Magnolia Deleted Scene-Tom Cruise is Hilarious

[MrSlapmeister]

Thats how its done!

take note :-)

[Lifesucksdie123]

many times over...

is goddamn right

[mnc365]

poor pookie pussy

[metamorphysis]

I hope none of you pull that shit on a woman.

[MrJamesLongstreet]

God dang! Cruise is a fantastic actor!

[UnitedPowersLeague]

"I know exactly what you did, Janet."

"What?"

*click*

That was awesome.

[pranilseoni101]

@UnitedPowersLeague LOL DUDE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

[Advent3546]

God I love this guy! GIMME SOME PUSSY BITCH!!!!! Fantastic line!!

[nicbowski]

By far Tom Cruise's best role!

[dniez1]

Ha, i thought this was home-made. But it's the delted scenes, really? I am glad that was not in it. It takes away from the absurdist aura that Cruise has in this great role LOL

[crazybones2009]

Im an Athiest So I dont give a fuck abt religon any way as I think they all Bullshit...But I never judge people personally cos of their religon...If Tom Cruise is a Scientologist who cares man thats his thing, just like many ppl complain here are called Christians....well I have a news for Christians your religon sucks too so dont judge others.

On Acting he's one hell of an actor done many great roles and deserves to be on the top

[EltonvonCthulhu]

@crazybones2009 I'm a Christian, I don't care about Scientology, and I think Tom Cruise is a great actor. Period.

[maritoleon]

How they dared to cut this???

[HLecterPHD]

just be rich

[smith1russell2]

Perfect!

[DonRMB]

2:06 "Give me some pussy bitch!!!" xDDDD Next time I see my girlfriend, I'm gonna yell that to the top of my lungs!

[juandhaltrich]

when he lifted his arm to form the 'paw' , and then used that hand to press it against her boobs.. EPIC! how didnt he laughed his ass off??! LOL! great actor!

[joak244]

17 people came earlier than 10 o'clock

[Advent3546]

I don't care what anyone says: I am using these techniques.

[Simon4642]

@Advent3546 can i marry you

[batalion666]

more bad characters Tom

[mermannnn]

I´ve read Tom Cruise is going to be in P T Anderson´s next film in 2013. Awesome!

[MarshalNey13]

Tom Cruise played himself...or at least what I imagined he was like.

[navesele]

@MarshalNey13 So which one is it? You can't seem to make up your mind.

[MarshalNey13]

@navesele

Are you serious? Seeing as how I don't actually know Tom personally, I can't say with certainty what he is or isn't like in real life. I can only speculate.

Was there a point to your comment?

[ramencurry]

Tony Robins?

Is he this roles's model?Motivation guy.

[ramencurry]

Tony Robins?



[blaaairVideos]

say what you want about tom cruise, but hes amazing in this movie.

[Burzorg33]

@blaaairVideos from what I heard, thats how good actors work. They have a character and they take a part of themselves, one side, some thoughts they have occasionally, work on those to get into that character. He's a great actor, too bad he is involved so heavily in scientology.

[JesusLeeMcWashington]

So... the secret is to BE a woman? It all makes sense now...

[john21587]

why hasn't Tom Cruise won 4 Oscars by now(Rain Man, Magnolia,Collateral&Tropic Thunder)

[Tigarius4]

@john21587 Amen to them, apart from Tropic Thunder, but especially Collateral

[mateo88990]

GIMME SOME PUSSY BITCH



[crazymike44]

Hahahahahahaha... OMG! Hahahahahaha.,.. For all the Crazy Scientology shit, jumping on couches like an ass, this makes up for all of it! hahahahaha...

[DanielTheWalrus]

The girl from 24!

[2realmugen]

12 people got hung up on by tom cruise

[gunitunkut]

@msgt33 Merci beaucoup !!!!

[gunitunkut]

Hey im french and i don't understand what he said from 1:24 to 1:30

somebody can help me please thx

[flipwiggins]

@gunitunkut "I can't believe I'm telling you guys this...oh my god, I'm going to Hell".

[93johnk]

In this clip hes just as enthusiastic as hed be if he were trying to sell scientology!

[UrDaddy7x11]

Tom Cruise is actually pretty good when he’s not playing a preppy or a pussy.

