~The Best Twilight Fanfiction Ever!!!!~

[keteshlazina]

@evamariaspinelli très chere amie un bon conseil ferme ta grande gueule si à ton age tu ne supporte pas les gens qui ne pensent pas comme toi alors back off you tube est un forum d'echange d'idée we talked about twilight about fanfic not the hunger in the world so trouve toi un but dans la vie trouve toi des amis baise boit sort mais please shut the fuck off ,you just to funny"I will not let no teenager threaten me" so what you Mrs OBAMA i didn't know i beg your pardon your fat ass majesty.

[keteshlazina]

@evamariaspinelli hahahahahahahhhhhhahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahah­ahahahahahahah(oh my god)you not a psychiastrist, you a cunt ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha­hahaahahaha s"bella swan bitch hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahaa oh god thank you for i had a shity day but you make everythin g better don't stop please you make my life so much better moron girl hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaahahahahahaa

[keteshlazina]

@evamariaspinelli go fuck yourself you need a therapy send me the bill i will pay moron.

[bijoukaiba]

WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO SEE STEPHANIE MEYER'S REACTION TO THIS.

[keteshlazina]

i'm a twilight fanfict but some of fans who write this story have a fuck up imagination, their bella has been rape, kidnap, beating, victim of incest by her father, imaginary brother, bdsm, sex slave...... sometimes i think writing is like a therapy, so they use bella and edward to let go all their frustation in real life.

[ShyScissors]

ACK HUERS EAFDSGF GAH ERK AERKSGAH

OH GOD.

*retching*

[nata1900engsci]

hahahaha IT WAS THREE FEET LONG!

[MikuMikuBeat]

Puckered.... WHA--

[Zepikness]

I love the music.

[fakiir]

this is... the most... AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD! MOAR PLEASE!

[silvermist0987654321]

TROLL WIN

[SheepPencil]

My face was literally like this the whole time -:O

[CheiftanLynx]

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG­GGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[sweetmystique32]

Ugh! I thought it was sorta amusing until it got to the part about sexually abusing their daughter. I guess pedophilia is funny to some.

Grotesque!

[LimikoChan]

You liar! It's not a fanfic, it's just newest book by by Meyer herself!

[turnipdaisy]

Just like the movie

[WanderingInShadows]

Gagging the entire time, yet i couldnt stop listening. Ew. Just ew.

[musicdraganfly]

Omg! Wow lmao! I love the music with it. I am a Twihard but I did find it funny until it got weirder then weird. To each their own though.

[MyLadyGreensleeves77]

Revolting story.

Excellent reading.

I love how there are two adjectives before pretty much every noun.

[phoobear33]

i didnt watch the video at all and i just went straight to the comments so these are probably some of the most random comments i have ever seen. im afraid to watch the video.

[tulppaany]

I don't......I don't....understand....laughin­g so hard...."And then John was a zombie."

[petegrace564]

Oh boy. I loved this so much! Not that it was totaly...different... *shivers*...but for the way you read it so amazingly! Dude!!! I am so happy right now!! Great dramatic reading!!! :D

[UltraMegaSimLover]

I love it how this is read so sensibly :D

[Makilore]

...O_o, just when I thought that Twilight couldn't get any more shitty. No pun intended.

[mrsjcullen13]

i couldnt listen all the way without busting a gut!! genuisly digusting

[wizardbaker]

Best story NA

[Larkahncieling]

I have never heard someone say "limp, bloody, semen-covered corpse" in such a calm and pleasant tone...

[brittyBEARlol123]

Wow I'm scarred for life D8

[hichixichifoeva]

NO NUTTYMADAM, YOU ARE THE DEMONS.

[LizzieLollypop]

And then John was a zombie.

[LizzieLollypop]

I just screamed.

[SkynyrdGirl]

That was disgustinating!!! (Yep, a new word!) And hilarious. I laughed so hard I cried! The way you read so nonchalantly is a stroke of genius.

[TruenoandLevin86]

...fap

[TugaKnigh7]

I didn't bother to ear the whole thing but here's my fanfiction:

Once upon a time, Edward had 420 moment.

