How to Survive a Zombie Attack

[ChickenLOL9000]

Um, you don't know whether it's gonna be a fast running zombie until you see one.

[MrZombieKicker]

Dude screamed like ah Bitch.

[bobocan17]

The Picture of the so called ''Bolt action rifle" apeears to be a Lever action.

[WisteriaWolf]

The guy was asking to be a zombie by having one behind him, head intact, within grabbing range. Should have followed his own rules

[V0rhees21]

3:46 thats a lever-action rifle

[sapinou96]

There is a way to kill a zombie with a blowgun if you shoot it in the spinal cord it's like you decapitated it but it will not be the best option over weapon such as crossbow a ballistic knife or a throwing weapon with the ability to pierce the skull or damage the spinal cord and last but not least stun gun or other electrical weapon work well since the only thing remanning fully functional are the brain the muscles and the nerve system. I hope you read this.Have a nice day.

[sapinou96]

Really nice video however you forgot something in some fiction zombies are attracted by bright light so i would recommend to turn of your flash light when there is to many zombie to fight

the most important aspect with that is you can use it as an advantage for example you can put a glowing stick right next to a gas tank den set it on fire at the right time or you can simply throw it in some environmental hazard like a chasm an electrical fence and many other. see next comment

[undeadsoldier234]

For a gun i would recommend a ruger .22 rifle and a .22 handgun. .22 ammunition is very plentiful and these guns are fairly light and easy to use

[undeadsoldier234]

not a machete



[ikesuder]

If I was in a zombre Apocolapse I would go find fps russia

[Kaipadilla1224]

@ikesuder you and 99.99% of his subcribers lol, even he only have so many guns :)

[exstar4850]

He screamed like a girl

[animevampire161]

I was Scared When the Zombie Got up and atacked the guy i Jumped

[doombybbr]

oh and always shoot a dead body in the head.(and never let it out of your sight)

[Poodleinacan]

@jurassicpark4ever Nope, I didn't read it

[Poodleinacan]

3:34 that's a Kurky, not a machete

[jurassicpark4ever]

@Poodleinacan did you read the comments left by the uploader like 3 moths ago, they are up there ↑

if you didn't notice, so don't try to act smart without looking at the comments first..

[danielbirds]

he screamed like a girl. (not that there is anything wrong with girls)

[Blackstarentertainer]

Doc screamed lk a beyatch

[PennanJr]

If you get bit in the foot couldn't you just cut it off?

[nuclearghost001]

I doubt zombies will ever come but no one can be certain

[daredog8]

luckily i am Canadian, and it is a fact that zombies dislike eating Canadians due to the high concentrations of maple syrup in our blood stream

[HeartBronkenAngel]

8:39 nah that's jst someone on their monthly xD

[mandikan2398]

couldnt even follow his own rules

[mandikan2398]

false macchetes r horrible u have to constantly sharpen them DONT try it

[ucanthinkofaname]

Lol I knew the guy at the background was going to infect the scientist dude

[gothica063]

@ucanthinkofaname  me to lol

[rerun20001]

Who else was just waiting for that guy to get up in the background?

[MrJaden318]

wat if i make my own ammo for the shot gun and use the gun powder just right and design my slugs to fly straighter less scattered then normal, then would a shot gun be affective at longer range then piont blank range?

[superyesman86]

this guy is a genius besides leaving a dead corpse behind him

[Rjones211]

That was a lever action Rifle hahaha not bolt :) just point that out

[legolegend777]

lol at 9:02

[Kaidus4ce]

Those who follow the rules last longer than those who don't

[RollinThunder45100]

thats not a machete its a kukri

[ttjolly]

also conservatively I counted at least 12 seconds where you could have gotten away of course I realize this is not meant to be 100% realistic

[ttjolly]

there's one thing you forgot the zombie upon sensing prey they let out the hellish moan. for it to be able sneak up on you would be extremely hard even if you were inept to it moving.

Other than that you did a great job.

