i have subscribed to your other channel for a while, and after listening some of your videos i wanted to ask you about a problem i have, but i didn t because i was not sure if i would get a response, and now i saw this video and i m not even gonna ask ...good that i saw this before i asked you :D
"i m not even bothered by this..i wouldn t want to have your mind..."
the feeling is quite mutual, i can assure you - most people who claim to be religious are not bothered by how much they ignore the teachings of that religion - they only tend to get upset when others ignore the teachings
I would say what are we doing in all of our ministries. Do we serve God or does he serve us. I am convinced God serves us and all of our deeds are as dirty rags before him. This came form 25 years of ministry. I stopped 2 years ago and have never been as free in my life. Give it up brother, all of it and live. To be healthy you will have to not get involved with anyone on any level. Its like when a man is drowning you cannot get near him or you will pulled down with him.
(1) Wow,YoG. I stopped back here bcuz this vid was just mentioned in his newest, and now that I see your comment I know why I'm over here. :) Maybe if you elaborated more on your "I am convinced God serves us" it would help clarify, because right now, and esp. after a quick glance at your channel, its coming across in a really poor light, man. I think you have the context of Jack's video all wrong. I do not think for a moment he would advocate not being involved with "anyone on any level".
(2)He doesn't give up "all" of it. Jack is not a narcissisitic social hermit, rather, he has to responsibly manage his life so that those people outside his circle of family and close friends do not rob his time away from them. This was a video of love to his family and those he ministers to "in real life". Jack's plate is full to the brim. That is the point. Jack is not advocating having an empty plate! Your view, if I am reading you correctly, is seemingly to..
(3)advocate a complete emotional detachment from "all" people, (which, btw, your channel seems to support) and is taking the direction of this video to a far too extreme level which I am sure was never the intent. I understand your "not getting close to a drowning man" analogy...incidentally, I just happened the other day to write up a thing about what I refer to as "drama circles", (I described them as like little whirlwinds which suck you down), on my stickam profile but I meant it..
(4-end)in the context of avoiding getting involved with other people's squabbles and fights with each other, which is different. As christians we need to care about the welfare of others, and we should reach out to those who God places in our lives who are "drowning". Yes it takes a personal toll, (I'm sure the Good Samaritan got his clothes dirty and bloody...it cost him, emotionally, physically, financially...to care) but, what does that matter when we are called to die-to-self?
You're obsessed with the incorrect definition of a coincidence - CAN YOU READ???
"Stop repeating the definition of coincidence and saying I'm posting stupidity."
Stop misinterpreting the true definition of a coincidence, which is: The noteworthy alignment of two or more events or circumstances WITHOUT OBVIOUS causal connection.
"The woman was sick, and the man just came at the right time. Coincidence."
And AGAIN, Why do you insist on creating new threads? Are you afraid that I will continue to see your nonsensical statements and respond to them if you address me directly? lol
Dude, did you seriously just direct me to Penn and Teller after directing me to ZEITGEIST (a film made by teenagers based off of novels with authors that have no PHD's in ancient history or manuscripts)?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORD CREDENTIALS???
Before I watch your Penn and Teller bullcrap, list what field either one of them has a PHD in genius.
Now what do we have before us in this video footage. We have a minimum of 2 events or circumstances that OBVIOUSLY do have a causal connection.
Event 1: Starting at 00:31, we have a well known pastor pointing to a plump woman who is STANDING UP. At 00:35, the pastor then yells, "COME OUT!!!"
Event 2: ONE SECOND later, at 00:36, the woman begins to squat down for the FIRST time. ONE SECOND later, at 00:37, the pastor yells, "AAGH!" as the shadow of a live newborn baby simultaneously appears.
HOW DID HE KNOW SHE WAS DILATED TO 10 CM WITHOUT CONTINUALLY OBSERVING WHAT WAS GOING ON UNDER HER DRESS???
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CHILDBIRTH???
"I have better things to do than find videos about childbirth."
Obviously, you don't. If you did you wouldn't be watching bullcrap like Zeitgeist and Penn & Teller, and you wouldn't have time ti post ignorant comments about childbirth when you obviously have NO idea what you are saying.
How did he know she was dilated to 10 cm without looking under her dress.
I didn't hear her say, "Hurry up, I can't hold it anymore." Matter of fact, she said nothing. Just in this fact alone, show me ONE woman who gives birth without a squeak.
Show me ONE birth in which the person delivering the baby commands it out WITH AUTHORITY.
Now I know I'm talking to an mentally challenged individual. Zeitgeist sources NOVELS as EVIDENCE genius. Historians with PHD's disagree. Please go away now.
"The woman CHOSE to squat down. The reason that the baby came out is because the woman squat down."
A woman CANNOT choose when the baby decides to come. IT JUST COMES.
Watch a freaking squatting childbirth before continuing to type nonsense and then threatening to punch me through a computer screen for making you look ignorant. lol
She never said a WORD. Show me a woman give birth silent.
They were in front of thousands.
How did he know she was dilated to 10 cm without looking under her dress.
I didn't hear her say, "Hurry up, I can't hold it anymore." Matter of fact, she said nothing. Just in this fact alone, show me ONE woman who gives birth without a squeak.
Next show me ONE birth in which the person delivering the baby commands it out WITH AUTHORITY.
122nerdbombs, I will just repeat your nonsensical statement right back to you:
You can continue to be brainwashed and manipulated. Just continue to believe in your AmazingAtheist. Jordan Maxwell once said, "Those people who want to be fooled...let them be fooled." So I'll just let you be fooled, dumb atheist.