[OKandNOWwhat]

The sad thing is, as a lad, at least 2 or 3 crazy girls/women used the "Puttin' on a Fight" technique on me. For women, it seems, the object isn't sex, but the game itself. If they can get a dumb sucker to start wondering what he could have done, then they can keep him off balance.

For example, "If I have to tell you what you did, then you don't deserve to know!"

"How could you be so insensitive?"

"You mean, you don't even know what you did?"

"Surely you don't think I believe that?"

Run! Fast!

[anticliche321]

tom Cruise is really weird but I love his movies

[Jennytheshipper]

This is satire. OK. Like Gordon Gecko. Not meant to be taken seriously.

[Dali6153]

Woow Bad Boooy,lol.

Loool ,...;)

[Speedosify]

maybe if he would of got the oscar, he would'nt be such a douchebag/tool

[spenglerX]

The sad shit here is he is almost fucking right! Guys really need to learn how to tame these bitches in America.

[spenglerX]

The sad shit here is he is almost fucking right!

[hugo1dobson]

TC JUST TOOK IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL!

LEGEND

[TulseLuper]

Reminds me of the DENNIS system.

[Jeffo193]

AMOG or what?

[skayteronline]

PUKEY PUSSY hahahahahahah~!

[terratrema]

"GIMME some PUSSY BITCH!" Kick-kick-kick.

"Don't do that. Don't do that."

[mermannnn]

I really don´t care about Tom Cruise´s private life. But he is a great actor. He should have won the Oscar for this role and for "Born on the fourth of July". He has done many great roles, I hope he gets many good roles in the future, for he is a kind of legend. I know he is kind of crazy, but, think about Marlon Brando (For God sake Im not saying Cruise is in the league of Brando), people that worked with him said he was sometimes a pain in the ass. So, I don´t wanna know.

[Simon4642]

@mermannnn we are all just nuts..any other explination is unworty our newspaper will have tales of this

[edwdixon5]

@mermannnn Since his "private life" includes duping suckers as stupid as he is by promoting a dangerous cult, I care a little.

[mkleinstudio]

@mermannnn You are great. Thank you for saying it.

[Nardril]

1:17 Watch his hand, sneaky bastard

[arielvortex]

@Nardril hahah funny :)

[TubeFreakJonas]

Tom's character is based on real-life seduction guru Ross Jeffries, the mentor of multi-million dollar DYD company founder David Deangelo (real name Eben Pagan.)

Tom here looks a lot like Lord Farquaad from SHREK. That name sounds like "fuck-wad."

[e56r1609]

Remember this trailer on tv back in the day, but didnt think the movie was about this. Thought it was totally about something different...

[thefakephil]

That cat thing works. I mean . . . I actually (by accident of course) backed over the family cat on my way to a first date. First date was canceled cause I just couldn't go through with it but by the time it did . . . scored.

And it did make me feel better.

[ramblinhaze]

I recently read the script and I was laughing my ass off at this part, I was wondering why the hell it didn't make final cut.

I mean the movie is 3+ hours already might as well tack on 5 minutes of gold....

[kane9812]

I pulled the cat one. Only I changed it for a dog I saw get hit running across the road. Gentlemen, it worked.

[georgenoory]

awesome, he's a Rush fan

[indiedrugmusic]

Am I sick for wanting to pull the "cat" trick one day?

[Kwlofyri]

Frank TJ Mackey you are my god

[BROKENHOUSEFILMS]

tom cruise is awesome

[saleri]

Buh bye Janet

[booeyats1]

This should have been in the movie!

[Makav2li]

All respect to PTA for making this brilliant movie, but he should be slapped for letting this scene out :S

[LiquidSolidRaiden]

I uploaded the entire film.

[RicRagsLive]

TC is off the hook when he is being funny.

[hmoud03]

guys what is the name of this movie...?

[docdog333]

@hmoud03  Magnolia

[who3697cares]

@hmoud03 Magnolia... It's in the title of the video...

[AlbertDarwin007]

1:20 the joker laugh!

[monsterthrash]

What kind of watch is he wearing?

[KingBashan]

This movie is the BOMB!

MUST SEE!!!

[hellboy17x2]

as crazy as that last part was......its absolutely true.....and sad also

[bernlin2000]

Would have been a better film with this scene...too bad

[geneflash]

one of the greatest actors of our times !!!

