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  • This is easily the funniest Jake and Amir there is.

  • haha the "I wish I know how to quit you" scene where Jake ask if Amir's gay is just THA BEST! xD

  • I have work in the morning. I should really get to bed. But. I. Can't!

  • i have the exact same jacket as amir!! im a 14 year old girl...

  • im fuk*ng sick of those stupid ads if i see another bali ad im going to stab my own knee with a fork!

  • @shockingboiyy you should use an arrow.... that way you can actually use the term "take an arrow to the knee".... problem?

  • SHIT MAN!!! OLMEC STATUE!!!!!!

  • i swear ive watched the fosters advert 120 times in this season

  • if i see another of that old spice commercial, im gonna shoot myself in the knee with an arrow

  • Is it bad that Amir;s my role model?

  • FUCK OFF HEINEKEN!!!

  • I like the "Shock 'em" glove in the background

  • ONE SECOND!!!!! LMAO!!!!

  • RUN AMIR.. RRUUUUUUUNN!!

  • jake, run, jake run...run, run run run....

    Curse you StonysSteffComedy

  • Hey guys can you come out my channel? I have some awesome and funny videos all ready for you guys to come watch! Thanks! :0)

  • the way amir says it at 1:58 is the funniest!

  • Oh, shut the fuck up Amir! You're so fucking annoying! But I can't stop watching!

  • keep pressing 4...looks like Jake is playing pianio while Amir is playing guitar

  • for some reason I still can't tell if amir is acting...

  • one second......ONE SECOND

  • OMG OLMEC FROM LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE. Thats awesome. I LOVE THAT SHOW.

  • Go to hell in a handbasket

    I LOL'd so hard :DD

  • keep pressing 2

  • too many videos.....need to do homework'

    

  • what was that Aztec thing in the background at 1:44

  • @RoboPlan It's the mouth the sound effect floppy disks are stored in

  • back when jake and amir was good

  • One second.... ONE SECON--!

  • ಠ_ಠ

  • well, this is it....this is the episode, i have finally watched every episode of jake and amir.

    hold. for. applause.

  • Jake is such a nice person <3

  • >:| are you gay man?

  • 0:45. That's me.

  • God I have school tomorrow... LET ME SLEEP!!!!

  • amir has a fucking martin guitar!

  • old jake and amirs :) so funny

  • i'd frigging love to have a guy like Amir around, he's so damn funny :P

  • "I got a splinter."

    "You're not even near the dresser."

    "I got it from the carpet."

    BEST PART!!

  • "ha you've just been punked by jake and amir, BITCH! jake run!!!!"

  • Get that Martin out of Amir's hands!

  • if you look under 25 be prepared to show ID

  • Go to Helena Handbasket.

  • "i wish i knew how to quit you" HAHAHAHAHA !!!! that's the famous quote from brokeback mountain, Amir watched that? and how do Jake know that quote is gay? did he watched that too??? LOL....

  • @aqleberryfinn well cuz he basically told jake that he cant quit him....sounds pretty gay by itself lol. never actually saw BB.

  • thz d yellow belt :S

  • Amir is soo loke my brother !

  • I wish youtube would block skyrim memes.

  • Yea, fuck my English paper. I'll just let autoplay do its thing

  • I used to laugh at the "arrow to the knee" jokes, but then I realized that they posses no comedic nor witty meaning and grew up

  • I wish I knew how to quit you

  • I used to bench press dressers, but then I took an arrow to the knee

  • there's only one way to get away from jake and amir... porn

  • @tgale34 MY GOD... YOU JUST SAVED ME !!!

  • @tgale34 Nope, not even that works.

  • @tgale34 i swear to god i was thinking the same before reading your comment !

  • @tgale34 But then after 15 minutes you come back to watch Jake and Amir

  • @tgale34 thanks for reminding me :D

  • @tgale34 even that dosen't work

  • @tgale34 tryed..didnt work haha

  • @tgale34 CORRECTION: there's only one way to get away from porn... jake and amir

  • "You just got punk'd by Jake and Amir, beeeatich

  • lengeds of the hidden temple?

  • @lovebeinggirly1 totally saw that

  • biiiiiootttch!

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  • I love YouTube's attempts at captions. "You just got punk'd by Jake and Amir, bitch!" turns into; "twelve o_j_ executive majestic rod."

  • that is martin & co guitar, they're like really expensive. wow.

  • Step 1: Turn on captions

    Step 2: Get new underwear

  • YESS! The song makes a reappearance. "you'll fix everything by just beingggg here." <3

  • The way he says "bitch" made me die laughing.

  • Is that frickin Olmec?

    

  • Go to hell in a handbasket...

  • 1:45 FUCKING OLMEC!!!!

  • @BurninBandit

    Legends of the Hidden Jake & Amir.

  • Press 9 XD

  • I'm supposed to be playing Skyrim right now.

  • @xMCxxWhOpPeRx but then you took an arrow to the knee, right?

  • @xMCxxWhOpPeRx Let me guess, then you took an arrow to the knee?

  • @mangaroxx nah, someone stole his sweetroll

  • @xMCxxWhOpPeRx shit me too

  • @xMCxxWhOpPeRx but then you took an eye to the show

  • @xMCxxWhOpPeRx ahah i'am supposed to be doing homework right now but collegehumor and ellen wont let me

  • @xMCxxWhOpPeRx i am playing skyrim

  • @xMCxxWhOpPeRx haha i was playin skyrim then i thought i played this in the background. bad choice

  • I wish I knew how to quit you...

    Are you gay, man?

    I don't even remember what I said...let alone what gay means.