Now I would LOVE to see you use just ONE of my statements in this forum against me. Good luck with that and your new coherent hypothesis on the miracle birth.
Finally we agree on something. I know Wikipedia's definition of a coincidence is "great".
It's just too bad that you didn't know the definition yourself before typing utter ignorance and again not thinking before you click on "post comment".
"You can continue to be brainwashed and manipulated. Just continue to believe in your false idols. Jordan Maxwell once said, "Those people who want to be fooled...let them be fooled." So I'll just let you be fooled, dumb Christian."
This gives no explanation of the events. Quit sidestepping the subject at hand.
Now what do we have before us in this video footage. We have a minimum of 2 events or circumstances that OBVIOUSLY do have a causal connection.
Event 1: Starting at 00:31, we have a well known pastor pointing to a plump woman who is STANDING UP. At 00:35, the pastor then yells, "COME OUT!!!"
Event 2: ONE SECOND later, at 00:36, the woman begins to squat down for the FIRST time. ONE SECOND later, at 00:37, the pastor yells, "AAGH!" as the shadow of a live newborn baby simultaneously appears.
A coincidence is when you pull up at a gas station on your lunch break after you just got done daydreaming about your wife at work. All of a sudden, she pulls up beside you and begins pumping gasoline. THAT'S a coincidence.
A coincidence is when you notice that you forgot your lunch money at home. But later on that day, you find a 5 dollar bill under your car seat while looking for your keys. THAT'S a coincidence!
"Another reason why the baby came out when the priest said "Jesus" is b/c the woman was gullible and she was shocked or enlightened by the priest, so the baby came out (and she was trying to pump it out beforehand too)."
Please show me video footage of a woman who is "shocked" into a 2 second SILENT labor.
Maybe doctors should start jumping up from under the bed and yelling "BOO". Like the hiccups. LOL.
You are completely ruining the TheAmazingAtheist's hypothesis. Please go away.
Watch a couple of squatting childbirths before you keep on rambling on at the fingertips.
Repeat to me again that 2-3 seconds is a long time for a woman to give birth from the time she BEGINS to SQUAT DOWN in labor with NOBODY working the baby's head out.
"The reason the baby came out is b/c the woman was already working on pumping it out, and the priest just happened to show up at the right time."
At 00:36, the woman begins to squat down for the FIRST time. ONE SECOND later, at 00:37, the pastor yells, "AAGH!" as the shadow of a live newborn baby simultaneously appears.
Have you ever watched a woman give birth squatting? It is the norm in Europe. She was STANDING THE ENTIRE TIME. The only way to "pump" is to be in the SQUATTING POSITION!
You don't care much about the people here on youtube who make videos, but you will meet them for coffee.
Those people who don't make videos, uh uh no way will you meet them for coffee. In fact you don't really read their comments... they are much less than the people you don't care about. :\
This doesn't bother me though - not one bit.
Then again, you're the one getting the honesty award. :P
Too bad I live so far away and cannot even imagine a scenario that would bring me to Seattle or I'd be happy to share a cup of jo with ya. Of course that assumes that I would even pass your conditional screening test. Great vid!
"If it was a miracle, how come it doesn't work for other women?"
Now go look up the definition of a miracle and start repeating your question to yourself over and over. LOL. That was about the most nonsensical question I have ever heard in my life.
P.S. - In case you still don't get it, *sigh*, if it was a common thing that happened among other women, well then it really couldn't be considered a miracle, now can it.
Please think about what you are typing before you click on "Post Comment".
And by the way, that's 6.5 billion, with 9 zero's at the end of it.
And that does not include the people who have lived and died within the past 80 years (they were born too). And 80 years and giving you lots of slack since the average life expectancy is much less.
So we're are actually probably talking about somewhere around 8-9 billion births or so in the past 80 years. Something like that. That's BILLION with 9 zero's again.
We've had camera's 3/4 of that time so what's 3/4 of 8-9 BILIION?
Second of all, there are over 6.5 billion people on the planet as we speak. That means that in the past 80 years or so that 6.5 BILLION women have given birth. We have had video cameras for about 3/4 of that time.
Show me ONE video where the person delivering the baby commands it out and poof 2 seconds later, hmm a baby (and without a word from momma).
Third of all, show me ONE video where the person delivering the baby commands it out in the name of the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" and poof 2 seconds later, hmm a baby (and without a word from mom).
I repeated it too "buddy buddy with everybuddy" :P
:D I would have been hurt by this video a few months ago (I am not special enough?). But now I completely understand where you are coming from :) I have learned much from putting expectations on others.
Jack, I expect to see some deep, profound, and logically consistent arguments from you now. If you don't produce, I will throw a puppy off of a cliff.
i can see how you would feel a lot of expectations on you, but it seems to me the appeal of your videos is your sincerity, at least for me. i hardly ever agree with a word you say, but i don't expect to. i watch because you seem genuine. i think that is what most people expect from you and i don't think they are very often let down. and yes people got to the library to learn, not youtube.
You are an ass. Here, cross this boundary. I CHALLENGE you to come up with a clear hypothesis on how the following 2 minute miracle video was assembled.
I, along with many others, are anxiously awaiting your intellectually stimulated hypothesis on how the following 2 minute miracle video was assembled. Since neither TheKidFrom13thStreet nor TheNakedAtheist could overcome the task at hand, we bring it to the top dog himself.
