And brought to you by Chuck Norris' teeth.The only teeth strong enough to crush Thompson's teeth,sponsored by Bruce Lee's fist.The only fist strong enough to break THOSE teeth
@themanwiththepan Attempting to eat Thompson's Teeth while wearing Thompson's Teeth may result in the following side-effects: Shattered Jaw, Impacted Teeth, Partially Chewed Brain, Tongue-Rot, Explosive Gingivitis, Surly, Invasive Plaque Goblins, Depression, and The Complete and Utter Anihilation of the Universe.
Everytime I began watching an episode of Futurama on Adult Swim I always looked forward to any commercial before the intro! Too bad they moved Futurama to Comedy Central.
finally i can eat teeth.
2joe2j 4 days ago
:Yodowg: Was my reaction
doudouforzacss 1 month ago
Press 9 over and over if you want to squirm.
progrockcoffee 1 month ago
Am I the only person that isn't bothered by this sound?
RealMusicRocksLoud 1 month ago
@RealMusicRocksLoud Nope
chrisbenoit123 1 month ago
FUCK YEAH, Id buy this, I wont ever have to worry about my tooth anymore
Saviour86 1 month ago
What are they all looking at?
surfmonkey30 1 month ago
Two people can't eat other people's teeth.
olddudesrock 1 month ago
only 2 people cant get tompson's teeth. also try liking my post when holding alt
lolgun1 2 months ago
@lolgun1
y u try to confuse internet noobs into liking your comment?
Z0mbieS1ayer 1 month ago
@lolgun1 I held alt and pressed dislike. On all 4 of my alt accounts. Problem?
EzeCoyote 1 month ago
makes u wonder "who the hell eats teeth?"
madman101ish 2 months ago
@madman101ish cannibals
eyeofsauron1000 2 months ago
And I'm his friend Jesus!
eth92 2 months ago 3
Now that's advertising.
southparkfan2717 2 months ago
:D
EvvydaDuckie 2 months ago
press 9 like 15 times and you keep hearing a clank sound in back that is strangely unnescessary
leofromvgcats 2 months ago
High in calcium.
Nantchev 2 months ago
But can Thompson's Teeth eat Thompson's teeth?
Yakfart64 2 months ago
And brought to you by Chuck Norris' teeth.The only teeth strong enough to crush Thompson's teeth,sponsored by Bruce Lee's fist.The only fist strong enough to break THOSE teeth
wisewarriormuzic 3 months ago
Seems Legit.
DAMODEONE 3 months ago
Am I the only one who actually laughs at this?
darkheart1998 4 months ago
@darkheart1998 no u r not ;))
vozdkaradjordje 3 months ago
im scared now
Irategamefan 4 months ago
Sounds like Phil LaMarr...
BoxOwatta 4 months ago
@BoxOwatta Yeah, it's Phil. They don't give him nearly enough characters to do, altho I do love Herme's pot references /^)
jeffeastwood15 3 months ago
you know what the bes is?
that guagnars human grinds
ITS A BUNCHA MUNCHA CRUNCHA HUMAN!!!
DjStiv3 5 months ago
That is the most horriying noise since Justin Beiber's voice.
cosmicmelon 5 months ago 22
Hello? I'll take eight!!
XombieLejon66 6 months ago
Without any milk
PuniperTV 6 months ago
Oh god, I was eating chips when I watched this. Bad Mistake.
phantomninja01 6 months ago
Press 9 for edible teeth!
ronnoc360 6 months ago
@ronnoc360 ahhh! :(
BeastlyDean 5 months ago
ewwww
MuddynoderMuddeen 7 months ago
Looks like Tony blairs teeth
dim432 8 months ago
what the hell
supergamer451 8 months ago
me wantz. lol
nicjunsu 9 months ago
makes my teeth hurt but still awesome
TheElemental1991 9 months ago
New Tompson's teeth! Now can eat teeth with ceramic and metallic dentures! try them out NOW! Thumbs up if you even wanted to eat teeth!
ergius1988 10 months ago
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Arsonist050 10 months ago 12
@Arsonist050 i'm affraid your proudness must, like all things, come to an end...
