Your Mom Jokes

[xlrd98]

tactical mute inbound

[0123fabulous]

you spelt "bord" wrong.................fail

[purplejacketman1]

yo mama so ugly goldfish dont smile back

[idioticpwns]

yo mamma's so fat, she went deep-sea-diving and got harpooned.

[chevyalltheway1388]

tha ocean didnt sing tha whales did

[oblivionspeaker]

your moms so poor i saw her kicking a box down the street and when i asked her what she was doing, she replied, "moving"

[oblivionspeaker]

your moms so poor i threw a rock through a window on your house and hit everyone that was inside

[oblivionspeaker]

your moms so fat her high school yearbook picture had to be taken from an aerial photograph

[iamTheTurtle1337]

lol they were pretty good actually, thumbs up if agree

[xoticvoltagez1]

ur moms so fat when she went to japan every1 was like ahhhh its GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!

[WaNkInGsQuIrReL]

Your mum's so fat she can only run when she hears the word 'burger'.

[yoshifog2]

To fast

[andrewprinceisgay]

U

r mom is so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and shit herself.

[drakovids]

Oh yea!!! Well your mom...is a fish! *laughing in the background*

[zachf1997]

u need to learn to spell creator, its spelled bored

[natexo14]

Your mom killed her self in a port a potty ambitiously

[Anvilforever]

Ur mom is so fat she had u to make unfunny jokes on youtube

[321iambenny123]

You Know Who Else Got Fired From Her Job For Being An Immature Little - Wait, Wrong One.

[SEATracers]

Your mums so fat, she walked into KFC and started singing "we are family" :D

[SEATracers]

Your mums so dumb she got locked in Tesco and starved to death xD

[ArcheSan1]

I did your mom.

A favor.

By making you.

A cake.

For your birth.

Day.

[sigrestbrandon]

jokes on you, i leave during commercials

[hardy4everfan]

Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew. Thumbs up if you agree.

[prozkiller1]

ya mums so fat she gave birth to a 25 pound turkey

[thyknight1]

your momma so fat she sat on your ps3 and turned it into a psp. yo momma so fat even chuck norris is afraid of her

[MaadisonHaailey98]

I Didn't Watch The Whole Video , But If This One Is On Here Then Sorry ;

Yo Momma So Fat I Took A Picture Of Her In Christmas Of 2010 & It's Still Printing

[skyguy2326]

Ur moma so poor I lit a match in her house and da rouchs started sayin clap ur hands stomp ur feet prays da lord we just got HEAT

[skyguy2326]

Yo moma so fat she triped over wal mart, fell over seers and landed RIGHT ON TARGET

[Emokitty0709]

ur momma pussy so wide she gotta sign out front og your house that says free for all

[BluesClues840]

ur mama so fat when she fell outta bed she bounced up and high fived jesus

[bubbles1312flower]

my cousin was laughing soooo hard

[bigd4465]

omg i now this song i luv it its off of bleach i luv that show XD

[ggffhhss]

To mamma so old when she was in school there was no history class.

[ggffhhss]

Yo momma so fat when she is in a elevator she has to go down.

[jordansfan239]

yo momma so ugly she looked and scared da fuck out her self

[jordansfan239]

yo momma so fat when she gets on a elevator it says one at a time please

[jordansfan239]

yo mooma is like a brick flat from both sides nd ghets laid by mexicanos

[jordansfan239]

mane yo momma so black when she went to night court dey marked her guilty foe not showin up

mane yo momma teeth so yellow crows be picking at like corn

yo momma so old she left her purse on noah's ark

yo momma like humpty dumpty she be ghettin humped den dumped

one thing yo momma nd amber cole have in common both have a vaccum as a mouth

[jordansfan239]

bro u lame a.f u i can beat yo asx bruh

[dennis12427]

your moma is so old that she has got a picture of Moses in her year Book.

[cameoisnotajerk555]

Your mamas so stupid she stuck 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent.

