Haul The Hell PLUS A SPRING ASS LOOK

[RoseyRascal]

Haha big ass watermark xD

[MrDisneyCats]

You should work at Sephora. You could tell people "That color would look nice as hell on you." or "That is awful as frig, don't friggin buy it."

[hypnotik0812]

Hahaha 'always need something sharp'

[t3knosoulz]

I almost died laughing when she chipmunkified.

[RxXxRawrrxXx]

RRRRRAAAAWHHHHHHWHHHHH!!!!! xD

[truebloodcafe]

That gloss you were holding looks like what I have. Looks like Revlon maybe 'Peachy Sheen' Its discontinued.

[TuxedoComplex]

I lol'd SO hard at the beginning. With the red and the music and the screaming. XD

[Mollypops31O]

Will you and Nick just go out already ! G0SH !!!

[ItsFlapJack]

@Mollypops31O ..Nick's a gay man. I doubt its going to happen.

[HananColours]

" I don't wear shimmer , I don't like glimmer and shimmer uh uh " XD

[MrsPikachuu]

"I'm gonna put this white eyeliner on NOW..." I cracked up. XD

[GarrettTheTaffer]

LOL best haul video ever

[rubberduckyluver1]

If I had wings, I wouldn't WADDLE AROUND. I would FLY. I would FRIGGEN FLY.

[LanceGracey]

H. I. P.... Hip!

[esper006yt]

Awesome GEESE rant, Justine.

[stkcarm5]

Is that Nick in the background? lool

[natkat519]

hip

[AMexicanZebra]

whos but is that?

[ProductJunkie86]

you... are fucking hysterical.

[yellogurl3]

@Sensu126 We all adore her signature frown ^^

[CyraUK]

So, the screaming came right before the ads on this video for me. I was very happy.

[sm00ches84]

hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa i love the end

[Elllaahh]

did ANYONE notice the tags are "almost hit geese crossing the road" ? LIKE OMG LAUGHED SO HARD.

[skydog6395]

i love how you automatically smiled when you got a text. :D

[arnoldnavarro21]

she like a fat female jerryseinfeld... damn she looks pretty damn good tho :D

[MappStephanie]

uh, can i just say. what the HELL would you need shimmer for? You're JPMetz. YOU shimmer.

[fuchsinrot]

"now. in conclusion" .. *BLACKOUT* .. hahahahaha

[Skittleified]

Omg your foamy the squirrel at the end! XD

[nyxong24]

Loved the face you made when your phone went off. lol

[TheShoopful]

h-i-p.........HIP! >:/

[ShareYourUnderwear]

Ya know. Jpmetz is actually...very attractive...it's almost fucking uncanny...

Im a chick btw

[MirrandaPannda]

I Figgin LOVE you!!!! <3333333

[CyraUK]

I'm currently at my mom's workplace, and I tried so hard to cover up my laughing when you screamed at the beginning. She gave me a funny look.

[picklesmoothies]

I almost cried from laughter towards the end.

[ThatSmoothOperator]

you make me want to become a better me

[guccipuccimodel]

H.I.P. HIP!!! i replayed that so many times and i was literally lying on the floor LAUGHING! hha

[kkglamily]

haha i heard ur phone o off in the back ground and it sounds exactly like mine. and i imeaditly looked at my phone for a new msg haha Xp ur reallllllllly fuunnny

[XxXredrumXxX13]

Every time I try to line my waterline my friggen eye starts watering and ruins it. I envy you...

[bluebubbles212]

Haha i love how you can talk so fast

[FindTheBody]

LOL You are my makeup guru. Hands down.

[brookiiiiiie]

...HIP!  lmfao

[DancingSpiderman]

This vid blows the YourTube "Haul" video concept out of the water!

Somebaddee gimme the himlick, I'm choaking on my own slaliva...

