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  • God loves retards too billy bob ur truly blessed, I'm sure jesus is proud a handicapable person is spreading the uuuuuhhh duh mmmmmm ya know mmmmm wha word .HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAH1

  • please forgive me fellow human beings,i dont mean to offend you.its all fun but please dont put me in the 93%.....your video titles are as funny as monty python sketches....i love them all,...is canada an evil empire...c,mon ice road truckers is my favorite....and the supernatural shows man..there the best...hey sir..we are all just human beings having an experiance....i would love to be sitting at your table for supper talking about your next youtube video..especially the title,s..peace 

  • i love this,,,you need a tv spot on saturday nite live.....you say it like it is,,well at least in your mind...im wondering if your mind is messed up with the sunday school cermons .or are you...judge not yet yee be judged..man did i say that right....why do people put so much faith in the bible...are you all mad....the romans created it,and from what ive seen they loved ,sex with anyone or anything..they dressed funny...but i bet they never imagined how many dip shits would beleive every word

  • All you sodomites need to change yer ways.I can help you.call me im available any time

    bring a bottle of wine

  • heres a suggestion mate, before you think you have the right to make sweeping generalizations on people you might consider sorting out you own life! look at the state of your place, are you living in a shed?

  • There are no mexicans from all over. They all are here!!!

  • Billy, you and Stephen Colbert should get gay married.

  • His real name is Paul Day. He's a "Unitarian". HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

    This boy's working for BB Netanyahu.

  • girl homos are called lesbos mate

  • this is a joke, right?

  • oh my god this redneck says that 93% of us are goin to hell, looks like were screwed.

    you aint got none of the facts to back yourself up.

  • its a character hes doing.....wtf dont u get lol

  • Billy Bob. I'm a proud, lustful homo. I don't believe in hell though. I'm the kind of guy who needs a little evidence if I'm to believe something. Is there any way that you can prove to me that the realm of hell exists? If I'm going to be condemned to the fires and brimstone of hell then I'd like to see it for myself before I go there. Sort of like how folks look at a house before they buy it. hehehe.

  • its funny... coz he cant back up any of his stupid statements... and why europeans?

    U came from europe dumbass!!!! if europe didnt exist you wouldnt exsist....

    @Billybobneck oh ps homo is swear word... refrain from using it cunt! or satan will rape ur mum with his big ol' muslim penis of bloody aids filled knives...

  • Welcome to all, except Canadians.

  • Look whos talking, i cant believe that you really believe in God. YOU give him a bad name. tsk tsk. SOrry but its true.

  • If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one to hear it , does it make a sound?

    Which came first the chicken or the egg?

    In the land of the blind is the one armed man who can clap king?

    I've down loaded these questions to my flash drive as per instructions so they are backed up.

  • Billy Bob, you are my new favorite Poe! OK, second favorite - after the Rev. Ernest.

  • 0:25

    I think what you meant to say was:

    "girls who are boys

    who like boys to be girls

    who do boys like their girls

    who do girls like their boys

    always should be someone you really looooove"

    [repeat chorus]

    double thumbs up for a fantastic Poe character.

  • Waitwaitwaitwaitwait.

    European=goes to hell? Haha.

    Haha. :D

    That is some xenophobia if I ever saw some.

  • Great character! I can almost smell the cornbread. Great stuff!

  • Amen, Brutha!

  • anyone who has to wonder if this is satire or not is not very intelligent

  • @Ryandinho14

    brilliant satire! always in character, so subtle - ala Stephen Colbert.

  • Wow, BillyBob you displayed the classic hypocrisy I would expect from a christian as yourself.

  • The sad fact is that even though this is likely satire, it is almost impossible to tell for sure. You sure have the creepy fundamentalist factor down to a science.

  • @Seldona It is satire, and he's damn good at it.

  • Hi BillyBob, welcome to youtube. I was wondering why can't we ask stupid questions?

  • I bought a Blow up Jesus Sex Doll, he has 6 holes to fuck. Mouth ass, hand and foot holes :D YAY!!!

  • No need for name-calling you child molesting sodomites. God is love.

  • Oh boy, this HAS to be satire.

  • @pbmdh it is!