He got the munchies and Bella was around.

THE END

[ScacHabboUK]

That is messed up.

[captaincnzn]

can someone send me the link to this story plz

[RozUnderPressure]

I was really surprized when the last line didn't turned out to be "The Aristocrats"...

[hugsmebabe]

IM LAUGHING!!!!!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!~!

[TheSebas492]

WTF! That was so funny, yet so disgusting,.... There should be a fanfic of Jacob and Renesmee having a foursome with Bella and Edward. But they have the appropiate body parts, and no bodies splitting in two.

[plum741]

I.... reeally wished i could have just read it.....

[prettycake102]

omg i was disgusted but i couldn't stop listening

[maskofmemories]

Lmao dude I give you props I wouldn't have been able to do it without laughing.

[SimplyToontastic]

Creeeeepy......

[FeuerHazzard]

LMAO WAT

[jryykjh]

dew ew ew ew ew ew ew this is disgusting. what was i thinking? i guess the story is good but hearing it being read out loud... D8 omg this is like eating play doh ew ew ew ew ew ew ew and the music doesn't give anything away lol and whats with the john thing?

[jryykjh]

dew ew ew ew ew ew ew this is disgusting. what was i thinking? i guess the story is good but hearing it being read out loud... D8 omg this is like eating play doh ew ew ew ew ew ew ew and the music doesn't give anything away lol

[Pooky1991]

I think this is a deleted scene from the book she didn't want anyone to see.

[Baby4u2004]

I LOVE IT!

[kittykat662]

This fanfiction was definatly made by nuttymadame3575

[qazqazqazqaz11]

Maybe... "The WORST Twilight fanfiction ever" ?

[jessifer23f]

Awesome! 

[ClOuDkIcKsAsS300]

"And then... John was a zombie." AHAHAHAH!! XD I didn't expect that.

[StarCrossedLover49]

Is this the part of Midnight Sun that Stephenie Meyer got miffed about being released online?

[handmiadenofgod]

Aw, fuck, I was eating dinner as I watched this DX

[Plenoptic07]

.......

[juneanthonywhite]

Why?. . [Laughs along NEway.]

[FarnesyFudge]

This is the kind of thing Clive Barker see's in his nightmares!

[TheEscapedBalloon]

Such horrid lemons..

This is.. Horrifically confusing. I know fetishes like this exist, but... Dude.

[TheEscapedBalloon]

@TheEscapedBalloon

..

I'm usually okay with incest, but this is just.. Wait, what the heck..I completely lost any understanding of this when Bella grew two penises..

This is such a troll fic.

[SilverEriena]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA.

[MissCartoonist]

"Looks like we have some cleaning up to do, Eddie."

[polacow124]

O.o that was wikedly discusting but I couldn't stop listining it was so intresting...

[HellAngelsBells]

I think I'm going to be sick. Who the fuck would write this piece of crap? :O

[Evilmonkey66699]

wow, so let me get this straight Edward undoes his pants, spreads his cheeks and then procedes to drop Twilight, New moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn on Bella's face from his ass.. Ooookay, well at least it's better then what Stephie Myere wrote.

[mefan3]

replace edward with jacob then you have the best fic ever! team Jacob!

[OvertardSupreme420]

Two words: Dirty Potter

[mastersewer2]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! IT"S WORSE THAN MY IMMORTAL!!!

[TheOriginalskittle]

....i like it :D

[TheWorldofJays]

Though I'm normally a 'to each their own' kind of person, I just threw up a little in my mouth. Seriously? Not only is this disgusting, (images, oh please be erased from my mind) but completly ridiculous.

[pikachuokami90]

*disturbing images..... brain.... rotting*

[Moonlightlady122]

WTF!!!!????

[RobertandKirsten]

what the fuck

[thatgirlwhoplaysCOD]

i am feeling extremely itchy right now, I need yo go take a shower.

[sharosudo]

BEAUTIFUL

[NeoWaraNingyo]

xD I don't even like Twilight but this is funny shit!

:D

[Leatherlyy]

lmao, most disturbing fanfic ever. O_O and that is coming from someone who has read NC17 Sirius/Remus.

