I do follow standup a great deal in States and try to write funny stuff but I always hear people using my material so somebody is going into my brain and stealing it!
Hey do you know who you look like and am not joking you look like that band chick who kinda talks too much from american pie. But what do i know am kinda wasted. Either way you are pretty.
Gosh! An author reply. The Micheal Jackson thing is down to the the light washing out your facial features. Are you facing a window onto a white sky? Just turn on a lamp with an old style light bulb in it (not the energy bulb ones). Put it on the floor between the lens & you. Then you can go back to being a nice healthy version of Karen Carpenter. You might not have the time to do that. I can imagine that you have a distrupted schedule if your birthday is on good friday as it changes each year.
Yes it was just Good Friday that year! The light was coming from the windows - the only real lighting I had since the lights weren't working at that point! (I could plug stuff in but the fuse connected to the light switches wasn't in my flat and it had broken - think they were in an empty property next door!)
My girlfriend is a photographer so some of the interest in the subject has rubbed off on me I think. Hang on. The fuses were next door? Damn that sucks and surely that fails some kind of housing standard. I've had plenty of crappy houses whilst studying. Nevermind. Having looked at your channel, I think you do live comedy. Got any clips on your channel? Is that what the sister channel is?
Q) How does a comedian reach up to screw in a lightbulb?
I used to have some stand up on here but it was old stuff and not the best I could do - not really representative - so I took it down! I should move from here - I need to soon. There were rats in here the other day and I would really rather I didn't wake up with my face chewed off by them!
Suffering for your art in that flat? It's a shame that you dont have any stand-up. I find that very few female stand up comedians are all that funny and I got my hopes up because you are obvioulsy a bright spark. BTW I'm not sexist for thinking that. The missus has said the same thing before. Often, too much material revolves around simply being a woman and bugger all else. Black comedians do something similar. The typecast is tiresome. Sounds like your broken ratty flat is material in itself.
Even white, middle class, middle aged, straight men do a lot of material about that (can't really do their type of material and get away with it though, I suspect!)
Of course it isnt like gender shouldn't be mentioned at all. When the majority of one person's act is material just about that, it gets repetitive. Just in case you think it, I am not middle aged. I also think that middle class is only achieved upon owning a house (or similar like a flat). I think that some white guys do what you said but it is far less. Michael McIntyre does it & it gets boring. Franky Boyle doesnt but he still maintains the theme of who he is.
Thanks. I think I am better than I was when I videod myself doing stand up last - and so that's another reason not to show it. I have had mixed opinions about it - the persona was maybe a bit too screechy and nervous-energy driven for a while and it made people uncomfortable. They prefer a calming influence! I think doing a lot of MCing recently has helped but I need to get back to doing solid sets.
Well I haven't seen the stand-yp yet, so hold your thanks. You MC? I dont get it. You dont strike me as a pushy tw*t. How do you go about the MC thing? Do you put on an accent and say things like Bo Selecta (or the modern equiv)? I have never liked the idea of a Master of Ceremonies. I've only had lame experiences. They're always like the king of a dung heap. They always spoil the song just like those DJ's at school discos when I weas a kid. Maybe you're fantastic at it. Got any vids?
Not music MC - comedy MC - aka compere. Basically you do your act and interact with the audience - make sure they are ready before you put on another stand up doing a set. You are on the whole night between acts! You have to keep the evening together.
You mean a warm-up-guy (girl in your case). Like Michael McIntyre on his comedy roadshow. I recall it being called compere. I did roll my eyes when you first said MC. Thank heavens for that.
Whatever, I guess that a persona is required. I think that I would have found the screechy thing too intense. That said, it is better to have some energy than to be tepid like Nina Conti. That puppet business is so desperately retro. US stand-up can be contrived & shouty. In the UK I guess we need a balance.
Sigh. You probably think I'm racist now for saying that. This is youtube after all. Well I'm not. In fact, I'm more interested in what people think than just gender or skin colour. I think that is far from racist or sexist. Oh why do I care? It's just bloody youtube. All the best with the stand-up. BTW with that short wig in the "new look" video, you could have passed for Chachi from Happy Days played by the young Scott Baio. That's because he looks like a chick. You dont look like a man at all.
A lot of my material is indeed about my flat , rats etc! I don't think I do much about being a woman, though possibly one or two jokes depend on my physicality. I think you have to key material into whatever is true for you and your life. It's a balance though. The last thing I want to do is put myself in a box - unfortunately that's what most of the successful comedians do these days.
People only use the "1000ft tall and describe how you would step on a bug" request because usually they mention you have to imagine doing it bare foot. They only request that so the foot-fetishers can hear woman rant on about their feet.