  • Thanks for letting me know I'm going to hell. At least I will be in good company, Einstein, Edison, Pat Tillman, Mark Twain, Arthur C Clarke, Thomas Paine, Tennessee Williams, George Orwell, Katherine Hepburn, Issac Asimov, H. G. Wells, Robert Frost, Aldous Huxley, Douglas Adams . I could go on and on, but you probably wouldn't know who I am talking about anyway. If you and your type are going to Heaven, then I will gladly welcome Hell. I will beg for it. Have fun with Roberts and Falwell

  • @darbone Seems all the educated, intelligent people go to hell.

  • i hope you were talking into a mirror... call people names, then accuse others of doing that , because "that's all they got." please make more videos like this...

  • i'm 12 and what is this?

  • This guy sounds like a Nazi

  • so Buddhists, Europeans, and Mexicans are in your list of big sinners??

    I rarely if ever curse at anyone on Yt but you start out with a bunch of nasty slurs and evil assumptions and demand people keep it civil. You must be very special.

  • you are a dirty, foul mouthed, racist, ignorant, hateful sack of crap... you give your people,country and religon a bad name. i am not one of any of the poor worded steriotypes you mentioned but just some hard working average guy... and you make me so fukin sick... you don't deserve a voice if you are going to be so filthy. i would pray for you but you should pray for yourself. plus god is not real.... but you are still a pig.

  • LOL good job! 

  • WOW. I'm not even going to bother pointing out all of the stupidity and hypocricy you filled this video with...... there's just to much to fit into s single coment box.

  • I see one rather HUEG plank in your eye, mate...

  • Poor quality sarcasm, Billy-bob. It really weren't worth the 3 minutes 45 seconds and hun'erts o dollars you spent to record it.

  • he sound like he not crazy

    he smarter than kirk

    that all i'm say :D

  • girl homo :D ahahah

  • haahahahaahaaaa

    

  • Who the fuck is this? Gomer Pyles son or something?

  • Hypocrite alert. 0:20 to 0:30 and then from 0:57 to 1:01

  • @KeshnerfFilms you do know this is satire. a joke.

  • Satire? I can't tell. People like this actually exist.

  • if you like jesus so much why do you hate socialism, jesus was the biggest socialist who would share his last piece of meal with everybodyn , and its the greedy Judas capitalist who was greedy for money that sold Jesus which eventually killed him

  • god is a cunt

  • I wan't to make love to your Anus Billy Bob. All I need is some Roofies :D

  • Nut jobs look at your channel an go look at that crazy bastard. you have no comprehension or civil discourse. Okj a question where do you get off saying god is love that's just so not the case for your god your god is evil and insane .

  • I think I prefer Mark twain....

  • LMAO this guy rocks. satire people..satire..

  • @hisuleiman sad that it has to be explained to people this is satire. i love this guy.

  • @shangerboy it's sad that there is actually people like this so it's pretty impossible to tell which are satires and what aren't lol

  • @shangerboy Damn! You're giving it away! (It's a lot more funny to watch the irate reactions!)

  • @dan91709 true, sorry bout that

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  • Genuis!

  • Thanks BillyBob, you are the funniest fucker on YouTube! How do you say all that hilarious shit and keep a straight face? My ball cap is off to you!!!

  • You are AWESOME !!!!! God bless America !!!!

  • Howdy Billy! Stop in for a cup of coffee anytme; you'll never catch crap from me. :)

  • Dear Billy Bob, You want someone to back up a fact that they say on here? Well here's something or ya. You say you're a Christian and you believe in "God" and "Jesus" and whatever the fuck else you morons believe. Well "Jesus" was a Jew. FACT. So for you to claim being "Christian" and following in the "righteous path of God" you contradict your beliefs by believing the words and rules of a Jewish man that NOBODY in this entire world ha proven he was alive. We have no bones, pictures, or anything

  • @slipknotfollower You lieberal Gay Nazi Commie Muslim! Jesus hates you and I'll pray for you.

