Valve Portal 2 Demo, In-Game Footage

[XQavvsome]

i finished installing portal 2 on my pc

and on the end it send tank you for buying postal 2

[evan31198]

I think la nore is a hell lot better than this

[HaloFanRedvsBLue12]

@evan31198 Jesus crist people. Your going onto a PUZZLE game video to compare it to a FPS game!? Thats just sad.

[TifgoCS2]

@evan31198 I think rubix cube is a hell lot better than my hairbrush

[xELECTRIFYINGx]

is portal 2 a shooter

[Travaillons]

@xELECTRIFYINGx It's something better.

Instead of shooting bullets. You shoot quantum space holes.

YESSSSS!

[KatieSexyBabez]

wtf i think my bf wants to date my friend after our threesome

[marc2377]

"I pay the bills here. I can talk about the control group all damn day!"

[kermix]

even idiots will like this game because you can buy hats just like TF2

[cooldude15k]

@LawrenceLugar1 Dumbass.. "Portal to another world", take my advice and don't ever get this game

[SammyBoy328]

@LawrenceLugar1 - Youuuu idiot.

[SirBlue3719]

@LawrenceLugar1 lol u serious? another world? dude its called "PORTAL" for a reason, you create portals with your "cannon" to go to another place not another world lol

[bloots23]

game art

[thugproofclips]

i really dont understand what makes this game good.looks wierd

[aPyroKirby]

@thugproofclips Play it.

[necrokiksaz]

boringgggggggggggggggggggggg puzzle solvings for grandma.. go play hoyle while your at it...now let the nerd rage begin ..first to start callin people trolls has no gf and buck teeth.

[TheRealReverence]

@necrokiksaz then why did you watch this video?

[RandomBoxTV]

@necrokiksaz But you are indeed a troll.

Which means the BEST way to fight you is to /IGNORE.

/IGNORE

[ocarrace]

HAHAAHAHAH SHE JUMPED!

some retarted crowd!

nice game tough

[smberkzerk09]

This game makes me want to jizz in my pants

[gundampro81]

bad game i dont pay 1 euro...

[AlexBestGTA]

@gundampro81 Fail troll is fail,this game is epic,if ur retarded and cant solve puzzles,then go back playng cod

[Wep0n]

@AlexBestGTA why do you bother? He prolly can't afford anything ,thats why he stated he wont pay 1€ for it :D

[coms758]

@gundampro81 You sir, are the biggest mistake of world. Have you ever played Portal 1?

[coms758]

@gundampro81 Also have you read the Portal 2 : Lab Rat comic?

[iTutorial0]

@gundampro81 LOL UNsucefull troll

[studioCR2]

Thumbs up for that limp laugh during the Blue Propultion Gel bit at 2:57

[MrCappyIce]

u all peeps who do not own this yet.. buy it.. the game is worth it .!

[SuperWiiBros08]

God adudio quiality! thanks!

[xXxRoflCopterZxXx]

666 likes :O

[MrViele83]

i hope thw cave johnson map equipement like boxes and buttons were not put into the full version

[XxelfyxX1]

wheatly "ok what your doing there is jumping"

Audience "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[NiceGuy1405]

who do yo play as in portal 2 singleplayer? are we still Chell?

[cda2369]

@NiceGuy1405 we think so.

[MADEbyISLI]

@NiceGuy1405 YES

[Deathlock257]

@NiceGuy1405

yes . your still the chick from the first

[aPyroKirby]

@NiceGuy1405 Chell, except she has a new look according to the Portal 2 Wikipedia page.

[kirielvids]

@aPyroKirby yeah. she has the orange jumpsuit tied around her waist now. because she was gonna have an entirely new wardrobe but they couldnt justify it in the context of the game and their idea looked really dumb to begin with.

[iDuffdabestweed]

so can someone tell me what this game is about?

[BleachShippuden1122]

@iDuffdabestweed In the first portal u were a test subject named Chell and u went through test to get CAKE and at the end u go against GlaDos and she Kinda Explodes and creates what Apeture Science looks like in portal 2

[playableproductions]

sounds like ricky gervais at the start

[kFLOYD86]

@playableproductions Its not Gervias its steven merchant he is ricky gervais' writing partner for the office and is with ricky on the the ricky gervais show podcasts.

[PSPDoCkK]

lol a highly anticipated rated E game...this is a landmark in America

[MazeMazzy]

Is this REAL game play, like stuff that's in the actual game, not just teaser game play? Cuz this is hilarious X3

I can't wait for the game to come out :D

love portal <3

[0Jass]

@MazeMazzy In game-footage..its in the title mate

[roryh50]

@MazeMazzy same im loosing sleep from excitement this is gona be awesome XD

[MazeMazzy]

@roryh50 Oh wow, I JUST now found your reply XD

I've gotten it and beaten it twice already, and I got most of the single player achivements done. all but two.

as fo co-op, I can't play because my brother is lame and won't play it with me, and the one friend who plays it doesn't get on much p;

[roryh50]

@MazeMazzy i actually was very disappointed with the game i thought it would be alot better :( im glad i only rented it

[MazeMazzy]

@roryh50 Well, I loved it p;

[HaloFanRedvsBLue12]

@roryh50 Well it's hard for Valve to meet peoples expectations when they set them to monstrous heights. Thats why they stopped giving public updates on Half life 2 Episode 3? To set NO expectations for people on said game.