[ferdo141]

your mama is so nasty a skunk smelled her ass and passed out

[otniel709]

yo mama is so fat she ate a battery and she said i got pawwer

[DAMI3N2011]

These are so old, just like your mum

[Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX]

Ur mom is so slutty & stupid she confused Elmo with Dildo.

[HeHeTalinaHeHe]

Ur mommas so fat she had to be baptized at Sea World

Ur momma so stupid she put a paper on the tv and called it pay-per view

Ur momma so ugly she's the reason Where's Waldo is hiding

Ur momma so fat that when she got outta the car I started laughing but the floor cracked up

Ur momma so ugly she makes blind kinds cry

[BBK197]

Yo mama so fat, she needs cheat codes for wii fit

Yo mama so fat when she webt to KFC she ordered the bucket on the roof

Yo mama so fat when she sat on an ipod she made the ipad

[NoobGamerProductions]

Jokes on you, i have two dads.

[thcheeseluva]

this was good but needs better music

[Nicki56782]

Yo momma so fat she sat on a pig and it turned in to bacon.

Yo momma so fat the equator is her belt.

Yo momma so fat when she was in the elavator she HAD to go down.

Yo momma so fat she had to purchase TWO airplane tickets.

[rickmick5225]

your mama so fat that when god said let there be light he asked her to move oh that is aswsome if you think put a thumbs up

[MJJBG98]

Yo momma so old that when Moses guided all the people through the water she was there fishing.

[MJJBG98]

Yo momma so poor she uses cheerios as earrings and she puts a cheezel on her finger as a ring.

[XXDRANCOXX]

yo mama so ugly when bloody Mary pop out she said o hall no

[LIonheartsify]

yo mama's so nasty she went to burger king to lick other peoples fingers

[11insertusernamehere]

yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the pacific ocean its tarted raining in japan

[14jackthelad]

Your mums so stupid when she were burgled of her T.v she ran down the street after them saying "You fogot the remote" :) Your mums so old she has more wrinkles than a Mcoyes crisp :)

[WowEnufsaid]

Yo momma is so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone :D

[doubtfuldonkey1]

i lmffao (laughed me f*****g fat ass of) btw im a mum lol and no i didnt spell mum wrong

[JakeRoy96]

i don't get it

[Ksicsfaces100]

i lmfao so hard when i heard the kool aid joke lol i remember that commercial

[itsmeh5786]

OMG GUESS WHAT???... ur mom

[itsmeh5786]

@slashsonic427 hey i say that lol cuz u said smart one i said then when my sis droped her phone when we were climbing a mountain i said SMART ONE!!

[crazyzeldingfangirl5]

NOOO!!!!! NO SASUKExSAKURA!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[celloplaya17]

Yo mama's so fat, when she lies down, she's the same height as when she stands

[mrfluffymoustache]

Your mommas so old she owes jesus 3$

[FJKinc]

ur mamma's so black it made ichigo's getstuga tensho look white xD (srry to be racists :( )

[mrfamilyguy36]

@FJKinc RACIST

[FJKinc]

@mrfamilyguy36 :p bleach song :D

[2tom23]

You spelled bored wrong...

[TheDylXchris]

Yo Momma So Stupid She Slept With A Ruler To See How Long She Slept

[TimmyBear235]

2:11 it depends how thick the glass is

[redroosterfreddy]

1:09 Wait what? Did they really...? Yes, they did spell professionals wrong...

...I'm bored...

[Yahooblue42]

yo self so stupid that you spelled "bored" wrong @ 2:43

[oceangirl1525]

yo mommas so fat she had to use an air mastress as a pad.

yo mommas so clumsy she gets tangled up in a cordless phone.

[funnybob200]

Yo mama so stupid she had you. I made that one up

[Pwnzor30]

Yo momma so fat, the eiffel tower saw her and ran away.

[Pwnzor30]

Yo momma so fat, even naruto couldnt believe it.

