"i wish i knew how to quit you" HAHAHAHAHA !!!! that's the famous quote from brokeback mountain, Amir watched that? and how do Jake know that quote is gay? did he watched that too??? LOL....
0:23 Oh boy...it's a little embarassing but i swear ive done that before...climbed two steps, looked back, thought it was too high and freaked! haha!!
@anthonykeynan I don't know if you're being ironic, or to mimic Amirs phonetical pronounciation, because I misspell certain words on purpose to try to illustrate a particular accent (Mack Twain kinda started that twend, and he was a great authar); but they are called drawers, and I don't think it sounded like jours when he said it.
@Jirbolicious wait, was that in the video. you must teach me how you made this intense observation. you need to pass on your hannibal lector like ability to detect that which no one else can . just......... wow
There are times in your life when you ask yourself what your role model would do. So why the hell did you end up hanging with Amir? Oh right he's obsessed with you.
This is easily the funniest Jake and Amir there is.
Rawr8987 1 day ago in playlist Season 1
haha the "I wish I know how to quit you" scene where Jake ask if Amir's gay is just THA BEST! xD
kissekosse 2 days ago
I have work in the morning. I should really get to bed. But. I. Can't!
BlackIce620 2 days ago
i have the exact same jacket as amir!! im a 14 year old girl...
mrsshellyanne 5 days ago in playlist Season 1
im fuk*ng sick of those stupid ads if i see another bali ad im going to stab my own knee with a fork!
shockingboiyy 1 week ago
@shockingboiyy you should use an arrow.... that way you can actually use the term "take an arrow to the knee".... problem?
PwnageEFX 6 days ago
SHIT MAN!!! OLMEC STATUE!!!!!!
ihatebullshit101 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
i swear ive watched the fosters advert 120 times in this season
wetnjuicie 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
if i see another of that old spice commercial, im gonna shoot myself in the knee with an arrow
HuffTheMagicDragon11 2 weeks ago
Is it bad that Amir;s my role model?
BobertGuacamole 2 weeks ago
FUCK OFF HEINEKEN!!!
MrJony93 3 weeks ago
I like the "Shock 'em" glove in the background
SteamingSoda 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
ONE SECOND!!!!! LMAO!!!!
KO9958 3 weeks ago
RUN AMIR.. RRUUUUUUUNN!!
TheDigitalStone 4 weeks ago
jake, run, jake run...run, run run run....
Curse you StonysSteffComedy
cabooseTF2 1 month ago 30
Hey guys can you come out my channel? I have some awesome and funny videos all ready for you guys to come watch! Thanks! :0)
TasteLikeGreen 1 month ago
the way amir says it at 1:58 is the funniest!
missgypsysayspeace 1 month ago
Oh, shut the fuck up Amir! You're so fucking annoying! But I can't stop watching!
aussienerds 1 month ago
keep pressing 4...looks like Jake is playing pianio while Amir is playing guitar
roughryder5 1 month ago
for some reason I still can't tell if amir is acting...
SuperZac8 1 month ago
one second......ONE SECOND
zoisgs 1 month ago
OMG OLMEC FROM LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE. Thats awesome. I LOVE THAT SHOW.
misswrestling45 1 month ago
Go to hell in a handbasket
I LOL'd so hard :DD
stricken132 1 month ago
keep pressing 2
ZOMBIEKILLA192 1 month ago
too many videos.....need to do homework'
stevenbeckx 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
what was that Aztec thing in the background at 1:44
RoboPlan 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@RoboPlan It's the mouth the sound effect floppy disks are stored in
alexhan6 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
back when jake and amir was good
WillDinn 1 month ago
One second.... ONE SECON--!
123lightingman 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
ಠ_ಠ
aceW3RM 1 month ago
well, this is it....this is the episode, i have finally watched every episode of jake and amir.
hold. for. applause.
3pt1415926535 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Jake is such a nice person <3
destddub 1 month ago
>:| are you gay man?
Necrotwilly 1 month ago
0:45. That's me.
Iminyourheadforever 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
God I have school tomorrow... LET ME SLEEP!!!!
MadiMe123 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
amir has a fucking martin guitar!
pajamaguitarist 2 months ago
old jake and amirs :) so funny
TheGretschFanatic27 2 months ago
i'd frigging love to have a guy like Amir around, he's so damn funny :P
FeatherPosing 2 months ago
"I got a splinter."
