Choaniki PS2 (jap)

[deibimassa]

I think I died I little.

[crazybay46913]

My boner makes perfect sense right now.

[apocaly21]

you can't handle the manliness of this video

[acroamaticeeore]

machomuscle. machomuscle.

[McPhailin]

But is it gayer than Twilight??

[trollope4lyf2k8]

why not zoidberg

[Gasosag]

NICE MUSCLE!!!!!

[ashfoxx85]

MEATSPIIIIIN!

[althegamefreak]

I LOL'd so damn Hard.

It's Gay and Weird. Plus whats up with that guy in the series. He's like Gay.

[Zerker8]

I prefer the installments where you play as Idaten and Benten!

[kdreamland]

that scream at 1:09 is the kid begging his dad to stop messing around.

[entres]

Did I just get laid...?

[BM309K58SMERCH]

MEN'S BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!

I love this series just because of the awesomeness of the MEN'S BEAM

[SeekerNami]

Japanese are so weird... >.>

[Jothsss]

Japanese are so gay.

[Waethos]

WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

[JesusPrototype]

Baka baka baka baka baka Extremeee!!

[anonymousbl00dlust]

so that's what it's like to be gay huh?

[megamanrocks99]

What

[MrROTD]

super gay and wierd I'm rofl ing

[HTA80390]

wow....

[mmmmmarcus]

Imagine how the ancient greeks would react to this game. They would fucking love it.

[Nickman32]

wow.... Gay acid trip anyone?

[johnpow66]

wtf?!!!!!!!! lol

[kaxama]

Japan broke the WORLD"S GAYEST VIDEO Record, again.

Come on, give others a chance!

[Rodpopper2]

This convinces me to not do drugs

[ricardogriva]

and so they explot

[01WALKMAN01]

IS THIS A GAY GAME?

[TheGoldenPhantom]

Quick... Somebody crush a butterfly

[geminiwolf91]

this is the adventures of Marcus and Dom from Gears of War

[marcelosinico]

I just became homophobic.

The horror!!!

[rdzreborn]

Pause

[chosenxeno]

Elton John produced this game

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Oscar Wilde only wished he was as gay as this game.

[xnoellexmcl]

AHHHH shuddup! GAY.

[FractalBolt]

PumPup!!!

[shmookins]

I wish I was born in Japan...

[jay55also]

The Japanese are definitely not hung up on sexuality identity issues. Got some weird ass games over there....

[Armalizilto]

My face melted...

[guywithminigun]

MAI AYES!

[koopakingdom]

I'm scarred for life!!

[trueheven]

D: video game fail T_T

[xnoellexmcl]

Its not that they are gay, Its that they are not supposed to be gay! Also don't you think that this game is directed twards children? Children shouldn't be seeing this sort of thing. This video is terrible, this has to be the most terrible opening I have ever seen, not because of the fact that they are gay but... it was just down right annoying.

[NateCola]

@xnoellexmcl Lmao, what cave did you crawl out of? Is your perception of the world really that limited? This game is a joke, nothing more. Probably meant to offend ignorant people like you.

[Snyperwolf91]

AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!m­y head hurts!!!!stop this gay shit or head explodes in thousand fucking pieces!!!!!DX

if this would be hot girls with big boobs that would be okay but this is really G.A.Y.!!!!!!

x__x

[MyassWins]

@Snyperwolf91

Then it wouldn't be funny. Its not sexy, its funny.

[vaguelyreptilian]

@Snyperwolf91 uhh..

actually 2 girls, hot or no: STILL GAY. Lesbians are gay. why is it that homophobic men seem to think it's only ok to be gay if you're a hot girl? that's a dumb as shit double standard.

[manuefeli]

@vaguelyreptilian that s the porn effect but dont worry the world changed xD

[lenneth3]

hahahahaha

[LieutenantLousyshot]

I LOL'D

[leotheloser]

soooooooooooo japanesu kawaii

[Kojain]

Thank GOD this game never made it into America.

[Bulletofcerberus]

shit that was totaly gay, nothing more can explain that

XD

[uhurasblackfanny]

that is probably the funniest thing i have ever seen.

GAYS LOL

[med0000000000]

WTF japan

[MewtwoGenetic]

i laugh so hard at all ppl who say this INST gay

thye say that because they are defending themselves becasue THEY are gay, and try to make this fit into our society

[Enigma2K99]

And then they have to deal with pricks like you who make them feel ashamed to be different.