We CHALLENGE you to come up with a clear and simple hypothesis on how the following 2 minute miracle video was assembled:
TheAmazingAtheist, I suggest you think long and hard about the next statements you post because I will be putting together a video within the next year that combines the very comments that you and your sheep (such as 122nerdbombs) come up with referring to this video.
I give you THREE days to come up with a coherent hypothesis to some simple video footage and all you come up with is, "Miracles happen at about the same rate as coincidences."
Now what do we have before us in this video footage. We have a minimum of 2 events or circumstances that OBVIOUSLY do have a causal connection.
Event 1: Starting at 00:31, we have a well known pastor pointing to a plump woman who is STANDING UP. At 00:35, the pastor then yells, "COME OUT!!!"
Event 2: ONE SECOND later, at 00:36, the woman begins to squat down for the FIRST time. ONE SECOND later, at 00:37, the pastor yells, "AAGH!" as the shadow of a live newborn baby simultaneously appears.
We know that there is an OBVIOUS causal connection because in the previous clip, before the film was cut, the pastor referred to the BABY saying that it was turning inside of the woman to take a correct position. Which leads us to believe that he was speaking to the BABY when he yelled, "COME OUT!!!"
You don't KNOW anyone on YT. How much can you REALLY learn about someone from 500 character comment sections and 10 minute vid clips? This is a HOBBY at best. There is a freedom to say anything when you know you will never meet your target in person. You can float whatever BS you want to. Therefore YT seems to be 85% BS. But, oh what fun BS it is!
We all have our own little shakespearean tragedies in our lives sometimes, and it seems maybe yours is that people are so naturally drawn to you and you are so popular, and yet its quite often too much (esp. considering the physical challenge of your narcolepsy) because like all the rest of us, you have a life outside youtube. Your presence here, Jack, is a delight. Please try to have fun and just be yourself, no expectations, because when you are just you...without trying...you shine. :)
I pretty much feel the same way about YouTube...I don't have much of a social life but I still try not to supplement it with things online. I've done it in the past...it's not healthy.
ron--thekid and i have been joking around. this vid wasnt directed towards my discussion w/ thekid. i appreciate your concern but please let the vid speak for itself dont read into it too much :) peace ron ps-the instant baby vid was no doubt amazing
TheKidFrom13thStreet, you think it's games, but you effect him and others much more than you realize. To a Christian, this is spiritual warfare, not spiritual games to "play around with". God gave this man a task. Please respect that and ask your friends to do the same. I respect you although I disagree with your beliefs.
I know you think it's fun and games picking on Jack, but if through this video you do not realize that it has gone beyond that, you are in denial.
Hey LifeofApollos & TheKidFrom13thStreet, sorry if I was being critical or judgmental in any way. I just didn't think it was respectful to gang up on or mock someone that you KNOW does not have the answers to your questions. Nobody hates you for not having all the answers Jack. You will learn more answers along the way. You are an awesome dude.
Sorry to take out some of the wind from your sails, but it is obvious to me that you do care a lot more about the people here than you care to admit (it's just in your nature that you come across a little aloof and all over the place at times ;) ) In saying that, I strongly suggest that you do draw a strong line between your YouTube life and personal life, as it obviously seems to have the real potential to affect you.
You have become so well known on this forum that it is only natural that you would eventually feel like it is imposing on your personal life. We need you sane, bro! So do what you have to do and keep it real ;)
First of all, we are actually, factually real people out here even if you don't feel that we are. When you put up a video, you are talking to real people and engaging in a relationship even if we are not physically present in the room. For many people, like Desertphile, this IS the daily human contact and interaction. You need to be aware of that. I guess you have no thoughts on my question video, huh? Too bad, I hoped you did. Guess it was too much to expect.
All so , so true. Ditto. Good decision Jack. This is by far not even close to the real World. It is just an enertaining hobby, you are wise not to get sucked into the insanity. Some of the comments I see would get people arrested or sued in the real World, you are very wise. if you happen to read this comment, nice video.
jack , jack , jack, no one is asking you to be more than what you are , we have come to like you for just that reason , and you did invite me to coffee in stickam if i end up going to seattle , it would definately be worth my time talking to you, be well jack
I only expect one thing of you Jack, thats for you to be just who you are no matter what. I admire that about you, you're cool dude! Now I gotta go make plan reservations so I can come have coffee with you (doesn't even drink coffee yuck) But just for you :P lol God Bless
I think out of all of the people I'm subscribed to, you come across as the most open and sincere. This video is no exception. I know how it is to feel as though you're wasting your time here online, where it should be better spent elsewhere. I once tried going cold turkey from the online world, but that just caused me to turn to other time-wasting addictions like TV. For me, at least, the key is moderation.
i have subscribed to your other channel for a while, and after listening some of your videos i wanted to ask you about a problem i have, but i didn t because i was not sure if i would get a response, and now i saw this video and i m not even gonna ask ...good that i saw this before i asked you :D
ioana007 3 years ago
"i wanted to ask you about a problem i have"
yeah, your problem is that you are a nasty bigoted little religious freak!
your comments on other videos are far from the teachings of love thy neighbour and closer to satanic hatred
axiomizer 3 years ago
i m not even bothered by this..i wouldn t want to have your mind...
ioana007 3 years ago
"i m not even bothered by this..i wouldn t want to have your mind..."
