How To Suck at Black Ops (Call of Duty: Black Ops Machinima)

[TheSupataco1]

wow i never knew how much of a champi am at failing

[thunkawoo]

Press 2 then 5.. BUTUHAVE TO FUCKIT

[NEMESIS1191]

HAHAHAHA "an uzi with warlord and no attachments is one way to go!"

[Ducksymoylan]

"Now get out there and play like shit!"

[persionlamb]

LOL KMART has worst internet connection

[xJoeBrox37]

i dont need the instructions i just look at the pictures

[JayGTelevision]

So....all this time I've been sucking the wrong way!!

[kivanc903]

press 5

after he says fuck press 8

fuck you

[martinalabanza]

Dude, i've been sucking at FPS game ever since counter strike, i dont just suck for myself, i suck for my whole team. So this video just showed me some of the tactices i've already used before. Nice try rookie.

[xianos707]

lol this video is awesome, I always have red bar connection and end up team killing

[Bogusburger]

I dont need ur help to suck at cod

[nocodnogod]

All of a sudden, after watching that gameplay, I feel like...a...complete...FAILIURE­!!!!

[sepkamrouz1]

@necrophobiia1 he said "if your not rocking a 1 or 2 bar connection your doing it wrong."

[xXk3lv1nXx]

i did all these and my KDR went from .5 to 2.0

I suck so bad!!

[oLYRICMANo]

keep pressing 5

[Sh3aCas3m3nt]

Hahaha suck like a champion

[machinima173]

press 8 every 2 seconds...... he says "yo"

[MCwithPshycosis]

@machinima173 OMG THATS SO COOL

[Catzboy290]

Go shity plays they are totally the best!

[x0DragonBlade0x]

PRESS 5 REPEATIDLY

[aieownyou]

@x0DragonBlade0x No

[SqUaWk123456]

@annodover I use it with a red dot and grip and do fine with it.

[SqUaWk123456]

@annodover Well, If you call going 32 and 5 with it on grid then whatever,

[MrLukster99]

what wud u wont 2 play rubbish this vids a waste of time

[biggboom100]

press 5

[jadenyuki72]

best way to be a douche on cod is to get hardline pro, then wait for ur teammates to use carepackages, if they something shitty like ammo let em keep it, when they get some thin that is a 5 kill thing change it!

[JtheMighty]

@jadenyuki72 lmao, i have only done that once and it was to some ass who kept talkin shit in the lobby then we ended up on the same team. I wish I would have saved it his reaction was classic

[D34THGU1T4R1ST]

Wow I listened to this made the uzi class and everything and still got 30 kills a match

[NeCrOpHoBiia1]

He says "if your not running a 1 bar then your doing wrong", at the end he has a 2 bar I guess he's doing it wrong

[thereviewguy69]

Lmao, and while your at it throw some flash bangs his way cuz you know, fuck it.

[RUMadBro1]

118 people have a kmart connection

[SqUaWk123456]

The uzi is amazing!

[smalls4000]

To really suck at Black-ops all you have to do is play the game. and there you have it. you suck.

[xp720]

i already suck. this is a just a reminder why i suck.

[Ob1ivion17]

You wanna know how to really suck at Black Ops? Just quickscope, and you'll suck worse than that guy.

[anumperlumpa]

dnt forget if ur teamate is standing in a corner be sure to trap him and shoot lots to get u both killed :D

[dan1stheman23]

He is amazing at this game. I wish I was that good

[N2350]

black ops sucks anyway so whatever

[hunk666mrdeath]

#6 if a teammate die near you, what you do is stand in the same positicion he was standing

[RBGxS1CKxPURPLE]

WOW! thanks for all these tips on how to suck is never sucked more in my life til now

[vidmasterify]

damn there goes my KDR

[miciso666]

im so good, its so hard to suck at cod -,-, any tips people i always get near 30-2 i can never go lower

[Captnhook123]

im finally pro at something

[firebolt113]

I don't need instructions on how to be bad, I just do it

[jenardude100]

@firebolt113 same here

[Whatdoyouthinkist]

@firebolt113 I don't know about you guys but I do XD

[AdamG1983]

Last night had some 'Bama (Alabama) "Good Old Boys" (old meaning 12 year olds) who were openly talking over mic about how they were going to help each other by "not killing each other".

My final score of 32-3 validated how "LULZ worthy" that match was.

[spikegrant57]

I don't need this stuff. Just give me a cod game and I'll suck like you've never seen before.

[exileinoblivion16]

@spikegrant57 you should see my friend he is terrible he went 0-91 yes 0-91 and yes he was trying

[WalkthroughMaster97]

my friend metsndgiantslover11 is doing a 1600 msp give away and doesnt have alot of people in the giveaway so if you want to win msp easily look him up and look in the description for details thnx for ur time :)

[iQuaziRock]

u said u suck? I see your rank young man ;)

[omgustolemyname]

i can do bad all on my own...

