additionally, how is stupid american bitch derogatory, I was simply stating facts that she is firstly stupid and secondly American and bitch was used to clarfiy that I though she was trailer park trash. And by the way, next time you come to Europe or specifically the UK don't say 'argumentative abilities' as it does not make grammatical sense.
panicattackman20 1 week ago
@panicattackman20 I read. Not impressed. State governed schools tend to be shit. Impressive that this year 70+% ranked above an A, that doesn't prove that the material was helpful or difficult. That would be like me saying "retarded mediocure asshole." You obviously meant "american" to be derogatory. How does it not make sense? Your ability to be argumentative in a passive stance. It's poorly formatted, but it is grammatically correct.
Keis 1 week ago
@Keis It won best state school in the country, 20% of its alumni go to Oxbridge and it only undertakes selected pupils, so keep talking shit.As my degree was in English I known about passive stance, but unfortunately your comment does not make sense as arguementative means you will enter an arguement willingly regardless of the matter. Therefore how can you have arguementative abilities, it is part of your persona, perphaps if you were to change it to arguing then it would make sense.
panicattackman20 1 week ago
@panicattackman20 I'm not sure why people say "Keep talking shit." You obviously don't want me to, otherwise you wouldn't defend it so defiantly. You are currently being argumentative. Whether or not you entered into this willingly doesn't stop that fact. And because you are good or bad at it, it is an ability. Therefore, logic dictates, that you can have argumentative ability... (I've been watching "Would I like to you" for days now. I can keep this going forever.)
Keis 1 week ago