[TheMirandarainbow]

hahahahahahahahaha



[LETSMIXTHINGSUP2]

WTF IS THIS SHIT!?!?

-_- i wont sleep camly tonight...

[LETSMIXTHINGSUP2]

i was smart, i paused at 0:40, commented, and ran away from my house to baskin robins....DX

[sweettreat245]

O____________O what.....the......FUCK!?

[OneandOnlyAlice]

WTH ?!

DISTURBING !

[Persona100Duh]

My face was both one of unnerved shock and happy amusement. There aren't words! It's so gross what they did that it's just hilarious! And I love the music. XD

[bosco9012]

O.O

*fap* *fap* *fap*

[daisyhinojosa23]

LMFAO!!! xD

[itsmeluvele]

eeew i just wanted to know what fanfiction was . im scarred now thank :(

[hookyDDR]

O_O

[4BlueRose4]

I am disturbed beyond words.

[JessaTehMessa34]

What. Thy. Fuck.

[DorisDayFanatic]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! XD

[alsatia96]

That was weird... Who the heck is john? ;)

[AwkwardBaby24]

Hello, new micspam.

[DivineIQ]

@AwkwardBaby24 You'll have to drop the volume or bass a fair bit to get it balanced right. I know this because I already did it.

[AwkwardBaby24]

@DivineIQ Yeah, I did. Had to do it a few times and try it out in game because my settings were off, but I got it. c:

[LilBat54]

hahahaahahahaaaaaa

[gunnyification]

what...the....fuck.........

[misfitdoll23]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LOLOL.

I think the music is what's best.

[NintendoNads]

i think id read twilight if it was more like this

[HermesRockStar]

How this guy manages to read this without bursting into laughter is one of the world's greatest mysteries.

[opheliaselegy]

I'm 12 and what is this?

[LilBat54]

@opheliaselegy This is ART pure ART and if your twelve and you don't know this your like a box with no life! No offense hun but I'm twelve and this is undeveloped for me!

[lulabell0]

you sickened me at pants. :L

i was watching this with my friends and i was like "HOSHIT TURN IT THE FUCK OFF !!!!!"

[msmorg2626]

What the fuck?! NOOOOO!!!

[Failuresnot2try]

I was so not expecting that!!!

[luvmaya]

If twilight was like this, I'd consider picking up the 2nd book XD

[GIRLZROC219]

1 i could barly read this and 2 when i did i was like "wtf hell is this"

[TwilightFFMusic]

Our fan fic is better. : )

[PikachuVongolaCK]

LMAO WHAT IS THIS

[DannHellraiser]

uhhhhhhmaayzing booooohk!!! lulz

[Happynuke]

what is this i dont even

[hippiefan1]

And know you that Someone Somewhere has masturbated to this.

[866marluxia]

UNFITTING MUSIC!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!!! :D

[RBNightlinger]

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

But this isn't nearly as bad as the Harry Potter coffee enema adventure.

[Unkool567755]

LMFAO! x]

[sonicherosfan]

The sad part is not only is this better than a Sonic fanfiction, it's also better than Twilight.

[LiltedLullaby]

Ew. Ew ew ew!!! But so funny!

[Extra365]

at first i was like B(

then i was like :(

then i ws like 8(

and finally i was lke D8

[Sh3llyl0sth3rm1nd]

@Extra365 O-O AGREED.

[daisyhinojosa23]

omg I'm very disgusted but can't stop laughing! XD

[PsychoRevolutionary]

oh fu- errectionnnnnnnn

[RoseForTheDoctor]

Disgusting......

Terribly wrong...

HILARIOUS

LOL

I've found fanfictions like this one, but never this horribly perverted, wrong, gross, absolutely an epic FAIL, but when you read this, it was totally WIN. XD

[nonfickshun]

Win.

[supersmoshfanO]

i cant believe they had the time to and then john was a zombie

[IHaveToSignUp1234567]

What is this.. I don't even..

[PrincessLayla3000]

... T_T This is funny, weird and disgusting rolled into one. =P

[janiceeex]

Okay, I was laughing until it got to Renesmee... that crossed the line.