[KaiGamer]

@laxbro2895 if you're still kicking ass the simple solution is to either NOT do anything. Or to run around staring at the sky spraying your bullets nonstop(preferably with an M60) and if that doesnt work, then snap your disk.

[CrabbyCakes702]

lmao this is pretty much the COD player base in it's entirety. Man up and play Battlefield to get trumped if you have balls.

[ADAMTHEKILLJOY]

@CrabbyCakes702 battlefield is to slow

[CrabbyCakes702]

@ADAMTHEKILLJOY Slow but takes at least SOME skill. The only reason COD is fast at all is because of the tiny maps that couldn't even fit two midgets fucking and not to mention the little skill required to aim. BF has no aim assist for the kiddies.

[ADAMTHEKILLJOY]

@CrabbyCakes702 yeah but maps like array are big I mean slow in a metaphorical sence like getting kills and all this I respect your opinion and hope you respect mine.

[CrabbyCakes702]

@ADAMTHEKILLJOY I sure do! Everyone is entitled to like what they want. :)

[Mackenziewebber]

Lol he went 5 - 10 and got 2nd on his team

[MrLawlkatz]

people on youtube need to stop comparing games.....you are all tools and don't know wtf you're talking about, and if you hate CoD black ops so much, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING THESE VIDEOS??? *end caps lock*

[earthbendingJediGIRL]

u actually kind of sound...serious lol or is it just me :P but hey this was pretty funny :D

[MrLawlkatz]

@earthbendingJediGIRL serious sarcasm is the best humor ^^

[laxbro2895]

I did all of what you said but im still kicking ass! What am i doing wrong? :(

[bravepotatoman]

XD CoD Lag Ops

[imSeeJayv2]

Black Ops doesn't need me to suck :D

[therossflud]

LOOK UP NETTOES

[therossflud]

NO ITS NETTOES CONNECTION

[JonL1997new]

A FUNNY machinima video? It must be Arby N the..... wait...... a funny, machinima, BLACK OPS video?! THE WORLD'S ENDING

[AddMe2012]

Add Me!!!

[MisterMakakinhu]

thanks machinima for theaching me how to suck :D

[SandyyBreasts]

lmao!

[PAYBACKaiw]

Physics + Math + Logic + EatMyDiction = This.

[Dagurasu08]

I was almost persuaded there.

[TheLegendarycy]

NOW GET OUT THERE AND PLAY LIKE SHIT!!!

[genericcool]

That's funny

[MetalorGTFO]

IM SO MOTIVATED!!!

[TwoCamelsInATinyCar0]

Know I know, and knowing is half the battle!

[NebulasInBloom2010]

Haha awesome. I remember when you were saying you'd make this.

[sheahanman]

damn its hot in this rhino.

[EmberrHD]

I literally invented thi..

[EmberrHD]

this was hilarious.

[chabowker]

Gettin pretty sick of the DUI ads before every video.

[goldlemur33]

You should do a gameplay demo.

[boodah721]

lol hes level 50 :P

[alex254papa2]

i will play like shit, Sir !!!!

[MrFloatingrock]

the 1st one doesn't work because in black ops you can run into the guy and knife him without getting hit. thats black ops for you.

[TigerFlavouredDragon]

i actually do all of that even before this came out :)

[VLADN9]

you don't have to tell me twice :D

[BrandonAndCaleb]

this is funny as Casey Anthony's dead corpse. :D... (so higlarious)

[slongoon]

@BrandonAndCaleb wow go fuckin die bitch

[BrandonAndCaleb]

@slongoon or maybe you should stop bitching at me over youtube bc u think ur a hardass :) Just saying

[jr3535jr]

this is wat i say when i feel like sucking "IM HEAR TO FUCK SHIT UP"

[drummerman720]

While your at it throw some flashbangs his way cause you know fuck it

[SpetsnazFinest]

just use the uzi...gosh.

[Atomgna]

This was surprisingly good and hilarious at the same time!

[Apacolyptic]

How to suck at Black ops: Play Black Ops

[LeafRaider]

I can do all this but when I'm the host :(

[iCopiedYou]

iCopiedYou

[thebigapple0]

All I do is pull out C4 at the start of a hardcore game

[ElSalvadorHUN]

now get out there and play like shit xD

[GamerFailure]

Awesome video but it does come to me naturally i am afraid :p

[112leo]

@GamerFailure me too :D Im a natural at runing into enemies firing bullets at me, get stuck in things, kill team mates and obviously have one of the shittiest internet connections known to man.

[countryboy667]

@dragon12652 nice lol hes my idol i need to be tuaght his skills

[CODGuardian]

Amazing Black Ops Multiplayer and Zombies Glitch!

/watch?v=2XaCZVBF17w

[grimmenigma949]

@kruleb you forgot, always jump out of cover when enemies have power weapons, and or jump into the line of fire, oh and always go out on your own....