[666KjP]

this shit fuckin smart!! cant wait till there is one

[manman122333]

You got a doctor that looks like Kurt Kobain, Tom Petty mix, silent bob who keeps dying, and an Asian guy...

[hybridkamilos]

Who else suspected rite away the guy would get up and eat the doc?

[kilburry]

rip off! from the zombie survival guide

[erikpreston]

@kilburry please check the description as it does state that it is based off the book.

[nubemuffin]

guys if there is going to be a zombie apocalypse you have nothing to worry about. There is a 99.99% chance that you will in fact be a zombie and not a survivor. If this percentage still worries you then you should never ride in a automobile again.

[jaknife99]

Thats a khukri.  not exactly a machete.

[erikpreston]

@jaknife99 yah- we had a prop malfunction prior to shooting this scene (fake machete broke). i should have re-written that part of the script before we shot it w/ the dialogue.

[jaknife99]

@erikpreston Its fine.  But if you say Khukri remind everyone to sacrifice a goat and wash it in its blood so they gain its blessing. :P

[kirbyrules2000]

pardon me, but i think its blunt OBJECTS... not weapon... =)

[stonertalk420]

@kirbyrules2000 an object is a weapon when used for that intent :P

[EV5852]

When chuck norris bites a zombie it becomes a human again

[mikeysdevilish]

The Post Zombie Apocalypse Support group on face book! check it out.

[RAYtheIMAN]

lol fail. Dr. Von Snitser. VON is used i n the MID NAME and Dr. ? Dr. of what. oh and IS THAT A GOLF SHIRT. if you want people to learn this point make a video saying HEY heres a cool channel all about zombies go check it out.

[bulldawgbuzz]

Someone has probably mentioned this already, but that is a kukri. Not a machete.

[prototype6828]

Haha... Bill nye da zombie guide!!!

[feakystarwarsguy8000]

lol

[TheSourpatchKING]

Let me expose a myth shotguns DON'T spread that far apart.there are different chokes.nice video though

[ilkad101]

7:58 so alot of people are still using cars during a zombie apocalypse a?

[LongArmProductions]

@ilkad101 most likely they would be trying to escape the area

[bianqui92]

lol!! i can't focus watching and listening to the lab guy cuz i always have the feeling that the corpse behind him will rise anytime soon XD

[subwayeatpoop]

You know Max Brooks made that book for fun and jokes.

Solanum is a virus for tomatoes and potatoes.

[ffxt10alex]

i restarted the blood bath part twice. not bloody enough. zombies can sense where to bite. it would go for a splattery artery kill. OM Nom Nom, tastes like tomato and iron!!!

[megaloltown]

no fire ,we all think fire is deadly but it isnt to zombies the one thing you dont want is a zombie chasing you, the one thing you deffinetly dont want is a zombie chasing you while on fire, i could do a better guide than this and im 16.

[braseldazzle]

i got 2 slingshots and 10000 marble metal things that can crack and kill a skull for a zombie and totally silent and il use a 22 pistol since its very quiet at a range and if im out of slingshot ammo

[Thatdoesntcostmoney]

@janX9 actually it's called A Kukri knife :)

[skaterboy10992]

@statorix youre an idiot don't speak unless you know what you're talking about

[MrBiggens100]

i liked the part when he died

[statorix]

you cant place the gun directly on his head or anywhere on his body because it will blow up in your hand dumbass. but other than that i liked your video

[janX9]

3:34 That's not a machete it's a gurkha.

[deathclock420]

@janX9 gurhka was the army that used it its a kukri smart one

[JamesMorthon]

You taught us everything and you coudn't handle it?

[FilipePhoenix]

Sometimes, Chuck Norris let zombies bite him, so their minds can become clear again.

Then he gives a lecture about how weak they were, letting the zombies get them and stuff.

Soon, they die from shame. For real.

[RememberReach100]

Element 115 "Uum" will be the death of us.

[kingchase111]

its not a machete its a kukuri

[maxaslagolis]

I agree with crowbar

[faatima32]

Is this ReAL???

[thezombiereviwer]

I love the music in the beginnning.

