Mass Effect 2 Poker with Tali

[babbies321]

So garrus is just bullshitting for 6 days a week.

[InPlayable]

Umad Garrus? You can now only calibrate once a week.

[DJinKERRY831]

poker face? Tali is LADY GAGA!

[Blasted2Oblivion]

HOLY SHIT ITS SCOTTY!!!!

[Basty135]

@Blasted2Oblivion I thought i was the only one tht realized

[Blasted2Oblivion]

@Basty135 Really? I would have figured loads of people would realize it. Then again, you would have to know Star Trek AND this guy.

[TankBorn]

I love how tricking them out of money is a GOOD karma option.

[hotdogs9and9milk]

Ken: Wanna play some Skillian-five Poker shepard?

Shepard:That sounds interesting.

Ken:Wanna play some Skillian-five Poker Tali?

Tali: Sure, sounds like fun.

Ken: Wanna play some Skillian-five Poker Garrus?

Garrus: Can it wait a bit I'm in the middle of some calabrations.

Ken: Not everyone can wait for you to get done on working on the engines you know. Dick.

[SuhkaSlayer]

How come I never get this scene option in My ME2

[Solidus1086]

@SuhkaSlayer You probably finished the side mission before you recruited tali as did most people since you can finish it as soon as you get control of the normandy but you can only recruit tali way later in the game.

[SuhkaSlayer]

@Solidus1086 Thanks for the reply, but what side mission are you talking about?

[Solidus1086]

@SuhkaSlayer The first time you meet Ken and Gabby you can ask them if they need anything and they will tell you to get some FBA couplings from omega which you can buy from the quarian store if i remember correctly.

When you buy the stuff and go back to talk to them you will get the poker scene and if tali is there she will join in.

[SuhkaSlayer]

@Solidus1086 I spoke with Ken and Gabby, asked if they needed anything but they never said anything about FBA or Omega. P.S. I'm using the PS3.

[ApproximateXero]

I hope these two are still Normandy engineers in ME3, they were good crew members.

Although, with the lack of squadmates, the huge SR2 will seem quite empty, unless you have a massive crew, including Joker, Chakwas, Chambers, the aforementioned engineers and the Mess Sergeant, and more people to interact with.

[kphoenix96]

i thought i had a good poker face lol

[cheesytrojan]

I want a mission in ME3 where we have to rescue Gabby and Ken from the Reapers, and then they have a wedding on the Normandy. that would make me way too happy.

[tompolokcruise]

@cheesytrojan umm gabby is ken's mom how can they get married?

[cheesytrojan]

@tompolokcruise I hope you're jokin around with me, because its hard to detect that thorugh text. But no, she most certainly is not. If you're making a joke about how she acts like his mom then "Heeeeeey!" Good one

[ThexDynastxQueen]

It's little games in ME that make me wish for Elcor squad mates.

Shepard: Got any 3's?

Elcor: Deceptively. No, go fish.

Shepard: ಠ__ಠ

[Trayusstudent1]

@ThexDynastxQueen with that comment, you win the internet *hi5

[Unixtopable]

funny....rene/para you get 500

simply you get 50

with tali you get 100 XD

[Freddie1980]

I wonder if Engineer Donnelly is a tribute to Star Treks Scotty?

[Calriec]

@Freddie1980 Is the Pope Catholic?

[Terrorstanius]

Garrus out of no where: did someone mention calibrations!!!???

[colebowlin68]

I used to play cards like this, but then Wrex ate me.

[natanfk2]

I would love to play poker with an elcor.

[BlackSabbath628]

@natanfk2 I think we found bioware's response to the arrow in the knee meme.

[Anthropyification]

You'd hate to play poker with Legion.

He'd master the game in the fraction of a second, not to mention it would be impossible to tell if he's bluffing.

[corneal35]

@Anthropyification lols everyone would be flat out broke

[crazydarkgamer]

@Anthropyification haha you got that right

[android17mate]

I should go...

[android17mate]

I should go...

[jeramahia123]

Nah, I think it went more link this:

"And I thought I had a good poker face" *wink*

Just listen to her tone, there's more pride than regret in it.