[mrsp283]

Oh my! LOL yeah, the end is a little disturbing!

[stutwostep]

I don't care if Tom Cruise runs around in tinfoil headbands to theremin music, the man is a fantastic actor, and seems like a hell of a nice guy.

[PeekaPeep]

Anyone think THIS is the real reason Nicole divorced Tom???

;-p

[TomMackio]

@PeekaPeep Nah. She divorced him because he was impotent and insane.

[Gandalfgrey93]

This and les grossman is his best roles

[superfrickensexy]

fuck me wat he said at the end was hilariuos, sick bastud!!!!

[Flozzy1000]

Going to rent Magnolia now. Seems like a great flick.

[superfrickensexy]

@Flozzy1000 it's definately worth watching m8, saddest film i've ever seen

[skyninjabot]

Tom is a sexy bastard!

[SmokingWickerman]

Man! Dose this shit actually work?:(

[edmame]

what if frank becomes therapist of patrick bateman?!!

[Anon62389]

tom may be a stupid buttfuck but he's still a good actor..

[m0rdecai89]

Hahahahaha epic Tom Cruise

[redflare221]

I don't understand why they'd cast that actress in this scene. She hardly seems "in his league."

[agnernai]

That's Mary Lynn Rajskub from "Mr. Show"

[Puklinn]

yeah, a lot of people hate tom cruise but man hes a great actor ! i love most of hes movies.

[MrNelly22]

great performance. How did he didnt get an oscar for TJ Mackey?!

[drumlegend1]

GIMME SOME PUSSY, BITCH!

[lightshiner4ubud]

tom cruise sucks

[cowgirlgaily1]

YAY!! he likes the rolling Stones!:D

[shaunone]

@cowgirlgaily1 He likes Rush which is even more remarkable

[digitalgenitals]

Wow I fucking love this character.. He's so Evil but damned if he's doesn't make that shit look fun.

[worthlessdollar1]

Is there a man alive who has never behaved like this - albeit on a smaller, more subtle scale - to get what he wants?

Is there a women alive who has never been equally manipulative on at least one occasion?

[greymval]

@Evi1M4chine Ross said that. But Cruise said he worked his character based on Paul Thomas Anderson.

[videochemist]

I know exactly what you did Janet.

[18ayonuss]

pta is such a goddamn good writer!!!

[Iker122]

GIMME SOME PUSSY BITCH ! lol

[JGar164sure]

This is Tom Cruise's BEST performance.

[bobbysandslives]

Really deserved the oscar for this role.

[brickbusterful]

it's because the character is very similar to him.

[FlawlessCM]

@JGar164sure No, his best performance is as Vincent in Collateral.

[maxinpains]

@JGar164sure Nah. He can gets much better.

but It is one of the great acting he showed us. As a student He teaches me a lot...

[93johnk]

@JGar164sure or at least my favorite one!

[executableapplet]

it was the engrams! don't feed it cookies!

[gilgamesh1962]

using psychology and a bit of NLP to get laid. he comes in all bent out of shape because pookie pussy, didn't make it, how can she make him feel better, oh, pussy, yeah, where did that come from? its like the tobacco industry anti smoking adds, when they mention, "talk to your parents about smoking" which makes kids automatically think about smoking, and question why they should ask their parents. its all NLP techniques, Its kinda like the Jedi mind trick. Faux News uses it, all the time.

[RottenAppleSeeds]

that's a really good point.

[KaiBailey]

Sad thing is, there are a lot of guys like this.

[QuietGiantProduction]

little pooky pussy

LOL

I gotta remember that one

[LunaSeaSane]

I think it was excluded due to poor editing. And some of the scenes were too long.

[peopleintrees]

i think this is tom cruise's best roll ever

[KillThatEmoChild]

QFT

[wiiiben]

seduce and desteoy ^^

[flashingfirefly]

Hurt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[starladear100]

Janet janet janetttttt

[jakestep17]

"I know exactly what you did Janet." ROFLMAO

[1Nyro]

she was with me

[zodyce]

PTA should have left this scene in the movie. It's great and Tom Cruise is on fire here! The film already lasts more than 3 hours so what the hell, 5 minutes more could have been added into the filmI love Magnolia, this is pure filmmaking just for the sake of it. It's exhilarating.

