All self defeating, skidding down hill, drafting downhill, wearing a helmet in traffic on a fixed gear downhill, the 1600 bike and fur lined lappel racing jacket, helmet and bare arms, racing at walls in order to narrowly miss them.
A video i made, excuse the music (only had 2 cds to choose from and the "Haulin 'Butt'" thought i had to edit it for youtube, I'm computer illiterate.
If you love to hate check the video and message me, or comment on it if it lets you.
This is so incredibly funny. Making a video of beautiful scenery punctuated by mediocre skidding and an over dramatic soundtrack is hilarious. It makes me want to throw out my bike though.
Am I seeing things or did I see slow motion fixie skids for a good 30 seconds of footage & it did my eyes deceive me when I saw these cock shiners take turns at filming each other going down the same petty weak ass descent?
Don't any of these skinny legged bitches ever ride up a fucking hills in their lives, wow woopty doo da you can roll down a fucking hill, now get back up it cunts!
You know, it is acceptable to wear Lycra with a nice shammy when you take long rides. Just because it's a track bike doesn't necessarily mean you must wear cut offs with dangly keys.
I'm going to give it a thumbs up. I liked the flipping back and forth of night to day, and ocean scenes to give a cool "big sur" feeling. Of course it could be better........ still pretty good.
real cyclist wear helmets AND have brakes, AND, they don't hot-dog across a highway, I don't care where they are. Gives the rest of us a bad rap. This video was as stupid as it gets
My first thought is "at least they have helmets!" and my second is "it doesn't look like they have tools to deal with even a simple flat out there..."
Why do hipsters have drop bars if they never ride in the drops? Every hipster I see only has his hands either right next to the stem on the bar tops or in some sort of underhand grip on the transitions like they are Kevin Bacon or something.
Where are the hills? Let me know when you ride Big Sur end to end on fixed gears -- with the two massive ascents at the North and South ends and all the saw tooth in between.
You guys are dense. HWY 1 is one of the most dangerous passages in CA. People are killed regularly along the very same turns that you guys are dicking around on. People make that commute daily and could care less about sharing the road with cyclists. Go back to the cities.
@phattyjax I don't think they can reach the drops. It requires some pretty extreme flexibility to get all the way down there. The only extreme thing they are good at is x-treme skidding
Hipster gear - Check Hipster bike - Check Video camera - Check Drive up the coast in mom's Lexus - Check Find epic but flat section of PCH - Check Ride back and forth and back and forth doing kick ass tarck bike tricks - Check Find another epic but flat section of PCH - Check Do totally kick ass tarck stand - Check Find epic and flat section in front of motel - Check Do totally kick ass night skids - Check Drive back home - Check Make epic video - Check AYHSMB
YO Nate its Chris Cook, Amazing vid by the way, glad to see you alive and well.
buttniee 1 year ago
think you dudes need to really work on your skills before you work on a vid like this, you just look like beginners with to much money
ideasoner 1 year ago
I bet they smell European.
buckeyeballs2008 1 year ago
beautiful
starfishinc 1 year ago
All self defeating, skidding down hill, drafting downhill, wearing a helmet in traffic on a fixed gear downhill, the 1600 bike and fur lined lappel racing jacket, helmet and bare arms, racing at walls in order to narrowly miss them.
A video i made, excuse the music (only had 2 cds to choose from and the "Haulin 'Butt'" thought i had to edit it for youtube, I'm computer illiterate.
If you love to hate check the video and message me, or comment on it if it lets you.
JohnVeloBlake 1 year ago
Song is: Country - Empire Of The Sun
ardas1 1 year ago
i love this video man! especially with the song playing. What is the song called?
PedoBaur 1 year ago
what is the song please?
joehoughton 1 year ago
Wheres the hill bombing?
try doing it no support, no helmet, 40 lbs of gear, & riding into the night, fixed, then start posting videos like you accomplished something
FrenchNuggins 1 year ago
Wow, talk about high cadence. Gear down dude!
hyper7pro8876765 1 year ago
i hate how every asian thats GOOD at skating quit to fixie. im like the only one still skating. fixies are hella fun to ride tho.
enjoisk8er95 1 year ago
This is so incredibly funny. Making a video of beautiful scenery punctuated by mediocre skidding and an over dramatic soundtrack is hilarious. It makes me want to throw out my bike though.
blued12869 1 year ago
@blued12869
yeah but i don't think you understand, it's shot in black and white
Theochineh 1 year ago
Are those *actually* skinny jeans cutoffs? o_O
cstubing 1 year ago
Am I seeing things or did I see slow motion fixie skids for a good 30 seconds of footage & it did my eyes deceive me when I saw these cock shiners take turns at filming each other going down the same petty weak ass descent?