I gotta ask... what gay man raped you to make you hate them so much?

[MewtwoGenetic]

hahaha, now now, ur defending them for one reason only, and that is ur gay as well, its ok ,just admit it

I would say it if I was, but im not, so I dont have the need to lie, but what about u?

[Enigma2K99]

If I said I wasn't... would you care?

If I said I was, would you care? Probably not, but you'd still pull another homophobic comment out of your ass. For the record, No sir... I am not gay... I'm just more understanding and accepting than illiterate prics... such as yourself.

[MewtwoGenetic]

oh will u relax pal? u sounds really tense, i msorry if i uncovered ur secret or something, seriously, any straight guy would notice right away theres something odd about this game, not to mention i seen the Snes version and gameplay, lol u gonna love that one , they shoot a blast of white light out of their tiny thongs

[Enigma2K99]

No... it's quite all right... I'm not hiding anything... I'm just turning into a bitter, bitter, BITTER old man... I just dealt with a whole thread of people just like you over at N4G over Dragon Age: Origins(might wanna skip that one.. there's a gay elf in it.).... I needed an idiot to argue with, and well... here you are. It was too good to pass up.

BTW, are you too insecure to buy Muscle March on Wii Ware? ; )

[MewtwoGenetic]

heheh i find it funny how u came attacking in the beginning and now i got u all calmed down, you react just the way i want u to react, sorry if i played with ur mind for a bit, ill stop now, so no sweat, and seems u like to stalk ppl around lol, just like those pervs. oh well, i said that about the muscle march cuz i found it really gay to a point that it was funny, you like a ¨straight¨ man should know what I mean right?

[twinturboteen18]

your gay! gay face and you smell like gay poon

[MewtwoGenetic]

hahaha omg they keep coming, gay defending their rghts haha u make my day dude

u try to sound not gay but that makes u sound even more, u need new tactics to hide it pal

[PsyckoSama]

@MewtwoGenetic

Its the Japanese joke. A very very... strange japanese joke.

[runeman00]

There's a difference between gay and MANLY. ;D

[twinturboteen18]

gay people have been around for hundreds of years man just accept it, i dont have any gay mates myself but im sure there fine and not as anoyying as they seem on tv, but this is a fairly messed up game but the japs standards are different from western ones where we think its gay and a tad disturbing they probly think its the norm have you seen how much porn there in in japan!

[MewtwoGenetic]

hands down my friend, yo uare the only one who got to undertsand my point, and i agree with you on everything, in fact, i do have friends on the internet that are gay, and i really apreciate them

[NarutoxDiego]

this is not gay...its manly.

I though gay was when 2 men have sex (ew)

I only see manly men showing off their muscular body in this game...while shooting lazzers out of their head...wish I had that power.

[ICouldntGiveAFlyingF]

0:46 - two body builders in thongs, dancing, holding hands and smiling with pink flowers in the background

if that isn't gay,i dont know what is...

[NarutoxDiego]

it can't be gay, pink is a manly color. no one said pink is a gay color. and what's wrong with guys wrestling? I see that on tv, guys wrestling, and no one says is gay, its call watching them fight.

is this just because it was created in japan? i bet that if it was created here in the US it would be called "manly" or "wrestling" but if its in japan they call it gay. how? its manly and they shoot lasers out of their heads...that's awesome

[thedragonb0y]

I now its a different country, but I just want to ask the company that made this. WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL WERE YOU GUYS SMOKING, SNORTING, INJECTING, AND DRINKING AT THE SAME TIME?!

[spply]

cock, obviously

[Metro9nome]

Best spazz-out song ever. Anytime I see a roider from now on I'm gonna have flashbacks & start laughing my ass off. This is hilarious!

[ivoryio]

why do i have the feeling i should be insulted?

[whantever]

WHAT THE GAY!?

[flyingerrplane]

i love that little blood curdling scream they throw in there

[destructorv2]

keep it up japan! no really, the randomness must keep rolling.

[acelord9]

i came

[killswitch308]

Am I high?

[groundzero1945]

ANIKI！あにき！アニキ！兄貴！！！

Aniki (elder brother).

cho, 超 (Super)

超兄貴＝ChoAniki=Super elder brother.....

[zazzdcz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO HILARIOUS!!!!

