Dalmatians 3 3/5

[TheInkySea]

An animal shelter for cats only? Well, fuck that then.

[q2tvzux898]

what the heck is this??

[vjpearce]

"Your rations are CUT. No more!"

I understood that her/his/ rations were cut it the first time you said it. I don't need it explained to me twice

[vjpearce]

Wait....where is this junkyard? In the dog pound? The plot is making my head hurt

[TheCoco47]

the two black dogs look the same as the dog in the animal soccer, yea...i am actually watching these pieces of sh*t

[alenight85]

7:47 Of course, rubbish!!

[JohnSegway]

LEAVE THEM ALONE BOLLUCKS

[TheBatmanSmells]

Dear god this is SO bad, I think I might have 2 go and sanatise my brain after watching this e_e

[rawrvintageisclassic]

are those guard dogs in charge of a concentration camp or what?

...my brain hurts...

[Talanthe]

And now Castor and Pollux have become...!

Guards, I'm sure, but it sounds like Gods. Eugh.

[Konanarian]

8:10 WHAT'Z DAT SCREAMAN ABAT?! WHAT'S GOIN' ON HEA?!

[Konanarian]

7:13 They're the worst evil dogs in the whole world!

[alenight85]

LOL the characters are the same from the soccer film.

[ColorzBox]

Fuck the POLIZEI

[Saieras]

9:20 This time the RUBBISH is literal.

[MewAya890]

what is this?

[Jazzman7893]

!?!?!?! I tried my best but I finally lost what was going on. How in the world do they expect you to follow this! lol

[aarongtr180]

Some of the worst voice-acting I've ever heard.

[krakenmonster]

1:14

They're running in the street? What the fuck happened to the junkyard?

[krakenmonster]

Nevermind, I just realized it was a flashback. It's hard to keep up with this story's terrible narration.

[nusua]

Anyone know that movie with the line, "Maybe a dingo ate your baby.."? Well now after applying it to dingo productions, I understand the line.

[SleepyNekoChan]

"Watch out! Oh damn!"

Seriously? God. ... SERIOUSLY? This serves as an annoying form of motivation to do better crap than this.

[10191927]

Between all of these cartoons that this studio has produced, I have to say between this dalmation rip-off and Dinosaur Adventure, probably Dinosaur Adventure hurt my brain pretty badly. But then again all of these cartoons are.....well...."Rubbish"

[artman40]

What did he say in 0:10?

[mybruisedarm]

I think its german they forgot to translate... XD

[MandMsCommercials]

I don't think the creators remembered much when they made this. What the hell is going on?

[mybruisedarm]

crack is a hell of a drug.

[KurtmanJP]

The voices of those dobermans make them sound incredibly wimpy. They sound too pathetic to be menacing.

[sonicfeet]

SEYYE TUMARRWMURNING-- ERRLEE.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

9:17 SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!

[captainmario42]

"Afterwards, it better look like it was licked clean, your mother was very good at that."

That's terrible! I can't believe they put that in a kid's game.

[WhiteLycanXII]

I have another crazy theory about the pheonix games. The Pheonix Games were actually a demonic cult hazing ritual cleverly disguised as poor children's entertainment.

[EssJay00]

I think they were a stab at disney for making all the anti german propaganda in the 40's.

[mybruisedarm]

Or maybe they were all just stoned off their asses and picked up a magic marker.

[WhiteLycanXII]

Then why does watching this make me feel deeply interconnected with the abysmal maw in which all souls are damned to an eternity of suffering and pain within the universal womb of dispair and pestilence itself?

[hrabbit]

why does that one dog have a slingshot? He doesn't have any hands! :O

[creepsrus]

@hrabbit he's a hipster.

[feh2]

@creepsrus

that's 90% of Deadmau5's Fanbase.

[AliceMoving]

"A rock hit me on the head!"

[Awkward pause.]

"RUBBISH!"

[HyperSonicXtreme]

They always say Rubbish in there cartoons

[40cakes]

"EASY NOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND A THING"

You and me both.

[Zeguaira]

This has got to be the worst of the Pheonix Games...'games'. How you were able to record all this without coming down with some kind of reactionary seizure is amazing. You're my hero, InfernalMonkey! Now, I'm off do draw some super-derogatory fanart of this opus of stupidity...

[falconhead67]

LMFAO

[neilwb23]

Why do two dogs own a sweatshop in a dog pound which appears to have no supervision what so ever? What the hell is the sweatshop even for?

[Evan121991]

COME AND GET THEM

...

okay

*RUN RUN RUN*

[VagueLoaf]

How is the dog writing? Dogs don't have thumbs.

[IAmTheInternets]

You watched all of this and THAT is what you take issue with?!

[HummingbirdofDoom]

I agree with IAmTheInternets; how the heck a dog can write seriously isn't the biggest WTF moment here. That's probably the thing that makes the most sense in this thing. =P

[familyguyrox27]

"WITH THE AMOUNT OF RACKET THEY'RE MAKING SOMEONE WILL FREE THEM, BUT NOT US"

[Next scene, the dogs are all imprisoned]

WHAT THE FUCK?

[MondoRickJones]

It was a flashback.

Yeah, confusing as hell, but that's what happened.

[temptest]

"IT BETTER LOOKED LIKE IT WAS LICKED CLEAN YOUR MOTHER WAS VERY GOOD AT THAT" This is just filled with innuendo.

[HummingbirdofDoom]

The pervy laughter afterwards doesn't make things better either. =P

[dorik0]

The laugh reminded me of Beavis and Butthead's laugh.

[mybruisedarm]

@temptest "hehehehehe lick and stick, lick and stick... heh." Dont know what that means sexually, but I'm sure I could think something up.