  • @vaahtobileet HAHA I'm glad that fuckin douche bag that you believe is real hates me. I sure as hell hate him. I have a tattoo of a burning cross on my arm(no affiliation with the kkk). As for your "lieberal Gay Nazi Commie Muslim" statement I have to assume you must be another redneck piece of shit like Billy Bob here. Seeing as being "Gay" would go against the Nazi beliefs and therefor i would have been against the "pure race". Same with being a Muslim. Fyi fucktard they are both communists

  • @slipknotfollower Oh you, Billy Bob Neck is a character by comedian Paul Day. LOL! You're still a table-fornicating Nazi commie French eurotrash satanic tri-sexual homo negro. Now that you've been enlightened to the truth, I won't pray for you anymore, but you must find your own way.

  • @vaahtobileet HAHAHA i've never seen so oxymorons in one damn sentence. I never wanted you to pry for me in the first place. And I will find my own way...which happens to be to burn EVERY Bible in the world, no matter how long it takes me

  • @slipknotfollower Please understand this is all satire. I guess not all people have a sense of humour.

  • @vaahtobileet Ah now you're trying to say this is all humourous...nice way of showing it. But I do not find anything funny about bullshit organized religion and the belief in some "god". There is no such fuckin thing and we have nothing to prove it. Don't even try to say the bible does because it doesn't. We have no proof of who wrote it, or that "jesus" was even real. Weak souls like you could of created a figure to try to overcome stresses and problems of everyday life you can't handle. Fuck u

  • @slipknotfollower You dumb inbred fuck! I don't believe in any gods you boyraping satanist analcock! Try to get it into your greasy head that Billy Bob Neck is a satirical redneck character and I just went along with it. He's not real. You're one the most idiotic Youtubers I've ever come across, and that's saying a lot. At this point in our discussion you should've realized what's going on.

    Do you understand this? Or do you want to educate me more about religion?

  • @vaahtobileet HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I love this! Successful troll is successful yet again

  • @slipknotfollower "Joke's on you I was only pretending" Not even Jesus can save your wretched soul now.

  • @vaahtobileet nope. successful troll still successful

  • There is nothing wrong with homosexuality, because I challenge you "Billybobneck" to name one thing that is wrong with homosexuality and back that up with FACTUAL and RECORDED evidence. Once you fail, your mind may see how wrong you are. (and you can not say, "because the bible says that it is wrong", because the Bible is nothing but a 2000 year old book).

  • @NesselEss One thing wrong about the faggotsexuals: They fornicate each other in their buttholes and can't raise children on their own without a natural man and woman family. That's two reasons why homosexuality is just wrong and a sin. God hates gays.

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  • You are one fucking funny mother fucker video poster.

    Someone get this man on Jon Stewart!

    Butt Sex Nuu Yorc Times reading....homos!

    too bad too many get trolled too easily.

  • TROLL DETECTED

  • just do us all a favour and DO NOT PROCREATE!

    I weep for humanity if you have offspring.

    PLEASE.....just commit suicide and do us all a favour. K. Thanks.

  • This guy makes me laugh. He can't even speak with correct grammar it's wonderful.

  • gotta love those girl homos aint that right @BillyBobNeck

  • YOU DUN GOOFED SON

  • Its been the end times since the idiot was naild to a tree. I think his due date is gone by. LOL. Fuck jesus and his idiot followers. Wait, Argggggggg, nope not jesus punishing me it was a piece of chicken cought in my thorat. LMFAO

  • All right "Mr. Civil" what's worse? A pet killer or a fucker? God is love! That's why he gives infinite torture for finite crimes. I don't know if you are a Catholic or Lutheran (a Lutheran in this context just means any non-catholic, nearly all non-catholic subsets of Christianity can trace back to Lutheranism) but if you're a Lutheran you should believe that salvation comes through faith only, which means that Jesus loving baby rapists still go to heaven, yet a charitable atheist goes to hell.

  • lol! girl homos love you <3

  • Most excellent trolling I've ever seen. Good job man. This is hilarious.

  • It's absolutely hilarious that tons of ya'll think this is real. Just goes to show.

  • Billy, don't you remember about the good ol' times when we used to suck each other dick? And then I fucked you, and you fucked me the way young lovers do? Where's your love for me now? Come back to me. My love. Please come back. Write a song for me. A song about our love and all the exciting moments we had in that little wood near your house... Mrs Neck will understand 'cause the power of love is so strong!

  • Apparently no need for a education either.

  • you sir, have no idea what you're talking about.