the feeling is quite mutual, i can assure you - most people who claim to be religious are not bothered by how much they ignore the teachings of that religion - they only tend to get upset when others ignore the teachings
axiomizer 3 years ago
you can t say i am like that you don t even know me...but i forgive you, because you are just jealous because no one asks for your wise opinion :)
ioana007 3 years ago
and excuse me which of my comments are close to satanic hatred?
ioana007 3 years ago
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suck my f-ing balls u dumb cunt ass white trash slut
marswun 3 years ago
I would say what are we doing in all of our ministries. Do we serve God or does he serve us. I am convinced God serves us and all of our deeds are as dirty rags before him. This came form 25 years of ministry. I stopped 2 years ago and have never been as free in my life. Give it up brother, all of it and live. To be healthy you will have to not get involved with anyone on any level. Its like when a man is drowning you cannot get near him or you will pulled down with him.
yearofglory 3 years ago
(1) Wow,YoG. I stopped back here bcuz this vid was just mentioned in his newest, and now that I see your comment I know why I'm over here. :) Maybe if you elaborated more on your "I am convinced God serves us" it would help clarify, because right now, and esp. after a quick glance at your channel, its coming across in a really poor light, man. I think you have the context of Jack's video all wrong. I do not think for a moment he would advocate not being involved with "anyone on any level".
michelle2chat 3 years ago
(2)He doesn't give up "all" of it. Jack is not a narcissisitic social hermit, rather, he has to responsibly manage his life so that those people outside his circle of family and close friends do not rob his time away from them. This was a video of love to his family and those he ministers to "in real life". Jack's plate is full to the brim. That is the point. Jack is not advocating having an empty plate! Your view, if I am reading you correctly, is seemingly to..
michelle2chat 3 years ago
(3)advocate a complete emotional detachment from "all" people, (which, btw, your channel seems to support) and is taking the direction of this video to a far too extreme level which I am sure was never the intent. I understand your "not getting close to a drowning man" analogy...incidentally, I just happened the other day to write up a thing about what I refer to as "drama circles", (I described them as like little whirlwinds which suck you down), on my stickam profile but I meant it..
michelle2chat 3 years ago
(4-end)in the context of avoiding getting involved with other people's squabbles and fights with each other, which is different. As christians we need to care about the welfare of others, and we should reach out to those who God places in our lives who are "drowning". Yes it takes a personal toll, (I'm sure the Good Samaritan got his clothes dirty and bloody...it cost him, emotionally, physically, financially...to care) but, what does that matter when we are called to die-to-self?
michelle2chat 3 years ago
does this mean you wont be doing the answers for the question vid man?
likeomgfat 3 years ago
"You're obsessed with these videos."
You're obsessed with the incorrect definition of a coincidence - CAN YOU READ???
"Stop repeating the definition of coincidence and saying I'm posting stupidity."
Stop misinterpreting the true definition of a coincidence, which is: The noteworthy alignment of two or more events or circumstances WITHOUT OBVIOUS causal connection.
"The woman was sick, and the man just came at the right time. Coincidence."
HOW DID HE KNOW SHE WAS DILATED TO 10 CM???
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
And AGAIN, Why do you insist on creating new threads? Are you afraid that I will continue to see your nonsensical statements and respond to them if you address me directly? lol
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
"watch?v=Y_sb2fSRByI"
Dude, did you seriously just direct me to Penn and Teller after directing me to ZEITGEIST (a film made by teenagers based off of novels with authors that have no PHD's in ancient history or manuscripts)?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORD CREDENTIALS???
Before I watch your Penn and Teller bullcrap, list what field either one of them has a PHD in genius.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
Let me refer you to a short Youtube film that is backed up by the vast majority of HISTORIANS and SCHOLARS with PHD's:
Authenticity of the Bible - Josh McDowell
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
"Once again about that baby you're obsessed with: It was just a coincidence."
Once again, let me give you Wikipedia's definition of a coincidence before you continue posting stupidity again and again and again:
COINCIDENCE: The noteworthy alignment of two or more events or circumstances WITHOUT OBVIOUS causal connection.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
Now what do we have before us in this video footage. We have a minimum of 2 events or circumstances that OBVIOUSLY do have a causal connection.
Event 1: Starting at 00:31, we have a well known pastor pointing to a plump woman who is STANDING UP. At 00:35, the pastor then yells, "COME OUT!!!"
Event 2: ONE SECOND later, at 00:36, the woman begins to squat down for the FIRST time. ONE SECOND later, at 00:37, the pastor yells, "AAGH!" as the shadow of a live newborn baby simultaneously appears.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
HOW DID HE KNOW SHE WAS DILATED TO 10 CM WITHOUT CONTINUALLY OBSERVING WHAT WAS GOING ON UNDER HER DRESS???
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CHILDBIRTH???
"I have better things to do than find videos about childbirth."
Obviously, you don't. If you did you wouldn't be watching bullcrap like Zeitgeist and Penn & Teller, and you wouldn't have time ti post ignorant comments about childbirth when you obviously have NO idea what you are saying.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
Oh yea, WHY DO YOU KEEP CREATING NEW THREADS? Are you afraid that I will see your comment and respond to it if you address me directly??? lol
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
The following short videos are just chock full of "coincidences":
"Amazing Healing 4 : Cancer of the Left" Breast"
"Miracles in Nigeria 13 - Raising the Dead"
"Man Raised From The Dead (last half)"
"Cancer of the Buttock be healed in the name of Jesus Christ"
"Witness Up Close Miracles of Jesus Christ Performed TODAY!"