[princesschichi248]

WACK!!!!

[wwe13999]

U all have it wrong it is your moms so fat she saw a bus full of wihite kids and she Seidel hey stop that Twinkie

[ThebestBrand88]

The music is retarded

[MrFunnymember]

Yoooo momma so UGLY, bob the builder said i cant fix THAT!!!!

[MrFunnymember]

yo momma sweet for sweet tarts

[poricocoo]

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped up in the air she got stuck.

[TheSlyfox403]

My mom is so nice she got me mcdonalds! Im so fat im eating the mcdonalds!

[TheCards77]

its your mama so fat when a bus full of white people came by she said stop that twinki . not what u said

[202NATTAN]

how abut urmomma is so fat that when started to sweat it turns out as a heavy rain fall

[lilbaldo1]

yo mamas ass so hairy when she farts it looks like devyon reybolds is going to pop out and say old man america!

[SuperCreativeBuilder]

your momma is so fat when she sat on a one pound coin two fifty pence came out.

[dbzrulz100]

your moms like a post it shes always posting on facebook

[mike889b]

yo mama so fat that the pilot said look at the cook pit

[JuniorHockeyFreak]

Your mommas so fat when she sat on the iPod she created the iPad

[n00bP0AkO]

fuk dueds u c@nt sp3ll rite!!!! hahahahahaha P3@c3

[Paulsski1]

your mom'a soooo old she sat beside jesus in school

[zach150lol]

I asked your mom,"Whats for dinner?", she open her legs,"Crabs".

[bitethis47]

Oh you were BORD..i see.lol

[TheJokerK2]

285 people are the Mommas :)

[TheOnewheelers]

poo



[DJF744]

Yo momma so fat she falls off on both sides of the bed.

Yo mommas like a mosquito I have to slap her to stop sucking.

Yo mommas so ugly Bob the Builder said we can't fix that.

[MrKoolaidman2011]

now I know comebacks to giant purple dildos, gee thanks mister G.I. JOooooE!

[clickbangyourdead]

yo mamma is so stupid she threw a rock at the floor and missed

[WriterThe101]

you mama's so old she was there when adam and eve ate the apple off the tree

[swan6307]

your mom is so fat that theres unfitting music playing in the backround.

[znile1]

Your mom is so fat that you have to make videos with jokes about her in

[legoclones3]

Yo mama so fat when she was at the park everyone had to jog around her.

[ur3rdlegg]

your mom is so fat wen she asked for a water bed the put a blanket over the ocean

[MrNintendo222]

your mama so fat even God couldn't lift her spirit

[TheKiller611]

yo momma so fat when she steps on the scale it says "To Be Continued"

[AngryHolly]

Yo momma so stupid she tried swimming on a pool table.

[okkelvig]

YOUR MAMAS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE LAYS ON THE BEACH GREEN PEACE COMES AN PUSH HER DOWN IN THE WATER!!!

[floopula]

this is a naruto theme



[x2bubbleman55]

Ya mum is so poor that when you were having diner she spread her legs open and said spaghetti time! :p

[AllieLittleMonster]

you are gey

[djjayd12]

Yo momma's like a brick. She is flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans.

[mexicanmachin92]

@djjayd12 im mexican,somewhat im offended

[djjayd12]

@mexicanmachin92 Haha! I would just like to say... I have nothing against mexicans! Only the mexicans that hop the border and do stupid shit! Again I don't have anything against all mexicans! I'm very sorry if I offended you but yo mamma jokes are just offensive in their nature.

[Lioren1985]

"Yo mamma"-men and nerds are holding two sides of the intellectual universe. Thank you guys for keeping the balance

[iGameNakedx]

the song is epic belach FTW!!!!!!!!!1

[niggahobo]

@iGameNakedx your mom

[iGameNakedx]

@niggahobo lol

[austinchaplin]

Aname is gay!!!!!!!