  • lol this guy is a good troll

  • "I know that most of you liberal defeatocrat latte sipping new york time reading butt sex having pedaphile pedakilling democrats uh... it's about all you got, you aint got none of the facts so you just resort to calling names. I'm just asking for once in your miserable foul philthy venal(?) vile lives just don't go down that road." Really? you just let out a tirade of insults to ask people not to insult you? And you thought that would work?

  • Billy Bob, why is it that you don't understand the Bible? In it, you'll see that Jesus, in Matthew 7:5 quite clearly says says, "You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye." In other words, when you ask people to stop name-calling, you can't turn around recite a litany of names towards those with whom you may disagree. Your view of Christianity makes Jesus weep.

  • Why is that whenever these insane feral people emerge into our consciousness they come out talking like a cracker and have..always..these weird dark eyes? Roy Zimmerman ran this man down to a place in Massachusetts where he lives.

    I am sure all would agree: the state of massachusetts simply could not produce a man like this.

  • You are asking people to keep it simple, yet you address a person simply on their sexuality etc. How is that keeping it civil? You could of said, welcome people, after all, that is what they are. Telling someone they have a lousy foul life is hardly being civil either. Your definition of being civil only extends to name calling and swearing? You have a very limited understanding of what being civil is, it seems.

  • BillyBob, you need to spell into theze ne-ga-ros minds about the anti-christ being the new pedo bear!!!!

  • Amen billy bob

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  • Okay... umm..., as requested, I am going to be as civil on this as I possible can, so...: There comes a time in most people's lives, when it might be a wise decision to head one's own advice... so may I suggest... these insulting, self-righteous attitude... just bag it up, would you?

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  • I bet if the camera were to pan a few degrees to the right we'd see a couple of poor boys Billy Bob kidnapped from the truck stop chained to the wall.

  • I sodomized your mom

  • This guy is gold. Well done, sir, well done!

  • Hows that basement working out for you? Only a red neck who can't get any pussy but the hog in the barn. Fucking retard, we should take your voteing rights away.

  • this guy is really cute. small teeth. makes it easier to slide it in.

  • Pure. Comedic. Genius. High Five.

  • this guy is really cute. small teeth. makes it easier to slide it in.

  • it's a reincarnation of eddie cantor. just look at those eyes.

  • @sherwoodbreedrough -Just because our redeemer friend has 'banjo eyes' does not diminish the validity and preciousness of his message. Go forth and make no more rash comparisons lest ye be judged your own self.

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  • Your points are invalid and ill based.

  • I think this guy is a fucking troll, but, one of the best trolls!

  • I'm not quite sure how someone can aim for Christian humility and shoot hypocrisy right in the bull's eye.

  • God teir troll. Well done, sir.

  • Not the GURL HOMOS!!! And the gurls that used to be guys that... uuh... eh...

    You are a name caller yourself, you silly man you. I don't have a fowl life. I enjoy my buttsecks!

  • If God didn't intend for us to masturbate, He would've made our arms shorter.

  • wow, you're more of a hypocrite than I thought.

  • Billy Bob, now you are bad to bone! Stop harassing these simple folk. They just haven't found our Lord and Maker the way we have. That don't mean that they're gonna burn in Hell or anything of that sort. You've had a bad day, haven't you, Son? Now just read your Bible, say your prayers and kiss your Mama goodnight. Our work is done here.

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  • @atleten1 Oh grow up! BBN is just doing his act, Man. What's wrong with you people?  Are you all twelve?

  • I see many replies from angry buttsex having sodomites. Maybe if yall put down yur meth pipe you'd see your homo ways are leading ya strait to hell! Accept Jesus into yur lives

  • I followed you until about 1.11 when you started cussing... right after telling us (the viewers) that there was no need for cussing

  • I have to call Bravo Sierra on this character. He's pulling our chain. He slings "communists, socialists, anarchists, homos...the mexicans from all over... buttsecks-having pedophiles...your miserable foul filthy vile lives" and in the same breath "there's no need to call people names". Brilliant satire of a doublethink neocon.

  • YOU'RE KIND OF OLD TO BE TROLLING AREN'T YOU? GO GET A JOB FUCKER.

  • @iLussian don't cuss, boy

  • @BillyBobNeck LOL I WILL AFTER MOW MY LAWN FUCKING RED NECK.

