how to look like a poser. basically how to make skateboarders look like fags and how to disrespect the rest of us. great. this video is a load of bullshit.
Just about all the skaters where I live are grommy emo/scene kids who all wear tight pants anyway. I just look like a retard skating in the same spot as them when they all look like faggy emos and I'm stood there in camo shorts, a Cannibal Corpse beanie and a Decapitated tee.
the way to be a good skater is to blieve in your self do what you think is best wear what you want come up with some sick lines and try to make sum new tricks and definatly make it big !!! ( pls if u want to become a pro skater u need to come up with the sickest line ever )
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So i did everything, but theres one problem...how do i be a homeboy? like i tried everything...Got a tattoo, did some meth, watched people skate...but still nothin..Idk what it is, but if anyone can give me some advice id appreciate it. Btw, I used a Lil wayne song.
@igor4516 And also if you spell Mongo wrong, it will make you look like a bad skater...
Also. Only little fags who have only been skating for 5 years or so, say that, because they think they're hell good and shit and have to keap up with skater shit... :l
Ive been skateboarding since i was 7... im 15. I wear tight pants.. you calling me a poser? If your a real skater it shouldnt matter whether you wear tight pants or not !!!!
really!!!! how to creat fasion kids? if ur an experienced skater you can just tell bye how the guy holds the skateboard when he rolls up to the skate park that hes shit or good. the second that foot touches the board weather its just to stand on it or roll allong for a meeter u can just tell. the better you get the more comfortable you will be with the board it goes from being a bit of wood in your hand to a part of who you are and what you stand for.
lmao bro none of this shit would work doing what this guy says just makes you look like a poser and when you have money your a prep not a skater fucking retard and btw dreads are for niggas rapers not skateres
omg I LOVE SKINNY JEANS!!!! I wore em before i started skating. And i leave stickers on things. And i broke my board recently and walked away. And i chill and watch other people. Haha. No joke.
haha this is funny :D skating is about fun not looking like your good....and why the fuck would you walk away from you board when it has your trucks and wheels that are still find you only broke the deck?
ohb check out my channel if you need trick tips im just starting to post more n more and alo if you have a trick you want me to do request em but first subscribe so when i release it you get it.
wow keep stickers on thtz ramdom bt gewd i dont even do tha sticker part hehe mann tight pants are awesome n yall skate betta then mii well yall r cuz yall r guyz ima girl mann nun of tha friends skate only ma guy friends wich are alot !(:
Being a good skater isn't about how many tricks you can do, but flow. if you can ride a skateboard with GRACE and go from move to move smoothly, then your a good skater.
@lethalbro11 exactly, heres a shock for all u people who looked up this search, what about instead of "looking" like your good, how about u take some commitment and dedication to practicing and learning good tricks, then ull feel like u've accomplished alot more if people give you, like lethal said, "mad props" for ur tricks..not how u look..
@xfization well im a pretty good skater and skate almost every day only reason i looked this up becuz chicks dig the hardcore skater LOOK! in i meant the clothes.
id have to say the commentator on this video sounds like a fuckin douche
UnitedStatesOfSpange 2 weeks ago
Heres a tip how about you spend less time making stupid videos and styling your hair and practice also don't push mongo
AhhMyKnee037 3 weeks ago
Hahahahahahaha i laughed soo hard :)
HavenProductions365 4 weeks ago
i seen this 4 years ago and it was funny but i know this.
1.practice and stop pretending what your not
2.rock any style you want
3.stop trying to look like money cause it dont mean shit when it comes to skating
4.only accidently snap boards doing tricks.
5. 50 cent isnt cheesy
6.dont wear skinny jeans/tight pants because those shits will rip
Rastasskate2 4 weeks ago
luk at the description its a joke shit.... fukin trolls
TheNuke95 1 month ago
haha this was so funny
crushed377 1 month ago
what song called at 3:30 ????
crazydude7749 1 month ago
yeah to avril lavigne...the skater chick!!
valschuck61 2 months ago
I watched this because i thought it would be funny.
Lol Seems more like
"HOW TO BE A POSER"
this is how you look like a good skater.
PRACTICE YOUR ASS OFF SO YOU WONT COME UP SHORT!!!!
