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  • Ani lo mevin.

    Is it me or his his wife just beatiful, smart, and devoted?

    Adios motherfucker!

    la chiam!

  • Praise Jesus!

    Adios Pimp daddy Spitz!

    Thank G_d in heaven for delivering us from this Caligula SOB Traitor.

    Hasta la vista baby, with your drivers licenses. (I could say that cause I'm the son of Mexican migrants)

    Hasta la vista, baby!

    Hallelujah!

    I am sorry for his wonderful wife and his kids.

    Fuck you you will not be missed you vermin!

  • you folks always have great productions! does my mother REALLY take credit cards?

  • lolz

  • I love childish humor. I'm serious, I almost snorted laughing.

  • Show us zee whookers!!!!!

  • that is the funnyist thing ive seen in ages...fucking lush!!!!!

  • What! She don't take VISA???

  • that bitch!

  • Lex, I knew you were a brother!!!!1

  • That's a very unmanly shirt Lex wearing.

  • man joe , you should interview the provider

  • Why would Elliot go off reservation? Look at this fox (his wife)!!! He must resign based on being so dump. Perhaps it is as the old saying goes, circa Bill and Hilary, no matter how hot the chick there is some guy who is just plain tired of plowing that field...

  • Why does it always look like Lex is talking with a mouth full of saliva? It's like when it builds up in your mouth when you're talking then you have to stop in mid-sentence to swallow, but this guy just keep talking until it dribbles out the side of his mouth.

  • It tis most likely because I generally take a big swish of my own saliva (I keep it bottled) before beginning each newscast.

  • Considering that any sptzer joke pretty much writes itself you went all out on this one.

  • 5 stars... You are hysterical with an incredible sense of humor. If lovin you is wrong I don't wanna be right.... in a very manly, hetero, dude like way.

  • duuuude!!!

    sweet!

    love it!

  • wow I love this one!

  • Brilliant!

  • rich. this made my month.

  • HAHA. Yay!

  • lol great jew joke

  • at least he didn't get caught fucking some $20 whore. he had the money and made it worth his while, unlike hugh grant and eddie murphy

  • lmao nice XD gj :P

  • "cause I'm Jewish.. and a dick" hahahah

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