[roryh50]

@HaloFanRedvsBLue12 but if you watch some of the videos before it came out some of the feathers arnt there

[FEAR709]

is this the ship half-life 2 episode 3 is going to take place

[BowlingAlleyProd]

@FEAR709 There wasn't even a ship in this video.

[EGPicturesStudios]

0:29

Jumping is another option by saying yes. I LUGHED ON THAT PART!! XD

[Nicroization]

wheatley (that orb shaped robot) is my favorite char in this game he's hilarious

[ratedrko666gmailcom]

is that fucking seth rogen at 2:30????

[ToeKnee0126]

10 people were part of the control group who got blue paint.

[iamafractal]

at least most of the other uploaders showed the whole thing... i don't know why these guys have to choose to cut off so much.

[wwefanvladislav]

man again no shadow of chell and no legs and body

[Dannyowen555]

@wwefanvladislav Gasp, no BODY? Let's give up this unique gameplay and amazing story and go play a generic war shooter because they have BODIES.

[wwefanvladislav]

@Dannyowen555 ok no body its not big proble,and shawod where is shadow,but anyway im gonna buy this

[mrcuddles100]

@wwefanvladislav spell check that shit kid

[wwefanvladislav]

@mrcuddles100 yo,just shut the fuck up

[mrcuddles100]

@wwefanvladislav ok sorry no proble

[raykrislianggi]

This is different than the 10 minute gameplay recently posted on youtube. Can anyone explain which one is the real gameplay? Or is this the continuation of the first 10 minutes?

[alfredoowns12]

Can't wait to buy it?

[HDComputerGaming]

Soo funny.

[smeldon714]

sounds like Stephen Merchant and J.K Simmons on voices.

[Tekami]

looks fantastic! hope Glados is still around though :D

[legendarylink1000]

@Tekami Oh she is. lol Don't worry.

[cristian2452]

PORTAL 2 OR PORTAL 2 MAP PACK?

[censor1934]

The second man is JK Simmons.

[alfredoowns12]

Damn. cant wait to torrent this.

[Easy2take]

@alfredoowns12 If you like the game, show the respect for developers and buy it!

[TechnoL33T]

@Easy2take I wish I could. Valve is the best.

[SVFreedomFighters]

@alfredoowns12 can't wait to torrent you.

[TheAaron2096]

the guy who talks about the mantis men kinda sound like general knox off of boarderlands

[cyksl]

I don't wanna see! x(

[EmpKazbar]

That man's voice in the second half of the video kind of sounds like Bill

[alberto9911]

my pants are wet *.*

[the12221]

Looks pretty amazing to me! :D

[hrabia99332]

hahahahah epic :D

[floodiastus]

Stephen Merchant!!!! If Karl Pilkington is the end boss, my mind is gonna fry.

[FrosChannel]

Game of the Year.

[victoroos]

hmm, I didn't followed it all, but they are pic

[ApertureJanitor]

@pe580 When I said "Duk" I meant Duke. C;

[Hope4BestPlan4Worst]

now I began to think that delaying HL2E3 was a good move, I cant imagine it with these destructive at the begining... n portal looks amazing btw

[NosAway]

@Hope4BestPlan4Worst What destructive? You dont make any sense.

[leftyrighty96]

Wait... does Chell pass up the front door-as she's trying to escape? 2:11-2:36. Was it locked, maybe?

[Steelhawk92]

Is that Stephen Merchant?

[Lyricalias]

@Steelhawk92

Yep.

[claimmedead]

the test has started.

[Shuda51]

YOU CUT OFF THE BEST LINE! NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[studioCR2]

2:57 who else heard that rather limp and lonley laugh?

[kennyozakie]

cant w8 to torrent this amg its gonna b so much funz

[Jonesto222]

Yea I agree with leftfordead2thepassing exept instead of sliting there throats ima sit down and wait for valve to finish the game

[Zaptagious]

What does he say after "... that's the proper reaction to being told that you've got..."?

[fugor001]

GLaDOS... ;( I miss her voice so much

[studioCR2]

@fugor001 Shes still there anyway.

[cybercobra2]

@fugor001 this es at the very start of the game. you know when she isnt waken up yet?

[cooldude1886]

that was surprisingly funny

[crbn64]

fight those mantis men

[iiGerardoii]

another masterpiece of Valve Software.

[sirdownloadsalot]

The voice of J. Jonah Jameson? Fucking Pefect!