[Dewfur101]

After reading/listening to this... I let out a laugh so loud it woke up my cat and dog XDDDDD This. Is. Win.

[dbsprinces]

wtf?

this...is...AWESOME!

IN A NASTY, GROSS, PERVERTED, PEDOPHELICLY WRONG WAY!

[generalflood]

oh my god fucking hot

[plus5stud]

Holy. Fucking. Anus.

[Duce324]

What the Fuck that was so fun that I actually laughted out loud even when I heard the beganing!!!!!!!!!!! ^^ LOL

[TheFed0ra]

I WAS EATING D'8

[Furzeeh]

@TheFed0ra ...me too TT^TT

[jizzello]

Omg this is almost cruel genius haha! It's the most messed up story i've ever heard yet u play such happy bunny music while narrating it? Genius.

[purplerose971]

WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HELL IS THE DISGUTING SHIT???!!! ARE U MAD?! O_o

[HyperVegito]

LOLWUT

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[rosebudlilac]

wtf was that?

[thejacobindemocrat]

I'm not sure what I like better: the fact that this, however disturbing it may be, was far superior to the actual book, or the fact that there is a well place Peter Chimera reference at the end.

Either way, kudos to you, narrator man, this was huh-larious.

[thiosk]

This is so totally canon

[DeathNoteMaker]

ROTFLMAO! XD

[xkleverxkittyx]

i can't even

[charnow1997]

ummmmmmmm.....................­........no.

[AriaInTheSky]

???????????????? o_0

[Deanisbetter94]

how the hell did this garbage get 225 likes?

DAMN YOU TWITARDS!

[craesykid]

how did i live through that?

[vampirelover66666]

me tooooooo....

[thb3333]

Wow, that was so NOT what I was expecting... it was even better. Sadly, this author writes better than SMeyer.

[InuYashacrazy101]

Okay, I think I may have threw up a little in my mouth. I was looking for T rated fics, not... I don't even think they have a rating for this.

[WildB1000]

This reminds me of 2 girls 1 cup. This shit is funny but disurbing as hell.

[genesis304]

wow this is gross ew but funny!

[stolenbaby2008]

what. the. actual. fuck.

[Fantome001]

Wow. This is possibly worse than "Cloud Mows the Lawn" and "Cloud Mows the Lawn" is horrible! They're both so absurdly graphic that it just cracks me up.

[KaylaCandy15]

HAHA!

[dalektaliban]

ive seen alot fucked up shit in my time, goddamit i served in nam!, but this, this tops it all

[friendofidiocy]

.........no

[darkmasterxeanhort]

I didn't even listen to the whole thing and I was desturbed!!!!!! Twilight suck!!! this is hilariously desturbing!!!!

[XxRedKunxX]

That was either the best fanfiction I have ever read...

... Or the most disturbing. o____O

[DanaDemolition2300]

What is a sensual stench? Please tell me, for my virgin ears have now been raped.

[TheFuturemrscullen17]

Hahahahahahahaha! Dude I am literally laughing myself to death over here

[MissKissezs]

This has to be the most disgusting thing I've ever heard or seen......my god!

[PumaOPumaOPumaO]

omg so hawt

[DanaDemolition2300]

@PumaOPumaOPumaO YOU PERVERT

[PumaOPumaOPumaO]

@DanaDemolition2300

No seriously, I really got aroused at the part where he farted in her face

[DanaDemolition2300]

@PumaOPumaOPumaO ....I don't even know what to say. I'm speechless.

[PumaOPumaOPumaO]

@DanaDemolition2300

Or you can't take a joke

[KaylaCandy15]

@PumaOPumaOPumaO  ew..

[ultimathul]

This is the best piece of litterature i have ever read in my life!!

[xAllison225x]

LINK TO DOWNLOAD YES, PLEASE. 

[goincrazy11]

Funny as fuck XD

[CaribbeanStylez24]

holy shit. okay i <3 fanfiction but this is the most weirdest sex story ive ever read

[Aprillis29]

Definitely a troll

[ThatOneCoolBro]

At first I was like :D lol but then I was all D: and then I was like D:< but then I was like :D

[AlexD907]

That was ... disturbing...