ONYX8024 2 months ago
leave socks in your jeans? wtf
decimalwhale 2 months ago
what do you do if your white
F34RJJJK77 3 months ago
The thing is that the guy at 1:45 is actually a really good skater!
x2bubbleman55 3 months ago
yh leave tags on so the police thin you robbed a shop
xXtoxxiczXz 3 months ago
press 8 repeatedly whilst saying the words '' nom nom nom nom nom ''
TheEditorsNation 3 months ago 5
2:14 lowest kickflip ever
ismelljello 4 months ago
can you dumbasses not tell this is a joke??
cojo65691 4 months ago
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lol even though it was a joke, a few of the guys were actually pretty tight at skating haha
ABDStillLegit 4 months ago
lol even though it was a joke, a few of the guys were actually pretty tight at skating haha
ABDStillLegit 4 months ago
The guy who talks sounds like hes on crak
BlazeXPyro63 4 months ago
it is how to act and look like a douche bag.
okjtgordon9 4 months ago
HAHAHAHA!!! This video is hilarious!
jameslawley86 4 months ago
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Keep pressing 8, Wow Scary Much O.o
berandom97 4 months ago
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berandom97 4 months ago
press 3 all the time and look at the back of the fucking skater!the man wears black hoody is like doing sex!hahaha!
mrkingremix21 4 months ago 12
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@mrkingremix21 and the guy in the front looks like he's jacking off
TheHudsonfilms 1 month ago
This is a joke right?
Cuz if it is... It was funny
ElectroDanceQueen 5 months ago
Wow this is hilarius.....If you wanna be a good sk8er than give it all you got....skating takes practice and heart.....NOW GO OUT AND FUCKING SKATE!
FLskater3696 5 months ago
or you just can practice your ass off nd try to learn the skate tricks!
shoopoopie1 5 months ago
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your promise did not come true
vjasfilms 5 months ago
i was kinda hoping this was tips to improve youre style while skating. this blows.
pixshowman 5 months ago 24
@pixshowman its just a joke :P
felixquebec11 5 months ago
is this a joke?
hermanisapoop2 5 months ago
poser mutch :L
ginger0paky 5 months ago
How to look like a good skater.
1) Skate good
nkr808 5 months ago
how to look like a better skater number1 and the only one!
GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND TRY IT U LITTLE FRICKS!!
xxIONBOMBxx 5 months ago
i don't think theres anything to show off about old navy
tbigam 5 months ago
is this a parody or what? either way it makes me waste a couple of minutes. dont wear tight jeans
nuj2d 5 months ago
is this in boston,MA?
xlANDR3Wlx 5 months ago
I don't think anyone else understands seems to get the humor and sarcasm in this vid
Lon3Assassin 6 months ago
@Lon3Assassin the internet is full of straight up fucking retards.
666ThaScarecro666 5 months ago
how to look like a poser. basically how to make skateboarders look like fags and how to disrespect the rest of us. great. this video is a load of bullshit.
TheHunte13 6 months ago
sometimes i push switch more to make it look like im hella good at switch
RegularOrDie 6 months ago
the wheel that fell off didnt have any bearings
TheMRWEEZLY 6 months ago
the only goos thing about the vid was lising to aces high at 02:58
MsMisty123456 6 months ago
To much candy dude... 3:25
danutz346 6 months ago
that aint a crappy song
LOJACKER123 6 months ago
how about you just skate and get good?
vargasmax 6 months ago
sucks
crazypersonlol34 6 months ago
Just about all the skaters where I live are grommy emo/scene kids who all wear tight pants anyway. I just look like a retard skating in the same spot as them when they all look like faggy emos and I'm stood there in camo shorts, a Cannibal Corpse beanie and a Decapitated tee.
Breadstickization 6 months ago
its a joke you can hear it in the beginning he says " sound professional " god how can kids be so stupid
miguelismetro 6 months ago
what is the bad rap song for number 5???
ThePman9000 7 months ago
@ThePman9000 Stunt 101 By G-Unit
TheGlenquagmire21 6 months ago
Oh hellz its paul wall!
