Zuiikin' English - Call an ambulance please...

[agulera1234]

lOL!!

[SlumberCloud]

Imagine if they went in there to the ER, stood up and did those dances? lol

[andvas1994]

Yeah....

[Gothyguy666]

I'm not giving you my car or my ambulance!!!!

[y2j1980x]

I'm just imagining a receptionist, at an English speaking nation's medical practice, looking up from her computer to greet a young Japanese tourist, who knows next to no English but who has memorized this tune because it has useful phrases, flapping her arms like a chicken as she announces to the medical practice she has a bad case of diahorrea. Brilliant song!

[TheEsteeben]

I will make this dance when i need an ambulance...... Sure!

[sanseg]

oh prety gals

[amillionminutes]

Penny silly?

[UnlacedProductions]

If I danced like that with a bad case of diarrhea, there'd be a bad case on my shoes...

[cryssibaby]

No one would believe me if I danced while saying, "I feel feverish and sluggish."

[Govadina]

Coran ambirans preese.

[KiannarratheDemon666]

i have to admit the phrase "is there anyone who speaks japanese" could be useful...

[an3ri]

I doubt anyone would take me seriously and call an ambulance if I asked for it like that. At least I wouldn't.

[depatricio]

I have a bad case of darrhea! I have a bad case of darrhea!

[1dopesikgringo]

i am allergic to penicillin? could they have put more L's in a sentence? why not just have them recreate the scene from a christmas story? fa ra ra ra raaa ra ra ra ra

[carmel1956]

C'est très étrange !

[meheartyoutubization]

@gregboyds

They r just people like u

What if someone said

Let gregboyds burn in hell! 😡

[TheSleyths]

Japanese women are only hot in anime u.u'

[HarleyAnimeFan]

@TheSleyths Anime! :DDDD

[liudengzhexp]

omg i can't speak english after watching this video

[KyuubiShawol]

i hear 'call an avalanche please'

[beccerz777]

I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA

[timpriddy73]

GANGSTA RAP

[eeveeace101]

Ha Ha but if you needed an ambulance you wouldn't be singing it

[Komkolzgrad]

*add to favorites* ahahahahah

[iAntrish24]

Fk Douge-ing, imma do this dance instead... next big thing

[weeblesan]

you could brain wash someone with this lol

[unediteable]

Flashmob... the entire thing. Lets.

[TheJMAN184]

2:06 I am allergic to babysitting

[wendyleung112]

oh, is "grammar mistakes" instead of "grammar wrongs"

[wendyleung112]

very funny==

our teacher find that there are grammar wrongs in these series of video...

but it may help us to remember some vocab==

[HerrDesMondes]

Why would you call an ambulance just because of diarrhea? And even it it was so bad you really needed an ambulance, then you probably wouldn't have to tell people you have one....

[Ascyltos]

0.28 - why does the man on the left have bicycle clips on his arms?!

[CodyMiller1000]

This video gives me a bad case of diarrhea

This video gives me a bad case of diarrhea

This video gives me a bad case of diarrhea

This video gives me a bad case of diarrhea

This video gives me a bad case of diarrhea

[AdamLambertAddict96]

"How many of this shit will I take?"

[6BloodyRoad9]

Do I have to move the hands when I say those things?

[TheCatChick]

That's actually a pretty good workout for your arms. (>^.^)>

[pilchardman101]

If your luggage smells really bad, you have a bad case of diarrhoea

[LightningEidolen]

XD I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA ? ... SERIOUSLY? LMFAOROFL

[Ryusennin]

Everlasting thanks to the Skillful Abbot.

[iamcrimsonspecter2]

How many of these shit I take? Will my urine cover today?

!!!!!

[gfdkuyr67ro78r7lyf]

Did anyone notice they wear german "Fraulein" tops!? Take that England!

[JustPureHabit]

They are doing the freaking ROBOT!

[outofmyvulcanmind22]

What the....

[sherickson]

If I go to Japan, I must first learn how to convey my bowel status and allergies- an-ii-wan hu can he-ru-p me?