I simply meant that insulting people really isn't a very good way to get people to open up. It's interesting you display all the traits you hate. I only worked in local journalism for about a year btw - I moved to London a long time ago.
look how many views u got for talking about fetishes! lol Iwanna see what other pairs of heels and boots u have now. Can u show them in your next vid?
I like all kinds of fetishes. I particularly enjoy being a sub to a woman. I like femdom, bdsm, cock and ball torture, bloodplay, whipping, anal torture, etc.
Hi there. Happy birthday, dudette. A video with glasses? Hmmmmmmm. Those are some weird weird requests. But yeah, hope to hear from you again soon. Take care.
Well maybe not that odd - but everyone has their own special thing that make them happy but might not mean so much to anyone else! I shouldn't really make fun of other people's special stuff. It's so hard not to though.
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i like stuffing my face with food until i feel i will explode
jambrandon531 4 months ago
I wish i was a bug just to see what it feels like to get squashed under those thick soles of yours. You are beautiful.
TheDoormat2u 1 year ago
...Im so confused... Whats with the wierd ass questions and comments? lol, Im okay with it, they just made me laugh xD
Very cool though :3
SarasosalovesDamen 1 year ago
i would love to see your feet and soles
fatahmetal 1 year ago
I do follow standup a great deal in States and try to write funny stuff but I always hear people using my material so somebody is going into my brain and stealing it!
Danny7618 1 year ago
If you're single, maybe we can chat on Facebook but I'm under my given name. I think you would be pleasantly surprised like I was seeing you on here!
Danny7618 1 year ago
You're very pretty! Single?
Danny7618 1 year ago
Hope you had a nice time with the parents and a very Happy Birthday.
thataintrightatall 1 year ago 2
@thataintrightatall thanks!
Eliseharris 1 year ago
I like braces AND glasses girls
rwaf 1 year ago
i like to be trampled by girls in high heels thats my fetish i would also like to get trampled by you:)
kright2008 2 years ago 4
Oh!
Eliseharris 2 years ago
nice glasses! what's the prescription of them?
liberty1258 2 years ago
show us your legs in heels
stormycliffs 2 years ago 2
I got one!
Eat the camera! lol jk
Raptoman822 2 years ago
fetishes? ballbusting of course.
Wolvenchaos 2 years ago 2
Hey do you know who you look like and am not joking you look like that band chick who kinda talks too much from american pie. But what do i know am kinda wasted. Either way you are pretty.
cura1987oo2 2 years ago
Alyson Hannigan! Yes I have had that said occasionally! Thanks and hope you have a good week.
Eliseharris 2 years ago
i have a crush fetish. (crush porn)
SquishTheBug 2 years ago
musical bass is a fetish for me
jambrandon531 2 years ago 2
jesus, what you guys communicating through 'scroles' of papirus
dr400motard 2 years ago
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This is a great video here!
Chicago10281 2 years ago
I've got a fetish. Could you sing some Micheal Jackson songs?
Enough joking. She doesn't look like Michael in this one. It was most likely a bad camera angle in the other "size matters" video.
She actually looks lovely in this one and the rest of the vids.
TableWolfMusic 2 years ago
Thank you. I still find the Michael Jackson thing a bit bemusing! It has spread to at least 5 of my videos.
Eliseharris 2 years ago
Gosh! An author reply. The Micheal Jackson thing is down to the the light washing out your facial features. Are you facing a window onto a white sky? Just turn on a lamp with an old style light bulb in it (not the energy bulb ones). Put it on the floor between the lens & you. Then you can go back to being a nice healthy version of Karen Carpenter. You might not have the time to do that. I can imagine that you have a distrupted schedule if your birthday is on good friday as it changes each year.
TableWolfMusic 2 years ago
Yes it was just Good Friday that year! The light was coming from the windows - the only real lighting I had since the lights weren't working at that point! (I could plug stuff in but the fuse connected to the light switches wasn't in my flat and it had broken - think they were in an empty property next door!)
Eliseharris 2 years ago
My girlfriend is a photographer so some of the interest in the subject has rubbed off on me I think. Hang on. The fuses were next door? Damn that sucks and surely that fails some kind of housing standard. I've had plenty of crappy houses whilst studying. Nevermind. Having looked at your channel, I think you do live comedy. Got any clips on your channel? Is that what the sister channel is?
Q) How does a comedian reach up to screw in a lightbulb?
A) Stand-up
That was deliberately crap by the way.
TableWolfMusic 2 years ago
I used to have some stand up on here but it was old stuff and not the best I could do - not really representative - so I took it down! I should move from here - I need to soon. There were rats in here the other day and I would really rather I didn't wake up with my face chewed off by them!
