Man vs. Wild - Arctic Circle - Bear's Bare Agony

[MoustacheCloud]

That was pretty manly

[pday12au]

Does the camera man have clothes?

[AmyJenya]

He thinks being naked is gonna help him survive? I am so happy I am a girl and I don't have to worry about my junk falling off. Lol.

[Dubu90]

@AmyJenya In a whay yes.

His clothes are kept dry this whay.

If they wode be cold and wet then he woden't meaik it

[TheCrispySquid]

The start of a hardcore porn video

[FDNY94]

Start the video. Naked dude with a backpack in the Arctic. Okay, next video.

[olmgirl]

No no no stop at 50

[olmgirl]

Stop at 49 nood weney

[thebrickbear]

I feel so bad for the camera man.

[tanyajuge]

@thebrickbear my thoughts exactly

[LoadedFirearms]

@thebrickbear Nah he was luvin' it

[0Kyron0]

think sure he hikes and makes epic jump but theres a guy doing all that with a big ass studio camera in his hands behind him :)

[TheDogs195]

this is a shity a NAKED PERSON DO NOT WATCH THIS, this person is a FUCKTARD

[reaggacashtro801]

@TheDogs195 This is a shitty? Go improve your grammar you dumb little shit.

[golem237100]

anyone else wondering, WHY THE F*CK IS HE NAKED!?

[jocell202]

@golem237100 keep cloths dry

[somewhatd]

This guy...

[brabitman]

el agua esta algo fria o no bear esta loco

[Immolatix]

why is he naked anyway?

[Irano1995]

@Immolatix

if his clothes will freeze, he'll lose everything to keep himself warm... -_-'

[iToasterman]

@Immolatix To keep clothes dry to stay warm its comon sense

[edwcxxl]

0:50. Something for all you girls and gay guys out there ;)

[TheDrTommysun]

Ha he's bare naked.

[ZACKnirvana]

that cameraman is the luckiest man alive, because the sheer sight of bear grylls manhood will turn any living man to stone.

[JSSV]

Right after this, he rubs his balls against the ice to start a fire

[tastymuffin1]

nothing better to warm up then some piss

[mrhalo635]

chuck norris does this stuff for his every day activitie's........exept drink his own pee pee that is

[shivermatimbers]

you have got to be fucking kidding me.-_-

[GioGrimaldi]

I'm wondering, how did his parents come up with the name Bear? I mean why did they name their son Bear?

[Deathfromtheright]

why was he nude again?

[azlanrock]

hahaha, he is funny :D

[mattloveaom]

good thing his penis didn't touch the ice or else it will stick :(

[Spike1420]

i see some bear penis

[MsOliviaGathright]

WTF?!?!?!?!



[gta4freak666]

its agony on my BEAR skin

[ChozoSpacePanda]

poor camera man... and guy who has to edit these >.<

[shcsepac]

he should change his name to Bear Balls lol

[spiketamara2007]

he got naked to keep all of his clothing from getting wet.

[ttiiyy]

@spiketamara2007 Yeah, that's the only reason. I want to believe that his intention is simple and pure, but his show did fake some scenes before. So.....

[Xy1on]

that nigga was a special force unit .. badass

[magmablood2]

It actually makes sense that he's naked if you think about it.

[norwedgianawesomenes]

WHY THE FUCK IS HE NAKED?!?!

[MarcusEFN]

@norwedgianawesomenes to keep his clothes from getting wet,

[fraka899]

@norwedgianawesomenes because his clothes would be wet you dummy.

[Thyphoidz]

this guy inspires me :)

[FoxAwsumness]

Better drink my own piss because it's winter.

[Load0Sheep]

I'M so cold right now, better drink my own pee

*pee got frozen from his dick* free ice pee pop

[Vibrostyle]

I got it ! He is nudist !

[jimmyhoffa9]

@Vibrostyle lol I thought that as well. I guess he just doesnt give a damn-in special forces training and that you learn no to.

[MrBombyourself]

LOL did the cameraman is naked?

[terrorfinder3]

The ice broke... better drink my own piss

[DaBoomz13]

wtf is he doing?

