Tim Vine Live At The Apollo EXTENDED Part 1

[CallumBlades]

Amazing, is this the only Tim Vine video on youtube without a mupppet saying 'these are actually Tommy Cooper jokes'

[bongmeester]

is that John Vlismas (SA comedian) at 9:11

[TheFredmeister1994]

400th like! :)

[ShazVanHalen]

The horse whisperer joke made me laugh so hard

[lockybalboa275]

i love how opposite him and lee mack are! yet there best mates, and not going out its quality :D

[Joewalshe38]

Brilliant.

[1Thompsonmusic]

Funny, but depressing

[0Tidgy0]

Love this guy he's funny

[izzylovesglee4ev]

THIS IS FREAKIN HILARIOUS

[Markaca112]

So he's the guy who writes all those shite xmas cracker jokes....

[choongification]

hah i love that convo above

[Klunk234]

Legend.

[kingbojomojo]

10 people don't know real comedy

[kingbojomojo]

Hes amazin great comedian

[smokebomb213]

sorry i just don't get how this guy is funny.

[Mrsmoonwalkerish]

@smokebomb213 then u dont get life

[DesignRec]

Has anybody noticed the striking resemblance between tim vine and nicholas cage?

[MYBIGKINDHEART]

@DesignRec SO ONE GETS LOCKED IN ONE AND THE OTHER ONE ESCAPES

[DesignRec]

@MYBIGKINDHEART wat?

[wheyman1]

Absolutely brilliant.  Amazing talent and a top performer!

[ajriches93]

''So I went''.... Jheez. He's only goo din Not going out.

[ajriches93]

Too far, it's boring.

[JosephKarse]

I dont mind one line jokes, but this guy takes it to far

[ChandlerMcBailey]

The Punmeister! I havew been to 5 of his shows and bloody brilliant!

[gotglasses]

Apollo with honkies? Must be London.

[ScroggBassSoldierz]

tim vine PUN KING

[toanoradian]

@ScroggBassSoldierz

That's funny, I never saw him as much of a punk.

[1one2two3threetwoone]

6:40 is my favourite joke lol

[MrMu5iQ]

arseraptor, youre a legend

[OliJakupNielsen]

can someone explain the guitar joke, i dont get it? thank you.

[moyadapne]

@OliJakupNielsen Catarrh is a disorder of inflammation of the mucous membranes. wikipedia. cheers.

[jakethefreak1]

@OliJakupNielsen A lung bogie.

[0Tidgy0]

Tim Vine is HILARIOUS, he's actually good at singing too.

[philyahh]

and now the big highlight of the show! there it is. superb.

[Passell2]

The little smile at 4:57 is hilarious!

[BritishAlienCompany]

Tim Vine epitomises the childish nature of comedy that we all love and think we've grown away from but will always be there to catch us when we fall!

[randomcheesecake555]

best part, not even particularly clever but gets me every time 2:04

[AdzG969]

Is the girl at 1:14 one of the twins from Skins 3-4?

[RogerSwiftComedy]

He's my comedy hero and wonderful he's got the stage where he gets a big laugh after every corny pun. My act is very similar to his style but Tim is now past the stage I'm at of going into pubs and getting someone groaning loudly after every punchline. He must have been there though.

[CBAUSERNAME]

when you overhear him say "what does that light mean?", lol i laughed for ages when he said that.

[quizman1967]

Stand in a library and go AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH and everyone stares at you.

Do the same on an aeroplane and everyone joins in

Brilliant!

[tommyfjoera]

British comedians - The very best!

[1994liverpoolrule]

I can't stop lol

[MrSjd1966]

he,s as crap as Jimmy Cricket.

[irishmma1]

never laughed so much in my life?

[BrendanStuart]

possibly the most quotable comedians ever

[FreakinAwsomeNinja]

Love it

[JackalFeatures]

I saw him in Yrok in April, the most hillarious man ever :)

[georgk91]

3 people are on drugs...

[414rl]

did you ever notice half way through eating a horse you're not as hungry as you thought....hahahahaha hilarious!

[silentbob82]

Ninja-ry time :D

[majooismajor]

1:14 <3 damn girl ;)

[youwish44lulz]

seen him 3 times and hes signed both punslinger and so i said to this bloke :D

[Emz597]

OMG going to see him in May CAN'T WAIT!!

[yogie27489]

i dont get the joke at 7.55, will some1 explain it?

[wheyman1]

@yogie27489 Guitar. Look up the word catarrh.

[YiCaiShan]

@yogie27489 I wasn't sure either, but I think it's a guitar/ catarrh pun, which is why he sniffs like that. Might be wrong though...

[yogie27489]

@YiCaiShan cheers mate.

