Giant Humbolt Squid

[PlugInPilot]

Anyone else get here from wayback machine?

[mogiebi]

PETA? Greenpeace?? WHERE R U???

[demi9005]

poke it with a friggin stick XD

[Satteliten]

I went from will ferrell interview.. how the fuck did i end up here?

[pontyfaxjr]

Yeah... it's pretty big, I guess.

[bombefed1]

I came to here from mc donalds fight wtf?

[ThePrivateJoker]

Giant? My junk is bigger than that.

[OfficialRilo]

I went from penis to testicles to a sweet dollar ice tea from McDonalds^^

[TheVeterking]

она кусается?

[angellusdark]

squidward from spongebob square pants!!! :O did u get his autograph?

[THEKAMENRIDER1]

squidward!!!

[shadowjuan2]

i got here watching the sleeping talking cat

[ariascott73]

lol



[HippyMan787]

But the question is, will it blend?

[RPGDestroyer]

@meowcat121

LOL

[meowcat121]

Squidward!

[wanttoseemysnake]

I bet it would taste good,too bad I'm allergic...

[FlyingInk52]

I went from BigSeanVevo to here...now I know the power of YouTube

[Keall230]

Kill him instantly or don't kill it. Don't torture it like here

[divinegod102]

I'm hungry now.

[Autobairn]

That squid looks as glum as fuck at the end of the video

[XpianoxboyX]

k I won't lie in the end it looked freaky for me, but it still looks delicious no matter what 8-)

[PowerCrumb45]

It looks beautiful

[phwaxr]

-oMG put the squid back into the water, WHAT DID IT DO TO YOU, fucking inhumane pricks

->goes and eats chicken for dinner

[Erick525]

I'd hit that. *Cough Cough* What?

[Tadpradel]

That's a pretty small one too. I went fishing for them in '10 and '09. You can catch them quite a bit bigger.

[pongsanh]

It look like a well cooked squid.

[HedgieDiva]

Haha I was fishing the other day and I caught a fish I cant idenify I video'd and released it, It anyone wants to look at it and tell me if they can I WOULD LOVE IT. I'm uploading it tn. I've been calling it a viperfish, cause it has a attitude, but it totaly isnt ^_^

[MEGADOOMERLoL]

Fisherman: "I CAUGHT A TENTACOOL!"

[JennaPandaable]

THIS FUCKING HAPPENS EVERYDAY, IF YOU'RE SO WORRIED, STOP LOOKING AT YOUTUBE AND GO OUT THERE AND ATTACK THOSE PEOPLE WHO CATCH YOU'RE BELOVED SQUIDS!

[MadMilitiaMen]

Yum, calamari!

[maggyxmoo]

ITS SOOO CUTE :)

[MiHiVidz]

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

[farfinmosker]

I went from owls to turtles to cats to kittens to german shepherds to fish to octopuses to squids.

[PowerCrumb45]

@farfinmosker

I went from horses to dogs to cats fighting foxes to chipmunks to whales to squids

[MrJuddy100]

@farfinmosker f*ck noes how but i started at charlie bit my finger!

[eldind026]

RELEASE THE CRACKEN!

[Stiffkickin]

Those things are dangerous

[Elmoeye]

I wanna hug it.

[Misterunnamed]

@Elmoeye

Enjoy having it take a fist-sized chunk out of you with it's beak.

[TheIceteaCollie]

Awwwwwww :3! Its so adorable.

[glasseater55]

dont just stand there poke it

[Momai777]

It was tiny I mean COME ON!

[Imhighandhungry]

even tho theregrose -.-

[Imhighandhungry]

im pretty sure it can tell if its being hurt u noob, does ur dog or cat sence pain if its tail is stepped on? yes nd squids are just as smart

[Mikeybetts]

guys, Squids don't have the brainpower to perceive pain!

they don't have the brainpower to perceive things as "negative" or "positive"

it doesn't have the brainpower to fucking care if it gets injured!

its a fucking squid, grow the fuck up!

[g0tmike]

@Mikeybetts How the fuck do you know that? You sound ignorant so you "GROW THE FUCK UP"

[animadversion4]

@Mikeybetts You... are a complete idiot. All animals care if they get injured, survival and reproduction are the whole fucking point; neither of which come easy if you are hurt. And feeling pain is more than likely one of their characteristics given the complex nervous system they posses. Also, Cephalopods in general are the most intelligent invertebrate; basic communication and tool use being in their repertoire, just to name a few things.

[ThatBoiCam1]

@Mikeybetts Your saying "grow the fuck up" but your the one sitting here trying to compare a squid's brainpower.

