CRAZY Skydive!

[gIbSoNgIrL10111]

Anyone see at 1:53 his shoes fly off??

[YourSecretLiesHere]

Lol. *while in the air after pulling parachute open. "Your name is Toby!" Lol

[evilbitchize]

"Whose your best freind huh huh?"

"This guy" *point at him* "Whyle I'm attatched to him." XDD HILARIOUS!

[Feeguin]

Spoiler Alert! He. Lives. *GASP*

[MrRfd30529]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you.

[Spartan117Cozza]

holy crap!!!

he should have done his WEEEEEEEEEEEE scream!! so funny!

[kaideka]

He should have yelled WHHEEEEW :D

[CoolnessUnlimited]

who's here from the college vlog?

[D34DF41L]

D:

Holy shit. You died, didn't you? You're dead? He's dead, godammit! He was so young! So full of potential! So full of.....oh, wait....false alarm guys! He's okay....

[gamergirl417]

Omg I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! I watched it five times in a row & still laugh uncontrollably! Easily one of my favorite Toby videos EVER!! xD

[ammyburgers]

Ladies impressed by the end of this video? 2 (100% from us! :D )

[flyboy8501]

ha ive jumped out that plane before, there is two with the same paint job and ive jumped both of them!!!

[USAdyesGirl]

your my personal hero toby <3

[DOFProductions2010]

'Toby Jumps'

Toby: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EW!

[MegaBroTime]

safety torch:chance of survival 100%

[CommandoDude]

I don't see dancing...I see flailing.

[RadioZombieX]

YOUR NAME IS TOBY XD XD XD

[Flybabyboo101]

Sweet :) Im Going Skydiving SOON!!!

[AngelLovesMusic13]

NO TOBY DONT JU- too late. well at least he's still alive...*shrugs*

[Painofaninnocent]

I've been in iFly Hollywood and I had a blast, but I don't know if I'd ever actually jump out of a plane. That looks terrifying. XD

[crater7]

How I thought this would go down:

EARTH used GRAVITY!!

It's super effective!

[halogirl2311]

please do this again Toby!!!!

[MegaBroTime]

@halogirl2311 there is a 3% chance of that happening

[TheCrookHook]

lol Seriously though ... This was in 2008 and he still had the trick with the camera. He even lost some pounds lool

[aylielove]

Showing your face on camera. Me impressed: 10000000%

[XxFLUXCRAFTxX]

SAFETY MITTENS ROFL

[LuvableBabyDe]

I Have Watched This I Dont No How Many Time And I Literally Start Crying From Laughing To Hard AHAHHAAHAH

Loved It When He Said Your Name Is Toby HAHA What Was That For HAHAHA

[xXrockyiszhereXx]

-100% Lmao

[Skyanah8]

lol his face once they jump out of the plane 1:07

[mikedamat]

You should do AFF!

[mindbend13]

sadly, Toby died in a tragic parachuting accident that killed him and the old man he was attached to. The Parachute impaled them as they put it on backwards. Since then, an impostor has been living under the name of Toby Joe Turner (II) and has continued to make Youtube videos while rolling in the money that the real Toby was supposed to make. If you see this, we need to stop this madness before it gets out of control. R.I.P. REAL Toby Joe Turner

[toyourfatedlvl77orc]

te black line at 1:15 is the trail of poo coming from toby because he is scared

[LeanderRandom]

@toyourfatedlvl77orc well I'm pretty sure that's just the pilot chute.

[Callum0907]

What the hell was happening at the end? "GETDOWN" "AARRRGGHHHH" "DO IT NOW!"

[CraftMineFTW]

WHEEEEEEEW!!



[NinjaPotato01]

@FloWearsABow OlgaK

[TheAnimeChicki]

Toby wearing glasses while Skydiving, ladies impressed: me and her

[RogueScorpin]

Toby, if you died I would haunt your grave for dying

[NinjaPotato01]

@Vivacityy so I'm not the only one who noticed! He's starting to cuss again, he's got the same haircut, he's thinking about stopping CWF, he's planning on starting up Toby tells tales again, he's being more open about stuff (and a bit sexual) he has a new girlfriend, and his lazy vlogs are getting shorter and less frequent. I love it! :)

[FloWearsABow]

@NinjaPotato01 OMG! Who is his girl friend?!?!?!?! P.S Your ninja potato and I'm ninja pineapple ♥

[molly1002]

1:43 "AAAH!"

"GET DOWN!!"

"Your name is Toby"

"DO IT NOW!!"

"WHY!?"

"AAAAH!!"

That makes no sense whatsoever! I guess Toby was really that terrified...lol.

[ExtraCheese94]

SAFETY MITTENS PUT THEM ON YOUR HAND THEY'RE SAFETY MITTENS

[Manimeluvr]

lol 1:10



[Vivacityy]

current toby is slowly coming back to the previous toby..yay lol

[TheAlistair111]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EOOOOO!!!!!!!

[PurpleNinja2243]

And now I want to go skydiving with Toby. He's just too awesome. Y U DO THIS TO ME TOBY?!

[curlysuesap]

As many times as I have seen this video, I never noticed the date.

That's my birthday :)

[settah17]

@fluffandstuf

Oh man. That means you only have 7 days to live... Oh... Shit...