(And my absolute favorite):
"Faith Healer - Nigeria" (fast forward to 08:26)
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
The following short videos are just chock full of "coincidences":
"Amazing Healing 4 : Cancer of the Left" Breast"
"Miracles in Nigeria 13 - Raising the Dead"
"Man Raised From The Dead (last half)"
"Cancer of the Buttock be healed in the name of Jesus Christ"
"Witness Up Close Miracles of Jesus Christ Performed TODAY!"
(And my absolute favorite):
"Faith Healer - Nigeria" (fast forward to 08:26)
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
They were in front of thousands.
How did he know she was dilated to 10 cm without looking under her dress.
I didn't hear her say, "Hurry up, I can't hold it anymore." Matter of fact, she said nothing. Just in this fact alone, show me ONE woman who gives birth without a squeak.
Show me ONE birth in which the person delivering the baby commands it out WITH AUTHORITY.
Zeitgeist LOLOLOLOLOLOL The Sun god LOLOLOLOLOL
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
Now I know I'm talking to an mentally challenged individual. Zeitgeist sources NOVELS as EVIDENCE genius. Historians with PHD's disagree. Please go away now.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
Do you understand what credentials are?
The majority pf people who go with the "Jesus Myth" have none.
And why are you changing the subject? Are you feeling cornered?
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
He said come out ONCE, not repeatedly!
She squatted ONCE, not repeatedly.
1) Direct me to a video where a woman gives birth SILENT.
2) Direct me to a video where a woman gives birth 2 seconds after being told to.
3) Direct me to a video where a doctor even has the BALLS to COMMAND a baby to come out.
4) Direct me to a video where a woman gives birth without a doctor guiding the baby's head (either squatting or laying down).
5) Direct me to a birth with ALL FOUR distinct characteristics!!!
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
"The woman CHOSE to squat down. The reason that the baby came out is because the woman squat down."
A woman CANNOT choose when the baby decides to come. IT JUST COMES.
Watch a freaking squatting childbirth before continuing to type nonsense and then threatening to punch me through a computer screen for making you look ignorant. lol
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
She never said a WORD. Show me a woman give birth silent.
They were in front of thousands.
How did he know she was dilated to 10 cm without looking under her dress.
I didn't hear her say, "Hurry up, I can't hold it anymore." Matter of fact, she said nothing. Just in this fact alone, show me ONE woman who gives birth without a squeak.
Next show me ONE birth in which the person delivering the baby commands it out WITH AUTHORITY.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
He said come out ONCE, not repeatedly!
She squatted ONCE, not repeatedly.
1) Direct me to a video where a woman gives birth SILENT.
2) Direct me to a video where a woman gives birth 2 seconds after being told to.
3) Direct me to a video where a doctor even has the BALLS to COMMAND a baby to come out.
4) Direct me to a video where a woman gives birth without a doctor guiding the baby's head (either squatting or laying down).
5) Direct me to a birth with ALL FOUR distinct
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
"The woman CHOSE to squat down. The reason that the baby came out is because the woman squat down."
I'm sorry, but you obviously have not watched any squatting childbirths.
1) Direct me to a video where a woman gives birth SILENT.
2) Direct me to a video where a woman gives birth 2 seconds after being told to.
3)
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
3) Direct me to a video where a doctor even has the BALLS to COMMAND a baby to come out.
4) Direct me to a video where a woman gives birth without a doctor guiding the baby's head (either squatting or laying down).
5) Direct me to a birth with ALL FOUR distinct characteristics!!!
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
You need to click on "view all comments" at the bottom and reread this forum. You are WAY behind.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
"You're dumb because you think that I think the definition of coincidence is "great".
You're dumb because you don't know what sarcasm is.
"That wasn't what I meant. I wrote "great" because you posted examples of coincidences, as if I don't know what a coincidence is."
I know why you wrote great. I was being SARCASTIC. You O NOT know the definition of a coincidence.
AGAIN, the definition is:
The noteworthy alignment of two or more events or circumstances WITHOUT OBVIOUS causal connection.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
122nerdbombs, I will just repeat your nonsensical statement right back to you:
You can continue to be brainwashed and manipulated. Just continue to believe in your AmazingAtheist. Jordan Maxwell once said, "Those people who want to be fooled...let them be fooled." So I'll just let you be fooled, dumb atheist.
Now I would LOVE to see you use just ONE of my statements in this forum against me. Good luck with that and your new coherent hypothesis on the miracle birth.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
"Great!"
Finally we agree on something. I know Wikipedia's definition of a coincidence is "great".
It's just too bad that you didn't know the definition yourself before typing utter ignorance and again not thinking before you click on "post comment".
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
"You can continue to be brainwashed and manipulated. Just continue to believe in your false idols. Jordan Maxwell once said, "Those people who want to be fooled...let them be fooled." So I'll just let you be fooled, dumb Christian."
This gives no explanation of the events. Quit sidestepping the subject at hand.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
"dumb Christian"
I'll tell you something that's dumb. Watching a person type nonsensical statements that he has to continue to admit are nonsensical statements.
dumb fundamentalist atheist
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
"That's another example! Great!"
Maybe you didn't get a chance to read Wikipedia's definition of a coincidence before posting stupidity again:
The noteworthy alignment of two or more events or circumstances WITHOUT OBVIOUS causal connection.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
Now what do we have before us in this video footage. We have a minimum of 2 events or circumstances that OBVIOUSLY do have a causal connection.