[Kitsune81]

I think they left it out, because people who see this are actually gonna try it out, haha, poor sobs

[ChayDawg64]

"gimme sum pussy, bitch!"

*cheer*

"don't do that!"

lol

[Veronica4u2day]

God he looks so sexy here !!!!!

[wintercoolhi]

thank u

[kid0034]

Love the way he checks his watch after he hangs up on her. Too funny, The Rush poster onhis wall is pretty cool too. Great scene!

[dacci545]

This is genius!

[amazingblur]

OMF! So funny I had to make up a new acronym (Oh my fuck)

[DamoM3]

His best movie by far!!.

[53v3N7]

Has anyone actually tried this on the field...? I'm curious what one would say (if they were to use this) following up the "I know exactly what you did xyz" when she calls back asking "WTF?"

[colleenthedream80]

There is a REAL LIFE seduction guru named Dimitri The Lover who is just like this jerk. He jokes about RAPE and refers to women as SLUTS when he teaches seduction. He runs something called "Toronto Real Men". Also, the sick misogynist has a twitter account while is as vile as him. If you go to twitter and add /dimitrithelover to the end of the url, you'll see. Don't joke around about this type of stuff.

[MrWinston1984]

This is almost as bad as $cientology but relatively harmless because it's just to get laid. $cientology actually wants to rape your soul and control your mind. Worse still, if you resist you are an SP and will be fair gamed.

[kansaimagic]

All the best PUA songs are on stunpals(dotcom) Neg the target, Mystery Method Style Life, PUA All The Way and more.

[brainjesus]

at the end he reminds me of daniel plainview

[nabeshabu]

This shit does indeed work :P

[rafaelbatistasoares]

the one and only time I saw Tom Cruise actually playing a role was in Magnolia. otherwise, he's always been just a bad actor.

[53v3N7]

The one scene that actually pays tribute to The Game gets deleted :(

[michael7a11]

what a performance - sensational.

[iwbtssothy]

His best role, truly inspirational.

[daniel10medina]

His best role ever!!!! Fantastic!! BEATIFUL !!

THAT IS WHAT YOU MUST DO!!

PUNISH THEM!

[manifestnow]

WHAT A SICK F-CK THAT CHARACTER WAS THO

[Davron914]

Tom before Scientology. What a great actor.

[Malacki]

Actually, this is Tom during Scientology. That just goes to show you how the media is messing with your head, telling you who to hate.

[JesusCristo2002]

Indeed, an excellent scene. Following Stanley Kubrick's "Eyes Wide Shut" and Paul Thomas Anderson's "Magnolia" Tom Cruise's professional carrier went into a downward spiral. Yet, Spielberg's "Minority Report" and Mann's "Collateral" are one of the few exceptions.

[Malacki]

I always liked Vanilla Sky :P

[ziziva]

true, true- but never forget... "Sometimes you just gotta say, wtf" from risky business.

[PeterZeeke]

cruise is underated. ppl just dont like him as a person, but he's actually done some very good movies

[gonzo81100]

Exactly, scientology bull shit aside, when i watch a movie with TC i watch it for the performance and forget about him as a person, the dude can deliver

[poops1]

this is the first movie where i've seen him display actual acting chops

[PeterZeeke]

@poops1

a few good men? born on the forth of july?collateral? Rain Man? hell even Minority Report and War of the Worlds he did some good acting in. he's a cheesy dude, but you cant deny it

[radiatr99]

@Malacki woooord *internet brofist*

[pbl1]

@Malacki - great, so you'll tell me who to hate instead. get bent!

[rambaran2004]

@Malacki very true

[crispybacon100]

well hes been a Scientologies for 19 years i think almost all of his most popular movies have been since then.

[djoh1186]

I believe this is TC's best ever role. This scene is hilarious but I think it makes him out to be a little too farcical. It would have taken away from the scene with his father at the end.

"I know exactly what you did Janet..."

Hilarious

[ronnysixx]

love tom in this movie!

[olivemike81]

Women have been doing this bullshit for years.

[yessurmaster23]

Give me that pussy bitch! ha ha that shit was to funny

[andreselduro1978]

YEEEAAA!!

[wintercoolhi]

they should've never deleted this scene

[DinoAgent69]

Cruise was robbed of Oscar for this.

[yamasakiasami]

absolutley

[dwaynedibbly]

that last one seems sound to me! i can see it working.