Lebanese TV satire of Hizbullah

[njg12345678]

This is very funny. I feel sorry for all Lebanese who are held hostage by the crazy people of Hizbullah and their allies. Hopefully one day you will rise up and disarm Hizbullah and prevent this criminal gang from destroying the freedoms you had in your country.

[Gwynsek]

Loved it,the more we make fun of the militarist attitudes on both sides the more chances we have to wake up the good-hearted people and sensible ones in the region against the insane attacks on each other.

[wrldeye12]

retards

[omriros]

Amazing! Im Israeli, we also have shows in which we make of our selves! awesome- the only way to get peace!

[kanaan81]

Lateeeeeeeeeeeze bet wa fer

i'm lebanese, not "arab"

Lateeeeeeeeeeeze bet wa fer

[Rider88z]

then dont speak arabic bitch

[taymani3]

the phoenicians were long ago, if we are not arab, then why do we speak arabic, why do we eat arabic food, why do we smoke the arab hubbly bubbly pipes?

[Sexmachine230]

I agree!

[Gwynsek]

@taymani3 Look for the DNA make-up of Lebanese and Syrians and you will know that very little in them is of Arabic origin.You are all northern semites and,according to recent archaelogical findings(Finkelstein and Sibelman in Israel), even the Israelites themselves are actually Canaanites who early in history wanted to distinguish themselves from their kins by the creation of the Hebrew religious myths!

[marty1fc]

i'm lebanese, not "arab"

[Beirutsandniqq4]

hey weird kid ya idiot,we lebanese r not pheonician,what r we also of roman and ottoman descendance..im tired of ppl sayin that shit especially christians who dont want to be arab but luv lebanon,,look lebanon is an arabic country and if ur not proud to be an arab then u r not truly lebanese..lamalo80,u r so right..if ppl stop listening to political leaders then poor lebanese wud hav a better life with stable security.who do u think dies,the poor ppl,,,the problem is we dont trust each other..

[4habibg]

hey idiot how about you shut up a respect peoles opinions and perspectives because if people like YOU really did then we would never have a problem in lebanon anyway.

BTW i dont belive the lebanese are arabs and u have no right to say that lebanon is arab because originally it was us (The Christians & the Druze) who inhabited the land.

The muslims came much later. I dont mean any offence but this is the way history is.

[XXXZaZaXXX1982]

researh ghassanids.

[lebkha]

BTW the druze came after the islam... they are officially muslims, so don't get so smart and say that originally lebanon was inhabited by christians and druze. second and by the way the christians only inhabited 50% of mount lebanon, in which this represent only 25% of the current lebanese territory. try to make some research before you say something and look like a fool.

and BTW jews inhabited lebanon way before christianity and they lived especially from shouf area and to the south.

[XXXZaZaXXX1982]

yes your right even lebanese christians have arab lineage that goes back to the ghassanids.

but sadly many maronites are quick to deny this because they dont want to be affiliated with being an "arab" or one of "those people"

[Relax4eever]

HAHAHAHHAHA ...

[lamalo80]

I hope you are right.

I'm afraid however, that - as shown even by violence - not everyone's being appreciated for his or her own view. Even the parties in Lebanon who want to live in peace with Israel, do their best to show they are anti-Israel. Why is that? Why not stand up for what you believe in? If there would be peace in the region, the region would florish. It's rich enough to receive loads of tourism and it has a great cuisine.

If only!

[absolutnana]

pff .. hehe funny ...

[gizmobaba]

this is funny shit lol

[weirdkid13]

oh mister alnassri

shut up... nehna libnanieh lal mout.... inta wahad mitfalsaf wa mastoul.... rouh koul khara... al hay2a inta manaksh libnani wa manaksh masseehi....

NAHNA PHOENICIAN!!!!!!!!!!!

[watbey]

this is wat i love of lebanon. its the only country where u can speak ur mind, pro or against anyone. no other country has this freedom

[Hunnah0055]

unless your a politician and get assassinated loooool

[lamalo80]

'Lebanese Shi'ites rioted and the satirical show was quickly taken off the air.'

such a freedom!

[4habibg]

they are fanatics!!!

they should try to learn what a free society truely is ...

[maitalainie]

@watbey True! It looks like Lebanon is a great country without the hizballah, shame they forced them to take it off the air. In Israel they'd never shut the opposition that way, and Jews always had self humor.

[share2go]

the arabes are very affraid of israel .they lost all their wars against israel.now they are affraid that the people of these counties will try to be like israel and be democratic.funny

[Hanulinec]

SUPER

[deboukf]

very boring

[hikari7]

funny :)

[bachleb83]

The most thing which cause pain to us is to hear people saying that Lebanon is a primitive country plenty of terrorist because when i hear that i feel like they r wining this war against us cause they r destroying what my fathers build Paris of Mideast and turning it to new Tehran like in Iran

[ChuckyHammer]

Lebanon was great before they came, Iran with its Persian culture was great, so was Egypt, and so was everywhere else. This Muslim death cult, does nobody any good. Look at the streets of Gaza, and you see unbridled violence, with not a jew or christian insight. Israel, possess only 1/6th of 1 percent of the total land mass of the ME. So many live fought over so little land.