[Tarynus]

When someone says "Nice comment, mate" that's ok

When someone says "lol u suk" they're just being gay

When you get a badly typed message about how great your last video was when you don't have any & a website suggestion on how to get more subscribers which is obviously an attempt to hack you & get your account banned; Alarm bell, alarm bells, alarm bells

(True story, it happens quite a bit to me)

[iTriggersx]

Did no-one else recognise the uploaders name is ArseRaptor?

[ArseRaptor]

@iTriggersx What do you mean "recognise"? Am I famous or something?

[edgeypoosisepic]

@ArseRaptor you are in our eyes

[ArseRaptor]

@edgeypoosisepic Oh you and your words :P

[MattySP34Ks]

omg omg omg omg omg omg 6:35 is my rg tutor 2nd from left.

[hilley7777]

@MattySP34Ks NO WAY REALLY YOUR RG TUTOR?!!? HOLY FUCK ARE YOU SURE MAN THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!!!!111 ......

[HamlenCardarelli523]

Dowwnload the audio from this song at searchripgrab doht cohm.

[Loostifer]

Ninjury Time!

[blazeboy795]

hes awesome a genius and very light hearted

[haybee12]

i love him,so unique

[upliftzippy]

looooool the ninjery time gag is sooo bad it hurts lol

[JerryBeatFreak]

I hate this guy! Hell, If I saw this live I would have died, Here I have a pause button atleast!

[FlumblesMum]

@JerryBeatFreak Or you could have just not clicked on this video...

[JerryBeatFreak]

@FlumblesMum Lol, You didn't get what I said at all. What I ment was that I don't get time to breath between the jokes because I'm laughing to hard!

[FlumblesMum]

@JerryBeatFreak Oh, right. Yeah, I'm the same!

[Stbricechannel]

This here folks is the world record holer for the most jokes in an hour and you can see why. Tim Vine - The King of one liners!

[ShadowPenguin32843]

Lol 2 teams 1 goal, have the rules changed?

[david2k6murphy]

yey i saw him on youtube

[shaneswedish25]

2 people were never hugged by their parents

[skateboardsteve409]

love one liners crack me up

[misticmike1]

absolute legend !

[steve4770]

genius....

[snowblind1985]

tim vine standup in a channel called ArseRaptor... what else can a man want?... brilliant..

[lordbesty]

I'm gonna play alarm bells at my wedding.

[theworldGodonlyknows]

i find his legs hilarious

[keyblade280]

he also hold the current recoard for most jokes told in a set amount of time (cant remember the time )

[Stbricechannel]

@keyblade280 I hour

[SublimeStuff]

Brilliant. 

[footyking77]

The best one liner comedian there is XD

[KaZKaZ004]

Velcro, What a rip off!!!!

LOL

[LittleMissGlamazon]

Never mind a comedian, he could make a CD.

[YooBurp]

Tommy cooper and tim vine my comedy heros!!

[batmanofni]

Tim is an utter genius, they jokes just keep coming. Even if he does a duff one a brilliant gag will follow.

[bethanyamylister10]

ninjery time hahaha xx

[chanratty2004]

@VinnieAndZach There's a deodorant called 'Mum'?

[Ragnarok6664]

A genius! :D

[MidjettKiDx]

@ sjd83 7.51 when he says 'let me her her guitar' and he sniffs it's because there are potters catar pastals that relieve cold symptoms. catar rhymes with guitar. hence the sniff

[Projectrez]

At 1:14, is that Emily from Skins??

[TheDanheathcote]

@Projectrez i thought so too. glad it's not just me!

[CondorTalon]

I don't get the deodorant joke.

[VinnieAndZach]

@CondorTalon 'Sure' and 'Mum' are deoderants :)

[sjd83]

7:51 i don't get the guitar comment...

[VinnieAndZach]

@sjd83 guitar sounds like catarrh :)

[JayTayylor]

@sjd83 I'm not sure how to spell it but i think he means 'Catarr' its the build of snot in your passages.

[YouKnowIAmRight]

@sjd83 He meant "catarrh" which is an inflammation of a mucous membrane, particularly of the head and throat, with free discharge of mucus : )

[fmradioguy101]

@sjd83 - It sounds like cattah...

[12345l6789]

@sjd83 catarrh.

[sapperdave88]

@sjd83 its a play on word, he means catar as in the snot you get when your congested

[Ebbs1204]

@sjd83 He means catarrh. Basically, it's a bunged up nose and sinuses.

[baskie2000]

@sjd83 yeh neither do i lol. not sure i want to either lol

[VinnieAndZach]

He's awesome live. Thanks for posting this ArseRaptor, hadn't heard the 'face like thunder' joke before and laughed so much I nearly forgot how to breathe.

[clockendboy]

I didn't know he did stand up, I've only seen him on Not Going Out.

[gmeister4]

Saw him live.. <3 him

[cityfan1997]

@gmeister4 same. at the Lowry in Salford