Eliseharris 2 years ago
Suffering for your art in that flat? It's a shame that you dont have any stand-up. I find that very few female stand up comedians are all that funny and I got my hopes up because you are obvioulsy a bright spark. BTW I'm not sexist for thinking that. The missus has said the same thing before. Often, too much material revolves around simply being a woman and bugger all else. Black comedians do something similar. The typecast is tiresome. Sounds like your broken ratty flat is material in itself.
TableWolfMusic 2 years ago
Even white, middle class, middle aged, straight men do a lot of material about that (can't really do their type of material and get away with it though, I suspect!)
Eliseharris 2 years ago
Of course it isnt like gender shouldn't be mentioned at all. When the majority of one person's act is material just about that, it gets repetitive. Just in case you think it, I am not middle aged. I also think that middle class is only achieved upon owning a house (or similar like a flat). I think that some white guys do what you said but it is far less. Michael McIntyre does it & it gets boring. Franky Boyle doesnt but he still maintains the theme of who he is.
Your stand up sounds interesting.
TableWolfMusic 2 years ago
Thanks. I think I am better than I was when I videod myself doing stand up last - and so that's another reason not to show it. I have had mixed opinions about it - the persona was maybe a bit too screechy and nervous-energy driven for a while and it made people uncomfortable. They prefer a calming influence! I think doing a lot of MCing recently has helped but I need to get back to doing solid sets.
Eliseharris 2 years ago
Well I haven't seen the stand-yp yet, so hold your thanks. You MC? I dont get it. You dont strike me as a pushy tw*t. How do you go about the MC thing? Do you put on an accent and say things like Bo Selecta (or the modern equiv)? I have never liked the idea of a Master of Ceremonies. I've only had lame experiences. They're always like the king of a dung heap. They always spoil the song just like those DJ's at school discos when I weas a kid. Maybe you're fantastic at it. Got any vids?
TableWolfMusic 2 years ago
Not music MC - comedy MC - aka compere. Basically you do your act and interact with the audience - make sure they are ready before you put on another stand up doing a set. You are on the whole night between acts! You have to keep the evening together.
Eliseharris 2 years ago
You mean a warm-up-guy (girl in your case). Like Michael McIntyre on his comedy roadshow. I recall it being called compere. I did roll my eyes when you first said MC. Thank heavens for that.
Whatever, I guess that a persona is required. I think that I would have found the screechy thing too intense. That said, it is better to have some energy than to be tepid like Nina Conti. That puppet business is so desperately retro. US stand-up can be contrived & shouty. In the UK I guess we need a balance.
TableWolfMusic 2 years ago
Sigh. You probably think I'm racist now for saying that. This is youtube after all. Well I'm not. In fact, I'm more interested in what people think than just gender or skin colour. I think that is far from racist or sexist. Oh why do I care? It's just bloody youtube. All the best with the stand-up. BTW with that short wig in the "new look" video, you could have passed for Chachi from Happy Days played by the young Scott Baio. That's because he looks like a chick. You dont look like a man at all.
TableWolfMusic 2 years ago
A lot of my material is indeed about my flat , rats etc! I don't think I do much about being a woman, though possibly one or two jokes depend on my physicality. I think you have to key material into whatever is true for you and your life. It's a balance though. The last thing I want to do is put myself in a box - unfortunately that's what most of the successful comedians do these days.
Eliseharris 2 years ago
can you do a video wearing handcuffs?
2000handcuff 2 years ago
People only use the "1000ft tall and describe how you would step on a bug" request because usually they mention you have to imagine doing it bare foot. They only request that so the foot-fetishers can hear woman rant on about their feet.
At least that's the way i look at it.
252Dazz252 2 years ago
Yes, you are probably right - I keep getting requests that are innocuous at first sight but a little odd when you start thinking about them!
Eliseharris 2 years ago
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I want to piss all over your face. how does that make you feel?
drbaffler 2 years ago
I simply meant that insulting people really isn't a very good way to get people to open up. It's interesting you display all the traits you hate. I only worked in local journalism for about a year btw - I moved to London a long time ago.
Eliseharris 2 years ago
You're rude to me then expect me to give you a sensible answer? Hmm, I can see why you gave up journalism.
Eliseharris 2 years ago
i would let u stomp on me
thomasrfcno1 2 years ago
how about sum eggs n shooz???
eggfilledskateshoes 2 years ago
I love women with English accents, can't take my ears off them.
4thtroika 2 years ago
Happy birthday
jaded5632 2 years ago
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UR FAT
seldoms33nkid 2 years ago
sexy shoes
seonf 2 years ago 2
Can I diaper you?!
scapegoat117 2 years ago
I think eyebrows are hot in a women
atlasperros 2 years ago
look how many views u got for talking about fetishes! lol Iwanna see what other pairs of heels and boots u have now. Can u show them in your next vid?
tmbstnman 2 years ago
I like all kinds of fetishes. I particularly enjoy being a sub to a woman. I like femdom, bdsm, cock and ball torture, bloodplay, whipping, anal torture, etc.