[bachleb83]

First of all we r not Arabs,more than 60% of Lebanese used to be Christians before 30 years i want to say that Lebanon have 2 very differents faces the European face and the primitive face like hizballa which is supported by syrien and iranien and they r trying since 30 years to push us to live Lebanon but we wont, many of us died but we still there .

[Meltem28]

Why are ethnicity and religion get mixed up? Do you want to say that the christians living in Lebanon are not arabs? Is their mothertongue not Arabic? If not, what are they then? If Hizbullah was in Lebanon, who was going to protect it against Israel? The christians?

[tasalume]

Speak for yourself, we are Ghassanid Arabs. the Muslims came 500yrs after Christian Arabs.

[bachleb83]

hey davebender where r u from ?

i didnt mean any against u but i was responding to those who said that how Arabic people dare to do such a video.

[davebender]

Esma, salamat ya ayuni - ana al yahud fi amriki, wa al Kuds...

[israelpalestin]

this is so funny

[Porpolek]

Lol, The Detroit Gardens liberation front

[bachleb83]

lebanon is not a arab contryyyyyyyyyyy u bastard

[davebender]

Hey Bach? The less you curse, the more people listen. Really. I'm posting your comments, so be good and tell the world about your side of the situation with Hizbullah.

[ChuckyHammer]

Can lebanon cleanse itself of Hellsbyallah or is it too late. What is your opinion. Thanks.

[bachleb83]

heyyyyy for all of u i'm a lebanese and i'm christian and we r the only rose in middle east we r paris of the middle east and lebanon is not arabic contry

[alfarrat]

right right... more delusional satirical BS from the losers of our age.

Only justice reigns supreme at the end, and for all the transgressors, it's time to pack up and leave.

The time when supremists and zionists can laugh and think highly of themselves is over, do you not see the world? do you not see them losing every battle, in every country in every city in every village?

We pity the delusional losers. Zionistan crumbles.

[TrueArab]

yo lbc is gay its all wack shit nun goes up there your all just jelous becouse sayid hassan nasrallah hates u guys so u guys dress up like him now and try to be like him n shit thats wack u cant be sayid hassan so get over it lol white boys

[MnL7]

lol liberating the garden in detroit:P

[Donquixote40dn]

LIBNEN W BESS!!! DOWN WITH HEzBOLLAH THE TRASH OF LEBANON...long live the 7urass al arz...an ally of the freedom loving progressive modern peoples of lebanon

[mariejoe5555]

yea:)

[Kehilah]

Glad to see Lebanese dissing Hezbullah, which has brought so much ruin to their country. One day Lebanon will be liberated of Hezbollah and their Syrian and Iranian masters. it is well past time for damascus and Teheran to get out of Lebanon and let that country live in peace and freedom.

[Revolutionofpassion]

wow, this video is anything but funny. It at least shows the lies of Hezbollah and the need for America and Israel to destroy this terrorist organization.

[MIRIHELGESEN]

you evil zionist ,pretending to be lebanese, you jews <god damnd you with a cold heart, look what you're doing with the real owners of palestine: I feel sorry for you , you satan believers zionist! you're not jews, your days are counted buy Gods will. you poor satan!!!

[DSKING]

yeah, that wasnt right, when they rioted. But do not blame muslims if this act, blame syria and iran. The Shiite and Sunni Muftis in Lebanon do not support hezballah at all. A mufti is sheik is a Islamic scholar in the law of Islam, and they do not support hezballa, as well sheik hassan nasrallah is just a simpel sheik and not a mufti, he doesnt know anything n he is puppet.

[MIRIHELGESEN]

TALK FOR YOURSELF YOU IGNORANT RETARD

[gabshmabs]

histerical,

this shows how backward this hizbullah are...

i never knew this is wht the arab world think of tht scum hizbulla.

[abrahamcohen]

wow..now this is funny and liberating show...i dont know arabs could do show like this..good job guys....

[medishkan]

What a fukk man i hate israel and this video is a bad

take out the video you bastard

[abrahamcohen]

u r wrong..this is a funny video and i love these ppl who made this..brilliant..Israel is the only rose in middle of arab/islam fanatics thorn..yet israel survives..learn from israel and u will be liberated....

[davebender]

nyah - nyah, nyah, nyah - nyah... Get a life, loser (and pick up a sense of humor, while yer' at it, yutz)

[Icelupo]

hezbollah are a bunch of wankers like the lebs in merrylands

[arab1985]

In your dreams..

[annu2015]

not even hahaha

[SunDance00]

So fuckin lame vid... u r making a fool of yourself and the Lebanese people by posting it. Not cuz it about Hezbollah, but cuz it was supposed 2 be funny but it aint. Typical low class Lebanese humour.

[JubawongaProductions]

I agree it wasn't THAT funny but

1) it's funnier if you actually speak Arabic because the translation kind of takes away the humour

and

2) It's not like America doesn't sometimes have shitty humour too...there are some funny Lebanese shows and some aren't.

get over it.