[jimmyhoffa9]

@DaBoomz13 earning money and showing the balls(lol) of Special Forces

[casedistorted]

while i'm butt naked, I better drink my own piss

[rap4lifeman]

MAJOR SHRINKAGE

[maloney4lfc]

IS THE CAMERA MAN NAKED TOO?

[CSLFiero]

@maloney4lfc

unless he wore a full rubber suit, the camera man would do well to also keep his clothing out of the water

[dillemabeans]

uuuuh, why's he nekkid again?

[kigpit]

ooooo

bear grylls gonna get SNOWBALLS

[squippy117]

It's fucking cold out! Better drink my own piss!

[Jehosh27]

I just know that somehow, this is gonna save some dude's life. Somehow.

[cory1438]

just an over all bad idea

[WhoJELLY]

Maximum Shrinkage!!

[mssenanur123]

@DarrenS300

ofcourse he is.. :D

[mssenanur123]

@DarrenS300

i know... but still

[mssenanur123]

this man is crazy i am not joking ok we understand that you eat animals but whats up with being naked !!!

[julia393n]

Never gets tired from seeing his clothes come off

[Magmaboy231]

How the many f***ing babies can he have at one time with his wife? O_o

[FireVideos20]

@Magmaboy231 cuz he needs to keep his clothes dry.

[aidzo5999]

so um why was he naked?

[MrHridis]

guess now his balls looks like ... giant icy rocks?

[Toddlo19721]

All girls who saw this episode got an orgasm from seeing even his censored balls.

[IxLOVExSASHIMI]

there's gonna be some MAJOR shrinkage going on...>__<

[firekevin456789123]

why was he naked again? o-o

[aeminence]

@firekevin456789123 He needs to cross. Its freezing water, if he crossed with his clothes on, that means he'd have to get rid of his clothes when he reached the other side because wearing wet clothes in freezing climate is more dangerous than swimming without clothes on. When he reaches the other side, he can put on his dry clothes and keep going.

[kigpit]

after this

hes gonna have snowballs XD

[russb7591]

for some reason this guy pisses me off... why the hell would he just want to show someone this crap nobody will ever end up using it after they see it on a TV show.

[JermzzzyFTW]

It's painfully unfair that when he finally does get naked, it's somwhere so cold that his dick shrivels to the size of a cigarette.

[warwikkiwow22]

@JermzzzyFTW R u serious of all the things on this video u have 2 talk about his dick

[berryboy2006]

bit his dick, went to like 1/2 inch lol.

[witecracker2]

i guess i , na never happen, id never be fool enough to swim a river in the arctic,

[vikoce]

i wonder what does his wife would think, knowing that bear spent a lot of time with his cameramen alone and nude hahahahhah

[kabouterleet]

His balls must have schrank like shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2001ALS2008]

the show can't get more realistic than that !

[tungbui1234]

Maybe u should put some pants on son , haha some salom gonna see ur balls

[wallzac13]

brings a whole new meaning to freezing your sperm

[Jotalix]

it would be awkward if he would have a boner because of the tempature jajaja

[dragonsangel87]

can anyone say major shrinkage? O.o

[PulZeIBrooke]

this man make me proud to be English !

[Gzaerix]

@PulZeIBrooke This environment makes me proud to be part Inuit

[metalhoodmetalhood2]

no matter how much of this show is staged, every person who does this has balls!

[outlawkelb]

@metalhoodmetalhood2 nothing is staged, meaning nothing he does is fake, all the situations he gets into though are 70% made so we can see all the possible sitautions

[Jacks0on]

..but why is he naked?

[OKlikeoaktree]

that was hot...

[duartzhc]

OMG , I saw his willie ! o-o'

[ghostieknows]

dude is preparing us for 2012

[alienroot]

this obviously isn't in the arctic circle....there are no trees in the arctic circle..

[marilyn69manson]

i knew a girl who was alone in the woods and fell into a river, she becamy hypothermic because she was too self concious to dry out her clothes afterwords.... when asked "why?" she said "because wi ould have been naked"

[sans110]

He must be naked in order to keep his clothes dry.in these type of harsh weather he is the person who makes the right decision.if he just the man who can be compared next to God.he is simply great.

[kroening123]

why is he naked? someone explain please

[sailangel23]

@kroening123 becoz if his clothes get wet it will be very hard to make them dry so that means he would die from extreme coldness(am I right???)