"You're not even near the dresser."
"I got it from the carpet."
BEST PART!!
GingerHoosier 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
"ha you've just been punked by jake and amir, BITCH! jake run!!!!"
jobo50123 2 months ago
Get that Martin out of Amir's hands!
shazukal 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
if you look under 25 be prepared to show ID
Lott74 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Go to Helena Handbasket.
UntitledHome 2 months ago
"i wish i knew how to quit you" HAHAHAHAHA !!!! that's the famous quote from brokeback mountain, Amir watched that? and how do Jake know that quote is gay? did he watched that too??? LOL....
aqleberryfinn 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@aqleberryfinn well cuz he basically told jake that he cant quit him....sounds pretty gay by itself lol. never actually saw BB.
chaseyoung1800 2 months ago
thz d yellow belt :S
wez1to2 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Amir is soo loke my brother !
MrJuju6696 2 months ago
I wish youtube would block skyrim memes.
airfoemoe 2 months ago
Yea, fuck my English paper. I'll just let autoplay do its thing
MrPijhytrredcggsdwe 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
I used to laugh at the "arrow to the knee" jokes, but then I realized that they posses no comedic nor witty meaning and grew up
TheGullibleBeliever 2 months ago
I wish I knew how to quit you
marsuleo 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
I used to bench press dressers, but then I took an arrow to the knee
viperz55 2 months ago
there's only one way to get away from jake and amir... porn
tgale34 3 months ago in playlist Season 1 258
@tgale34 MY GOD... YOU JUST SAVED ME !!!
GhostOfTheNight3600 1 month ago
@tgale34 Nope, not even that works.
panther2598 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@tgale34 i swear to god i was thinking the same before reading your comment !
hanehani 1 month ago
@tgale34 But then after 15 minutes you come back to watch Jake and Amir
IdontWantGmail 1 month ago
@tgale34 thanks for reminding me :D
celticsisthebestteam 1 month ago
@tgale34 even that dosen't work
TheVJackV 2 weeks ago
@tgale34 tryed..didnt work haha
iloveparc 5 days ago
@tgale34 CORRECTION: there's only one way to get away from porn... jake and amir
BobsYourJollyUncle 1 day ago in playlist Season 1
"You just got punk'd by Jake and Amir, beeeatich
Wemakeurofl 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
lengeds of the hidden temple?
lovebeinggirly1 3 months ago
@lovebeinggirly1 totally saw that
toosketchie 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
biiiiiootttch!
TheVeedubb 3 months ago
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TheVeedubb 3 months ago
I love YouTube's attempts at captions. "You just got punk'd by Jake and Amir, bitch!" turns into; "twelve o_j_ executive majestic rod."
duddridge 3 months ago
that is martin & co guitar, they're like really expensive. wow.
ChrisssThomas 3 months ago
Step 1: Turn on captions
Step 2: Get new underwear
qnaqna321 3 months ago
YESS! The song makes a reappearance. "you'll fix everything by just beingggg here." <3
daniphantom911 3 months ago
The way he says "bitch" made me die laughing.
kinghousemusic 3 months ago
Is that frickin Olmec?
DarMar106 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Go to hell in a handbasket...
djsrob 3 months ago
1:45 FUCKING OLMEC!!!!
BurninBandit 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@BurninBandit
Legends of the Hidden Jake & Amir.
MirageUchiha 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
One of my favorite episodes
XxDrummiinxX 3 months ago
Press 9 XD
leehocking514 3 months ago
I'm supposed to be playing Skyrim right now.
xMCxxWhOpPeRx 3 months ago in playlist Season 1 344
@xMCxxWhOpPeRx but then you took an arrow to the knee, right?
Nelfxrogue 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@xMCxxWhOpPeRx Let me guess, then you took an arrow to the knee?
mangaroxx 2 months ago
@mangaroxx nah, someone stole his sweetroll
BunyWithAGun 2 months ago
@xMCxxWhOpPeRx shit me too
makiimedia 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@xMCxxWhOpPeRx lol
LoLFilmStudios 2 months ago
@xMCxxWhOpPeRx but then you took an eye to the show
TheKiaTube 2 months ago
@xMCxxWhOpPeRx ahah i'am supposed to be doing homework right now but collegehumor and ellen wont let me
SinFulRepo 1 month ago
@xMCxxWhOpPeRx i am playing skyrim
weshootstuff 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@xMCxxWhOpPeRx haha i was playin skyrim then i thought i played this in the background. bad choice
FlyingTurtleVideos 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
I wish I knew how to quit you...