Don't any of these skinny legged bitches ever ride up a fucking hills in their lives, wow woopty doo da you can roll down a fucking hill, now get back up it cunts!
chips108 1 year ago 2
@chips108 you're my hero
FrenchNuggins 1 year ago
You know, it is acceptable to wear Lycra with a nice shammy when you take long rides. Just because it's a track bike doesn't necessarily mean you must wear cut offs with dangly keys.
sweinberg3000 1 year ago 2
terrible camera work does not merit pretentious black-and-white treatment.
ithcy2 1 year ago 2
I'm going to give it a thumbs up. I liked the flipping back and forth of night to day, and ocean scenes to give a cool "big sur" feeling. Of course it could be better........ still pretty good.
Superhandydave 1 year ago
real cyclist wear helmets AND have brakes, AND, they don't hot-dog across a highway, I don't care where they are. Gives the rest of us a bad rap. This video was as stupid as it gets
tenormama 1 year ago
AYHSMB
BevoBill31 1 year ago
fixiedouches
sullman67 1 year ago 2
gorgeous song
dizmaze 1 year ago
ever heard of a chamois?
jaypinion 1 year ago
I wonder why there is no footage of them going uphill?
jmarshallbadger 1 year ago 17
@jmarshallbadger
they get a car for that
Theochineh 1 year ago
The repair tools are in the car that is never more than 100 yards away.
williamf777 1 year ago
My first thought is "at least they have helmets!" and my second is "it doesn't look like they have tools to deal with even a simple flat out there..."
1mp0r7g4m3r 1 year ago
Hipsters: Where's the part where you get hit by a fucking truck?
skinjobseattle 1 year ago 3
run out of footage much?
MrJbrydges 1 year ago
Why do hipsters have drop bars if they never ride in the drops? Every hipster I see only has his hands either right next to the stem on the bar tops or in some sort of underhand grip on the transitions like they are Kevin Bacon or something.
williamf777 1 year ago
@williamf777 They put their hands right next to the stem for maximum knuckle-tattoo legibility.
thefranklots 1 year ago
i ride fixed gear bikes too but why cant hipsters ride their bikes without having to make some "epic" documentary about it???
sweet slo-mo skidz brah.
illdthedj 1 year ago 3
Where are the hills? Let me know when you ride Big Sur end to end on fixed gears -- with the two massive ascents at the North and South ends and all the saw tooth in between.
dkopf 1 year ago 3
As a cyclist, who has a fixed gear in my fleet, I'm embarrased by this video.
krskid 1 year ago
You guys are dense. HWY 1 is one of the most dangerous passages in CA. People are killed regularly along the very same turns that you guys are dicking around on. People make that commute daily and could care less about sharing the road with cyclists. Go back to the cities.
SprishNautical 1 year ago
bikesnobbed- Check
yatomon1972 1 year ago
hills?
718spartan 1 year ago
100% gay - double check
pedrobarboney 1 year ago
Are the drops just for looks?
phattyjax 1 year ago
@phattyjax I don't think they can reach the drops. It requires some pretty extreme flexibility to get all the way down there. The only extreme thing they are good at is x-treme skidding
t00thygr1n 1 year ago
@t00thygr1n It also requires they setup their fit correctly, which comes about sixth or seventh on hipster bike priorities.
krskid 1 year ago
rnw94030 1 year ago 11
The participants and maker of this video.....lamest people ever? Nice music.
wrightbeau 1 year ago
@wrightbeau
Song is Empire of the Sun - Country, it is good, so is the entire album. Check them out.
Here from snob.
Gearoboy 1 year ago 2
You've been snobbed. Let the ridicule commence.
mpheenan 1 year ago
You guys live more in a day than I do in a year, and it looks wonderful.
infrafan 1 year ago