DaRealLee 7 months ago
lmfaoo this made me laugh
TheSk8ordye 7 months ago
thats not a guide on how to look like a good skater thats a guide on how to look a twat
thumbersk8 7 months ago
lol this shits funny!!!! haha
kidnamedshaq 7 months ago
you kno... they have sidewalks for a reason
lestatdekker 7 months ago
the way to be a good skater is to blieve in your self do what you think is best wear what you want come up with some sick lines and try to make sum new tricks and definatly make it big !!! ( pls if u want to become a pro skater u need to come up with the sickest line ever )
XESEMLRIG 7 months ago
oh americans and their fucking baggy pant-,-
Hohooaa 7 months ago
this guy has opened my eyes
Mrgsy 7 months ago
I dont wanna look like i wanna be
TheDymekk 7 months ago
move at 3:36?
DomiNATEor 8 months ago
@DomiNATEor no comply pop shuvit
SkaterGirlMariaa 7 months ago
"rememer, always after you break your board.....walk off like a rockstar" xD
DemocraticKing 8 months ago
Wheel bitch im running away
Board come back
kk41769 8 months ago
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theblackhansolo 8 months ago
do not wear really tight jeans wear them bit loose
Mr11skatedude 8 months ago
@Mr11skatedude I although wear them a bit loose, but always remember dustin dollin: "if your pants don't hurt don't wear them!"
ILoveSk8brdng 8 months ago
I tried some of this stuff and it actually worked rofl.
It was a good thing that I could back it all up though because I actually do skate.
tjtheplay 9 months ago
So i did everything, but theres one problem...how do i be a homeboy? like i tried everything...Got a tattoo, did some meth, watched people skate...but still nothin..Idk what it is, but if anyone can give me some advice id appreciate it. Btw, I used a Lil wayne song.
OfficialAJayTV 9 months ago
hahaha. fuckin asians with cornrows hahahah!!!!!!!
theprodigy8081 9 months ago
this video is so stupid honestly no lie
MultiVans12 9 months ago
corn rows? NOT SICK!
MrEtniesrocks 9 months ago
Trick Tips: How to Look Like a flaming homo
tyler12cats 9 months ago
Lol@the asian dude with cornrolls!!! that shit was effin funny!!! my god!
Prologick 9 months ago
Lol@the homeboy.. thats me!!! when i get nervous,after seeing some 12year old killing the flat bars and verts at a skate park.. lol.
Prologick 9 months ago
1st tip is ok but if u do something at the end....
023Patuljak 9 months ago
@1:55 looks like toilet roll...
xstr4nc13ntb4rr4g3x 9 months ago
I tought this was just gonna be a total joke, but hey.. some of the skating was pretty decent
vegardertilbake1 9 months ago
wtf is this shit?
xstr4nc13ntb4rr4g3x 9 months ago
@xstr4nc13ntb4rr4g3x this...is...SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
BadgerWithSpoon 9 months ago
@BadgerWithSpoon lol...
xstr4nc13ntb4rr4g3x 9 months ago
wtf is this
Gudjon125 9 months ago
The guy with the tags was pretty good
jordansk8sforlife 10 months ago
These guys are damn noobs!! xDD
aleksandartolic 10 months ago
OMG a MANGO pusher at 1:15,,,, this big mistake will make you look like a bad skater( even if you are)
igor4516 10 months ago
@igor4516 And also if you spell Mongo wrong, it will make you look like a bad skater...
Also. Only little fags who have only been skating for 5 years or so, say that, because they think they're hell good and shit and have to keap up with skater shit... :l
GOODBADGAMER 10 months ago
@GOODBADGAMER haha damm mango pushers
punkinbeavisadam 10 months ago
IS HE SKATING FOR REAL SO
volcomstone1910 10 months ago
to look like a good skater you just need to learn how to skate and land tricks... thats it
jonyboy003 10 months ago
Dude leave your pocket out?
its like hes got a dildo in a sock floppin out his ass
C1B0RG1 10 months ago
skaters have mushroom/mopy hair not sort....
gotthkid2 10 months ago
@gotthkid2 haha are you serious?
Stuss1ting 10 months ago
wowww
bethesnoopy 10 months ago
Ive been skateboarding since i was 7... im 15. I wear tight pants.. you calling me a poser? If your a real skater it shouldnt matter whether you wear tight pants or not !!!!
MonkeySwoop 10 months ago
really!!!! how to creat fasion kids? if ur an experienced skater you can just tell bye how the guy holds the skateboard when he rolls up to the skate park that hes shit or good. the second that foot touches the board weather its just to stand on it or roll allong for a meeter u can just tell. the better you get the more comfortable you will be with the board it goes from being a bit of wood in your hand to a part of who you are and what you stand for.
martinseancamp 11 months ago
If your a skater it dose not matter what you look like
Loserbro01 11 months ago
Tip 5 Part 2: Make your skate video 20% Skating 80% Doing stupid shit infront of the camera.