Event 1: Starting at 00:31, we have a well known pastor pointing to a plump woman who is STANDING UP. At 00:35, the pastor then yells, "COME OUT!!!"
Event 2: ONE SECOND later, at 00:36, the woman begins to squat down for the FIRST time. ONE SECOND later, at 00:37, the pastor yells, "AAGH!" as the shadow of a live newborn baby simultaneously appears.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
A coincidence is when you pull up at a gas station on your lunch break after you just got done daydreaming about your wife at work. All of a sudden, she pulls up beside you and begins pumping gasoline. THAT'S a coincidence.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
A coincidence is when you notice that you forgot your lunch money at home. But later on that day, you find a 5 dollar bill under your car seat while looking for your keys. THAT'S a coincidence!
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
"Yeah I agree. Sorry about that. Nonetheless, I'm standing by my argument that it was just a f***ing coincidence!!!"
I'm sure you will. Yes, I'm sure you will.
Let me give you Wikipedia's definition of a "coincidence":
The noteworthy alignment of two or more events or circumstances WITHOUT OBVIOUS causal connection.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago 2
"Another reason why the baby came out when the priest said "Jesus" is b/c the woman was gullible and she was shocked or enlightened by the priest, so the baby came out (and she was trying to pump it out beforehand too)."
Please show me video footage of a woman who is "shocked" into a 2 second SILENT labor.
Maybe doctors should start jumping up from under the bed and yelling "BOO". Like the hiccups. LOL.
You are completely ruining the TheAmazingAtheist's hypothesis. Please go away.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago 2
"3 seconds is a long time anyway."
Please stop spewing out utter ignorance.
Watch a couple of squatting childbirths before you keep on rambling on at the fingertips.
Repeat to me again that 2-3 seconds is a long time for a woman to give birth from the time she BEGINS to SQUAT DOWN in labor with NOBODY working the baby's head out.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago 2
"The priest just happened to show up at the right time."
Right time, huh? I'll say. You CANNOT time a natural human process to the exact second that normally takes approximately NINE MONTHS to complete.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago 2
"The reason the baby came out is b/c the woman was already working on pumping it out, and the priest just happened to show up at the right time."
At 00:36, the woman begins to squat down for the FIRST time. ONE SECOND later, at 00:37, the pastor yells, "AAGH!" as the shadow of a live newborn baby simultaneously appears.
Have you ever watched a woman give birth squatting? It is the norm in Europe. She was STANDING THE ENTIRE TIME. The only way to "pump" is to be in the SQUATTING POSITION!
ronpaul20082 3 years ago 2
"Show me ONE video where the person delivering the baby commands it out and poof 2 seconds later, hmm a baby (and without a word from momma)."
"The reason I can't do that is b/c it doesn't happen often."
The reason you can't do that is because it doesn't happen EVER!!!
ronpaul20082 3 years ago 2
Well said. Great video!
patflix 3 years ago
Many of your points are spot on Jack. This is some real insight here. I like the honesty brother.
mconn2112 3 years ago
Well I wish you get your bearings back and the net isn't changing in small doses
DemonWarriorSamuel 3 years ago
"Coffee with Apollos."
Sounds interesting if I ever get outta Texas! :)
Thorzon 3 years ago
i live in texas did you go to sxsw
appppppppple 3 years ago
I guess not...since I don't know what sxsw is. :)
Thorzon 3 years ago
I just unsubbed you, ahole.
lol jk
CajunPunk 3 years ago
You get the most honest person on youtube award.
You don't care much about the people here on youtube who make videos, but you will meet them for coffee.
Those people who don't make videos, uh uh no way will you meet them for coffee. In fact you don't really read their comments... they are much less than the people you don't care about. :\
This doesn't bother me though - not one bit.
Then again, you're the one getting the honesty award. :P
EMTRUE 3 years ago
good video jack! as long as youre having fun, keep doing what youre doing!
spectrem 3 years ago
What would you do if somebody from your life (real life) sees your videos and does nothing but insult you and make you look like a fool?
Justinfh2point0 3 years ago
Nice to see you Jacko
Jude
x
PrimaryPurpose 3 years ago
hey jude! :)
LifeofApollos 3 years ago
I almost made it to Seattle recently. It didn't happen, but I'd love to hang out with you if it ever comes up again.
rowsdowersavesus 3 years ago
Too bad I live so far away and cannot even imagine a scenario that would bring me to Seattle or I'd be happy to share a cup of jo with ya. Of course that assumes that I would even pass your conditional screening test. Great vid!
TheEdge012 3 years ago
Jack, this video was more profound than you think.
Clutchology 3 years ago
"If it was a miracle, how come it doesn't work for other women?"
Now go look up the definition of a miracle and start repeating your question to yourself over and over. LOL. That was about the most nonsensical question I have ever heard in my life.
P.S. - In case you still don't get it, *sigh*, if it was a common thing that happened among other women, well then it really couldn't be considered a miracle, now can it.
Please think about what you are typing before you click on "Post Comment".
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
VERY honest.
philhellenes 3 years ago
Now get TheAmazingAtheist on the line.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
Awesome video. I think it's good if people don't make youtube the focus of their life. Everyone needs a break now and then.
HaleyMary 3 years ago
"Also, the baby did not come out 'instantly'. The mother was working at it, and it just happened to come out at a fast speed."
The baby came out within THREE SECONDS of him yelling COME OUT!