[Chillycag]

i like the speed up. so funny :D

[chinesegongfumaster]

あばよ。。。

[Kampfwurst01]

why are they wearing dresses with "Fräulein" on it? That's german for Misses

[MrGimchi]

They are laboring under so called 'Nuked-Shock Syndrome' :(

[BarneyArr]

I love the fact that their tops have 'Fräulein' written on them too... That means something along the lines of 'Little Miss' in German xD

[Psykill3r]

I AM A LARGE ICK TO PENNY SILLY

[SuperStrangeSheepie]

To me it sounds like grabanappleandsqueeze

[TheKlipparn]

How many officers should take?

[ToysAndChocolates]

*still watching these beautiful skinny ladies speaking fluent English while wonderfully dancing in these amazing clothes*

[mjxshipton]

@ToysAndChocolates Is this sarcasm? Or are you the target audience?

[ToysAndChocolates]

@mjxshipton ...it's sarcasm.

[TheAlphafly]

This is the worst thing I've ever masturbate to.

No wait.

It's the best.

[gastonastore]

@TheAlphafly I know that feeling bro

[Jinxanator66]

why does it speed up in the end?

[Mist3rLemon]

This is a ridiculously specific situation... you're boned if there's the slightest variation in your predicament.

[Theuniquesquad]

this video fucken sucks hell yeah

[IceyKitten]

I am fearing beiberish an' luggage!

yeah, I'd be scared if Justin bieber were moving in next to me too...

[alynnidalar]

I like how half the time, I can't tell what they're trying to say until I look at the subtitles...

[CutiePie4325]

6 people have a bad case of diarrhea.

[hampsterstew1234321]

If they don't do this they get sent to a camp for "disruptive" citizens and are forced to listen to barney.

[EarlWheeler]

How am I supposed to dance like that when I need an ambulance?

[ElPayasoMalo]

Why the hell are the guys working out in an empty, dark dining room?

[Ilovebeingamomsomuch]

This is the most random thing I've ever seen in my life. Also the strangest.

[sbalogh53]

@Ilovebeingamomsomuch keep watching Japanese youtube videos.... it will get stranger

[heidishoshana]

I love how much trouble they have saying "allergic"

[sonicfan23]

I'd hate to have a good case of diarrhea!

[XRayCam]

Oh I miss Japan : )

[sonicfan23]

omg i just keep watching it... and i keep laughing

[thatguyontheright1]

call amberlamps please.

[NarutoXNani]

Oh Japan.

[KareKaren09]

Their suits are in German, isn't it?

[WhoopMQ]

@KareKaren09 Yes, they say "young lady"

[KareKaren09]

I am also allergic to penicillin. ZOMJ! I'm doing this dance!

[TobiShinobii]

In America, we dont an ambulence for a the runs. we take a tums, or drink pepto-bismul and keep eating

[Brittonbubba137]

Thumbs up if you first heard the "I have a bad case of diarrhea" on The King wants Ice Cream For Dinner.

[ZeldaTheoristb211]

1:59, Either they Zoomed In On That Girls T-Shirt Logo, or they just wanted to see something else.

[Linklic]

Earthquakes, earthquakes everywhere.

[SteveQueenMc]

carr an amburance purease

[nishman686]

i am arrahgic to penecirrin

[MrNipsi]

gotta love the japs, they make everything so epic....

[p4vi]

This song is about bad case of diarrhea.

[Sysan1215]

Why are their bras in german?

[Billy3032572]

FUCK i am going to send this video to RayWilliamJohnson

[Stroheim333]

Yeah, this is funny because it is from a comedy program. And the weirdest thing here is the many commentators who think it is serious...

[Nonamearisto]

@Stroheim333 No, it was serious in Japan. They later made fun of it by putting it on a comedy program in the US.