Are you gay, man?
I don't even remember what I said...let alone what gay means.
djsrob 3 months ago
I hate everyone
Skittlz547 3 months ago
haha Check the foam finger on the wall ...
shredsheffield 3 months ago
i hate everyone
gibbyjibbs 3 months ago
Hey you're watching Jake and a queer -- SHUT UP!
direguy200 4 months ago
1:54 LMFAO
demetri2897 4 months ago
i love how Amir is always singing that song he wrote for Jake :P
it kills me :P
caitlind1234567890 4 months ago
0:23 Oh boy...it's a little embarassing but i swear ive done that before...climbed two steps, looked back, thought it was too high and freaked! haha!!
morikahjo 4 months ago in playlist morikahjo's favorites
hey i dont even remember what i said let alone what gay means LOL that line got me
MyRealDad 4 months ago
&try to touch my hands" lmfao
Izaak247 4 months ago
I got it from the CARPET.
SicNastyFilms 4 months ago
"ah I got a splinter"
"you're not even near the dresser."
"I GOT IT FROM THE CARPET.
hahahahahaha
rubyruff94 4 months ago
amir holds the guitar all awkwardly even though it has a strap
baxtertothemax 4 months ago
0:59 - 1:08
illustraytion 4 months ago
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illustraytion 4 months ago
"alright, new plan, i sit on here BUT i inspire you to lift more than you ever thought possible" #hellinahandbasket
EJsmile15 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Forever Night (Ace and Joceyln) - The Heights <<<<this is the credit song to JAKE and AMIR Fired :P
DrNSoos 4 months ago
OMG! Hell in a handbasket!!! I just noticed that!
revessolitaires 4 months ago
0:40
That's the exact same song as the one in Jake and Amir: Making the Band. Perfom.
Like the first song when the episode begins. Am I the only one who got that?
LolifiedByMe 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
first lollable jake&amir
guyboy625 4 months ago in playlist Jake and Amir Season 1
I always look at the top comments to see what happened in the episode.
J0hnnyH4ck3r 4 months ago 184
1:55
astonishability 5 months ago
Biiiittchhhh
741rock 5 months ago
I paused it at 2:02 to check out the girl. I'm just a little bit disappointed in myself for interrupting a Jake and Amir video.
trivium666fan 5 months ago
first :30 sec, theres a dolly right behind them
TheMyTurtle 5 months ago
"are you gay man? I have to ask" "I don't even remember what I just said"
JEMLETS 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
"Internet Explorer 9"
LOLNOPE
tauran1100 5 months ago
Thumbs up if ur comment never been in the top comment
ok2431 5 months ago
Lets take the jours out it will be alot lighter. thats a good isea// yeah well i was kiding FAGIT KEEP MOVING
anthonykeynan 5 months ago
@anthonykeynan I don't know if you're being ironic, or to mimic Amirs phonetical pronounciation, because I misspell certain words on purpose to try to illustrate a particular accent (Mack Twain kinda started that twend, and he was a great authar); but they are called drawers, and I don't think it sounded like jours when he said it.
YoungBrave2006 5 months ago
bIIIITCH
LiLGamer21 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
Большие пальцы, если вы понимаете русский язык.
WatchMeSpore 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
lol, I think I have that same exact guitar
NinetiesYouth 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
I like how Amir said that last part
gelatojoe 5 months ago
I like how he says jake and amir in the last
it's like jake and amii
HIKAJO 5 months ago
I guess Amir is the dick in this episode.
InMyBackPocket28 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
anything you think is wrong with amir, probably is XD
but he's so good at acting like a complete idiot that thats the only way i will ever think of him.
brs121094 5 months ago
i have that guitar
stopmotionmaster12 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
@stopmotionmaster12 same here, Martin DCX1E
NinetiesYouth 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
YOU JUST GOT PUNK'ED BY JAKE AND AMIR BIITCH!!!! Jake Run!
ZeKyng 5 months ago
0:20 amir has down sindrome
SteezyTweek 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
Well im pretty high up bro...