[FineGamerYT]

Tali: Shepard is no ordinary officer. *Wink*

[WoWRools8D]

I used to be an adventurer like you but i took a calibration to the knee.

[Adanu191]

@WoWRools8D That meme is not only getting old... but you're taking it to a whole new level of fail :(

[animatorZee]

ROFL.

" I thought I had a good poker face"

THE BEST TALI.

THE BEST.

[swprincessyo]

I read the leaked scripts from mass effect 3. Engineer Donnelly was secretly in love with Gabby, and if she dies, you have to talk him out of drinking. That sounds far fetched when I say it, haha, but it makes sense in context. So cutee!

[ARavingLooony]

Donnely: Calibrate every week instead of day

Garrus:i feel a a disturbance in the force

[AlexRE619]

@ARavingLooony I laughed for like the rest of the day cause of ur joke shit made my day

[juukame]

aww man how come when i did this they didn't invite tali?

[wolfiuz1]

"and I thought I had a good poker face"

Thing is, we can't see it, but shep, the guy so awesome he swap gener in seconds, can.

[B9Killer]

Tali: And I thought I had a good poker face.

I'll bet that everyone can see her cards from the reflection on her helmet. =P

[DoctorObviously]

@B9Killer That is both harsh and funny xD

[AsariC0mmando]

yess! this was one of my fav scenes, good shit bro

[DanBonRP]

0:51 damn right

[aznmigitman1118]

tali: i thought i had a good poker face

fucking LOL

[Baron4827]

GARRUS IS NOT AMUSED!

[Szuperpocok]

Playing poker with your crew....

I beated this game twice..but I still find surprises...

[kashmira6]

Garrus really needs those couplings

[Pterotrochej]

Damn, I want to play poker with Tali. Shouldn't be too lazy to help out those engineers

[ndgh209]

Lady gaga poker face!

[jerocortidor]

poker face huh??lol

[combinecommando001]

I'd play another kind of poker game...with this one only girls allowed, except Miranda cuz she's a slut.

[rkt739]

Donnelly: Now we only have to calibrate every week instead of every day.

Garrus: Wait a minute.

[OreallyR17]

TALI HAS THE BEST POKER FACE EVER

[SgtIronbeak]

"I thought I had a good poker face..."

It's funny because you can never really even see her face. :B

[Gunnar00]

@SgtIronbeak haha thats the joke....

[SgtIronbeak]

@Gunnar00 Hence the ':B' face. :|

[Gunnar00]

@SgtIronbeak was that your poker face? ...ah alright i'm done

[GmodPlusWoW]

Poker Night on the Normandy, eh? That'd sure be fun.

Also, how can Tali have a bad poker face? She's got a helmet and thick visor.

[LordBoZman]

Paragon/Renegade gets your 500

[YorkJonhson]

But all I have is a pazaak deck...

[Feralgator]

@YorkJonhson

Republic Senate rules.

[lildickheads]

i wonder how skilian 5 would be played

[pissinyourhat]

id play poker with Tali anyday... GIGITTY

[Sonofsweetness]

Too bad it isn't STRIP poker with Tali.

[PissingPeopleOff1]

@Sonofsweetness That'd probably kill her. Just sayin.

[Kikeesperto]

"Shepard is almost losing"

"Takes cards"

Shep:TAKE THAT BITCHES STRAIGHT FLUSH OH YEAH

+30 Renegade

[MunchyToast001]

Why do i feel like making a video with gagas song Pokerface voiced by Tali.

[MunchyToast001]

@MunchyToast001 On second tought thats like wanting to see a Quarian at a Geth & Cerberus CosPlay.

[MunchyToast001]

Why do i feel like making a video with gagas song "Pokerface" voiced by Tali.

[MrWorpax]

tali has pokerface))

[alleseigentlich]

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A NORMAL FACE.

[Eval999]

Tali's p p poker face.

[Cannonsilencer]

Wait...We need to get Garrus these FBA couplings.

[saygoodnightmanuel]

"shhhhhheeeeeet"

[Timstuff]

If they don't want to calibrate every day, they should just ask Garrus to do it. Lord knows he has nothing better to do.