[a00706162]

Gahahhahahahahah

[00011iiiJAck]

crap i feel sruggish

[00011iiiJAck]

One day a japanese person will come up to someone with 1 hand, start dancing and singing "call an ambulance please".... i honestly cant wait till that day

[kasuskasus]

I feel feverish and sluggish after watching this video.

[geertzand]

2:31 the right guy did not learned the choreography

[justinjsaley]

As crazy, stupid and funny as this video is, the actual technique that they are using is quite effective in helping someone learn a second language. It's too bad that they aren't teaching better sentences.

[PoWeRsOff]

The said plx.

[ReazonableDoubt390]

Will my surance cover today?

[allanonmage]

So where's the remix???

[Gatchan77]

i've watched this video so many times i think i really need to call an ambulance now

[willheath22]

Is there someone who speaks Japanese?...I take it that all of Japan doesn't speak Japanese.

[pottansnest]

@willheath22

I loled

[VaatiOfDarkness]

is thele anywa who speeks japanee

[VaatiOfDarkness]

I am allalgik too penicirrin

[VaatiOfDarkness]

I feer feveleesh and sruggisho

[TheAllBlackMan]

How many times has law enforcement been called on someone flapping their arms like a dead chicken, BECAUSE THEY TOOK A BIG POO!

[Ocegues]

carr an amburance prease

[SASORIofCHAOS]

@Ocegues

lmmaaaaooo

[HolyJustinBieber]

I wonder if these women are married...if they are, I'm sure their husbands flattered them the first time by waving their arms and saying, "You look sensational in that dress!"

[x51havoc]

If you see a Japanese immigrant asking for help in a Hospital and performing strange aerobic dance moves at the same time.... you know why

[jovicatmad]

Call an ambulance Why? I am allergic to penicillin Erm ok? I have a bat cave of diarrhea! What the....? Will this cover my insurance? I Ermm don't know I have a bat cave of diarrhea! I know you told me! what is your point? How many of these should I take? 5 why? Will this cover my insurance? Yes! Now Goodbye!

[17johnpaolo]

scottish english: Call an ambulance please! = Caa an ambulance please! I had a bad case of Diarrhea = Ah hud a bad case ay diarrhea. I feel feverish and sluggish = Ah feel feverish an' sluggish. I am allergic to penicillin = Ah am allergic tae penicillin. How many of these should I take? = Hoo mony ay these shoods Ah tak'? Will my insurance cover today? = Will mah insurance cowre the-day?

[Ziiiv]

@17johnpaolo

I was reading the Scots Wikipedia, and it was just English written in a Scottish accent. Is that really what Scottish is?

[17johnpaolo]

@Ziiiv I don't know....

[17johnpaolo]

"I had a bad case of diarrhea?" LOL!!!! XD

[Salokin92]

Why does it say Fräulein on their tops?

Fräulein is german and means "Lady" ._.

[Salokin92]

Who has suuch stupid ideas?

But more important yet: WHO PAYS FOR RANDOMNESS LIKE THIS XD

[mine98ful]

i love them LOL



[omritoker]

"Will my insurance cover today?".

By these words, they are now American. XD

[insomefatguyslegs]

gee, these camera men always seem to be zoomed in, or zooming in to a certain part of these ladies all the time :P

[PeperoBoy]

I'm himalayan do penicillin XDDDDDDDDDDDDD'

[Silverflowy]

this is lie all of them mixed together or something!!LOL!!

[Brandygoestoamerica]

how many oppocity should I take

[acm1995]

-"CALL AN AMBULANCE!" -why? -"i have a bad case of diarrhea." -well how do you feel? -"i feel feverish and sluggish." -do you need to take some medicine or penicillin? -"i am ALLERGIC TO PENICILLIN!" -well then ms sassy pants. -"is there anyone who speaks Japanese?" -here, take some ibuprofen. -"how many of these should i take?" -idk read the bottle you lazy fuck. -"will my insurance cover today?" -what the fuck are you talking about Ms. Anorexic Japanese Woman?

[lalishelaide]

Please, a double shot of penicillin.