Intoxiqated 11 months ago
lmfao the secret to skateboarding is flow. i have people telling me im really good all the time, when in reality, i suck ass, but i have sick flow ;D
jsk8er266 11 months ago
I was looking up the band How to Dress Well and saw this in the search bar.
I couldn't resist.
smokyp3nguin 11 months ago
piece of shit
automag97 11 months ago
trickxtips
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grunge65432 11 months ago
bad microphone
ichstim 11 months ago
this is gay
lif3skaterJay95 11 months ago
bad rap song? that was considerd bad in 2006 but Lil Wayne set the standards for shit music in the last 3 years. hahaha
JPfingerskater 11 months ago
haha wtf lol
the1chocolate1man 11 months ago
hahaha this was hilarious. Reading the comments - I can't believe some people think this is serious. Are they srs?
mellowow1 11 months ago
LOL, when the wheel came off there were no bearings
karldays 11 months ago
I clicked this video just to call you a faggot
TheFilmerDawg 11 months ago
get runover by a car lol
AnneWolfsRain 11 months ago
so this is how to be a poser?
smokink1ll 11 months ago 69
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is this a fucking joke?
youcantknowmyname1 1 year ago
more like "how to be a poser"
sk8erdude902 1 year ago
this is so frikkin funny. corn rows are sick.
xyoursweetheart 1 year ago
i wonder how many ppl took this seriously?
itsakadoozy95 1 year ago
lmao bro none of this shit would work doing what this guy says just makes you look like a poser and when you have money your a prep not a skater fucking retard and btw dreads are for niggas rapers not skateres
jmbl4491 1 year ago
how to be a poser
metabolico466 1 year ago 10
The guy with the broke skateboard just destroyed that thing in half and walked off, I like that part.
TheGreenMiracle11 1 year ago
they kinda perfected the bad music tip at the end of the video.
Songboy1997 1 year ago
the best way to look like a good skater is to be a good skater........period
imawesome722 1 year ago
u should were skinnys no corn rows and most important if u want 2 be a good skater just practice
MrJunkShake 1 year ago
skinny pants:gay
aasstonnbig 1 year ago
the homeboy? whack who goes to the skate park to watch not cool.
MarkHos1990 1 year ago
here is an idea... learn a few flashy tricks O_o
MRVansCoDsNiipeR 1 year ago
omg I LOVE SKINNY JEANS!!!! I wore em before i started skating. And i leave stickers on things. And i broke my board recently and walked away. And i chill and watch other people. Haha. No joke.
David1996190 1 year ago
@David1996190 ... you are not a guy...
lacoster25 1 year ago
@David1996190 Well, I guess that makes you the coolest guy ever.
iamthenmam 1 year ago
@David1996190 Haha at myself
Um. When did i write this? I swear to god i don't remember this at all. Maybe I was high or my freind did this. Haha. Probably a friend.
David1996190 1 year ago
@David1996190 you might be gay
MrDHA55 1 year ago
@MrDHA55
I was kidding. But i didnt post that. Haha
David1996190 1 year ago
tight pants ftw!!!! :D
reggae1904 1 year ago
that was bad bad bad
LaFeen 1 year ago
u guys r stupid if u think thi guy is serious
adamskates13 1 year ago 18
haha this is funny :D skating is about fun not looking like your good....and why the fuck would you walk away from you board when it has your trucks and wheels that are still find you only broke the deck?
iMvAwesome 1 year ago
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I hate this fucking shit!
Pjotor1989 1 year ago
thats the biggest load off shit ive ever heard it doesnt matter how good u look it matters how good u are
tomstheskateboarder 1 year ago
do u mean how to be a poser
TheToad111 1 year ago
@TheToad111 thats the satire of the video... died laughing watching this. haha!!