[utubmster]

i got the 1,000 like! :D

[chaney231]

@utubmster your mom! lulz that was dumb

[TheIpodtouch1997]

your mom is so fat she changed myspace to no space xD

[divinidadoscura]

Yo momma is just like a big mac...shes big, fat, and $1.69 on wednesdays

[olivia51396]

Your mom is so fat, the sorting hat assigned her to the house...of pancakes

[kelman221]

Your mom is so fact i couldn't think of a joke to do her justice.

[xEclipSeHD]

Could you please tell your mom to stop changing lip sticks its making my dick look like a rainbow! lolz

[PenanceFail9]

Yo mama so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology note from the condom factory! Biotch!!!

[mongastinotv]

@Mycutiepie222 even though your bigger than me

[bombmanify]

Ur mom is so fat she fat lol

[SuperMaplesugar]

why fat

[MyCutiepie222]

Your Mama So Fat When She Jumps In The Ocean The Whales Say,,,, WE ARE FAMILY!!!!!!

[otakuandproudofit]

yo mamas so ugly she turned Medusa to stone

[wonderwaffle65]

ur mommas so old that her breastmilk is powder

[MyCutiepie222]

@wonderwaffle65 WHITE CHICKS!!! LOL

[Elisixxbabyy]

your mommas so fat she aint got lint in her belly buttion she got sweaters 

[246810mia]

you spelled bored wrong

[246810mia]

its 60 mintes not 30

[menslady125]

Yo mama's so fat, that she's four and a half feet tall...laying down!

[SuperPurpleMelon]

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to McDonalds she takes the McDrive route because she too fat to get through the door!

[SuperPurpleMelon]

just mum's like a post box-She's always got fingers in her slit! O.o

Your mum's like a glass of mustard-Everyones always putting sausages inside her!

[WickedAceMasterMoore]

thats bad



[WickedAceMasterMoore]

dont make jokes about god

[NationalFlameZz]

Yo mama so dumb u asked her to buy u a coloured tv and came back half an hour later and said wait what colour

[NationalFlameZz]

Yo mama so fat she went to the cinema and sat next to everyone

[jumpsalot30]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah i like the glass wall one!!!!!!!!!!

[TheThetromboner]

The bus full of white kids was funny

[sickyvickyful]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHA­HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA­HAAHAH



[nina44ever1]

yo mama so stupid she liked this video

[xSkullCandyxStudios]

Yo momma so fat, that when she stepped on the scale, she asked why her phone number was their

[slashsonic427]

ITS 2 HOURS TO WATCH 60 MINUTES SMART ONE!!!

[xxSMASHEDUPxx]

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections yo mama so ugly when she goes into a bank they turn the security cameras off

[l4khi]

Good ones there. U make them?

[snakehunterz]

your mommas so fat, last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

[2010gmoney]

Yo mamas so fat she needs Cheat Codes for wii fit!

[snoopydog1511]

you spelled bored wrong just to let you know and most of those were really dry as hell (mother fucker!)

[mlynnf2010]

@snoopydog1511 he didnt spell bored wrong..! Jeez stop bein a hater!

[DahTacoOfSweetnness]

Your mama so dumb, she thought you were a good idea :P

[DigitalMonkey3113]

bored

[McSon03]

yo' moma is soo fat she needs cheat codes, for wii fit.

[parkour1lover]

yo' moma so fat that.... oh i cant tell this joke cause your moma broke it with her fart

[YoMan4121]

Oops bored. iPods have annoying auto erects

[YoMan4121]

@bsmitty447 ya mean board.

[jason911123]

your mamas so stupid she just eats the "dinner" table

[jason911123]

CORRECTION = your mamas so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales sang "we are family"

[MegaMetallicadude]

your moms so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued

[Thorne594]

yo mama is so fat, when she got a happy meal it frowned at her.

[jhrjtr]

your mama's so stupid, she had you.