[AggieNC]

So how did you get this? Maybe, I have to stop talking to Kenneth until Tali is onboard. Not sure if I played poker when she was there or not

[kyubiinaruto64]

@AggieNC just get the fba couplings they need from a quarian on omega and once you give it to them they will ask you to play tali doesn't even need to be onboard and if you use the paragon option you get 500 credits

[AgentPunisher]

tali's pokerface \./

[DaCruHunter]

"Shepard is no ordinary officer..." I wonder which romance this guy's following hmm?

[BoJo858]

Before she started playing tali must have put on her other mask. Her POPOPOPOPOKER MASK

[Jafroboy]

EDI, what does the scouter say about the butt-kissing level?

[clydeyello]

@Jafroboy "It's over nine thousand, Shepard. Your scouter is property of Cerberus, and the rules about breaking them are strict."

[CammyWho10]

@Jafroboy IT'S OVER 9000!!!!

[Arzaker]

Tali: sure sounds like fun

(shepards wants competition)

Tali: fuck why do i agree to these things

[masseffectfan18]

Kenneth: you in too Garrus?

Garrus: can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations

[alleseigentlich]

@masseffectfan18 über win.



[TheIffy316]

@masseffectfan18 lmao

[PerfectSSJ4]

0:43 Tali haha! i see what ya did thar!

[dimovuha0]

Garrus have calibrations virus

[arcanasoul92]

"I've never seen Kenneth sweat like that." What's wrong, Daniels? Jealous?

[pofkeltlt]

tali has the best poker face

[thewerdnna]

@pofkeltlt that or the worst one ever....it is very possible you can see what cards she has reflected in her visor.

[DRAGONIOUS7]

MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA POKER FACE 

[MrRan6er]

@DRAGONIOUS7 TO MUCH MA

[ShadowCastByDivinity]

ok, i need to do a new playthrough where i wait til act 2 to get the FBA couplings now...

[GortosXtreme]

@ShadowCastByDivinity Same here :D

[OmegaWeaponX2]

God, I love her accent, and the voice actress (Liz Sroka) is insanely beautiful as well.

[Pointburn]

Shepard is not an officer. Hes a COMMANDER.

[HappyIsFleeting]

@Pointburn A commander is an officer. I spent 12 years around a major, hardest motherfucker Ill know

[Pointburn]

@HappyIsFleeting I know but thanks for not telling me in a troll kind of way lol

[HisCarlness]

Poker? I 'ardly know her!

[Kzierbold]

I'd poker, if you know what I mean.

[Ozai01]

LOL I didnt know that tali can be included in this poker game! I just never had her yet when I played poker with those greasy monkeys! XD

[Hailstormful]

2 people just cant make a poker face

[Wizdude5]

I loved that scene :)

[Hamptoncltn]

Can't help but to smile everytime he says "your alright shephard", Love my crew and if this was real, I would go through hell and back just to save them too.

[ToiletBomberAlpha]

@Hamptoncltn - You played a game which every battle has convenient waist-high barriers, you already went through hell. Let's hope Fagoware can come up with something a little better this time around.

[KaitoShirayuki1]

1 person lost to Shepard

[YorkJonhson]

Calibrate every week instead of every day? Why couldn't we get some of these couplings for Garrus?!

[FighterO21]

Its possible to see, by tali's way of talking, that she likes him.

[HolyCrapItsALion]

He has a thick Scottish accent and he is working in engineering... hello! :D

[xpressLOLzilla]

I did this before I recruited tali. Another reason to replay the game =)

[Nihilis92]

They should totally have a cutscene that shows the whole team playing cards. That would be hilarious...well at least until Grunt rage quit and killed everyone.

[ShadowHeligo]

@Nihilis92 na not grunt really i think it wud b jack 2 do that

[XtremeGoose]

God his 'scottish' accent makes me cringe.

[TimelessOne123]

@XtremeGoose I think it's kinda funny XD

[mongomondomongo]

Aw man, I didn't have Tali when I did the quest so i didn't get her extra dialogue :(

[Closen0ugh]

CoD's McTavish hahahahahahaha

[theguywhoannoysme]

'Shepard is no ordinary officer.'

I'm guessing this is AFTER the Suicide Mission and you Romanced Tali, then?