[kroening123]

@sailangel23 correct. i found out that he would die from hypothermia

[Mirrors57]

COOL 

[chaparrita994]

why was he naked :o

[MHAldo]

@chaparrita994

Otherwise his clothes would be wet. It's better to do it this way and get it over with, so that when you're done, you just have to dry yourself, put on your clothes, and build a fire.

[LtakeOanotherVlookE]

what a beast

[niksta1]

This man right here makes Chuck Noris look like a pussy

[shuuushii]

oh god imagine the sharp ice grazing your crotch. ouch!

[grimm889]

where the fuck did his clothes go

[light00128]

why is he naked?

[SoulvexUK]

@light00128 easier to survive and get warm again afterwards.

[gardoew]

thumbs up if your focusing at his dick

[MrZixoz]

@gardoew fag

[SoulvexUK]

@gardoew only you...

[yutasaur]

whyd he do that in the first place. BRING SOME CLOTHES

[SwimmingMunky]

It's fucking cold out! Better get naked and go for a swim!

[sk8ter6288]

@SwimmingMunky the clothes in that cold of water will weigh him down as well as freeze him and just get in the way

[ultradude100]

@SwimmingMunky O.o

[troidin]

if i ever get trapped in the arctic i now know my best chance of survival relies on skinny dipping

[Flehwah]

I didn't know that he's japanese xD

[RelaxYourLife]

As soon as i seen the ice crack i thought of his penis slicing off. LOL

[vroomba03]

:31 = awkward moment for camera man

[Zerchy012]

Holy Smokes!! is freezing and there is a frozen lake!!... better get nude and drink my own piss!

[idkbot]

thumbs up if you like the Russian man

[MissAngelaRasuvong]

LOL Wear some pant's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Danimite54]

why is he naked?

[FuckaGuppie]

I SEEN HIS PENIS.

[hughffy88]

yoju know what i feel sorry for his poor wife. the amount of crap hes done and put her through like all these man v wild and climbing Everest, using the Everest machine to glide over it with a high risk of death. poor woman must be a nervous wreck

[wth357]

If he wears his clothes and jump into the icy water, they will stick to his skin. And if he tries to take his clothes off, his skin will come off too

[Uiks55]

well... After being in that cold water, the snow compared is probably warm...

[hcasperk]

what... the... fuck....

[mylady01234]

ummmm, whys he naked?

[bryanmaxkia]

@mylady01234 Because if he wear his clothes and his clothes gets wet later on he will freeze to death. The only way is to get himself naked and wears his shirt back on dry areas. =)

[itschoiboi]

@mylady01234 took off his clothes and put it in his waterproof pack i guess?

[hahalollmaorofl]

@mylady01234 i think he wants to keep his cloths dry

[preeman2000]

why do the camera crew look at him

[sirhs6991]

I'm surprised they can censor his massive balls 0.0

[hughffy88]

@sirhs6991 hahaha

[highdefaviation]

@sirhs6991 i'd say it's so cold they've probably tucked well into his body.. :)

[bubibubi180498]

@sirhs6991 :=)

[toiatoiatuim]

it must be cold

[imwebster]

i hav an idea guys LETS SHOW ME NAKED GETTING SHRINKAGE =D

[zddv]

i removed the cencor and guess what i saw a big harry dicky OMG IS AS BIG AS A BOTTLE

[WaylonMiller1205]

Looks More Like Bear's Cocaine Withdrawal Symptoms To Me... :o

[ricwade77]

It's just for entertainment people......

[MaceUK71]

why is he naked?

[Ph2nt0m]

@MaceUK71 Jumping into that cold water with clothes on is the worst possible idea you can have in that kind of terrain. Your clothes have to be kept dry so that when you get back out of the water they can warm you up fast.

[lqlw01]

@MaceUK71 i think it's so that his clothes wont get wet when he's crossing the river

[megahobo112]

do a cannonball ya pussy

[youlosez]

lol his dick must of turned into a magina in that weather.

[arachnoblaster]

Sensationalism, exhibitionism, animal cruelty...

Hmmm, I wonder what serial killer profilers would make of this artless shmuck? Most ex SAS guys prefer to keep their anonymity, maybe write a couple of books, but not this turkey. No, he needs to bore us all to death with his irritatingly gung-ho shenanigans whilst showing absolutely no respect for nature.