[dellstudio10]

If you need zombie training, just play COD Black Ops.

[cripin2021]

oh, also, no one wants to hear a grown man scream like a little girl lol

[cripin2021]

@ 7:58 next time film in a quiet part of an urban area, where there arent any cars.

[RandyGentry69]

epic bitch scream

[gunslinger1911a1]

That's a Lever action rifle you tool. If you're gonna make a video like this, get your facts and pictures straight. And stop ripping the Zombie Survival Guide off. It's been done to death.

[mightymeatify]

Also,I would rub myself with carcasses so I would smell like a zombie becuz zombies best scent is smell. Also, the infection could spread to animals and make the woods a deathtrap. A gun is a luxury because without a silencer is a zombie attractor. A gun is also ranged so the entire point is to avoid zombies RIGHT???? So melee weapons are a much better choice. Melee weapons can quickly stop a zombie or make it alot less dangerous.

[cripin2021]

@mightymeatify just be sure to plug your nose, as the smell of decomposing organic material activates the gag reflex. in a high intensity situation, rapid breathing & gagging together can be disatrous.

[mightymeatify]

Wrong! An urban area will give you lots of space to move and contains more supplies especially ammo. You would have a higher chance of finding a companion as well. Still a great vid

[cripin2021]

@mightymeatify what's even better than an urban area is a rural area, like where i live

[superyesman86]

@cripin2021 i live in a small town surrounded by huge mountain. if they attack mytown im gettting in my truck, putting up my confederate flag and shooting the crap out of zombies

[funkytown489]

and hide yo kids hide yo wife and hide yo husband because these zombies raping everybody up in here

[itzchucknorris1]

FAG!!!!!!!!!

[MegaBloodspill]

you cant act smart your not!!!! asshole guns are not need limited bullets and limited usefulness and thats y YOU die

[MegaBloodspill]

you cant act smart your not!!!! asshole guns are not need limited bullets and limited usefulness

[headache888]

sounds like the book "zombie survival guide" =)

[GunsNRoses2302]

@HAWX234 dude chuck Norris just needs to look at them and they'll blow up to bits, nevertheless touch em? And plus zombies won't be chasing him, he'll be chasing the zombies

[Lakaman13]

Lol he fails

[KiLlErKrAcKPrOd]

ok

[MrAwesome692]

ok

[lochlandb]

you got dead people in your house and they snatching your people up so hide your kids hide your wifes also a fully automatic rifle can only fire on bullet at a time but at a faster rate

[DozyNoiseOfEcocamp]

@lochlandb and hide your self because they're killing everybody out here...

[lochlandb]

you got dead people in your house and they snatching your people up so hide your kids hide your wifes

[PostMobb207]

a escape just jump off the platform onto the rail way the grid of the city would probably off allowing you to escape without fearing electacution and the odds of getting cornerd would be almost impossible eseeing as railways are pretty much devoid of obstacles

[PostMobb207]

i think it easy to survive a zombie apocalypse the rules just change depending on your enviroment i live in a city most people chose to get out of the i would chose this decrease the chance of encountering a hostile group of survivors and this will sound odd but go to a trian platform now this would be my option for two reason one train platforms around my location tend to have heavy steel doors if you can lock these doors this makes it rather difficult for a zombie to attack you in the case of

[breakerace6]

blades are a waste of time and energy. It takes years to perfect the use of a katana, rapier, or any long sword. And WHEN it breaks are you gonna just take a trip to the local master black smith to forge you a new one? not to mention that the weight of a usable sword is considerably high so you better be a fitness guru if you want to swing one for more than a minute. the truth is if this shit happens most everyone is going to die, either by zombies or other survivors who want what you have.

