Sideburns

[dbzfan66]

If I ever get the pleasure of meeting Don, I'm telling him to trim those sideburns!

[KingNothing125]

He's still better than Steinbrenner.

[CakeySaam]

11 people have un-trimmed sideburns

[Fcullins]

*Gasp* Mattingly, I thought I told u to trim those sideburns, GO HOME YOUR OFF THE TEAM, FOR GOOD!! LMAO!!

[TheHornyOrca]

not trimming those sideburns. thats a paddlin

[Nerdynate253]

My favorite Simpsons episode.

[MichStGoalie]

Whoever dislikes this is a complete loser.

GO HOME, YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM, FOR GOOD!!

[incripshin]

+1 @donaldlolwut because that looks like a SBahJ reference

[scatcat1994]

Love going about school telling people to get rid of their sideburns.

[JFGBD]

I love this scene.

[donaldlolwut]

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THOSE SIDEBURNS, BRO

I WARNED YOU!

[pipebomb182]

maybe mr.burns ment his mustache........

[Lanoraptor]

Classic.

[Loxleiev]

akward thing is that burns has sideburns...

[mitra32203]

@Loxleiev no he doesn't.. go home!

[ShiningStardust1]

I think it was the mustache?

[coolsomeXD]

Mr Burns did warn him about the sideburns.

[tommyt1971]

@coolsomeXD Too bad ONLY Burns can see 'em...

[hedonism13]

Is Don Mattingly retarded or something? Why didn't he just trim his fucking sideburns?

[JimbertAwesomeness]

burns has burns... holey crap

[AllGrownUpSteph]

Hahaha you heard me hippie 

[Odbarc]

It's probably one of the funniest scenes ever to see that guy shaved his head from ear to ear to get rid of his 'side burns' whatever Mr.Burns thought they were. (Mustache, I think.)

[royalflipskater]

@Odbarc he is old.. it is not a mustache it is more of the mullet part

[TheSoulMan8]

mr burns has sideburns...

[ThroughRock]

Mr Burns means his mushy-tashy.

[ChurchOfMe93]

One of my favorite episodes. I think Burns meant his long hair. He did call him a hippie.

[Mattastic97]

Putting "That's a paddlin" after every Simpsons clip....oh, you better believe that's a paddlin.

[bushbasher85]

According to the commentary on the dvd, Mattingly loved saying the Steinbrenner line.

[ianjohnson171]

awesome. back when the simpsons were funny.

[TheDarkBlueKnight]

I love how high pitched Burns gets.

[valdivia562]

this is fucken hilarious

[Johnnymushio]

He meant mustache, obviously.

[rolandocbf]

Not shaving sideburns? That's ahh....

....That's unfortunate.

[MetalSights]

@rolandocbf You win, that's the funniest one of those I've seen.

[ChronoFreezer]

"I thought I told you to trim those sideburns?" - funniest sounding voice in history

[fluorescentgoat]

best simpson's clip ever

[Nilbop]

Shoulda shaved his sideburns.

[2837sharding]

i think it was the sideburns on his mustache ..lol

[ross9099412]

mr burns has sideburns.lol not making a joke but i am lol

[43t9fisldjfdsfqo9rg3]

maybe he should shave his moustache

[JacobStocker10]

having sideburns, thats a paddlin

[makgirling]

Family Guy version: You think THATS bad? Remember the time I got Gary Coleman to trim my sideburns when I was wearing a toga and a salmon helmet?

[cottonwell]

not obeying mr burns, that's a paddlin

[Heneghan2k9]

@cottonwell shut up with that overused joke.

[StealthDoctor]

@Heneghan2k9 Not liking a popular meme, that's a paddlin

[haqzuk]

i think he meant moustache

[powerhousejp]

I wonder when people will realise that you can't compare two different forms of humor.

[flcl64]

@powerhousejp The funny kind and the cram the same regurgitated joke down your throat over and over kind?

[powerhousejp]

@flcl64 Exactly! I'm glad someone gets it.

[truthslap]

this might be the funniest thing I've seen all day, some simpsons moments are so classic.

[nickfromCO]

i am literally in tears....oh my GOD hahahaha

[chubb123]

Hahahahahahaahhahaah

[ThePaulolego]

lol. press 7 and look at that guy behind them. lol

[TheDellanator]

One of the funniest scenes of the simpsons

[pnroyal]

Every time I'm watching Sports Center and they show a clip of Tom Brady I always have to comment that he needs to "get rid of those sideburns"

[LimeZYX]

I love Monty's gasp of horror at 0:15 and his patented voice crack at 0:17 that you would only really hear in the first few seasons of the series.

[awsomefour]

SIDEBURNS? That's a paddlin

[alexwilsonNC]

Almost everyone younger than me has no idea why he says "still like him more than Steinbrenner"

[GoDxism]

@alexwilsonNC I don't watch MLB, nor am i American, so can you please explain the joke? I don't get it... 

