Britain's Got Nutters 2009 - Part 3

[Anthrax1666]

soo funy hahahhaa hilarious hahaha

[IdunnoJu]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW :DDDDD

[M8Tty1694]

1:03 =

'Whats that?'

'I Dunno?'

[creative416]

saxophone guy is actually...not too bad.

[MrDavidarchiefan67]

that first act was sooo.... BOOORRRINGG!!!

[jannekeuh]

I hate when Piers is being so "Nice". Hypocite ...

[marthwithablackheart]

The fuck did piers vote yes? they cut that in or something?

[AJaxEmpire]

Lol... "I thought he might"

[Boogieforme]

Ahhhhw I thought saxophone guy was gonne play the mouth trumpet :(

[SERCHSOS3722]

After farting the mic then Mr Methane spoke through it.

[Alexis198227]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW SIMON WAS MORE INSULTING THEN PIERS

[BlackArmorVideos]

Mr.Methane contaminated the Mic

[Kr4zYG4m3r]

Saxophone guy's mouth sounded like Mr Methane's ass...

[ninjablade42]

whoever had to use that microphone next is unlucky...

[Mashfan6507]

Mr. Methane was the best!!!  :D

[BrickingFilms]

Like if you tried "playing your nose" after watching this video...

[magi10001]

like a broken saxophone trying to play its last notes !!

[VickiRandom]

saxophone dude was more like... a highpitched trumpet :D

[ryan9169]

It smelled like Fart in my room for like 5 minutes.

[LittleMrsDizzy]

@ryan9169

well dat waz u den

[ryan9169]

@LittleMrsDizzy No way Jose

[mimprincesa]

Mr Methan gonna end up in hospitals with sever hemarrhoids one day.

[123KevinDude]

He farted on the microphone than he puted it near his mouth and all the other's had the put it near the face too?!?Aughghg!!!*dies*

[PuresTheDay]

Amanda be a Lady!

Lol at 4:41

[burygirl123]

Simon; Have you not seen this before ??!!

Piers and Amanda; NO!!!

Simon; Oh....I have.

[CMaxCooper]

My bogy hurts from laughing so hard at the nasal saxophone guy. That guys gonna be a fuckin milliomaire

[BozilovDragan]

2:45 ...respect maaan!!!

[PandaBear3455]

Is it weird that the Sax guy person thing sounds like Elmo...?

[RagapanD]

That saxophone guy was more entertaining than most people in the history of the show!

Entertainment at its finest...

[talk2minie]

saxophone guy cracked me up lmao!

[talk2minie]

Mr Methane was nasty!! so gross! lmao!

[Vercalos]

@talk2minie

Seen Mr. Methane before elsewhere. Not something to be performed in front of the Queen.

[UACelitemarine]

Just imagine all the people that use that microphone after Mr. M.

[2011rubik]

@UACelitemarine yeah, mr methane was really disgusting xD i remember Simon's face xD and Piers and Amanda were like :S LOL

[THEJAYMAN212]

art into fart LMFAO!!!

[BlackSkullArmor]

I dunno, I thought epic sax guy was pretty good.

[Rikkki01]

Thanks to this video I can now play the saxaphone,finger knit,and fart at the same time.....

[meangurlz826]

well now i can finger knit!!!

[geselle126]

5:02 i feel really bad for that microphone

[horseyluver14]

hope mr m changed his under after

[yinyengz515]

I wish my last name was Dragon.

[musicnut721]

i feel bad for whoever went after mr. methane!

[MrFN2]

finger knitting is entertainment?

[irapedashboards]

lol the saxaphone was cool but weird :)

[MissAddicted2Music]

Excuse me but if "finger knit is simple and anyone can do it" then what's the talent? I mean, people who come here are supposed to be gifted and if ANYONE can do something, then it's not a talent at all.

[EdgarAllanPoe1849]

@MissAddicted2Music I think their talent was suppose to be that they are good at teaching people how to finger knit not that they can do it.

[spreadthegospelnow]

6:47 That's not the saxophone at all....

[cherryberrylipstick8]

i hate the 3rd 1 so much

[Kirilicar]

The SUCKSaphone dude is really unique :)

[TheLucasMichaels]

7 people can't finger knit

[aldoluvschickens]

amanda jumps when simon hits the buzzer 1:22

[chemicalrory]

That was more of a multi-note Kazoo than a sax, but still sounded alright.