[requieminadream]

Looks hilarious.

[whcodered]

YAY new lighting/shadow engine! (especially noticeable when room is faling apart around 1:15)

[Zezimahater1]

Omfg its gorgeous! Has anyone else noticed how much better the lighting is in portal 2? Its as good as Unreal Engine 3 now!

[R1kuTakao]

This game is going to be flatout funny just like the first.

[Chigokai1080]

Hahaha YES! Can't wait! Love Stephen Merchant and it looks like the jokes are evem more amazing.

[zashbot]

fuck it i'm preordering

[enzofall]

Josh sent me here

[iseaall1205]

Stephen Merchant voicing?!?!

[tomroxelf]

@iseaall1205 Yeah, he's fantastic. :)

[Veggie449]

Refusing to say "Apple".

Trolling Mac? :D

[rmysterio80]

@Veggie449 what?

[KINGof100KINGs]

@Veggie449 he probably have windows os!!! :P:P:P

[WilipichinXD]

I dont want DOTA 2 i WANT Half Life EP3

[TheDan0o9]

@WilipichinXD im sorry to say but episode 3 wont be released for another 9001 years

[ranjasgel]

this shit will be something , something big! trust me! valve allways do awesome stuff

[qwasd0r]

TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY!

[OhRishtopher]

I'm so hyped for this, I cannot wait!

[Deathbreak911]

GOTY.

[Koppis1337]

@Deathbreak911 Skyrim

[Deathbreak911]

@Koppis1337 Oh, you mean Oblivion dumbed down. Yea it's not winning many awards.

[Koppis1337]

@Deathbreak911 Skyrim

[KINGof100KINGs]

@Deathbreak911 ?? gotyyyy

[frenZy6200]

@KINGof100KINGs Game Of The Year

[KINGof100KINGs]

@frenZy6200 ohh..!! ^^

[mariofan101]

this sounds like the guy who does the Barkley's Ads

[KingDiamondHead]

@mariofan101

It is.

[AdamDuffield]

@mariofan101 It is :P

[Tenn1502]

Elder Scrolls V?

Yah, we'll see.

[ApertureJanitor]

@Tenn1502 It sure is gonna be a great year for games; portal, Duk and Elder, Jesus Christ

[PerunaCommando]

this game is gonna rock my mind

[TheSecondWaterman]

When did you get in the booth? I went in around 12:00 PM Saturday.. the free shirt valve gave out is nice.

[HotHardwareVids]

@TheSecondWaterman - we were there around 11:30 on Sat. And yeah, love the shirt. :)

[St4rdog]

Looks awesome.

[westsidepride69]

Fuckin Stephen Merchant being witty as hell.

[Zhucci]

cant here you over the sound of SKYRIM

[MHGenesis]

This doesn't look like a game, it looks like a movie...

[LeagueOfLeqends]

The logo design on the cube is a total nod to DHARMA INITIATIVE

[LittleSnipes]

@LeagueOfLeqends the maker of lost and gabe are buddies

[Helmutlozzi]

That's so awesome!! Love his voice!

[JJnnaatt]

HA HA HA HA HA *CLAP*

No... not really...

[Anonysolid]

GOTYAY

[Protoman85]

Hell yeah, JK SIMMONS!!

[MHGenesis]

Can't wait.

[SnoweyMan111]

Apple sucks!

[MHGenesis]

@SnoweyMan111

Yes, you're right!

[ShrewdGentleman]

Fuck, this is awesome. Can't wait.

[RaynesX]

I hate his stupid voice, so annyoing.

[poopdogtaco]

@RaynesX The voice makes it even more awesome. Go play Cowadoody if you prefer "realism"

[jetsal]

@poopdogtaco

Who the heck was talking about realism? He just hates that European robot's voice. I don't like it either.

[RaynesX]

@poopdogtaco Realism? Did I even say I cared about that? I'm just saying, the voice will get annoying quick.

[tomroxelf]

@RaynesX Unfortunately for you, this game seems to be tailored to people who have some semblance of a sense of humour.

[macro2sancro]

this doesnt look like episode 3

[MrEduardKhil]

I hope it's better then Dragon age 2.

[FcukCensoredSht]

@MrEduardKhil WTF, you're comparing Portal 2 to Dragon Age II… *facepalm*

[dodo545545]

@MrEduardKhil IT IS

[nehomar2005]

This looks "inspired" on Borderlands robot.

[legendarylink1000]

@nehomar2005 You know, the original Portal came BEFORE Borderlands.

[nehomar2005]

@legendarylink1000 I mean the funny robot, not the game.

[OrdoMallius]

It can't be worse than DragonAge2

[d3nyd]

Press Space to say, "Game of the Year."

[P3RF3CTD3ATH]

Wow the dialogue is so funny. I'm definitely buying this game. The Source engine is looking much nicer. Whoever says Valve needs to make a new engine is an idiot because they clearly made it look really nice.