[retsub102]

Dear Japan,

STOP IT!!!.

Regards,

the rest of the world

[TheClodfather]

This.

[qwertyqeys]

@retsub102

Dear Japan,

DESTROY THE NON-BELIEVERS!

Regards,

the weird people.

[sybnios]

@retsub102 Dear fools,

Please stop being critics for everything and especially for something that you can't understand and in the end you don't like for your own reasons. If you can't live out of bounds just play in your little restricted area...

Best Regards

ME

[MEGAGUY21]

uuugghh...well yeah.....that was ...hhmmm different

[gonzolo4]

HOLY SHIT!!, buff oiled up dudes in little panties while wrestling and dancing, I think that's even a little to gay for most gay men. That was bad....just bad......now I need a shower.

[retread01]

Got a little sweaty from watching it, huh?

[ElNath645]

Oh god help me. X_X

[MegaMrYoshi]

also i have seen pictures of this game, it has builders in yellow hats just wearing white underwear, a statue that pisses lava, and a giant corn on the cob boss. I am not joking look it up.

[MegaMrYoshi]

i have to give credit for the people who made this awful game, this is the 4th one! Surely it must have been making barely any money, but they kept on making them lol

[doarner]

It got the name GAY written on every frame, USA should be considering give some special care about what they bring from Japan, specially today when this and those Lolicrap or Ecchi things are in boom in that perverted country.

[Zaz4Bi]

What a manly intro XD

[Shadonara]

What has been seen...Cannot be unseen...

Anyone has a can of brain bleach?

[olstar18]

MUST GOUGE OUT EYES!

[TorpeErik]

Inept nerd`s have the worst sense of humour, if you don`t get the humour in this your simply don`t get Japan.

[snackpeelskin]

OMFG! this will give me nightmares.

[Sneep29]

What in gods name. Fucking monstrosity.

[cantryss]

It amazes me how just about everyone acts like they didn't know what this already was and try to act as if they're shocked at the content. Like you didn't type "gay video games" or something of that nature in the search bar.

[WhiteLycanXII]

Brokeback Z

[squall600]

@WhiteLycanXII lol definately, never knew id seen gay japanese stuff until cho aniki came around, and i found out after there psn release on the psn japanese classics and right away its totally full blown gay.

[BTLarrity]

Why isn't this game called "Yaoi Fighting?"

[toadfan64]

I assume this game is for those gay people out there

[Protagonist]

OMG! There gay Nazi's.

0:54

[NewAgeRetroGamer]

@Protagonist Actually, that 'nazi' symbol is a kanji. I think Hitler borrowed it for use.

It's written 'Manji-gatame', and it's the name of that wrestling move they're doing.

[EnviousDominous]

This is what happens when an idea is made to be taboo. You get ripped body builders with shit eating grins try their best to "accidentally" slip it in. I blame myself for watching.

[morgy75]

THAT IS SOME WEIRD SHIT!

[MrWench]

I love when the girl screams ANIIIIKIIIIIIII! Rofl

[crazyjoe8621]

im not a homophobe.. but this is jus fkn wrong man who the fuck would play this shit

[checopoco]

What wrong with you Japan?

[coyotetalent]

is this some kind of joke?

[LookingOutForYou]

God damn Japanese

[Gamelvl84]

Ive heard the word "manly" but this is gay all the way.

[arn0ldaar0n]

is the object of the game to see who can jack eachother off the fastest?

[leechdom]

what the....i mean.... what!?! im scared...

[monsterfreek160]

did they have to go to his balls like geez man

[FrostedGhost]

The first time I watched this vid, I laughed so hard I was sure to die XD It's the number one of my Top 5 Worst Games Ever XD

[LkNzinhu]

wtf...

[CaptainOffit]

this game quite cleary is there to make young boys take steroids and fuck each other! is there a lesbian version of this game where it teaches girls how to share a double ended dildo and fuck each other? if so put me down for a copy!

[FeefXD]

OMFGJESUSCHRISTITBURNS!!!!!!!!­

[UB3RL33TCHICK3N]

0:55

OH GOD

[Protagonist]

Its the song that gets me "Pump to the rhythm"

This HAS to be the gayest game of all time.

[l1fton3]

part of me considers playing this just to understand what on earth i just witnessed. the other part of me knows its not going to get any less disturbing than it already is.