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
And by the way, that's 6.5 billion, with 9 zero's at the end of it.
And that does not include the people who have lived and died within the past 80 years (they were born too). And 80 years and giving you lots of slack since the average life expectancy is much less.
So we're are actually probably talking about somewhere around 8-9 billion births or so in the past 80 years. Something like that. That's BILLION with 9 zero's again.
We've had camera's 3/4 of that time so what's 3/4 of 8-9 BILIION?
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
First of all, you are not TheAmazingAtheist.
Second of all, there are over 6.5 billion people on the planet as we speak. That means that in the past 80 years or so that 6.5 BILLION women have given birth. We have had video cameras for about 3/4 of that time.
Show me ONE video where the person delivering the baby commands it out and poof 2 seconds later, hmm a baby (and without a word from momma).
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
Third of all, show me ONE video where the person delivering the baby commands it out in the name of the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" and poof 2 seconds later, hmm a baby (and without a word from mom).
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
I repeated it too "buddy buddy with everybuddy" :P
:D I would have been hurt by this video a few months ago (I am not special enough?). But now I completely understand where you are coming from :) I have learned much from putting expectations on others.
KelsoFabulous 3 years ago
Jack, I expect to see some deep, profound, and logically consistent arguments from you now. If you don't produce, I will throw a puppy off of a cliff.
JimmyK76 3 years ago
i can see how you would feel a lot of expectations on you, but it seems to me the appeal of your videos is your sincerity, at least for me. i hardly ever agree with a word you say, but i don't expect to. i watch because you seem genuine. i think that is what most people expect from you and i don't think they are very often let down. and yes people got to the library to learn, not youtube.
Mindaslight 3 years ago
I am peeping in your window right now -=Beadartist=-
jdbirch 3 years ago
LOL, the library is the place to go...LOL
IlmHunter 3 years ago
You need boundaries like a drop of water needs a dam in it.
TheAmazingAtheist 3 years ago
You are an ass. Here, cross this boundary. I CHALLENGE you to come up with a clear hypothesis on how the following 2 minute miracle video was assembled.
GOOGLE "Instant Baby Delivery"
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
I'll be waiting for your hypothesis Mr. AmazingAtheist. So will many others.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
TheAmazingAtheist,
I, along with many others, are anxiously awaiting your intellectually stimulated hypothesis on how the following 2 minute miracle video was assembled. Since neither TheKidFrom13thStreet nor TheNakedAtheist could overcome the task at hand, we bring it to the top dog himself.
We CHALLENGE you to come up with a clear and simple hypothesis on how the following 2 minute miracle video was assembled:
GOOGLE "Instant Baby Delivery"
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
uh im sure you wouldnt mind expounding
LifeofApollos 3 years ago
Miracles happen at about the same rate as coincidences.
Isn't that interesting?
TheAmazingAtheist 3 years ago 3
Miracles happen at the same rate as coincidences of what?
isaacjohncohen 3 years ago
Not really.
SmartCo0kie 3 years ago
TheAmazingAtheist, I suggest you think long and hard about the next statements you post because I will be putting together a video within the next year that combines the very comments that you and your sheep (such as 122nerdbombs) come up with referring to this video.
I give you THREE days to come up with a coherent hypothesis to some simple video footage and all you come up with is, "Miracles happen at about the same rate as coincidences."
Come on now. I know you can do better than that.
ronpaul20086 3 years ago
Let me give you Wikipedia's definition of a "coincidence":
The noteworthy alignment of two or more events or circumstances WITHOUT OBVIOUS causal connection.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
Now what do we have before us in this video footage. We have a minimum of 2 events or circumstances that OBVIOUSLY do have a causal connection.
Event 1: Starting at 00:31, we have a well known pastor pointing to a plump woman who is STANDING UP. At 00:35, the pastor then yells, "COME OUT!!!"
Event 2: ONE SECOND later, at 00:36, the woman begins to squat down for the FIRST time. ONE SECOND later, at 00:37, the pastor yells, "AAGH!" as the shadow of a live newborn baby simultaneously appears.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
We know that there is an OBVIOUS causal connection because in the previous clip, before the film was cut, the pastor referred to the BABY saying that it was turning inside of the woman to take a correct position. Which leads us to believe that he was speaking to the BABY when he yelled, "COME OUT!!!"
Hence, OBVIOUS causal connection.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
You don't KNOW anyone on YT. How much can you REALLY learn about someone from 500 character comment sections and 10 minute vid clips? This is a HOBBY at best. There is a freedom to say anything when you know you will never meet your target in person. You can float whatever BS you want to. Therefore YT seems to be 85% BS. But, oh what fun BS it is!
Deke101 3 years ago
We all have our own little shakespearean tragedies in our lives sometimes, and it seems maybe yours is that people are so naturally drawn to you and you are so popular, and yet its quite often too much (esp. considering the physical challenge of your narcolepsy) because like all the rest of us, you have a life outside youtube. Your presence here, Jack, is a delight. Please try to have fun and just be yourself, no expectations, because when you are just you...without trying...you shine. :)
michelle2chat 3 years ago
I pretty much feel the same way about YouTube...I don't have much of a social life but I still try not to supplement it with things online. I've done it in the past...it's not healthy.
TheKidFrom13thStreet 3 years ago 3
TheKidFrom13thStreet, can you see what the likes of you have done to the "glow" in this man's spirit?
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
You realize that Jack and I are only playing around when we make fun of eachother right? This seems to have gone completely over your head.