[yonkersfugitive]

Japanese people the world over will now refer to any medical emergency as a bad case of diarrhea...awesome.

[glitchhacker101]

Call An ambulance!

Why?

I am allergic to penicillin!

[unknown145]

How many of these shit do I take?

[Robogabriel]

What the hell is this?!

[AIMFreeman]

@Robogabriel its called japanese practical joke;)

[lovingthejapaneseart]

i notice that their shirt says fraulen....isn;t that german...arn't we learning english...

[WereLoaded]

Surprisingly Catching. Ive watched this 3 times. I Feel Feverish and Sluggish.

[Kazuma593]

lmao watch when one of them really needs an Ambulance they do the workout thing while talking to someone

[Lawlazor]

in the "call an ambulance" one, they di the chicken dance or is that just me?

[dungeonbachelor]

Oh! It was supposed to teach me English. Ups, I learned German from starring at their boobs. Fräulein = young lady

[genegene002]

Carl abd Abby Has Fleas? WTF!!! Im scared after watching these videos!

[DivineArtemis]

whay is there written "Fräulein" on their shirts? Fräulein= Miss

[RedBunnyFromMars]

At least make this more popular so the English speakers will understand why they all have a set exercise routine when Japanese people have diarrhea...

[lxXDobbyXxl]

Great, now the entire Japanese populase id going to tell people that they're allergic to penicillin when the conversation lets up because it's the only phrase they know

[gallaros9]

lil question.... is this realy healthy?

[Xbalanque84]

Why is it that Japan continually produces the weirdest shit imaginable?

[ORUPRANKSTAZ]

@Xbalanque84

Silence, kozai! They are valuable American trading partner! Do not embarras USA, again!

[Nonamearisto]

@Xbalanque84 They come from a historically shut-in culture from a small island that rapidly assimilated many aspects of Western culture, but ended up mixing them with their own culture, which was already modeled off of China's already somewhat isolated culture. The fact that they mix and match Eastern and Western aspects (anime and manga's style is mostly ripped off from Disney, for example) tends to make it look a bit disjointed.

[joe9320]

@Nonamearisto So will China's culture. Their communism is going like this.

[Hlaode]

@Nonamearisto I wouldn't mind how ethnocentric your comment is if it weren't so verifiably wrong. Do you really believe that shit or are you just trying to troll on the internet. I hope you don't actually believe that.

[TheMrtobehonest]

@Xbalanque84

because we are the best people in the world!

[Jinxanator66]

@Xbalanque84 cause they can

[MonochromeTrouble]

Makes me think of Terry Bogard's "Are you okay?", for some reason.

[BraceletAccumulatrT2]

"I feel feverish and sluggish" - yet they can still do aerobics...

[ToteChan]

porqué está acelerado el final? así no hay quien se entere!!!  :P

[SUPERDR1VE]

This video will be helpful for japanese people who wastes the time of medical services because they have a bad case of Diarrhea and having an allergic reaction to penniclin

[HisPrettyButterfly]

I love how it was sped up lol

[Foxymanga]

If you need the ambulance you actually wont have time for that aerobics stuff...

[Yetanotherytuser]

"How many of disse shurud I take?"

[Tayurtle]

i love that they frame their faces when they say "japanese"!!

[CleansWithRag]

@KittyOfficialDiamond

Yes... yes they did.

[Ortok1827]

THAT IS AWESOME

[bodonnavox]

5 losers hate it

[alexmusteatpie2]

"how many of these should I take?"

TAKE IT ALL BITCH

[ThePureawesomness]

i hope that japanese people dont think sick people in america do the robot

[TrollingForYou]

its almost as if they have guns pointed at them cause they constatnly smile and look to the side

[keeptrackfaves]

Maybe Japanese ppl learn languages differently. They tried rosseta stone and it didnt work?

[keeptrackfaves]

Maybe japanese learn differently?

[SolarTopaz]

@keeptrackfaves Residual effects from the atomic bombing?

[robinak]

What a stupid video.

[LittleMissAdventia]

I am arergic to babycity