YouBeTrollin91 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
214 people got helped in a "different way".
derallter 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
scroll up your missing the vid
speedie2eedie 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
BUUUEEEEETCH
FeralXemnas69 6 months ago 3
@FeralXemnas69 FAVORITE LINE.
DaniFlakes 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
1:45 Amir spits out the pizza so he couldn't have swallowed.
TheShadoKnite 6 months ago
go to hell in a hand basket. LOL
willbawesome123 6 months ago
"Jake, run !"
heps2011xxx 6 months ago
oause at 1:25 and look at jakes face *orgasm*
kristjenM 6 months ago
@Heather146 "No"
MrTheBloonpopper 6 months ago
"whoa, you just got punk'd by jake and amir, BITCH! jake run!"
Heather146 6 months ago 118
@Heather146 Yes I heard that one
TeknoPL 5 months ago
@Heather146 No
wild00side 4 months ago
@Heather146 fuck you
TheCruzProduction 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
@Heather146 ''no''
parkouras93 4 months ago
@parkouras93 i say 'yes'
Heather146 4 months ago
@Heather146 no...
luie97 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hey everybody, quote their last line so you can get thumbs up
fromUnderTheTub 6 months ago 77
@fromUnderTheTub Hell to the yea!! im about to do that!
thanks for the pro MLG callout! :D
TheErikSteinmetz 4 months ago
Amir stopped running when Jake said no.
Jirbolicious 6 months ago
@Jirbolicious wait, was that in the video. you must teach me how you made this intense observation. you need to pass on your hannibal lector like ability to detect that which no one else can . just......... wow
parkerthehicks 6 months ago
The sad truth.. amir is EXACTLY like my brother
TheGodofspeed 6 months ago
@TheGodofspeed LUCKY!
riotinmayhem 6 months ago
@riotinmayhem no that would be annoying
ugasziz 6 months ago
@ugasziz No.
riotinmayhem 6 months ago
@valleyofcgrome2112 who cares it happens all the time on purpose even stop being a snob about fun stuff
aydenmcfly 6 months ago
YOU JUST GOT PUNKED BY JAKE AND AMIR BIIIIITCH JAKE RUN LMFAO
AeroKiid8797 6 months ago 2
There are times in your life when you ask yourself what your role model would do. So why the hell did you end up hanging with Amir? Oh right he's obsessed with you.
cloudydaykumo 6 months ago
"You just got punked by Jake and Amir, bitch! Jake RUN!" "No.."
ILALIrayandtay 6 months ago
@ILALIrayandtay someone said that like 2 comments before you
ValleyOfChrome2112 6 months ago
" I AM HELPING! in a different waY !"
BassmanCDL 7 months ago
"You just got punked by Jake and Amir BITCH! Jake Run!" ---Takes off---
"No."
SykoFretboard 7 months ago
Would've been funnier if Amir smacked his face into the wall at the end.
MatteM94 7 months ago
ONE SECOND!!!
bowwow1234151 7 months ago
holy shit i have the same shoes as Amir. awesome!
seanbottle 7 months ago
I LOVE HOW HE SAYS 'BITTCCHH' TO PAT. AMAZING! ENDLESS FUCKING LOLZ I SWEAR TO GOD. <3333
altairPWK 7 months ago
I got a splinter from the carpet!
TheBlondeNation 7 months ago
is it bad that the relationship between jake and amir is really similar to the relationship between me and my bestfriend...? haha so similar... smh
haytherex 7 months ago in playlist jake and amir
coors light is definetley the coldest
Suffieldskating34 7 months ago
1:29 makes me crack up
zoeybellafluffy 7 months ago
I thought Amir only ate chicken nuggets
anayjuli11 7 months ago
are you gay man? i gotta ask...
pinkguitargirl100 7 months ago
I have to clean my room before my mom gets home, and she should be in any minute... I CANT STOP WATCHING!!!!!
22Mrjsmooth 7 months ago 5
@22Mrjsmooth Ask Jake to help you.
RatKeeperDude 7 months ago
Amir reminds me of Wheatley.
PokeMyPanda 7 months ago
Jake: ..... Are u gay man...? I gotta ask...
Ascoint87 7 months ago
which episode is it when amir is scrunching his nose a lot and looks like a rat? plz answer me!!!1 lol
RonnieTheBear142 7 months ago