[alexwilsonNC]

@GoDxism when steinbrenner bought ths Yankees he instituted a strict uniform policy banning all non-mustache facial hair and requiring a "conservative" hair cut. at one point Mattingly was told to cut his hair (a curly mullet) and he refused and he was suspended even though he was the Yankees best player.

[GoDxism]

@alexwilsonNC Oh, hahaha. Thank you.

[alexwilsonNC]

@GoDxism Not a problem.

[SzNelly31]

I still like him better than steinbrenner. hahaha

[chromisdelight]

refusing to trim sideburns... thats a paddlin!

[Someguy362]

I still like him better than Steinbrenner

[TraXXXtar]

he probably meant his eyebrows, since burns doesn't have any :P

[Searcheur]

LMFAO why the fuck would you cut in the hair in the middle?

[ballsaq]

@Searcheur Goddamn all you morons will never get the complexity of the Simpsons.. It's funny because Burns is being completely unreasonable. This point was made clear when it suddenly became "trim" after he told him to get "rid" of them; that's also why Mattingly said, "I still like him better than Steinbrenner." DURR "LMFAO why the fuck would you cut in the hair in the middle?" Can you still not draw a conclusion? It's people like you this show became so watered down after the 9th season.

[Searcheur]

@ballsaq

herp derp

[Searcheur]

@ballsaq

herp derp herpity derp derp derp derp

[Searcheur]

@ballsaq

no need to write an essay you angry shit

[Searcheur]

mr burns sounds so funny when he's angry

[discardmyfriends]

Mr Burns thinks his moustache is sideburns lol

[zelda12346]

Is Mr. just being stupid or does Mattinglee actually have sideburns in an outdated sense?

[cardinals3902]

Isn't it hilarious that mr. burns himself has sideburns?

[evange03]

@cardinals3902 Yes!

[rapideye97]

The funniset "mishap" out of all the players. :D

[dylandionrakiman]

...i think he meant his mustache?

[deveaux77]

@dylandionrakiman I thought he meant the long hair...

[gibbi8]

Love the shock in Burn's face at 0:14

[dalektaliban]

thanks to this clip i lived through my youth confused as to wha sideburns were

[adept91]

I think Mr. Burns was referring to the mustache.

[MrNauran]

Did Burns mean his moustache?

[aoinatafanboy84]

@MrNauran from the earlier moments when I saw this episode I thought the same thing.

[mark1mod0]

A better line would have been "He's almost as bad as Steinbrenner."

[Terrance2786]

Having sideburns...that's a paddalin'.

[MegaFafnir]

"DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, JUST GET RID OF THEM!!!!"

[sTyLnK]

These 27 seconds are funnier than anything Family Guy has or will ever do.

[1990Adamd]

@sTyLnK Lol at your narrowmindedness.

[AurisDJ]

@sTyLnK yeah simpsons have 1 funny line in all 21 seasons

[Narsuaq]

@sTyLnK nope.avi

[TheFamilyGuyLove]

@sTyLnK both family guy and simpsons are good shows. why do people like you have to split up to great shows? its like the fanboys of cristiano ronaldo and lionel messi hating the other player because 'they cant like both'

[theman4130]

@sTyLnK Not true.

[portalsofmadnes]

@theman4130 True

[theman4130]

@portalsofmadnes Nope not true.

[tdicodyisawsome]

I personally think that the Simpsons is way better than Family Guy. Just because the simpsons doesn't make sex joke every 3 seconds doesn't make it a bad show. In fact, it makes it better. Monkeys could be writing family guy for all I know, but the writers of the simpsons are actually witty and not to mention FUCKING BRILLIANT.

[Merc261]

@tdicodyisawsome So true, the humor in The Simpsons is so much more subtle and well-written.

[rtozier2011]

@tdicodyisawsome It's not monkeys, it's manatees.

[TPBXDRicky420]

Were the sideburns his mustache??

[Mattraction513]

8 people Like Steinbrenner

[wheremyhose]

Maybe they say something about this joke in the DVD commentary of this episode.

[mcstudunne]

not trimming those sideburns........thats a paddlin

[thelexsta66]

Does he mean the mullet?

[lolstaz]

im sure theres a sideBURNS pun but i'm too lazy to make it

[abbadeen]

8 bald people still get told to shave.

[sisman4132]

HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH­HAHAHA

[Autonova]

@sisman4132 hahahaha i never realised how fucking hilarious this is!

[kilahchris]

In America you cut sideburns, In Russia Sideburns cut You!!!!!!!!

[CROOKlyn1972]

Did anyone see that Mr. Burns has sideburns...

[kisame2227]

@CROOKlyn1972 I don't know what you think sideburns are but...

[ELMATO9]

@kisame2227 don't argue with me just get rid of them!!!

[xT3RPSx]

@CROOKlyn1972 He obviously doesn't know what sideburns are...

[RDprodx]

@CROOKlyn1972

the point of the joke is that he doesn't know what sideburns are...

[CROOKlyn1972]

@RDprodx  your a genius...

[ITAMrPink]

@CROOKlyn1972 They are not sideburns, they are Mr. sideBurns.