[karana808]

5:43 whats the name of the song when he is walking onto the stage?

[eatmypantal00n]

i feel sorry for whos after farty there

[eatmypantal00n]

every one RUN!!from farty mcfartyson there

[eatmypantal00n]

playing his nose?

[xxxmcrblackrosesxxx]

poor cute old ladies!!

[Razzmatazz4]

I'm totally diggin' the saxophone guy :D

[eatmypantal00n]

@Razzmatazz4 yeah hes weird and funny!

[MrUn1980]

tonight ladies and gentlemen im going to put the art in to fart lmao hahaha

[Remembertosmile]

Yay for the finger knitting ladies!

[Remembertosmile]

Yay for the finger knitting lady!

[zelly7azul]

I hope they burn that microphone after the farting guy used it... eww

[zelly7azul]

They better remember to burn that microphone after the farting guy.....x.x

[NJADoherty]

Mr Methane must be my best fella

[eurasianchica]

The sax guy was actually pretty good.

[gutterfroggy]

lol you know whats funny? close your eyes when the sax guy plays, it doesnt sound too bad, it just looks terrible lol

[GDOBSSOR]

I once saw someone who played the trumpet with her natural voice. I thought the sax guy was awesome.

[TheBass2themax]

the guy with the "sax" act sucked

[kaffyboox3]

when simon cracks up it makes me laugh too lmao

[dannysoya]

LMFAO the Sax guy is Nigerian LOL.

[JaSchAirbourne]

2:47 Awhhh :)

[MannyO1995]

Amanda's face is hilarious at 4:46

[DiogoRibeiroX]

wow... first time i see you put a video of a passing contestant.... :)

[rice090]

Wow, I thought it was impossible for Simon to break his composure, lol. I mean, he's amused if a good singer/performer does something funny, but he actually started laughing.

[mauzziegirl]

2:38 Simon`s laugh is FANTASTIC!!!! :D :D :D 

[FlyingSpartan]

the saxophone guy sounded like me pissing people off on xbox live

[LittleMrsDizzy]

@FlyingSpartan

Don't be so RUDE and Nasty

[smoothiegirlz]

lol

[xuapril32]

he actually kinda sounded like a saxiphone, and he was right when britains got talent was about unique people, so i see why he passed. he wasn't all that bad really

[Polybun]

the house hold name as the dumbest nigger on earth.

[bigrigbob2010]

The saxaphone guy sounded like one of the chickens from the muppet show LOL

[End0987612]

i think i would of said yes to the guy at the end too

[UKRedPhoenix]

The girl at 6.22 is a total BABE!

[joa1611]

I don't think anyone is going to use that mike the farter used ....

[juliug]

wash your hands on the way out

[TheGameThatNeverEnds]

lol for a second there, I thought mr.methane crapped himself...

[TheGameThatNeverEnds]

*gasp* that 81 year old knitter was H-O-T stuff!!! lol

[TheGameThatNeverEnds]

If you guys want to se Simon Cowell laugh, you basically have to do the chicken dance while singing Bad Romance and wearing nothing but a loincloth, eating beano and drinking fat person sweat. lol, just kidding, love ya simon!!! And fat people! I love them, too!!! :)

[JuStInCrOsS1000]

What The F*ck is this pedophile smile in 5:50 and 8:09 ????

[Josedehesa]

That mic after the farting...ewwwwwww

[SuperLukek]

the farter is brilliant

[samitski]

so they sayed yes to the nigger becose the didnt want to be a racicst i mean that sucked big time

[jorday10]

@samitski no need for the racist comment, all right!

[samitski]

@jorday10 what racicst was in my comment? and he did suck didnt he?

[jorday10]

@samitski the n-word. And yes, he did suck, but there was no reason to use that word.

[samitski]

@jorday10 are you fucking serius the "n-word" is not a bad word it has never been a bad word you must be an idiot the media has made it a bad word for nothing niggers are niggers no matter what you say

[jorday10]

@samitski watch who you call an idiot. smh

you know what, I am NOT about to waste my time with ignorance.

yes, maybe the media made it a bad word. but YOU condone it.

btw, this is how you spell serious.

