3 Questions Every Intelligent Atheist Must Answer

[fastphys]

He's making fun of christians right? It seems like he is making fun of the ten questions every intelligent christian must answer video at first, but then it just gets so ridiculous, especially at the sex pervert and the fake psalms verse part I'm so confused by this man. Funny choice of music too.

[UNIT301092203]

This made my day.

[MultiPaulinator]

Well, you're right about questions 2 and 3 being delusional, but so is question 1.

[wolfsige]

SO...It appears that Christians like this bozo only behave themselves because they beleive someone is constantly watching them.Doesn't say much for their morality.

[pitiyanqui1]

This got to be a prank video, just listen to the theme, Lennon´s imagine.

This guy got to be Edward Current. right?

Edward is that you?

[Sweddude]

1- I have self controll and dont let some of my emotions get in the way of my life, i dont need a god for that, all i need is the understanding of the consequenses.

2- And your proof for this statement is? have you got any statistics to back up your claim that only atheists get drunk and drive? im an atheist who dont use alcohol.

3- Again, statistics? the most starving countries in the world are religius you know.

[VENOM3RDUM]

1) There are many avenues that aide with personal development and mental disability.

2)The same reason many religious people do the same

3)The same reason so many religious people starve.

Any other questions?

[BrooklynRagtag]

I just realized this video should be called, "3 Questions that every College Educated, Homeless, Starving, Perverted, Drunk Drivers Must Answer"

[BrooklynRagtag]

Thanks for the hilarious video. This cracked me up. Especially the bit about the hungry atheist living on the top of a bus. Was this a moving bus? If so, how did he stay on? Maybe some sort of safety strap? Seems like an unusual lifestyle choice when the hungry atheist could just as easily live inside the bus, where he wouldn't need his elaborate safety strap system.

[dubldeka]

I live in the top of a Bus and am starving, Was that me you were talking about.

You still don't understand

Atheists are like the stage hands of life

They are the artists who set the stage for the show

They make the illusion for the audience to believe

The audience are the religious

They do their best to make the audience believe the play is real

But they know the truth

That the church is just a pile of stones and the scenes are just paintings

Artistic arrangements of pretty coloured mud

[gegus]

This is delusional

[tctheunbeliever]

This is a joke, right? There are a few minutes of pretty funny stuff once you get past the dull beginning, but it doesn't last long.

Dodge the bullets of a jealous husband? LOL

Sexual perversion yay! LOL

You're obsessed with sex perverts, aren't you? Ted Haggerty was, too. Maybe you two should get in touch.

You kinda repeat yourself a lot.

So I'm guessing you used to be a drunk-driving, starving sex pervert. Am I right?

[daemonowner]

1: you assume that atheists are immoral people that love to live lives filled with hatred, this is a blatent misconception. atheists do not delude themselves and are the most rational people around as a consequence. where do you get your evidence about the car crash part, state your reference or your point is void. And why is it you change atheist to sex pervert at the end? and why do you assume that sex perverts or atheists drink and drive more?

[Imaginefree69]

Evolution supplies all that is needed for the development

of codes of conduct that preserve and facilitate

survival and co-operation.

Such sensitivities in no way support any particular god.

In fact, as Christians believe that their most heinous acts

will be magically vanished and forgotten via human sacrifice,

they actually have very little incentive to act in a moral manner.

Hmmm..

That explains a lot.

[keiryuujin]

It won't let me select the video response I made. Tis odd.

[keiryuujin]

I find it hypocritical that I post a video response and now it is no longer viewable to this video. Did I hit a nerve or something?

[Manifestatheist]

This guy is not parody--check out his website. He IS that delusional. To carter8101: In order to get atheists to answer your questions, I suggest the following: 1 Don't accuse us of being sole perpetrators of activities in which ALL humans engage; 2 Ask meaningful questions; 3 Ask intelligent questions that will make us think; 4 Don't assume we haven't thought about our nonbelief; 5 Don't threaten us with imaginary torture; 6Don't compare us to sex perverts; This video fails fractally.

[rchodges]

Video Category: Entertainment

Track Music: "Imagine" by John Lennon

Questions in Video: Total Nonsense

Mmm... tastes like delicious satire.

[mykegoh]

Are these facts.??? Sounds so made-up to me.

On record, the bible sanctioned killings, slavery, etc...

[CriticalAtheist]

1. Myself. Do you think so little of the individual that they can't make the right decisions? Do you think morality is in opposition to logic or reason? If not then why can't they be used to make correct decision? Take pride in your mental faculties, we aren't all malicious dogs.

2. What are you talking about? It's not delusion either it's mental impairment (alcohol does that)

3. Who are these starving atheists? And do you think it's really a choice? And it's not delusion.

Was this serious?

[BigAtheist]

1) the individual and society define and enforce morals.

I would have answered the rest but too much preaching and bible mumbo jumbo to care. If you really want to talk to atheist quoting the bible is a complete waist of time (mine and yours). thank you

[koinosuke1]

That's not what John 3:16 says .... Oh ... POE!

[maxpolaris99]

Carter8101, you are a typical ignorant uneducated narrow minded redneck christian moron.

[picardsong]

Is this video a Parody or for reals?

Either way this video is hilarious.

[middlekk]

He's either the most brilliant satirist ever....or he's a complete and total loon who needs heavy medication.

Maybe both.

[ozmoroid]

This has got to be one of the best spoofs ever! He knows a starving atheist living on top of a bus! HAHAHA!

[samuraispacemonkey]

1. Myself

2. I don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs.

3. WTF! what is this question even based on, Fact or Fiction?

-This is a joke Right-?

[jamminjago]

lol this is even funnier than your old stuff. Unfortunately you took it down, you can still see some of it in my video responses though.

[turbofritz2]

hahaha

[MrAcidRounds]

This video is fucking hilarious, whether it's real or not.

[TETSUno1]

A parody, right?

[godlessmessiah]

I'm calling Poe on this one....