7Row7enn7 2 years ago
splatters under her shoes...
EGOLOSSDaN 3 years ago
FEET!!!!!! LICK THEM!!!!!
kroger2005 3 years ago
how strong are your glasses?
hertzrouter 3 years ago
About -5/-6 in each eye. The slightly 'better' eye also has astigmatism though.
Eliseharris 3 years ago
yeah you were being silly haha! ITS ALRIGHT LOL.
niceguy01 2 years ago
wtf
manluvf 3 years ago
Hello
I love uour face, could I see your face when you are whipping your feet. I love it. please do that bye bye
parshia 3 years ago
,..how about pooping in a pair of white panties and then sitting in it,...that would be different,..lol
pantspooped 3 years ago
i want to see you beat a transexual black midget with a bag of potatoes. Ah yeeeaaaahhh.
GenericBrandname84 3 years ago 2
Look like you have some real beautiful feet hidden in those shoes... would love to meet you in the role of the bug!
HeelOnMe 3 years ago
I would give anything to see you squish a bug/insect with your barefeet, wow.
ahoymate32 3 years ago
Has anyone told you that you really are hot
dhlynka 4 years ago 2
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You think shes hot? Dude you must be an alien
911adamboy911 3 years ago
Can you wear sperry topsider boat shoes and socks? Would love to see you tying and untying them.
steveyoumans 4 years ago
u look lovly when u put your hairs out
on3tub0 4 years ago
ooooook then. Is every woman in England that looney? lmao
rapurnell 4 years ago
she's cute, I'd like to see her in some nice sandals too.
crushingvanessa 4 years ago
muah lol stupid girl
footlover00 4 years ago
Could sing a Beatles song?
interstategar 4 years ago
See how easy it is to be attractive?! Just do whatever we want. ;)
You're a good sport.
aplastar 4 years ago
talking of fetishes i would realy like to see your feet or feet in socks even thanx
SCORPIOBOY1984 4 years ago
You look lovely with your hair down Elise. Hope you had a great time with your parents at Easter.
darren9030 4 years ago
Wanted you to wear glasses? LOL... and I thought my fetishes were weird...LOL God...
Willbo29 4 years ago
Omg this woman has such a dry wit. I was laughing my ass off at this. Stuff like this makes me appreciate the English.
lilleo1968 4 years ago
Please stomp some bugs with these boots :-)
ikel333 4 years ago
I have attached my video about "Fetishes". I collect them! I have a fetish for fetishes.
Momotaro15 4 years ago
you remind me of bridget jones! You're sooo cool!
textytestyonetwo 4 years ago
Awesome squishing boots! I volunteer to be the bug!
fredleo 4 years ago
Have a good trip, and I hope you don't get internet withdrawals. Hey, it can happen.
yournextex 4 years ago
O-Behave
BAMSPLENO 4 years ago
Well bugger, I didn't get to wish you HAppy Birthday on your birthday.Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn ! Damn!
cw3030 4 years ago
Happy, happy, happy, happy... oh noooooo,
Royality check in limbo.
Crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy...
Copyright contested!
Sadly, sadly, sadly, sadly...
Can't afford a lawyer.
gurlinterrupted60 4 years ago
Many happy returns!
aegidian 4 years ago
You demonstrated your ability to put your feet near your head, and then got sarcastic about its being sexy.
Hmm.
I'm too young to make the obvious comment.
digbytantrum 4 years ago
I wish I didn't think I was funny when drunk.
digbytantrum 4 years ago
Really good to see you happy and well again!
4ofSwords 4 years ago
sounds like some of your requesters need to read
Dr. Richard von Kraft-Ebbings 19th century
"Psychopathia Sexualis" either in the original German
or a fine Englischer translation.
Thanks for the fetish overview. You're a real sport
speedcrayzy 4 years ago
Happy happy happy happy birthday, and royalties to you! :D
Urgelt 4 years ago
Hi there. Happy birthday, dudette. A video with glasses? Hmmmmmmm. Those are some weird weird requests. But yeah, hope to hear from you again soon. Take care.
ROMEDAWG
XVulcanRavenX 4 years ago
Well maybe not that odd - but everyone has their own special thing that make them happy but might not mean so much to anyone else! I shouldn't really make fun of other people's special stuff. It's so hard not to though.
Eliseharris 4 years ago
Hey what about MY request?
LoveCraken 4 years ago
What request? Oh the toast! I didn't have a bread.
Eliseharris 4 years ago
Ah you fool. Lol
Do it another time then.
LoveCraken 4 years ago
Have fun! Someone asked me about giving them my old glasses! Bless, I have had some odd requests! You make me laugh:)
chellbie 4 years ago
Bye Elise!!!
Larkall 4 years ago