TheKidFrom13thStreet 3 years ago
hmmmm
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
ron--thekid and i have been joking around. this vid wasnt directed towards my discussion w/ thekid. i appreciate your concern but please let the vid speak for itself dont read into it too much :) peace ron ps-the instant baby vid was no doubt amazing
LifeofApollos 3 years ago
Oh yea Jack, If you liked the miracle birth, type the following titles into google video:
Amazing Healing 4 : Cancer of the Left Breast
Miracles in Nigeria 13 - Raising the Dead
Man Raised From The Dead (last half)
Cancer of the Buttock be healed in the name of Jesus Christ
Witness Up Close Miracles of Jesus Christ Performed TODAY!
T.B. Joshua - leg cancer being healed
BEAUTIFUL GIRL supernaturally healed of BLINDNESS (no joke)
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
And I leave my favorite video for last:
Faith Healer - Nigeria (fast forward to 08:26)
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
TheKidFrom13thStreet, you think it's games, but you effect him and others much more than you realize. To a Christian, this is spiritual warfare, not spiritual games to "play around with". God gave this man a task. Please respect that and ask your friends to do the same. I respect you although I disagree with your beliefs.
I know you think it's fun and games picking on Jack, but if through this video you do not realize that it has gone beyond that, you are in denial.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
TheKidFrom13thStreet please don't think I'm intentionally being a jerk. I would just appreciate it if you consider my words. Thanks.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago
Hey LifeofApollos & TheKidFrom13thStreet, sorry if I was being critical or judgmental in any way. I just didn't think it was respectful to gang up on or mock someone that you KNOW does not have the answers to your questions. Nobody hates you for not having all the answers Jack. You will learn more answers along the way. You are an awesome dude.
ronpaul20082 3 years ago 3
You have let me down Jack. I had high expectations of you. haha.
INTJ22 3 years ago
LoA your a good dude man.
captainimij 3 years ago
Great video and great advice.
4McClain 3 years ago
Yes I agree, YouTube is YOUtube.
SlickDust 3 years ago
I have narcolepsy now thanks to this video.
meridianfrost 3 years ago 2
lol-long drawn out videos are the best :)
LifeofApollos 3 years ago
Awesome. As the saying goes, "Don't be a zombie. Be an idividual and think for yourself."
Chuloloc 3 years ago
It may be youtube, but we are all still real people.
Hey don't you wish the bible was this interactive. Or if god could be posting up videos huh.
cjunk351 3 years ago 2
he could if he wanted to...
if he existed...
:P
RabidApe 3 years ago
Sorry to take out some of the wind from your sails, but it is obvious to me that you do care a lot more about the people here than you care to admit (it's just in your nature that you come across a little aloof and all over the place at times ;) ) In saying that, I strongly suggest that you do draw a strong line between your YouTube life and personal life, as it obviously seems to have the real potential to affect you.
AwokenSpirit 3 years ago 3
You have become so well known on this forum that it is only natural that you would eventually feel like it is imposing on your personal life. We need you sane, bro! So do what you have to do and keep it real ;)
AwokenSpirit 3 years ago 2
Why make a ten minute video just to let us all know you don't give a shit about us?
iconoclastic23 3 years ago 7
First of all, we are actually, factually real people out here even if you don't feel that we are. When you put up a video, you are talking to real people and engaging in a relationship even if we are not physically present in the room. For many people, like Desertphile, this IS the daily human contact and interaction. You need to be aware of that. I guess you have no thoughts on my question video, huh? Too bad, I hoped you did. Guess it was too much to expect.
SSanf 3 years ago
All so , so true. Ditto. Good decision Jack. This is by far not even close to the real World. It is just an enertaining hobby, you are wise not to get sucked into the insanity. Some of the comments I see would get people arrested or sued in the real World, you are very wise. if you happen to read this comment, nice video.
ProdigalSonUSA 3 years ago
jack , jack , jack, no one is asking you to be more than what you are , we have come to like you for just that reason , and you did invite me to coffee in stickam if i end up going to seattle , it would definately be worth my time talking to you, be well jack
TOMMYfromtheBRONX 3 years ago
Word YT is just a added bonus. YT time can be good its all in how you use it.
So many great educational videos Here. I take nothing to heart here, most of the people are just jack asses any ways.
LowBudgetFilmss 3 years ago
We all have our boundaries, and i think that everybody thinks:"What am i doing here?".
But Youtube is no different from a debate room, or a social spot where people can meet up and ventilate their opinions and chit chat.
ChildofTruth 3 years ago
I only expect one thing of you Jack, thats for you to be just who you are no matter what. I admire that about you, you're cool dude! Now I gotta go make plan reservations so I can come have coffee with you (doesn't even drink coffee yuck) But just for you :P lol God Bless
SurvivorsFaithTV 3 years ago
Yes...
PeacefulApe 3 years ago
Jack is cool
PaladinMark 3 years ago
I think out of all of the people I'm subscribed to, you come across as the most open and sincere. This video is no exception. I know how it is to feel as though you're wasting your time here online, where it should be better spent elsewhere. I once tried going cold turkey from the online world, but that just caused me to turn to other time-wasting addictions like TV. For me, at least, the key is moderation.
vulpix 3 years ago
woah
red ear of the devil ;O
Blargsix 3 years ago
Very deep and profound Jack :) I'm expecting some really good upcoming videos, so don't let me down! Youtube 4 life!
ryanisfootdrums 3 years ago