[queenslander47]

Not trimming your sideburns? Oh you better believe that's a paddlin

[shokuwarrior]

8 people have sideburns

[mechysonu2010]

I think Mr. Burns mistook Mustache for Side Burns.

[scramble0gamble]

No, if i rembember i think he just got a buzz cut

[fluffybunny937]

Mr. Burns was referring to his facial hair, right?

[grdakota]

excellent

[supergown2]

At 0:07 Mr. Burns head looks abnormally huge.

[bloodsrthebest]

not trimming your sideburns that's a paddlin

[neojazex]

GO HOME! YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM! FOR GOOD!

[SNIFFsomePETROL]

I will touch my belt buckle not once, not twice, but thrice.

[qwertyrobot5]

not trimming sidebuns? thats a paddlin

[aroxxx9]

Not shaving off those sideburns....ohhh you better believe that's a paddlin

[LOKEYJOKE]

Wtf does Mr Burns consider side burns then???

[m12345678987654321m]

@LOKEYJOKE He was talking about Mattingly's mustache.

[haqzuk]

he could have asked mr burns to point to those sideburns

[MrEpic2012]

Mr burns:get rid of those side burns.

Whatever his name is:what side burns

Mr Burns:you heard me

Burns Again:for the last time get rid of those siideburns

the guy:look mr burns i dont know what you think sideburns are but...

Mr burns:DONT ARGUE WITH ME JUST GET RID OF THEM!

The guy:*feels if he has sideburns*

The Guy:walking half bald

Mr burns: I THOUGHT I TOLD TO TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS! GO HOME! YOUARE OFF THE TEAM FOR GOOD!

The guy:Fine *comes back and turns into the hulk*

[RlceBowl]

@MrEpic2012 not funny

[mgsocelot1]

@MrEpic2012 NO.....No

[ThePistons4life]

@MrEpic2012 he doesnt turn into the hulk......OOOHH you were making a joke!! i see now....i still dont get it

[MrEpic2012]

@ThePistons4life ....

[ilikrandomness]

Not shavin those sideburns... thats a paddlin

[TheAgent181]

@ilikrandomness No just no, thats old now.

[ilikrandomness]

@TheAgent181 somehow I knew that just as i was about to type my 1st one someone would say that.

[PowerToker420]

hahahhahahhaha

[ForsakenedPain]

wat r the sideburns burns is talking about?

[scott24h16]

@ForsakenedPain it's funny because you're not supposed to know

[BAVHEAD]

@ForsakenedPain I assume he's talking about his moustache

[TOSportsFan1990]

I think this is supposed to be making fun of George Steinbrenner's facial hair policy as owner of the Yankees

[Zolio6]

@TOSportsFan1990 Actually this episode was made before Steinbrenner took Mattingly out of a game for not getting a haircut. The Simpsons are like fortune tellers.

[petars234]

@greatestxgift Actually, while the episode aired after the incident, this exchange was recorded well before it happened. The episode just took a long time to produce because they had difficulty getting all the stars to record their voices / there were some difficult scenes to do such as the hypnotizing scene, which took a long time to get in sync as most of the baseball players had just phoned in their parts.

[Zolio6]

@greatestxgift Hey, guess what? You're wrong. The episode was produced prior to the incident, but aired afterwards. Why don't YOU look up your facts?

[pythonman7]

to be fair, Mr burns did tell him to get rid of those sideburns..

[CactusJackFan]

@pythonman7 He actually told him to trim them. Go home! You're off the team! For Good!

[pythonman7]

@CactusJackFan you win this round...

[ivangrozny27]

you heard me, hippy

[lilnz3]

6 people didnt get rid off their sideburns.

[stephenrodgers1000]

not shaving your sideburns, that's a paddlin

[vidcam123]

not trimming your sideburns? Thats a paddlin!

[Guerillaradio13]

best episode ever!

[Searcheur]

lol funny haircut

[Level84]

I never understood this joke, what does mr. burns think are side burns? Or is the joke that we are not supposed to get it?

[mbarac88]

@Level84 Level84, for the last time get rid of those side burns! :)

[Level84]

@mbarac88 lol

[jhnj92]

@Level84 The moustache actually. Don Mattingly doesn't get it, and tries to find out what the problem is. That's why it's so freaking funny! :D

[Level84]

@jhnj92 oh is that what it is? I always thought the joke lied somewhere in the fact that they are called sideBURNS and mr. BURNS has a problem with something related to that.

[DowntownLAKid]

he shaved AROUND his fuckin head just to see if that would shut Mr. Burns up

xD

[lsatep]

I love the way Burns gasps for air as he is in shock at :16, like he can't believe he has such a defiant player

[DiscosDeFama]

This is one of my favorite episodes

[SturtH9]

6 people are steinbrenner

[pkearne]

@SturtH9 Shut up you unoriginal cunt

[SturtH9]

@pkearne hahahaha

[MrBlab11]

Its hilarious because Mr Burns does have sideburns. XD

[Tiduses1]

You've heard me, hippie