[jiju6663]

@nazizombies4real yup,I mean,if you just found one,and had no idea of how to use it,it would be useless

haha good for you,if there is ever a zombie apocalipsis,I'll try to find you lol xD

[jiju6663]

@nazizombies4real only if you know how to use it,'cause you have to keep the blade sharp,but cutting bones is hard,and it would be pretty much unusable with 40-50 zombies,or so,without knowing how to use it

[jiju6663]

@nazizombies4real yes...a mother****** long machete....xD

[jiju6663]

but the japanese blade(the katana) is one of the long time worst weapon,if you use it incorrectly it'll start to not cut bones,and later not cut anything so ANYTHING but a katana,guys

[PostMobb207]

what are the top items u would use for a zombie attck i would use only 6 a 1.Backpack to carry ammo a 2.Handgun a Glock or a M1911 would be perfect  3.a Vest like a riot vest 4.Water and canned food Tuna,Corn ect 5.A radio never know if theres survivors looking for help and 6.Map

[lordskyller]

Well, just get enough gas, modify your car, buy an AK 47 with enough rounds and make sure some friends do this to.

If everything else fails, make sure to keep 1 bullet, you will rather be dead than undead...

[badfart43]

I saw the end comming

[mrusername09]

who would go stealth? are you afraid of the zombies??? i would dual wield miniguns and just kill all the zombies, they would be scarred of me and i would be the one chasing them, the zombies would run away! XD

[EhSteve8690]

@mrusername09 Problem is, you'd waste ammo and good luck getting two miniguns, let alone one. A crowbar gives the same results. Plus, zombies can't be scared.

[AetherStorm923]

Dead BOdies in your House:

If you have a dead body in your house make sure you have a good sight of it and that it is in a locked room.

Dont't have it in you back or else you will die giving tips of survival.

[albinomonkey27]

@AetherStorm923 or stabbed its head

[HAWX234]

Chuck norris can kill a zombie by touching it

[ExpertOfSound]

@HAWX234

Me too :D

It was standing on the edge of a cliff, so I touched it.

[SuperShamme]

@HAWX234 please all he gotta do is think of it dieing

[HAWX234]

@SuperShamme true true

[hamstrojones]

@HAWX234 chuck Norris just looks at a zombie and it dies...

[HAWX234]

@hamstrojones i put that before but i deleted it and put my other one

[albinomonkey27]

@HAWX234 no just thinking about it

[MrGeek314]

@HAWX234 Not just by touching it. He can kill them by thinking about them.

[emilko62]

@HAWX234 dont you mean by looking them?

[schleimghul]

@HAWX234 zombies die by biting or grabbing chuck norris anyway.....

[Ballisticbob517]

@HAWX234 when chuck norris bites zombies, they become infected and transform into cotton candy

[SnappleFactsRock]

@HAWX234 no no...when a zombie bites chuck norris it becomes human again

[RAYtheIMAN]

@HAWX234

to bad hes DEAD, ok, he dead, the family name is dead, ok, nobody has the last name Norris, ok, shut it.

[14lolful]

@RAYtheIMAN i am bill norris

[crapedmahpants]

@HAWX234 No he kills it by thinking about it

[idonthinksodude1]

actualy a zombie can still walk after you with more than 3/4 of their brain gone a single bullet wont do zombies in their later state wouldnt be able to hear much see much but they can actually smell from a mile away the the body is softer in its later states so a blunt object say a baseball bat is good in a wide area water is not likely tobe turned off the nationhas power reserves in this event also in the later hours of your soon zfication talking will soon turn to grumbles or grunts not bad!

[Mrin4mant]

this is retarded i mean i didn't have to watch this but and this is only 1 point the shotgun is underrated why does everyone think all a shotgun does is spread?!?! they have slugs for'em

[crimsonxsecret]

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[raf1416]

This type of knife is called a Kukri. It's actuallycloser to a dagger than to a machete.And can cut about anything in a single whack

[MrBillbocket]

lol nice scream at end!

[CharleiMcCharlz]

Hahahaha a blow gun. xD 

[defeatisiminent]

Who the hell would use a blow gun against a zombie?

[Doz06]

love his scream hjaha

[TheJoker7734]

Thats a Gurkha. Not a Khurl knife, not a machete

[max465t]

alot of these line are from the zombie survival guide eh?