[monkeywrench97]

@arachnoblaster He creates scenarios and shows us how to survive in them. Granted, he goes back to a small camp each night and isn't in as much danger as is portrayed, but the show serves it's purpose. I'm sure you perspectives on respecting nature would change if it was trying to kill you.

[arachnoblaster]

@monkeywrench97 The 'scenarios' he 'creates' are absurd. There is no philosophical return here nor any logical intent. He shows us how he would survive in a ridiculous parody of British army survival techniques. He is also a fraud, typical behaviour for him - he is the son of a Lord. Type the following into Google: 'Bear Grylls fake' and 'Ray Mears on Bear Grylls' to see exactly what he is and what his peers think of him.

[monkeywrench97]

@arachnoblaster I know about all that. I'm just saying that if we did get into those situations, we'd have a fair idea of what to do.

[arachnoblaster]

Oh yes, what was it again? Paddling across a half frozen river. Naked. Whilst floating your shopping on a block of ice. How often do you go paddling across a half frozen river, naked, after a trip to Tesco? Not very often I reckon. 'Mum, I'm just off out to negotiate the snow covered wasteland for a large tub of Haagendazs Arctic tundra.' 'Don't fall in the half frozen lake son, you'll go into hypothermic shutdown.' Fuck that shit anyway - check this guy, type "funk bass strumming" into YouTube.

[monkeywrench97]

@arachnoblaster You're completely missing the point. How often do you get lost in the wild is the question you should be asking. And if you did, then tips like these could be useful.

We both know Bear is full of shit, but his advice works, and that is the point.

[arachnoblaster]

@monkeywrench97 Ah, but you see there is no point. Grylls is point-less & so are his antics. Mears, on the other hand is cool. He treats bushcraft & survival skills with a philosophical mindset & he has a deep respect for the natural world incorporating indigenous local techniques into his teaching & giving his audience an insight into aboriginal cultures. If Grylls does it for you amigo then fine but he certainly ain't cutting it from where I'm standing.

[djoebrandi]

@arachnoblaster shut up. if u thik u so good on that, show us..stopb eing no action talk only dumbass

[arachnoblaster]

Ok sweetheart but you're going to have to wait a long time 'cos it is 30deg where I am so its no action talk only dumbass until then.

Wait, you guys gave me an idea! Ice is money! Maybe there's a market for this sort of activity! A floating ice franchise at Disneyland & Coney Island! We could create ice resorts up in the Arctic circle where day trippers & families could push each other, naked, across frozen lakes. The army can fly 'em in & out when the war on terror ends, y' know, keep 'em busy.

[djoebrandi]

@arachnoblaster O.o ... are u still on dream ?

[ntt996]

nudist

[DonBrodka1]

Underwear is generaly made of thin material that dries fairly quickly. Plus its just enough to stop most unwanted scratches and abrasions. For God sake Bear keep them on!

[guardcorp]

@DonBrodka1

if he cant find a fire then hes fucked :P

[InuvikPhil]

bear grylls is insane

but that kind of "insanity" is what kept aboriginal people alive for 10,000 years in the days before technology was there to save our asses

incredible man

[WutSafety]

Holy shit, he has white pubes coming out from between his legs

[SansNom01]

0:50-1:12

The camera was so concentrated focusing down...there

[biojc96]

nature gets a little more intresting when there a naked guy traversing in cold water :3

[Survivorguy74800]

I tryed the freezing water :D It was real suffering watch my videos is anybody wants to see it.

[laury150]

softcore porn...>_>, but he's mad! I could never do that

[mgm904]

well if he is naked then he will get even colder, it doesn't make any scene??????

[berserker567]

if he went in with his clothes, the wet clothes would make him even colder as the water evaporates over time. Since he crossed the river naked, he can now put his dry clothes back on and warm up.

[M0dernWarfare2FAN]

@mgm904 Hes building up body heat

Dont be stupid this could save your life

[gokucrazy22]

but when he gets out, he will need to get warm fast. the clothes will help him get warm. imagine being soaked in your clothes and its 20 degrees F. then which is better.

[kanariad2]

did i just see his pubes???