WHITE5KIN 1 year ago
ohb check out my channel if you need trick tips im just starting to post more n more and alo if you have a trick you want me to do request em but first subscribe so when i release it you get it.
maxsk8s 1 year ago
wow keep stickers on thtz ramdom bt gewd i dont even do tha sticker part hehe mann tight pants are awesome n yall skate betta then mii well yall r cuz yall r guyz ima girl mann nun of tha friends skate only ma guy friends wich are alot !(:
sxycat12 1 year ago
what
ok
i guess
but why keep the stickers on
hrdcorhippy 1 year ago
@hrdcorhippy i dunno this guys a retard
tomstheskateboarder 1 year ago
i think some1 who wheres nerdy clothes and is fucking good at skating is waaaayy cooler than an avereage skater with tight pants and shit like that
Buttsause123 1 year ago
i think some1 who wheres nerdy clothes and is fucking good at skating is whyyy cooler than an avereage skater with tight pants and shit like that
Buttsause123 1 year ago
Being a good skater isn't about how many tricks you can do, but flow. if you can ride a skateboard with GRACE and go from move to move smoothly, then your a good skater.
kjun13 1 year ago
@kjun13 i think the word ur looking for is "Style" but u got the point across lol
enjoiskating4life52 1 year ago
I didn't laugh until the avril lavigne song came on, now that was funny
JonathanBruner182 1 year ago
this vid is hilarious!!!
sk84lifemat 1 year ago
AHAHAHAH this video was funny.
Hax0rzozTV 1 year ago
WTF? its not about fashion man ?
XmitchellX123 1 year ago
50 cent is the bomb
skaterjohnmccusker 1 year ago
how to be a good poser
marcoarturorosillo10 1 year ago 26
umm sir it seems your wheel fell out. (oh and theres no bearings in it)
privatsnickers 1 year ago 3
this was a joke obviously if you were hoping it to be real then you lot fucking fail at lifee...
indyskater96 1 year ago 31
@mzamurman The video is a joke dude. wow.
Znqt 1 year ago
its is a funny video and im not making fun of anyone, im just going to say that I used to wear tight pants... then i grew up..
WhiiteBlankPage 1 year ago
fuckin fags
RollerRoller235 1 year ago
why would u want to folow these things ull turn into a poser
Dennyboy190 1 year ago
i said a mean comment before my bd tyler butchell
Sk8er123101 1 year ago
lmfaoo funny shit
ENDVash 1 year ago
Am i am the only one who realizes this is a joke?
Edwardohhh 1 year ago
how to be a poser
venace77 1 year ago
i loved this!! :DD <3
MrAntifunctional 1 year ago
this videos title should be called how to look like a d-bag
stylerapper10 1 year ago
lol i like how everyone is taking this so seriously when its just a fucking joke....XD
MLhomeskillit 1 year ago
doesnt matter if youre black, white,...asian. corn rows are always sick. yea right.
sexbagelsk8er 1 year ago
dude i am no way breakin my board and loved it :D
PinkSherbertful 1 year ago
maiden rules
imabitch4u 1 year ago
jeez no one on youtube can take a joke
liamdallama 1 year ago
Song @ 3:21?
UNANSWEREDXXX 1 year ago
ur telling people to be posers
blacks1can1sk8 1 year ago
HAHA - POSE IT UP!
aggressivemall 1 year ago
50 cent is not bad
cambell9 1 year ago
ahahah awesome :P
tiagotuga0 1 year ago
im a good skater, but i just want to learn a 3 flip.
wwwwiiiiiiww2 1 year ago
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wow ur such a fucking fag dude pick up a real skate and learn u poser fag! i love raping u little fags in skate
RisenSkateCrew1 1 year ago
wow ur such a fucking fag dude pick up a real skate and learn u poser fag! i love raping u little fags
RisenSkateCrew1 1 year ago
@RisenSkateCrew1 in skate
RisenSkateCrew1 1 year ago
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@RisenSkateCrew1 in skate
RisenSkateCrew1 1 year ago
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SomeJamaicanKid 1 year ago
@lethalbro11 exactly, heres a shock for all u people who looked up this search, what about instead of "looking" like your good, how about u take some commitment and dedication to practicing and learning good tricks, then ull feel like u've accomplished alot more if people give you, like lethal said, "mad props" for ur tricks..not how u look..
xfization 1 year ago 37
@xfization well im a pretty good skater and skate almost every day only reason i looked this up becuz chicks dig the hardcore skater LOOK!
tkdmonsters 1 year ago
@xfization well im a pretty good skater and skate almost every day only reason i looked this up becuz chicks dig the hardcore skater LOOK! in i meant the clothes.
tkdmonsters 1 year ago