This vid is the antidote for the typical kelanjo19 Haul video, which constitutes the majority of her uploads... youse outta team up with kelajo19 . That would be one helluva funny clip, I mean... both of you talk funny, and both of youse are Beavis-n-Butthead Approved...

[CalebxIMABALLER]

SHE TURNED INTO FOAMY!

[jpmetzz]

lmao

the scream at the beginning was VERY random.

I was dying of laughter

[lohninck]

I clicked on this video since I hadn't watched it before (sacrilege) and for some reason I had the volume turned way the hell up and when you screamed my pet rats scattered like fuck, I've never seen them look so god awful terrified before in their lives. I have it paused at 0:29 now because I can't stop laughing at how your power has scared them and once I'm done wiping the tears of laughter out of my eyes I will continue watching this. Bless your soul, jpmetz.

[BitLord]

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[likeWTFitsSTEFFF]

lmfao i love this!!

[fatmusiclover]

When I read Spring Ass Look I literally laughed out loud

[traveler1938]

I like these old videos...

=D

[paularichards05]

yes

[steffani225]

BAHAHAHAHA!!! "if i had wings i would freakin fly, i wouldnt waddle around!" hahahhaa

[doritosryummy]

"it blows my mind. it seriously blows my mind." LOL

[amandae1124]

"I dont like to..I dont like to glimmery shimmer..."

hahahhaha.

[mmynameismary]

hahaah HIP

[JieHongChen]

you're subscribed to a fraud LOL

damnn right and i like it that way ;D

[BumbleMissy]

''thats it? WHY IS THIS 60 FRIGGIN DOLLARS'' lmao ROTF

[Nathybbz]

Ahahaha! The Foamy voice was hilarious! Do a full length video with that on! :D <3

[bummercucumber]

Your explanations are impeccable.

[MnMcandyGirls]

Haha....foamy voice. BTW I laughed so hard when you went....HIP....loved it. I did the same thing.

[yeaokemily]

h.i.p.....HIP!!! rofl

[xgennixlovex]

You've got a death glare like no other.

[MiiZzV]

lmao

[leezalee35]

HAHAH. the chipmunk voice part was the BEST!!!

[arzzeevoli]

agree!!!!totally

[maggiexmeister]

What's that second song that plays?

[skittlesandturtles]

LMFAO HOLY COW SHIT

[k213389]

i think it's hilarious that you work in retail. it's the most ironic thing.

[neverbeenkissed2009]

out of frikkin no where... there were geese! HAHAHAHA!!!

[ItsNaomiBaby]

3:06 made me laugh.. (-:

[lilviolingrrl]

H.

I.

P.

HIP!

Yeah, still the best EVER.

[hellomynameisjessica]

yes!! hahaha i just laughed so loud at that xx

[panndacookies]

2:55 LUUUUUUUUULZ

[omgcrayonz]

OHHH my god the sped up part KILLS me. sooo fucking funny.

[Christinetheawesome1]

HAHA!! "H-I-P. Hip!!" xD

[StylinPinkDancer]

The end is just too funny. Someone needs to get a cat to calm them down. lol. Btw, I also have colossal massacre. I can't live without it.

[omgcrayonz]

ahahahaaaaaaaaa i died at the end

[SunCaitShine]

Ok seriously the geese story at then end... KILLS ME. I didnt just die of laughter or anything... Nope.

[twirlaholic1983]

lolol, I LOVE your style of haul videos. "I have to pretend like I like you guys." hah!

[DancetotheMusicxxx]

I love the way you make your voice sound, ahahaha

[michelleekwon]

aw the beginning woke up my parents... -_-

now i have to sleep.. k bye LOOL.

[underworld026]

Lmfao!

[Emobabesarah23]

haha "look its a pencil!"

[eapleasant]

hahahaha...HIP!

[maglover87]

LMAO!

[TheCWJGirl]

HIP! Haha:D

[helloninny]

h i p....HIP. ahahahahah you're fucking hysterical.

[thiamere]

subtle watermark...

rofl!!!!