[samitski]

@jorday10 im sorry for your loss of brain have a good day

[Bodhivatsva]

@samitski actually you are quiet right...

but I can see his point since african americans or othercoloured people 'could' get offended by you calling them niggers.

but I have to say, you made your point well and I can see how media "influences" grammar a bit by making certain words "bad".

I would love to debate with you sometimes, you seem like a reasonable individual.

One of the few here on youtube.

[DeltaChip]

@samitski "Nigger" is a racial slur derived from the enslavement of Africans in America and I am sure it goes further than that. It was used by slave masters and it put hurt in these peoples' minds. They are a race of people, fully human. I see a black man or woman no different than a white man or woman, only difference is the tone of skin. Calling a whole race of people "niggers" is like labeling them as animals. Your usage of 'nigger' was unnecessary and you could have just said the act sucked

[samitski]

@DeltaChip so they can call them selfs the "n-word" and thats not the same thing why? :D

[DeltaChip]

@samitski I think it's just the context it's used in. I never really understood that either :l But yea, the saxophone guy wasn't all that great but it made me happy to see him so happy. Eh oh well

[MisterAshMusic]

@DeltaChip SO true.

[vrl1907]

The last part proves that Simon is the only one who has a brain in "Great Britain"!

I'm seriously getting worry about this country!

[khalsaknight254]

mr methane ... was that real?!?!?!?!

[MChell87]

why would the mother let her son play his...nose....on television??

[Myipodtouchrox]

did anybody notice that at 0:38 simons x is red?

[cmnesnah]

@Myipodtouchrox yeah, the shot was out of synch with the rest of the audition, it happens alot

[burningvenom]

OKAY EVERYONE CAN FINGER KNIT * BZZZZZZZZZZZZT* simon +10

[TheMestter]

7:30 is not nutter but TALENT

[cmnesnah]

@TheMestter I dont agree

[MChell87]

EWWW the fart guy was nasty!!!! how does he have that much gas??? ugh....just.....ugh....

[armageddon1844]

mr. meth-ane wants to fart into the face of the queen

[KevinLounsberry]

It sounded more like a kazoo, haha

[jaerirob644]

"Difficult to get across isn't it?" (2:28)

Well, it is the performer's responsibility to engage and interest the audience. If you are auditioning on TV then you are not in a position to expect that people would be patient and listen to you unconditionally.

I also really think that Piers only said yes to the knitters because he knew they won't get through anyway after Simon and Amanda's votes. Even if they did, how long would you expect them to last in the competition anyway?? lol

[mrk4y]

saxman passed??? omfg i can do that 2 , people are weird

[cmnesnah]

@mrk4y I agree

[musicnut721]

"put the ahrt into fahrt" hahahaa

[BradMLayZ]

4:20 HILARIOUS

[hazeleyes3395]

ps the dude at the end sound s like elmo when he does that sometimes lmao. Go Elmo dude!

[hazeleyes3395]

Lol at the nose playing guy! Haha of course he's 15. Im 15 too and my friends always ask me why I'm single. lmfao maybe its cause the only single guys my age either are jerks or they play with their nose. Haha yummy. But that knitting thing was so epic! I'm gunna do that for my next years talent show! :D

[NoFearNoFlame]

fuck yeah now I can finger knit!

[MrSimona2903]

@NoFearNoFlame my grandma can do it :) rreally!

[Aruxion]

I think Piers wants to suck the one in purple's vagina.

[amrishh09]

Wonder who used the mike after Mr.Methane...lol

[ToyinJoseph]

omg who ever act is next after this guy I really feel sorry for them because that microphone is distorted!

[musicnut721]

simon's so mean! at 2:39!!! hahaha

[lolazman]

"I am a performing flatulist"

"Just do it"

lol XD

[SweettieeGirl]

lol : that was aa baby crying over a michael jackson song..

well i like it... its really uniek]!

[AleksMichel]

kay doesnt douns like a saxophone...its sooooooooo pianful to listen to it

[DarthxErik]

saxophone guy made my day! ha ha. I completely agree with Simon.

[SuperAxel1998]

lmfao

[michiganfan725]

vocal saxophonist was rubbish

[CrimeSceneFairy94]

why is it when simon cracks up it's impossible not to laugh :D

[finuriae]

I pity the wretch who got the mic after the flatulist.