[diamondking1308]

Good video form of th zombie survival guide :)

[ryan62468]

This guy would be the first to die, what a noob. lol

[gTauTomaTisch]

GAY!! 9:00

[Chocolatemilkpassion]

Looking like a badass is just as important :X

[gtamythmaster43]

0:44 "The walking dead" also know more commonly as a "Liberal voter".

:D

AmIright?

[ewet8]

I think the Book was acually missing some common sense, but it was good all in all.

[mynameisCloverLynx]

The book ruled.

[RL968]

OWND!

[10blissfulshadow1]

Voodoo zombie are black magic Its in zombie survival guide

[ShadowShot96]

haha he did follow the rules and he got his ass eaten. just git tons of guns and youll be fine

[ROOKIE451]

my fav part is where he dies thumbs up if u agree

[MetallicaPuppets1]

I NEW IT I NEW SOMETHIS WAS GOING TO HAPEN WITH THAT ZOMBIE

[bonkweef]

Lol nice

[miakiro]

we just took tips on someone who has JUST died by a zombie.. we wont live long

[Rhonin09]

... fail... you never keep a corpse that still has its head... unless it has a bullet hole in it.

[maddcrazycow]

79 zombies watched this video

[Zero54]

nice!

[TheFunky333]

lol actualy if you wear more clothes then the lesser is the change to get infected and btw if u wear less clothes then u freeze to death unless it's summer lol

[zeromaster212]

nicely done. There's a lot of guides that look cheaply made (like ones that little kids make. ie: the kids and explaining why a scythe is a good choice for a weapon for a zombie attack)

[17seventySIX]

I have 125 acres in the hills of Santa Barbara California surrounded by BLM land....Would anybody be willing to help create a safe place to live, grow food, shelter, I have much knowledge but can't do it alone....Any suggestions from people out there? Any body in LA or San Fransisco with no where to go if the SHTF? We could even go underground.

[Viper52698]

i persosonal know all of the info you said but you forgot to travil in groups

[OverdoseIndustries]

i dont have the book in front of me but it sounds exactly as if he is reading line for line the book "How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse" by Max Brooks

[RainbowzandRazorz]

unfortunately for us brits its not a common sight for people to either have guns or gun shops so we're stuck with hand to hand, luckily for me my dad does medieval re-enactment so I'll have alot of swords, axes, shields, crossbows whatever :P

[randomthingsrule101]

77 zombies dont like this

[ironhidewatson]

a love the touch of Dr. Logan from Day of the Dead youv given the character

[IndianNipple]

there are cars drving WTF

[LongArmProductions]

@IndianNipple people will try to escape during th efirst fiew hours

[juggernot1556]

suscribe to me please i got good zombie ideas

and gear and movies

[ajpenguinie4]

it was kinda boring...but you saved it at the end

[jackass311]

the 76 dislikes were zombies...

[4EvMetal]

Also wear leather and denim...

[MrTank116]

@4EvMetal to look badass lol

[JollyJMProductions]

the zombie survival guide is all true, not the zombies from like l4d theyre just like infected humans, and totally fictional plus if you watch this one special feature on zombieland they talk about how they are just infected not like zombie zombies but l4d and zombieland are awesome

[Kikasume1]

Zombies are very sexual creatures ...hence the moaning...

[dragonkarol]

oh y can cut of the arm

[left4deadsparta23]

@dragonkarol thats a good & bad idea cause it can disable the abitly to grab and its funny to kill it with fist but it mostly doest do anyting if you want to you know kill it with your bair fist thats a good idea but in most ways you just get turned into a undead by a bunch armless morrons

[SluggoNick]

lol u got pwnd at the end

[joshncody]

i read the book and this film is amateurish at best it would have been a lot better if max brooks was teaching instead of this douchbag mother fuck

[Necro910]

@joshncody Amen.

[crazysniperkid]

if swine flu was just eeew sick maybe tiger flu could be like nemesis sick lol

[DMoore6977]

That's a khuri knife not a freakin machete

[xZibeGx]

@DMoore6977 Kukri knife* :)

[LykosRex]

@DMoore6977 Now THIS is a knife...