[frshVOCALS]

wish i knew about this..

[nolly9]

'always need something SHARP'

hahaha you're hilarious

[xbedroomeyes]

ahahahaha. this is amazing. a hundred times better than any beauty video out there.

[boredtodelusion]

subtle!

[ScorpioDame]

That was very funny. You kids make a great team!

[silverblue008]

unfollow his ass!

hahaaaaaa

[ftg419]

u r really hot

[jeneesum]

"you're subscribed to a fraud"

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fuck! i pissed my pants again!

[Imaan210894]

i have that mascara! lol xx

[arismommy2]

LMFAOOOOOOOO I work retail okay!

[imheartcore34]

I loved how you said "H.I.P." lol

[lolalaurentina]

Where's her video where she puts that huge black tag in the middle of her video?

[FlowingGeisha]

I hope you bought more make up that you ran out of. What did Nick do while you chose the make up and took a while?

[diosyandpanic]

i hella wana try it and lash blast

[FelineRM]

MRHAAAAAAAAAAA

YEAH that EXACTLY how I feel right now!!

much love xx ;)

[inkoutxthestars]

this is friggin funny

love ur vids

[VanillaPanama]

OMGGGGG

OOOHH EEMMM GEEEE

softflex technology...

[omeleko]

oh shit, im at work and i had my volume way up and that yell you did totally almost got me fired! lol.

[VanillaPanama]

lao, it was like AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and the vid is quite calm..

[roguexsquee]

I adore everything Maybelline, and their Colossal mascara is probably one of my favorites.

It does have a tendency to clump, but that's why you comb 'em anyway.

Huhl-air-ee-us.

[shawneebecool]

the beginning was hilarious.

[ohaibianca]

lmao :D

[GosselinLuva]

HAHA! I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have the friggin best smile in the history of the world!

[keohal85]

lmfao!!

[ROBOTintheSKY]

WARNING: CREEPY COMMENT BELOW...

I want to marry you and "soundlyawake"!!

I have a cyber-crush on the both of you

:p

[iLovetoLipSync]

The Colossal Mascara is Amazing!!! It works so well

[diosyandpanic]

HELL no lol i dont like it to much clumping

[iLovetoLipSync]

maybe your using it wrong... It doesnt clump for me at all. It works good

[IloveRiverRIP]

Colossal is my fave mascara right now... I love it! It makes my lashes look fuller and longer. =]

[iLovetoLipSync]

mine too! Its a great product for something u can buy at a drugstore

[jpmetz]

it's been clumping for me too :( my lashes are stupid tangle-ly though.. i have yet to find a  mascara I love

[diosyandpanic]

my fave is rimel londen maxxx lash

[arismommy2]

Have u tried lash stiletto or just regular ass maybelline great lash? I have tried a crap load of mascaras and these 2 are the only ones I ALWAYS use faithfully! and people ALWAYS ask me what kind of mascara I use. I think they expect me to say some expensive ass stuff. lol

[beprobama]

@jpmetz i don't know if you've tried this one yet but i really like covergirl's lash blast length mascara.

[Potatos1AndTomatos]

@jpmetz Try Mary K worked for me.

[MadiiManiac]

@jpmetz try almay mascara.. :)

[MUpNorth]

OMG!!!!!! Tears are actually rolling on my cheeks and I'm laghing out loud.. LOUD!! You are beyond funny!

[BrownicanSis]

I'm subscribed to a fraud?!!!! *gasp* lol

[stealthis]

that intro.......

[BreBreBananza123]

omg lifeispeachy i love your name!!!!!!!!!

[TheTruthIndeed]

I would friggin fly too!

>: (

hiip

[xXHappyxAssXx]

I prefer the happy ass spring look inspired by Lady Gaga. Much brighter! Love the end, reminded me of Fred though. lol

[DiseIe]

in conclusion lol :DD

[jassydevil]

you're subscribed to a fraud! love it!