[ztSHOCK]

I wish activists would spend half as much time, energy, and money spreading awareness about disease and poverty world-wide as they do squawking about supposed animal rights violations.

[Broadcasting1996]

squids are scary. ;((

[Harrower13]

I think it's important to point out that Humboldt Squids are such successful sea predators that they are starting to show up (in large numbers) in waters far removed from where we expect them. If you think fishing is some form of animal cruelty... well, I don't agree, but that's a different issue. If you think we're putting Humboldt Squid in danger of extinction, you have no idea what you are talking about. These squid are doing quite well.

Squid meat is good eats, and these are abundant!

[iaadotlk1]

you should be ashamed for permitting animal cruelty.

[rlfps]

@Harrower13 i agree, i love me some kalimari :D

[namelesssnitchy]

@Harrower13 mayby you are right..

but what i see on television .. in america that fishing ships fish alot of crabs .. i think okee.. isnt the sea gonna be empty in a time??

i think we should breed them instead of catching the sea empty

[J88Wolf]

@namelesssnitchy The U.S. and many other countries have made drastic changes in fishing over the years. Working both with Biologists and concervationists to decrease the effects of 'mass fishing' in the ocean. Strict laws and huge fines also serve as precautions and punishment. However some counties such as Japan and China fail to abide or do enough to change for the better. But we can only hope for the best, times are changing everyday. : /

[iktpq2008]

@Harrower13 i totaly agree, im from australia and i release what i catch because i dont even like seafood, i dont think we get humbolt squid but ive seen enough docos to know humbolt squid are doing very well for them self..although with the size of them isnt there flesh like rubber?

[XxxTenebraexxX]

@Harrower13 Their intelligence is startling, especially for such a short life expectancy. Once thought to be extremely vicious and predatory even towards man, one researcher and his team decided to dive in with them...and were greeted, individually, by each Squid amongst a pod...who all came up to them and "touched" them lightly before backing calmly away and proceeding to hunt right around them...actually using the dive lights to help herd the fish.

[yakurimoe]

@Harrower13 I'd only feel bad if it was a super giant squid (like human size) but I agree that squids are freaking delicious, sorry but I'll keep eating them :D

[ricksurf60]

Because we killed all their natural predators, the apex fish (Tuna, Swordfish, Marlin) are all gone!

[ShadowSoldior]

Stabbed it right in the face, a quick death.

[3brionac]

this is cool

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

I wonder how humans would feel if aliens would do this to them 

[bombumdam]

@WatchmenDrManhattan Aliens WOULD do this to us, its universal nature.... so tired of space noobs thinking aliens would give a shit about us.

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

@bombumdam stop tying to seam smart it just makes you seam like an ass

[bombumdam]

@WatchmenDrManhattan Don't tear the seam of your pants now... it seems you don't need any help sounding stupid lol

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

@bombumdam how is that making me seam stupid

[bombumdam]

@WatchmenDrManhattan wow point and match lmao you make trolling too easy.

[MrAppleblossom]

my most favourite animal on this planet....nothing like it

[bombumdam]

@MrAppleblossom your favorite animal is a squid?? wtf is wrong with you?? lol

[MrAppleblossom]

@bombumdam hey this thing is so awesome , its got a beak and little teeth in its suckers, imagine if there was a huge one of these somewhere out there, wudnt that be awesome lol :D

[jozsefkacsa]

@MrAppleblossom There are huge ones out there they are called Colossal Squid and the largest one4 caught alive is 498kg or 1100lbbs 6meters or 20feet long there are bigger one found dead after chewed up likely by Sperm whales pieces were missing of them so really can't tell how big they really are estimate they can grow up to 14 meters or 45 feet they are supposed to be real intelligent,but these Humbolts are sure taste awesome.

[PeaceeLoveeKaylaa]

hey look it's squidward!

[zanpaktuh]

Fried Calamari

[MilkyStreets]

WHOA YUMMYYY!!!!!!!

[cashstock]

looks like a baby to me.

[Zaiden214]

hmmmm yummy!

[96JUSTIN]

damn that looks tasty!!!

[afropaladin]

It looks to me like they accidentally hooked a squid and they are trying to remove the hook quickly so they can put it back in the water. But I could be wrong.

[IsArtanisAzn]

give me that it will last a while!!! 30 mins before i eat it all is pretty long

[reversechard]

its just a squid. u guys are so gay making the squid a big issue.. sheeshh.. the longest comments are the gayest.

[perpiotrredman]

@reversechard No u lol

[sethsquatch420]

@reversechard what's wrong with being gay?