  • your kinda cute when your tellin me what to do ;)

  • @ThEuNdYiNg1 mrs. neck said she gonna back trace that comment and y'all better watch yer butt

  • @BillyBobNeck

    lol, i like it kinky

  • @BillyBobNeck THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER E THE SAME.

  • @BillyBobNeck do you and mrs. neck like to swing?

  • @BillyBobNeck back trace? YOU'S TROLLIN'!!! does this mean that shelley the republican is trolling as well? i feel so cheated... i really needed that hate...

  • @ThEuNdYiNg1 i think he wants to apply for Rupauls drag show for the next season possibly they will give him a makeover :)

  • @ThEuNdYiNg1 WATCH OUT HES SENDING THE CYBER POLICE AFTER YOU!!!!!!!

  • Guys this guy's channel is obviously a joke. Just chill out and laugh at the ignorance of america that he is impersonating.

  • "the..the...girl homos!?!?"

    lololololololololol

  • Are you really that dumb or are you just trolling?

  • its always fun when people with an iq under 60 think they can make a proper point and a workable argument on youtube, wich always results in the world laughing at them

  • @Zuurkool1 and y'all done a real good job proving it

  • @BillyBobNeck

    because it's satire, i know.

    unfortunatly there are plenty of people out there who mean the things you say, that's why it's so hard to see satire

  • @BillyBobNeck LOLZ!

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  • @siankane

    wow, such language... we can see who's the "white trash" now... what a ridiculous term anyway, you gotta be american to think of a term like that

  • @Zuurkool1 Sorry Dude, I didn't realize that you were from Holland. Maybe you don't get that this is comedy. I retract my "white trash" language. It was ridiculous, I agree. I think there's a Swede on board here who is equally fooled by my friend Billy Bob! BBN is the finest satirist on the Tube! Cheers and no hard feelings!

  • @siankane

    well my first response, the one you were probably reacting to was indeed me not realising he was not serious. i already made a second reply saying i found out its satire but that it is indeed hard to see through it when you don't know him. but allright, no hard feelings. cheers

  • @Zuurkool1 This has to be a joke, its to stupid, no one can be that fucking dumb. Its a colbert report. Its fake. This guy if real would be a funny talk show host. BTW FUCK GOD. I love to be anti religious.. FUCK JESUS

  • @edteach2u - You'll pay for such temerity and brash assumptions, young man. These are endtimes and the clock is ticking down. Go forth and redeem yourself lest your blasphemous and fornicating ways condemn you to the pits of h-e-l-l.

  • @Zuurkool1 if you think this is serious you have an iq under 60.

  • @Zuurkool1 which is what he WANTS, since he is a comedian, & this is a parody...

  • @supremes70sstyle

    i know, i know, i know... it was about 3 months ago i found out this was actually parody

  • @xXMrGreenEyes24Xx LOL Epic.

  • Billy Bob Neck

    I like men and i am a guy. Men are just so much cuter and way more handsome. You should try being gay some time it is fun. Nothing like having a strong man in your life to hold you tight.

  • @MrNumber87 that's cuz y'all don't know the loving embrace of Jesus

  • Dorchester, MA... I guess redneck be everywhere haha

  • I find it ridiculous how when describing situations when you should "back it up", this narrow minded fuck puts accepting homosexuality next to full out war. And if you're trying to be a good Christian as your argument for this... THERE IS NO FUCKING GOD. NOW STOP WORRYING

  • @TheEhcdbma cuss, cuss, cuss - that's the only argurment you got

  • Who gave this thing a computer?

  • @kiraownsurmom11 i think y'all is talking to yersef in the third person

  • People are so naive considering it to be for real , When clearly its a joke. wtf with you ppl, funny to read you arguing, making clowns of yourself -.-

  • This is brilliant! "Ain't no need to be name callin'" followed by a string of vile defamatory epithets. "Go down the road of goodness," after you unload all the prejudice had me cracking up. You, my good sir, are either a satirical genius or the most backwoods inbred mouth-breather ever born. My turban is off to you, sir.

  • wait time out he said lets be civil and no name calling yet he is trying to trash everyone? you are not being counter active. (wait let me rewind) aint no name for cussing, aint no name for name calling. around 1:10 give or take.

  • @ChicagoMusic hush up, homo