[JakobRobert00]

mr methane also was in germany and there he could go to the next round

[Mushface909]

wow not ripping on people in Britain but there are some fricken retards out there :(

[angurisloud]

Do these people actually think that they have the ability to get through multiple rounds of competitions and represent the nation in front of the Queen? Honestly, FINGER KNITTING as an act?????? Seriously....

[hinatathecookiedemon]

2:37 - 2:42

Cutest. Thing. EVER. <3

[selectivexhearing]

Simon's smile is so charming.

[Silvester94T3]

Amanda from 1:23 to 1:24 made me fell of the chair

[theshow2k8]

Do these people actually think that what they can do is talent?

[theaustriamaus]

mr.methan was in our show in germany too

he came into the semi-final

[neo440x]

utter rubbish, the last guy.. was put through.. idiotic! for once the crowd was absolutely nonsense. never want to see that again.

[fluff826]

I feel so sorry for the three little old ladies!

[robbibsa]

6:10 those guyz r like, WTF

[bluepucca]

in the knitting perfomance, the blue lady on the left was sitting and doing nothing..wonder why?? but she seems lovely n nice person..

[azinuamprieteni]

that kid at 3 : 20 should have his picture in the dictionary next to the word loser.

[AKA1Z]

can't believe they let the last one pass. It was horrible....

[alanglasgow1985]

sax guy was shit

[bluepucca]

what did simon say before he cracked up in the knitting performance at 2:38?

[joedawg9]

Just sitting there and saying this is how you knit... [cracks up]

[bluepucca]

@joedawg9: i mean when he says " dress in diffirent costumes, put on [???] ". still thanks for your reply :))

[SophieAmazing]

@bluepucca Put some dance into it.

[bluepucca]

oh,,thank you very much..hope u enjoy the show ^^

[maccermacnab]

Can't believe Piers & Amanda both voted for the saxophone guy at the end! I agree with Simon, it sounded nothing like a sax, more like a constipated 4 yr old.

[gslusher]

@maccermacnab

Worse, the sax guy was put through to the semifinals. Of course, that's as far as he got.

[manoloxp3]

funny!

[Arthur5041975]

1:34 same episode as Susan Boyle appeared. There's that same bitch in the audience and Amanda is wearing the same dress.

[410Alfa]

God. I feel sorry for the contestant after the farter

[Arthur5041975]

Finger knitting is easy and fun. It's just not a Royal Variety act. Did Piers lose his mind?

[lytrigian]

@410Alfa Maybe they had to burn that microphone.

[MChell87]

LMFAO...it's more of an oboe!!!

[insanebeaver]

@410Alfa why? he's the only one who got chosen for the next round.

[FlyingSpartan]

@410Alfa damn, you typed the words out of my mouth!

[gslusher]

Watch Amanda at 1:24 when Simon buzzes the 3 ladies--she about jumps out of her skin.

She is the most creative in how she hits the buzzer--with her elbow, even her chin in one case. She's also fun to watch react to the absurd acts, like Mr. Methane.

Kay the "human saxophonist" actually made it to the semifinals. He was in #3, probably the "lightweight" of the semifinals--only 4 or 5 serious acts. Needless to say, that's as far as he got. (Simon buzzed him in the semifinal, as well.)

[AJD7DC]

wow the saxaphone guy was the first guy out of all the america and britain got nutters to make it to the next round.

[Goddess167989]

He was awful, however, you cold tell he genuinely liked what he was doing and enjoyed it. Nevertheless, I don't want to hear him again LOL

[AJD7DC]

lmao the farting guy made me laugh so hard even though it was nasty!

[lhemyspg]

HAHAHAHA

[docrichie9]

Mr. METHANE!!!!!

That was awesome. LOL

[74nesta]

how the fuck do some of these people think that what they do is a talent really???lmao

[bpsmith1979]

That last guy sounds like a ferret getting sodomized.

[powergirl07]

Um, how do you know what that sounds like?

[celestedv]

Knit & Nutter! Whahahahaha

[kcbecauseofu]

when simon cracked up at the knitting it was hilarious! he rarely laughs but, he cracked me up.

[MChell87]

@kcbecauseofu me too!!!!

[namakemono49]

Kaye (human sax) was the best!! <3

[MinPinGirl97]

amanda jumps a lot when simon and piers buzz people. I feel kind of sorry for her, because it scares her a lot lol