[EvoClanBK]

@reversechard u dont understand these squid are extremely dangerous and will attack humans

[jkunblade]

@EvoClanBK I'd attack humans too if they kept invading my territory.

[EvoClanBK]

@jkunblade lol

[redpunk]

@jkunblade they attack because they want to eat you not because you scare them. humboldt squid are just nasty, and they're actually a threat to the territories they're invading

[FlaminRage123]

Best.....pet.....evar

[AzraelZane]

ew ew ew



[jblcn1042]

It's bright red meaning "come at me bro"

[bobmarlyrob]

thats a big fucking fish



[mhaiyarn]

poor thing

[IGranturismo]

looks tasty :P

[mvpmickey1]

Im not sure but I think theres some muslim or some other religion who doesnt eat meat is raging on coments. those who have knowledge about diferent type of culture better not reply to him/her cause base on expirience with friends whose like him/her A SIMPLE smell of meat being cooked which is tasty for us, FOR THEM its discusting. I have a friend who even vomit upon smeling a beef steak. Thats his culture, his not used meat, and based on there culture there not supose to eat it ^,..,^Respect pls

[IGranturismo]

@mvpmickey1 its not a religion lol, its called a vegeterian

[CsniperC]

ı can eat eveyweek 2 :D

[TheFatCampCrew]

Thats so kooooll

[webmaster2089]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

[helema23]

@jeep1999mp eh its ok! if you debone a leg keeping the meat intact and stuff it with fetta rosemary tyme and marjoram with mint if you like it and then roast it slowly till its near well youll neve rwant it any other way again!! make sure its all fresh herbs and a nice greek or lebonese feta!

[helema23]

@jeep1999mp lol imma woman but i get it!! animals were meant to be eaten... there are a few we cant eat but cows, goats, lambs, and chickens as well as most sea animals are sooo tastey!! if i had 3 lambs id name them roemary mint n tyme cause rosemary was meaant to be eaten in time...

[helema23]

@jeep1999mp pass the cheese burger n fries over here please...imma membr of peta people eating tastey animals!!

[marilynrolonrivera]

so pretty, did you guys thew him back?

[MrJJModern]

What a beautiful fish... Not anymore.

[1985Mirabal]

awesome squid

[triondrummer]

Delicious!

[TheEckoff]

oi zoi oi con muc nay to the

hjk hjk con nay ma uog bj thj phe thoi roi

[oOsillyrabbitOo]

saw one of these things under my feet in del mar

[Neighbeer]

You weeabo trash were probably searching up squids in an attempt to be 'random'. And off course there's a truck-ass-load of "LOLPOKEMONSQUIDWARD" jokes.

You all make me sick. Seriously.

Do you lack any compassion or pity? So it may not be a creature of supreme intelligence- but does that make this creature any less capable of fear and pain?

I blame your parents for crafting you into soulless machines.

[sega31098]

@Neighbeer

You have no idea what your food has to go through...

[Neighbeer]

@sega31098 I don't ingest any animal meat, or any animal products.

[zzzIdividedbyzerozzz]

@Neighbeer Right, so you prefer killing plants instead.

[Neighbeer]

@zzzIdividedbyzerozzz Obviously.

[theboytiger]

squid tastes pretty good

[SourCum]

how is this animal cruelty?

[skidooshizel]

besides, he met a quick and relatively painless end.

[skidooshizel]

You pussies bitch and whine about the poor squid, but ill bet at lunch break in highschool, you little bitches have no problem going down to mc donalds and ordering up a big mac. Do you have any idea how poorly those animals are treated? Id rather be that squid than any cow on a meat farm.

[twixcookie]

Why can't they leave the animals alone?Why is there always some Jungle Jim trying to catch or wrestle some wild thing? Why don't they leave them alone?

[ShadowSoldior]

@twixcookie Would you suggest we all only eat vegetables? And if so, would you then expect all of the predators to eat vegetables? It's nature, we humans have canines for tearing meat.

[twixcookie]

@ShadowSoldior

He is a magnificent animal. I don't disagree about the meat thing. I just looked at it and realized the cut the film before they killed him. Squid and octopi are pretty smart creatures.

[bskivss3]

@twixcookie and pretty tasty :D

[ShadowSoldior]

@twixcookie So are dogs, but people still eat them. Fact of life.

[TheREALbpk]

CALAMARI FOR WEEKS

[Soschwoons]

Animal crueltyy!!!

[Pwnage195]

holy shit its squidward when hes normal and not on camera

[BlackNinja257]

they killd the squid why didnt they o wait nvm squids dont have a ass

[ivycrystalcastillo]

CALAMARIIIIII

[BarWillTender]

poor squid! throw him back!!