MegaSuperFox 1 month ago
I just love that crunching sound!
OhadAlmagorOhad 10 months ago
Press 9!
FutureNewsAnchor 11 months ago
i have a tooth ache now.
Flipazn777 11 months ago
I tried them and they work come get free Thompsons Teeth ThompsonsTeeth4free(dot)com
fresca9990211 11 months ago
But can they withstand the power of a Blendtec Blender?
SpitfireBoy86 1 year ago
This is freakin' hilarious! Saw it twenty minutes ago for the first time, still can't stop laughing. :D
darshannon 1 year ago
Where do you get a bowl full of teeth? That's a scary thought.
PureMadness 1 year ago
@PureMadness It comes free with your order of Thompsons Teeth.
battybuddy 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i'll take eight!
KeNi666 1 year ago
I'll take eight!
KeNi666 1 year ago
I'll take eight!
KeNi666 1 year ago
i hope so
dr2shay 1 year ago
I'll take it! I'll take twelve!
PurpleKirby54 1 year ago
Can they eat other thompson teeth?
themanwiththepan 1 year ago 4
@themanwiththepan Attempting to eat Thompson's Teeth while wearing Thompson's Teeth may result in the following side-effects: Shattered Jaw, Impacted Teeth, Partially Chewed Brain, Tongue-Rot, Explosive Gingivitis, Surly, Invasive Plaque Goblins, Depression, and The Complete and Utter Anihilation of the Universe.
Zarfene 1 year ago 10
@Zarfene Not unless you're Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris's teeth are the only teeth strong enough to eat Thompson's Teeth
teh5abiking 1 year ago
I take four !
Szerith 1 year ago
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
HittokiriBattousai17 1 year ago
where can I get some Thompson's Teeth!
jonny70476 1 year ago
ewww lol
glennfryenpie 1 year ago
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imagothicgurl 1 year ago
Thompson's teeth! The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
But then there's "Chuck Norris's teeth! The only teeth strong enough to eat Thompson's teeth!"
conchudo12345 1 year ago 3
this always makes me Cringe a little bit.
gummyboots 1 year ago
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Falken99101 1 year ago
this, and bachelor chow are my two favorite futurama ads
colin749 1 year ago
Thompsons Teeth, A.K.A Chuck Norris teeth
spritejunkee 1 year ago
OM NOM NOM NOM
Pkyewbeam 1 year ago
I simultaneously laugh and cringe at this part. Love it.
Luthos 1 year ago
Lol
djthompsonrules 1 year ago
Everytime I began watching an episode of Futurama on Adult Swim I always looked forward to any commercial before the intro! Too bad they moved Futurama to Comedy Central.
wildgoosespeeder 1 year ago
What episode is this from?
mthed747 1 year ago
@mthed747 S03E12
xKuBiKx 1 year ago 2
Pure fucking genius, Too funny!
lt1eg6 2 years ago 4
Awesome.
mikyhard 2 years ago
I feel evil when I play it for my friends, watching them cringe at that sound, hilarity ensues!
trueakuma777 2 years ago 90
@trueakuma777 Am I the only one that likes that sound? lol
DIANAROSS4EVER 5 months ago
@DIANAROSS4EVER I love this sound.
adept91 5 months ago
@trueakuma777 Yeah, that crunching noise sounds... awful.
BCTheEntity 1 month ago
The best commercial EVER!!!
LOLE1991KOVIN 2 years ago 124
@LOLE1991KOVIN i think the Extreme Walrus Juice is my favorite
nfsoccer11 3 months ago
nice
SakamotoMomoko 2 years ago 2
LULZ!!!
badreligionbomb 2 years ago 2