[ChingysGurl928]

omg i freakin love you! before i even watch the tutorial, i see still of you with the angriest face and start laughing lol..."im gonna put this white eyeliner on NOOWW!!" lol love it

[lifeispeachy127]

drug fair? lol

[nicklover130]

rawrr

[xoxcosmeticsx60]

h i p HIP  lol that was frickin hilarious!

[alyssssalyn]

i just had a bologna sandwich with pickles on it. it was delicious. but some of it is stuck in my teeth.

*nods* awesome day

[hporterfield213]

FYI- The H.I.P product on here is made by Loreal which tests on animals.

Just for future knowledge to everyone don't buy Loreal!

[XAJFXO]

THE ENDING!

[Kyrieh]

that mark is ok.

[KickasssKaylaaa]

The Revlon Colorstay eyeliners are simply the best.

[MegaMuffin4568]

hip!

[sploozy]

you never fail to amuse me my friend. Just enuf Buff? Really, can anyone ever have 'just enuf buff"? I think not.

Just one thing hon, your choice in lipsticks is quite....well...

THE HELL WRONG!!!! Justine, you could TOTALLY Pull off a bright red...i know you can, i can see it in your eyes....get away from those nudes, those buffs, those boring ass friging rigamortis looking DULL ASS colors and let out your inner floosy. Maybeline 'FIREHOUSE RED" or Revlon "Fire and Ice", JUST DO IT!

[MissLollipop84]

I can't stop watching the ending!! LMAO <3

"If I had wings, I wouldn't waddle around... I would fly, I would freakin' fly!"

[MandaaPandaa101]

AHHHH at the beginning scared my cat hahahah.

[sareuhkyew]

"h - i - p.. HIP!" ahahaha

[sweetjazz7777]

lololol ur too funny i feel u! who has the money for hauls lol i wish i did

[FelineRM]

out of friggin nowhere.. there were GEESE!!!

[vintageortacky]

in conclusion------------LMAO!

you're a nice break from what's out there.

[sexxystarr1009]

i liked ur haul....in conclusion....nice ending

[PaulLeary]

More videos in fast forward motion! ;) ".. in conclusion...." perfect!

[AlxArdnax]

haha! you make me laugh so hard!

[gwydion1400]

i enjoyed watching you take off your makeup. i think by the smearage i was able to figure out how you did your makeup...

or maybe i'm just full of shit. love you

[MissLollipop84]

Loving the subtle ass watermark.

LMAO the ending is hilarious. OMG you make my friggin' day!!

[RavingPirates]

LOL.

[magpiesparkles]

Loves it.

[GosselinLuva]

u always need something sharp. LOL

[GosselinLuva]

your kinda scaring me.

[XxSweetLady]

ur awesome :)

[nessa629]

showen a little more skin these days....

[ponytatas]

0:30

You could possibly have the most fantastic frown in the history of mankind.

No, IT IS the most friggin' fantastic frown ever. Yeah.

[LiTTLEMiSSMAE24]

"if i had wings i wouldn't woddle around. i would fly! i would freaking fly!"

HAHAA that made my day.

[QuietForm]

...you were serious about not showing us the look? Come oooon.

[junbug1029]

okay, so are you going to TRY to do ANOTHER false eyelashes the hell vid? huh!? I heart you.....

[fairygoddes20]

oh my god im gonna sue you, i almost died laughing. lol

[MiizzBadGiirl]

Man Yoou Are SoO Funny .... =p .. lol

Hahalarious Chick . Yoour The Best !! =D

Yoou Rock .. (: xO

Yoou SoO Made My Day With The Britney Spears - If Yoou Seek Amy Look Video & This One .. lmao ...

Yoou Just Straight Up Rock !! =] .. xO

[MorbidCosplay]

xDD

You are the best.

[special233]

ahahaahahhaahhaa

youre awesome!

[idkausername11]

lol ur r so freakin amazin