[kyzerkalil]

lol i liked the end

to be honest tha ending of the show want to say something. Hezbollah and other Terror groups even if they would destroy Israel they will not stop. after Israel is USA, after them is Europe. they never stop untill they take over the world with their Islam. that's why the western and the cultured world need to destroy them as fast as we can.

[yairgeva]

asshole!

listen to the arabs theirselfes!

[DODGE222]

Wow hehe loose rockets, yeah they just shot by themselves. That was a great nasralla impersonation. I love foreign comedy.

[mohannad52]

The "Strongest nuclear nation" is getting its ass kicked.They commited 2 massacres and they r still calling hizballah as terrorists.Don't u guys c the news I really wanna ask a question: aren't terrorists people who kill the innocent??didn't u c the massacres on TV?how come theyr terrorists and Israelis aren't.Hizballah r fighting for their land.The Israeli army r CRYING AT THE BORDERS.THEY R ONLY GOOD AT AIRSTRIKES AND KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE.BURN IN HELL ISRAEL.

[7aydari]

weill said bro!

[Leib33]

B000000M - you have it wrong it is HIZB-SHAYTAN - they have nothing to do with anything holy. May the G-d of Israel bless his people Israel in His land the Land of Israel and those people who love the G-d of Israel and His people. May those who hate the G-d of Israel and His people be cursed forever, amen.

[7aydari]

there is nothing called land of israel. this land belongs to the palestinian,,, besides u think this is the promised land lol funny israeli soldiers were crying on the borders and hizbollah is getting stronger with the willing of God, hizbollah isnt a terrosit organisation, they supported all lebanese people including none muslims and defended the land of lebanon and kicked israeli ass back in 2000!

[farshied86]

This is not funny at all maby it is just a Arab humor or something because I cant see how this could possibly be fit for a National TV, maby for FOX Network trash

[DSKING]

No way! finally lol

[bank33160]

so hizallah is fighting in lebanon for a piece of property the un deems part of syria?

if they are going to be terrorists at least be consistent regarding the reasons for its terrorism...oh yeah...it really doesn't matter...the whole purpose is to terrorize regardless of reason or purpose...

[B0000M]

its hizbAllah not hizbOllah....

[DjXifo]

God takes care of to hizbullah... if anybody it does not like... it could be a dog of Israel and Usa

[versatile25]

fuck the hezbollah

[jasminmadad]

fuck u mother

[death4israel]

Whatever they do, how many civilians they bomb, how many innocent babies they kill, whoever they ally with, those FUCKING JEWS won't stay alive where they have invaded. Jews are DAMNED by GOD and they will be "HOMELESS" forever!! I wish All JEWS DIE and BURN IN HELL!

[oosnij]

The difference between Hizbullah and Israel. Israel could destroy all of Lebanon, but is restraining itself. Hizbullah is trying to fire all there rockets(indescriminately) and would destroy all of Israel if it could. Does anyone disagree?

[bank33160]

may you Terrorist get what you deserve....

[JubawongaProductions]

This is what makes people hate people in the middle east...do everyone a favor and shut up.

[bagelblogger]

Great video Dave

regards Aaron

bagelblogger

[HarbingerOfTruth]

that wasnt even funny, but then again, it caused a riot of lemmings, so it's funny again

[powelltg]

If the American Colonists celebrated victory after the Boston Tea Party, they would never have acheived their objective. It proved to be a bloody uphill fight toward triumph.

[powelltg]

Did the people think that Ahmadinejad and Assad would withdraw so easily that it only took some Ghandi like marching in the streets? Of course not! It appears that most were expecting a honeymoon before the wedding night! If all will surrender their sovereignty for the sake of "unity" they will get neither.

[powelltg]

Hillarious, I hope more satire like this abounds. Christian and Sunni and others may not reallize it but this whole mess is just a continuation of the Cedar Revolution. Enough with unity and realize that the fight that began with the murder of Hariri is not over yet. The fasiq in the south did not care of unity when he declared war on behalf of lebanon.

[zetoza3tar]

what is this??its a shame on lbc make this about sayid al moqawama,they have to respect him coz he liberated lebanon

[Baylajo]

I feel for the Lebanese people.  When you lie down with dogs, you wake up with fleas.

[abdok]

LMAO!! While we DO love to joke about ourselves This unfortuantly caused outcry by the shiites in Lebanon... They seem to think they are protected from jokes... WE HATE HIZBOLLA AND ITS TIME THEY LEFT WITH THEIR MATES SYRIA

[davebender]

Hi there,

Are you writing from Lebanon? Are you safe?

Please send me an email ASAP, so we can be in contact. davebrianbender at g mail dot com.

[WilliamBrothers]

Ha, that was great, however its really hard to imagine that the middle eastern countries can find humor in such matters. I loved the ending.

[davebender]

Israelis can and regularly do - sharp satire is big here, and actually, as far as Middle Eastern Arabs go, the Lebanese are typically the most "worldly," and the most likely to have the self confidence to have a laugh at themselves.

[JubawongaProductions]

Lebanon is a lot more modern than most people think--I am from there. Most Lebanese don't like Hezbullah.

[elHusseini]

Obviously your not when you say that. most people is Hezbollah and the Opposition, smart guy