[ImMaxi]

@theguywhoannoysme You can get those FBA couplings at nearly any point in the game, and when you deliver them you can play cards. And Tali was interested in Shepard since ME1.

Although, there is one exception. But I don't want to spoil the game for anyone who reads this.

[theguywhoannoysme]

@ImMaxi I know, I know... It just... fits.

[halflife213]

@theguywhoannoysme THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!1!

[theguywhoannoysme]

@halflife213 Didn't make me laugh, but it warrants a smile. Well done.

[Elisabetta611]

Heh, now I'll have to do this. Never thought of waiting till Tali was there....Loooovin' it!

[MrLolomatic]

0:05 lucky garrus

[halflife213]

@MrLolomatic lolwut?

[ffinfinity1]

@MrLolomatic lmfao that was a good one

[psychee1]

Shit, I've played through it at least fifteen times and I Still haven't seen everything it seems :)

[sweetmeat905]

i got 500 for winning but tail wasnt there

[ZombieJakeinator]

I fucking love this game.

[FWalshingham]

No ordinary officer is right Tali, but you'll find that out soon enough.

[Puttetier]

@FWalshingham Remember the doctors medication.

[Spec0pleader]

Sheperd: Actually, that sounds interesting.

Tali: O_O

[billybobdumbo]

Next up, Shepard vs. Legion?

[theguywhoannoysme]

@billybobdumbo 'Sorry Legion... YOU JUST GOT SERVED.'

"Critical Malfunction. Internal Logic Error."

[gilroy]

Holy crap! I never thought of getting Tali in engineering before the poker game.

[flipflopbootybop]

@gilroy lol..rrrrrright

[7777souleater]

Tali = epic win.

[ragnorokh]

wish u could actually PLAY poker =(

[Waliduz]

Quarian P-p-p-p-oker face!

[Left4Epic]

P-p-p-p-poker face!

[lilaznboi2o6]

wow nice find. bioware should release all these hidden convos

[DuykRuyk]

Tali for the win.

[hitechmushroom]

T-T-T-T-TALI FACE T-T-T-TALI FACE

OH OOHOO HO HO HOHOOHOHO

[Grant691]

Tali: I thought I had a good poker face.

Tali has a better one than anybody.

[EduEnYT]

@Grant691 I wonder if Tali has a face at all

[Grant691]

@EduEnYT You can see her eyes through the mask.

[MegaBLARP]

Kenneth is the Scotty of the Normandy

[EchoBoomer1987]

People are joking about Tali's poker face but really it's her Poker Hands you have to watch, if she starts fidgeting her hands thats when you know your doing well

XD

[Diceman218]

nope.avi

[BlackIrishman100]

I hope you're ready for some- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[HitodamaKyrie]

Omg, I played power before I had Tali. Gotta wait till I get her to talk to them then. I choose the paragon option aswell. >=D

[CreatMind]

Engineer Donnelly: This should be good. GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!

serioudly, THE VOICE D:

[altfan]

Wow, there's nothing you can't do in Mass Effect 2.

[RogatyRozpruwacz]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is the best poker face on the Citadel

[predetor911]

Can't read Tali's can't read Tali's Poker Face (She's got to love nobody)

[johohitchhike]

c-c-c-c-cant read talis face c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cant read her face theres no face just another mask talis face dont go looking just accept it.....c-c-c-c-c-cant read her face

[xXOwnigerXx]

P-P-P-P-Poker Face!

[xixJackxix]

How'd you do that?

[DikeDialga]

Tali's my fav character

[zanegoldranger]

yeah shes deff my love interest in this game

[Kainlarsen]

Tali is my waifu!

[zanegoldranger]

no she is mine lol well we can share her

[jcdenton112]

@zanegoldranger dibs on bottom

[TopFiveEntertainment]

Its little things like this in ME2 that make it the best game ever.

[ProTheHacker]

@TopFiveEntertainment

I agree. totally.

And with Tali too?

They are awesome.

[Dersany]

@TopFiveEntertainment Sir, you deserve the highest rated Comment to this video, or in Youtube. You read my mind and the mind of 135 other people.

[CharmieKid]

@TopFiveEntertainment Well........ONE OF the best games ever.

[roman11777]

tali is awesome.