[TheSwEaTtHiNg]

@CarrotsforBananas

omg mY BROTHER IS SO DUM hES THE ONE THAT POSTED THAT! I hope they put him back in the water

Thats really sad :(

[MrWanchaleom]

what a beautiful creature

[TheSwEaTtHiNg]

Thumbs up if you would play around with the sucsion cup thingys.

[LocustaVampa]

Amazing animal!



[erique82]

No... that's Squidsward... A few more tries and I think they'll reel in Spongebob and Patrick.

[bluewatertackle]

Nice Broadbill swordfish bait

[TrippySkippy1]

OWNED

[Strozerg]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[FFScantgetadamnname]

I know this video might seem cruel to some but these things are invading the coastal waters here in San Diego. They arrived over the past few years in massive numbers and are killing all of the other fish. The squid are a problem here, and they're delicious too!

[ssonic116]

@FFScantgetadamnname i agree! fresh on the griddle is the way we can even the population.

[12081985]

throw it back at sea you fools! no fooling around!!!

[OcarinaInMyPants]

: (

[mershad]

LET HIM GO!

[maybegoodable]

good to eat!!

[spellbinderart]

Damn, humans have no mercy for wildlife, but we expect advanced aliens creatures to be "kind" to us? Shiiitttt!....I can see it now...[Humans],"Could you show us how to reach the stars? [Aliens],"BITCH PLEASE...,I saw what you did,. You ain't gonna spread that shit in my hood.

[Frontlinecool]

@spellbinderart true, to be exact, humans ourselves are the key to world destruction

[horsesrunwild23]

@Frontlinecool Not true!

[Frontlinecool]

@horsesrunwild23 its hard to be saying not true...juz look at the pollutions

[sega31098]

@spellbinderart

No animal originally has compassion for wildlife, I think. It was not necessary because excess were killed off quickly.

The problem is that humans are too overpopulated and since we have grown to love wildlife, we need to protect it.

[hilfyob]

@spellbinderart why u talkin about aliens?

[subasurf]

@spellbinderart

Please explain what is wrong with what they are doing in this video?

[echo1er]

@subasurf did you find out the answer??

[DJ118USMC]

@subasurf

I agree with you. I do not see anything in here that's cruel to the animal. People fish the Sea of Cortez all the time and often Humbolt's end up on their lines. They pulled the animal on board and that is it. There was no cruelty committed to the animal while the video was rolling.

[pear928]

@spellbinderart Are you a piece of a pussy hair?

[741023654]

@spellbinderart -___-

[xboxwolf227]

@spellbinderart fuck you and your wildlife!

[oompaloompakiller2]

@spellbinderart

what the hell is your problem you can obviously tell it was an accident did you not hear what they are saying. I'm annoyed with people destroying the environment and killing animals yet it was an accident and if they were gonna kill it they would eat it because they need food. you shouldn't talk about killing animals it's worse when you eat a hamburger because they're whole life those cows are stuck in toxic environments and then chopped and eaten by a random fat person

[mastakur]

@spellbinderart LOL OF THE ALL THE BRAIN WASHED NEW AGE TARDS YOU WIN FIRST PRICE.

HOW STUPID CAN A PERSON GET AND HOW ANGRY A BRAIN WASHED TARD CAN BE.WE WILL NEVR KNOW FOR NOW U SHOW NEAR INFINITY

[mattronzo]

@spellbinderart lol



[EricWolfborn]

@spellbinderart For fuck's sake, it's fishing. Give it a rest. Everything eats.

[Jaxson0023]

@spellbinderart STFU hippie.

[mstran29]

@spellbinderart not at all fucking tree hugger go die its shit like u tht make the world bad

[seba7575]

que hermoso animal y porque dañarlo no??

[MrREDRABBITZ]

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO - 2012 IDIOT REMIX GOVERNMENT SQUID HOAX !!

iT'S TRIPPY AS FUCK!!

[travislbuck]

That is amazing

[nixie1986]

cool



[benqwer14]

dinner



[gerraldd]

it's giant alright...

[Xetenor]

Holy damn! lol

[Metalhead6781]

squidward looks mad, look how red he is!!!

[Taifun97]

lol squidtard

[MegaJoyce12345]

i eat you now!!! 

[ZamaThai]

o shi Its a lazor... BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGHHH

[snarf4president]

IT'S A TRAP!

[WhatWeAllLove]

That isnt giant...pretty big but not in the giant

[ptuku]

@WhatWeAllLove it isn't a giant squid, but still... it's freaking giant compared to others