If I am now shitting in to a cooking pot, cowering under some £20 B&Q internal doors, looking for my tin opener, mopping up the vomit, bleeding from the gums and bagging up my Grandmother I would have to conclude that somewhere along the way these adverts were bollocks.
just remember making a mess on yourself is not the way to go out when your body succumbs to slow death
DancingMadRB3 1 month ago
1:09 - that is a LOT of turd.
Potionette81 3 months ago
I don't think I'd need a toilet to shit myself if I heard the attack warning!
RedJoe10 4 months ago
When they showed the chair on the ''toilet'' i lol'ed so hard....
theframe100 10 months ago
And of course try not to use those kiddie safe plastic bags with the holes punched in, but if you have to, get someone else to empty the bucket
mhoulden1 1 year ago
and plenty of air freshener, what with the shit, the B.O and the decaying corpses I'd say your in for a lovely time
GargleMyMayonaze 1 year ago 2
Your toilet is dead. Mourn its passing.
wartmiller 1 year ago
@wartmiller LOL! And are we allowed plastic bags any more? The Nazi Councils have got rid of them!
TopTellyFan 1 year ago
If I am now shitting in to a cooking pot, cowering under some £20 B&Q internal doors, looking for my tin opener, mopping up the vomit, bleeding from the gums and bagging up my Grandmother I would have to conclude that somewhere along the way these adverts were bollocks.
danglebearing 1 year ago 18
@danglebearing Haven't laughed that hard in months
gregpatton 5 months ago
Would so like to hear "and now for something completely diferrent", it's so fitting.
UnrealHel 1 year ago
0:48. Looks like the chair they used to beat Daniel Craig's bollocks up in Casino Royale.....a-yaaaaaaaaaaa!
robthemod58 1 year ago
loll i'd hate to get those two bins mixed up
starbubble91 1 year ago 2
and where exactly are you meant to be emptying your 'emergency toilet arrangement'?
starbubble91 1 year ago
i hope a hobo dosent get those trashcans miexd up XD
ootfan5 1 year ago
This is why I'd rather just die in the blast in the event of a nuclear war. Seriously, watch a movie called "On The Beach" to see what I mean.
SupaBriMan26 1 year ago
Wiping with Dettol D: D: D:
JonLeibow 2 years ago
And now for the less glamorous part of war.
Rocky183 3 years ago 11
what if someone has the shits eh?
cat13woman 3 years ago 14
@cat13woman Hold your nose and your breath.
Professor6871 1 year ago
wow...U need a reeeeaaaalllllllly big closet to do this
lazyhippy94 4 years ago
Make a Ghetto Toilet!
TNTfan101 4 years ago
thanks for aal this "protect and survive" clips.
this is an incredile document, of the Cold War.
standstill 5 years ago 3