Don't Eat Out, Varla Jean! Featuring Salmonelli

[mattjamesreynolds]

love it!

[DrewMancusoStyle]

Love this!!!

[billyboylb]

Sally Bowles....LOL

[BaggyJeansBoy]

Never ceases to amaze me.

[scryingt]

Oh My Word, That's Hilarious!!!

[89musak]

Salmonelli?! Literally laughing my ass off! You are amazing Varla!

[Mambo64]

Today was my perdiodic Salmonelli viewing. Everytime is just like the first. (p.s. you're nowhere near as fat as Ana Matronic--the nerve of that person)

[locnar1]

Brilliant! witty and clever!

[JesusSananda]

lol the 4 FOOD GROUPS [with 3 fingers]

[JesusSananda]

Varla you're beautiful and hilarious! You remind me of Ana Matronic from Scissor Sisters! Has anyone else ever told you that?

[roylt28]

I have been a fan forever. Does anyone have the old ( vintage ) Varla Video shot in new orleans involving a rat chasing her all over new orleans?

[Bearotic]

Varla is so hot... Both as a woman AND A MAN!! WOOF!

[PaulLeary]

O M G -- that was one of THE funniest and clever things I've seen... MY  MINNELLI!

[ImmortalChaos]

It gets funnier each time I watch it!!

[Zaratulah]

Varla I jsut love your voice :)

[shaunasong]

Varla,

saw you in P-TOWN last week. Every time I think of Salmonelli

I laugh like I'm going to die laughing-same thing with Breathe. And I do want to die laughing. Thanks for the inspiration. I'll bet it can get tiring on the road, but you are making people laugh so hard in a world that can be so hard. THANK-YOU!

[RobtCEngle]

pure comedic genius

[suuhl]

It's influenza with a Z, or Salmonella with an S :))) LOL, nice Liza reference :)

[nashvilledisco]

It's more like......a BIRD flu!

[dbv77063]

Varla,

I Love You!!

Can't wait for your show tonight in Seattle!!

[aurykl]

This Mexican bottled water. called

MONTEZUMA"S REVENGE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Varla you rock

[iloveshoesdoyou]

varla u are so talented........you rock!!!

[bearlaw2]

whenever i'm down, i always pull this up to watch. it is absolutely priceless. where should i send the check Varla?

[benenada]

hehe Montezuma revenge, love you Varla

[BillieGirl123]

OMG SO STUPID IT'S FUNNY!

[Tinymoezzy]

I know it is like the greatest pointless fabulous all things good and bad just rolled up into ones I LOVE IT!

[donnaoday]

I love Varla's world, but it frightens me, too.

[jamesrsfo]

PLEASE!!! I NEED to buy all of your dvds, and that link off your myspace page does not work. I LOVE your videos. Christine Pedi is simply amazing as well. She lives in my friends apt. building in NYC.

[supaxfly320]

wen she says 4 she holds up 3 fingers lmao! and that milk was lumpy

[shirokuma66]

This is so brilliant! I'd been looking for Varla on youtube with no luck, then today, Bingo! I got this one, Weekend in New England and Dark Lady. Girls Will Be Girls was so sensational, when will there be a sequel!?

[erte2004]

this is so funny! I'm actually teeming with life love it

[kelserzz15]

is that a man??

[1Ali380]

Lol sucker...

[VinnyM27]

My favorite part is when Varla says she must have a cold becuase she has been in the fridge and the chicken says, "No, Varla, I've been laying out in the sun for a week..."

[kaanxxx]

BRAVO BRAVO !!!!! Top draw vid weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[Mambo64]

THIS WAS BEYOND HILARIOUS! More, give us more!

[simmonster]

too, too good.

[figfire]

Eat me raw! Crack me up!

[divinegrace01]

Varla Jean kicks ass. Genius and hysterical!

[shaboomy]

Christine Pedi is the best in the world...

[DennyAlbert]

Varla, you are a riot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[neuhuskies]

HAHAHA That was fantastic!!!

Loves it

[nedsparks]

Sraightforward and highly informative. Should be required viewing in all elementary schools.

[strobe155]

OMIGOD! This was HYSTERICAL! Very smart and clever. This it TRUE Drag Queen humor everyone. I saw Varla yearrrs ago at the Pyrimid Club in NYC and she's still got her edge. Her 'cheese' act was amazing!

[GHowe65]

Just finished watching "Girls Will Be Girls" for the umpteenth time. Jeffery, you are brilliant. GWBG is the movie we queens will be passing down to future generations of gayboys saying, "This is what funny is, honey. Watch and learn!" Hopefully "Don't Eat Out, Varla Jean" will find future installments.

[maxiemoxie]

Varla ! Served hot or cold - you are one terrif DISH !!! Give us MORE !!!

[maxiemoxie]

Varla! You are equal parts Sick, Demented and GENIUS !...the perfect combo ! Give us MORE!!!

[GHowe65]

After dozens of viewings I'm STILL laughing hard! More Varla Jean, please!!!

[clamarama]

VARLA JEAN is one sick HO!!!

[sugar240682]

This is SO original! So funny! So much work most have gone into this! I'm a Liza fan and found this really funny. You didn't resort to cheap cracks - This was genuinely clever and funny! Bring back Salmonelli!!!