[martinrunskate]

why dont you just go running with a frag in your hand, anyway you would die and you didn´t even try to effor in that

[jageniffer]

eatmydiction.. best gamertag ever :P

[ace2high]

I suck for fun.

[TheLoonert]

im glad this isnt to serious or stupidly dumb

[TheJacobandmark]

in mw2 i was playing hardcore team deathmatch and this kid said he was one kill away from a tactical nuke so i went over and killed him LOL! then he sent me "messages"

[112leo]

@TheJacobandmark epic, i tried myself and the guy said the samething I went over to him shot him in the face and got banned cause he was the admin :D

[nerokashu]

@TheJacobandmark i would do the same thing

[nintendonerd82]

i like how he was in 2nd

[ProfBlahson1]

Hold on, can't finish the video. Gotta put another quarter into my internet modem.

[CortezGamero]

I like your name.EatMyDiction.

[EatMyDiction1]

@CortezGamero Thank you. Me too.

[RushVeros]

In Soviet Russia, shit plays like you!

[myke11219]

i kinda suck because of my connection...

[waytooaverage]

I think this is the first CoD video I've seen that I genuinely liked.

[Wuhana]

i play like shit without a tutorial :]

[multifire9]

"now get out there and play like shit" LMFAO

[Dranas64]

It's funny cuz MLG uses these tactics.

[Romshch]

hello my name is James

i dont like michinima that much BECAUSE IT HAS TOO MANY SHITTY RETARDED VIDEOS

[MrFightingirish98]

funny



[OVERWATCH340]

Took this advice and got a great game *trollface*

[MrBOclips]

Best Macinima video to date haha

[katakisLives]

A game with a hardcore reputation like this! I very much doubt its that hard to suck! you get thrown in at the deep end and are left there to drown! in single player games the difficulty ramps up at a steady rate but with something like this you are thrown in with the best of the best from the word go! best way to suck= buy the game after its been out for a while and then try!

[0000tonc]

i rofled

[OpticTacoKlan]

Get Out there and Play Like SHIT!!

[FlyHighWithAStick]

This really helped my gameplay :D!

[RacerX5034]

1 bar For Life motha focka

[GOTHICxLEPRICON]

goooood thanks ı really suck at cod now ım such a pro at ıt :D

[robospike55]

I'm surprised at how little hate this video has. I thought that some people wouldn't like it. I personally love it, its hilarious

[XzBurningStarzzXz]

Can sum1 plz tell me how to get cod points fast without doing wager matches ? I really want gold commando

[xxStealthTacoxx]

@XzBurningStarzzXz Only play domination and don't go for objectives, just camp kills

[zbLoodlust087]

haha competition for worst players

[chunanontv]

i don't believe people actually liked this -.-'

[justmedawg]

"Now get out there and play like shit" lol epic line xD

[Nickanator58]

I guessing you followed these steps

[Xeon3loosh]

i like CTF hardcore when they r going to cap the flag i kill them and steal the cap and i allways freez thing with conc and i saw tooooooooooo many ppls with warlord with out atta or with undermountin things like noobtube and its nice to mess around with them

[falconsfan717]

wow. they are just handing out machinima contracts huh? anyone who can play a video game can be a machinima director now.

[matman972]

@falconsfan717 I know Right... God it's So Fucking Annoying...

[chrisking69]

i don't even play codbo but i couldn't stop laughing during this video

[Schokoxx]

I'll try this rite nao.

[DoneByMrD]

I believe!

[Doomgod27]

I took notes.

[CrewFrost]

I like how you got at the end 5-10 and half of your teammates got even worse..

genius

[ZzTrickyShotzZ]

There is no excuse to suck at black ops, the famas is always available

[RandomTomahawkFTW]

He should of said put on some anoying ass perks like Ghost or Ghost Pro.... so all the ghost users FUCK YOU!

[flipthatZeR0]

99 people are noobs:DD

[ryanmedernach]

97 people are too good to suck

[N3377N]

@MetroidFanClub QUIET!! Grown ups are talking. Youtube is not your type of place. Now GTFO #DoIt

[OliverJKeane]

/watch?v=mXc5BIxPFBc - Black Ops map pack 4 - Leaked Information!!!!

[MASTERFREG]

@MetroidFanClub

Carcass not carakass!

Spelling!!!!!!!!

[flyboy248]

@MetroidFanClub dude,it's a joke.get over it

[TmWalshe]

@MetroidFanClub you have issues BIIIG issues



[shakkful]

@MetroidFanClub That was not funny :O

[EatMyDiction1]

@MetroidFanClub Challenge Accepted.

[muzicghost]

@EatMyDiction1 lol

[Metsfan8998]

also shitty connection is called Mcdonalds connection

[adidas22205]

@Metsfan8998 McDonalds? How come? I've heard of a Walmart connection.

[ShinyaShin13]

MACHINIMA, I WANT MOAR OF THIS!!!1

[zepo999]

lol

[SpeciaIized]

best part is that he still beat some of his teammates

[Gears3Data]

like for cookies