  • I hate everyone

  • haha Check the foam finger on the wall ...

  • i hate everyone

  • Hey you're watching Jake and a queer -- SHUT UP!

  • 1:54 LMFAO

  • i love how Amir is always singing that song he wrote for Jake :P

    it kills me :P

  • 0:23 Oh boy...it's a little embarassing but i swear ive done that before...climbed two steps, looked back, thought it was too high and freaked! haha!!

  • hey i dont even remember what i said let alone what gay means LOL that line got me

  • &try to touch my hands" lmfao

  • I got it from the CARPET.

  • "ah I got a splinter"

    "you're not even near the dresser."

    "I GOT IT FROM THE CARPET.

    hahahahahaha

  • amir holds the guitar all awkwardly even though it has a strap

    

  • 0:59 - 1:08

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  • "alright, new plan, i sit on here BUT i inspire you to lift more than you ever thought possible" #hellinahandbasket

  • OMG! Hell in a handbasket!!! I just noticed that!

  • 0:40

    That's the exact same song as the one in Jake and Amir: Making the Band. Perfom.

    Like the first song when the episode begins. Am I the only one who got that?

  • first lollable jake&amir

  • I always look at the top comments to see what happened in the episode.

  • 1:55

  • Biiiittchhhh

  • I paused it at 2:02 to check out the girl. I'm just a little bit disappointed in myself for interrupting a Jake and Amir video.

  • first :30 sec, theres a dolly right behind them

  • "are you gay man? I have to ask" "I don't even remember what I just said"

  • "Internet Explorer 9"

    LOLNOPE

  • Thumbs up if ur comment never been in the top comment

  • Lets take the jours out it will be alot lighter. thats a good isea// yeah well i was kiding FAGIT KEEP MOVING

  • @anthonykeynan I don't know if you're being ironic, or to mimic Amirs phonetical pronounciation, because I misspell certain words on purpose to try to illustrate a particular accent (Mack Twain kinda started that twend, and he was a great authar); but they are called drawers, and I don't think it sounded like jours when he said it.

  • bIIIITCH

  • Большие пальцы, если вы понимаете русский язык.

  • lol, I think I have that same exact guitar

  • I like how Amir said that last part

  • I like how he says jake and amir in the last

    it's like jake and amii

  • I guess Amir is the dick in this episode.

  • anything you think is wrong with amir, probably is XD

    but he's so good at acting like a complete idiot that thats the only way i will ever think of him.

  • i have that guitar

  • @stopmotionmaster12 same here, Martin DCX1E

  • YOU JUST GOT PUNK'ED BY JAKE AND AMIR BIITCH!!!! Jake Run!

  • 0:20 amir has down sindrome

  • Well im pretty high up bro...

  • 214 people got helped in a "different way".

  • scroll up your missing the vid

  • BUUUEEEEETCH

    

  • @FeralXemnas69 FAVORITE LINE.

  • 1:45 Amir spits out the pizza so he couldn't have swallowed.

  • go to hell in a hand basket. LOL

  • "Jake, run !"

  • oause at 1:25 and look at jakes face *orgasm*

  • @Heather146 "No"

  • "whoa, you just got punk'd by jake and amir, BITCH! jake run!"

  • @Heather146 Yes I heard that one

  • @Heather146 No

  • @Heather146 fuck you

  • @Heather146 ''no''

  • @parkouras93 i say 'yes'

  • @Heather146 no...

  • @fromUnderTheTub Hell to the yea!! im about to do that!

    thanks for the pro MLG callout! :D

  • Amir stopped running when Jake said no.

  • @Jirbolicious wait, was that in the video. you must teach me how you made this intense observation. you need to pass on your hannibal lector like ability to detect that which no one else can . just......... wow

  • The sad truth.. amir is EXACTLY like my brother

  • @TheGodofspeed LUCKY!

  • @riotinmayhem no that would be annoying

  • @ugasziz No.

  • @valleyofcgrome2112 who cares it happens all the time on purpose even stop being a snob about fun stuff

  • YOU JUST GOT PUNKED BY JAKE AND AMIR BIIIIITCH JAKE RUN LMFAO

  • There are times in your life when you ask yourself what your role model would do. So why the hell did you end up hanging with Amir? Oh right he's obsessed with you.

  • "You just got punked by Jake and Amir, bitch! Jake RUN!" "No.."

  • @ILALIrayandtay someone said that like 2 comments before you

  • " I AM HELPING! in a different waY !"

  • "You just got punked by Jake and Amir BITCH! Jake Run!" ---Takes off---

    "No."

  • Would've been funnier if Amir smacked his face into the wall at the end.

  • ONE SECOND!!!

  • holy shit i have the same shoes as Amir. awesome!

  • I LOVE HOW HE SAYS 'BITTCCHH' TO PAT. AMAZING! ENDLESS FUCKING LOLZ I SWEAR TO GOD. <3333

  • I got a splinter from the carpet!

  • is it bad that the relationship between jake and amir is really similar to the relationship between me and my bestfriend...? haha so similar... smh

  • coors light is definetley the coldest

  • 1:29 makes me crack up

  • I thought Amir only ate chicken nuggets

  • are you gay man? i gotta ask...

  • I have to clean my room before my mom gets home, and she should be in any minute... I CANT STOP WATCHING!!!!!

  • @22Mrjsmooth Ask Jake to help you.

  • Amir reminds me of Wheatley.

  • Jake: ..... Are u gay man...? I gotta ask...

  • which episode is it when amir is scrunching his nose a lot and looks like a rat? plz answer me!!!1 lol