[henritje19]

WTF? WHERE THEY GAY?!

[Maverick2736]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[ian772]

okeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, now we all know what can cause lifetime nightmares 2 kids

[DemstarAus]

nightmares...that explosion sound at the end is from a Roland keyboard. EW EW EW EW EW bwahaha

[D4NT3D3VILF0RM]

THIS GAME IS GAY

[foxao]

Oh! Rly?

[000Moli000]

i remember the big brother of FF VII

[VinceOmega]

The hell was that?

[Meneseth]

Pause at 0:39.... Now tell me that this game isn't gay!

[TiroTarasin]

this is enough reason to go and off oneself o.o

kill it with chemical fire

[herecy13]

homorefic,i'm scarred for life!

[yoshi945]

muscle! muscle! muscle! muscle! muscle!

muscle! muscle! muscle! muscle! muscle! ANIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!

[IRRULE]

"muscle! muscle! muscle! muscle! muscle!

muscle! muscle! muscle! muscle! muscle! muscle! muscle! muscle! muscle! muscle! muscle!eyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha!"

[DrunKao]

Touché.

[DrunKao]

it's a standard rule of mine to avoid any site from blocking my comments.

[MagusJoseph]

Then why do you bother typing the word at all?

[DrunKao]

Why bother typing anything if I censor myself? I typed "f*cking" instead of "fucking" just to make things a bit more streamlined. That way I don't have to memorize sites that censor. Fortunately youtube doesn't censor comments, it allows it's users to do that for them. But other sites do block words, which don't even have to be curse words, that are on their blacklist. So it's easier to just censor myself and not worry about editing or retyping my comment all over again. Depending where I am.

[BlackLionFilms]

ghey comment

[ninjabuddy1]

dude, this is epic. they just released the first one on wiis' virtual console.

[JewTubeUsername]

Freaking GAR!

[Noblefauf]

メンズビーム!! (MensBeam!!!) wow...0.o

Still, the music is kinda cool. I wonder who sang this song.

[DrunKao]

What's funny is that this is a real game in Japan, on the f*cking PS2.

Also, wrestling is so f*cking gay.

[apiotuch]

incredibly gay and stupid, how did this get published?

[killerhobo97]

gay!

[Reuben961]

Gay, Ugly, Creepy, Scary, and Sad

[Leny1777]

MY EYES. I CAN'T SEE!!!

[MonsieurRien]

THis is the gayest intro I have ever seen.

[ultimatechakralives]

Everytime they did that a kitty and a puppy dies at the same time.

[MyNameIsAlsoKid]

scary. o.o

[mitcjase]

That was amazing. Totally gar.

[Fawful5]

I can no longer work out without getting this song stuck in my head!

Come do the muscle! Come do the muscle!

[thomasneilson]

oh

that was just a little gay...

[Kahouneko]

Only a little? :3

[AgentCack]

ummmm...yeah.

what did I just watch?

anyone?

[takeiuchi]

This game series scares me.... :/

[smudgeVIW]

your not alone

[Federicoxxx]

EY i saw a A SVASTICA at 00 44

[Kahouneko]

You saw a Manji.

[P0rn0ralle84]

Harde gaye! Whhhoooooooo!

[2PeteShakur]

'Wahhhh, Kawaiiiiii!' lol

LMAO!

~2PS~

[Ultimatestrife]

lol at 52-53, just like on UFC!!!

[wawatu]

yeah baby yeah

[loliking]

兄貴ィィィィィィィ～～～～

[halidefox]

No explanation FTW!!!

[ddongssanda]

Men's Beaaaaaaaaaam!!!!!!

[Marcman2020]

one word: LOL!

catchy song too...

1 2 Muscle!

1 2 Muscle!

[Buzda]

Unfathomable

[PsychoJosh]

The pair of erupting volcanos in the background look like lactating tits. :o

[Marcman2020]

pervert ;~;

[PsychoJosh]

Don't you know anything about this game? EVERYTHING in Cho Aniki has a sexual undertone.

[Fawful5]

This is the most hilarious intro I have ever seen in a video game.

[kefka242]

LOL wtf is wrong with japanese people

[Nintega]

lol homophobes are pissing in their pants!

[scubusdubus]

wow... that frightened me....

[Skorpor]

Awesome

[Barron198]

what the fuck is this shit r u all drunk or on glue

sweet ...