MADtv Date Grape Drink

[d3xthem3x]

3 people got date graped

[AMDBulldozer89]

OH SHIT THAT LACROSSE TEAM LOOOOL

[yolotrippin]

@AMDBulldozer89 I didn't get that lacrosse joke what is it again?

[wafeman17]

@yolotrippin some white lacrosse players from duke were accused of raping a black chick. it was later proved, however, that she was mental. fun fact - that black chick is actually serving time right now for killing her boyfriend.

[emstar42]

no thanks, i don't think i wanna get date-raped :p

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

ITS DATE RAPE FOR IDIOTS

[jukka4president]

i hate new madtv. the cast is so unfunny and annoying. depending on who came first, this could have been ripped off from wkuk

[xkennyPLx]

The Grapist probably made this. I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH!

[LyleVertigo]

They're asking for it.

[xCuddles34]

For idiots out there

DATE GRAPE

Take out the G.

[TINFOILandPLYWOOD]

@xCuddles34 oh thanks man i didn't understand

[TheQuartersQuote]

I didn't know mad tv came up with this first. I used to think wkuk were the only ones to make a skit about grape sounding like rape. They're both pretty funny though.

[RichardForkins]

What does the lacrosse guy say?

"That's a date grape we......"

[goldensolder44]

where's gang graped?

[studiousangel]

so wrong lol



[cloetv12345]

police ma'm what happen to you

me: i got date grape

XD

[PoutingXEvoke]

I see what you did there :)

[shadowC10ne]

Date G Rape

[CrazyGurlRandom]

wow i didnt get till the end when she says i didnt get date graped lol

[Applebutter799]

"Come on you know you want it."

Well hell... if he's giving it to me then sure! XD

[Kidz24]

LMao I've been looking for this for the longest time

[NintendoSegaSonyGuy]

Reminds me strongly of the "Grapist" sketch from WKUK.

[Behemoth12391]

@NintendoSegaSonyGuy There will be many more sketches like this too. "Oh, he was saying GRAPE ape..." - Robot Chicken. Every "edgy and contemporary" comedian has to "push the envelope" with some shocking humor. Whats more shocking than rape? And whats an extremely benign word that rhymes with rape? Grape. The lack of creativity is beyond disappointing. However, the Grapist was definitely funnier than this sketch, regardless of who came first.

[kilssj2250]

*Sings Nirvana* Grape meeee.... Grape meeeee.... Grape me n' my friiieeend... xD

[kylielovespuppiecash]

Oh' thats so wrong 

[camilomg89]

***chirp***

[hjkhjkim]

Duke lacrosse team...

[freakonaleash21292]

@hjkhjkim Thats right the case where the lead prosecutor was fired for planting evidence and the accusations were ruled false... I remember that...

[TheTwinkletoedPirate]

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[TheJbhater45]

omg.....