[hnoobsho]

old toby when he said fuck shit talked about his junk :) lol

[PoutingXEvoke]

Toby looks hot in a skydiving suit *0*

[emoguys11]

Real Toby voice: HOLY CRAP!

[fluffandstuf]

augh i just popped my jaw is that possible???

[GaaraxShukakuIScute]

@fluffandstuf

TMJ.

[gamesandstuffs]

When he jumped he should have yelled "TOBUSCUS" and opened his safety suit to reveal a purple Tobuscus shirt.

Tobuscus flies.

[Crazyfilly1010]

@gamesandstuffs i could get my dad to do that..... :P

[General2528342]

man now I want to do it!!

[MollyTheNoodle]

I hope I'm not the only one who paused on the picture of his huge package.

[smoshfan10]

did he survive... posted 3 years and 10,000,000 subscriptions of tobuscus later.

[ihatecheese0101]

naww, ladies still 100% impressed, mmmmhmmmm

[Megapie678]

I get it now

Toby: get down ( quoting Arnold )

Instructor : your name is Toby!!! ( saying he's not arnold

Toby: do it now!!! ( saying just do it any way )

Lol

[evilbitchize]

@Megapie678 i dont. explain more XD

[FriggenFantastic]

0:22

-3

[xaeqw]

if he didn't survive his last words should've been "That's a fail! That's a Toby not impressing his fans by surviving fail!"

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

The J in Toby J Turner stands for Jesuschristheishilarious

[Pakulia1]

DO IT NOW!!!!!!!

can't stop laughing Toby, I'm sorry.

TROLOLOLOLOL

[iamchikensbunni]

I'd go skydiving strapped to Toby...actually I'd go pretty much anywhere ;-)

[acrobatsutr]

If I ever wanna try a daredevil skydive, I'll just stay calm and think of it like Zelda: Skyward Sword were he SWAN DIVES, into the logo! becuase that was pretty awesome!

THATS IT, IMA TRY IT! :D

much later, when Im probably over 20 years old :D

[Rishro29]

Omg ur so lucky Tobez!! <3

[XxgummyxbearzxX]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[david001ification]

HE LANDED ON THE GROOOUUNNDD!!!

[89MichaelaK]

i was waiting the whole time for a wheeeew

[cheesecake114]

I've been skydiving aswell, but this makes it 100% cooler that toby has done it too :) i did it from about 14,00 ft, it was awesome!!!!!!!

[MadaElement]

His ears were probably hurting like a bitch thats why he wants to get down and it like exploded when they opened the parachute it did that to me on my first jump it sucks. He probably had a cold before

[icrissa]

"YOUR NAME IS TOBY!" ahahaha he was like I don't care get me on the ground right now!!!! ahahahaha

[PossumCuber]

Toby should have just worn 37 pairs of safety mittens, so he would have had a 100% chance of survival (after accounting for the hole in suit)

[Digilolita]

1:44 His scream Lol

[shadowflyer22]

SKYBUSCUS!

[Riltend]

Couldn't stop laughing after the "Get down"! XD Sounded so like Arnold Schwarzenegger

[Gamesharked]

@Riltend Seconded! xD "Do it nao!"

[StarLaughter15]

I could not stop laughing. hahaha that looks soooo scary!

[LaurielLolz]

I considered doing this at one point.

Going on the ride at the fair that drops you down from 50ft up changed my mind.

This REALLY changed my mind, just look at the expression on his face O-O" 1:09

[bassgroove21]

i laughed so hard i peed a little. GOD DAWNG IT TOBY

[kweek45]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! put your head between your legs and kiss your azz good bye lol 1000% funny LIKE this if you thought so too!

[artsydiboll]

My uncle like just like you and kinda looks like you and is an actor who was actually in Big Fish

[EchoXxMcLovin]

I hate that your fist jump you have to be strapped to an instructor. That's makes it 140% less fun! :(

[flamehour08]

@EchoXxMcLovin It would make me feel REALLY safe. :\

[EchoXxMcLovin]

@flamehour08 I don't care about safety, if I'm going to die then so be it. At-least I'll have had the time of my life before my death.. :)

[jukka2311]

XD That would have been funny if he lost his shoe while skydiving.

[axellover111]

im watching this 3 years after it was posted...i think he lives

[xlovesmilemusiccx]

@axellover111 thank god.

[duncan33984]

funny

[MizzDaisyDee]

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[citrushottie123]

0:22-0:24 OMG SOOOOO HOT

[demonlord289]

wow you have the same name as that cool dude, you know the 1 who calls he

[ZaffyKake]

MATH????? This is NOT math Mr. Turner!!!!

[xoxojEsSiCaoxoxo]

"GET DOWN!" "your name is Toby" "DO IT NOW! WHY?!?"

see, this is why we love you Mr. Toby Turner. you make no sense yet you still seem to amuse us and still be hothothothothothothot. <3

[IOfane]

The math checks out...

[hippyh12]

safety mittens :')

[JoshDoVids]

He died and his dentist clone from another universe took his place.....

[daman1063]

Famous last words Im feeling light headed

[Fooljamable]

toby's arnold voice at the end= pure awesome

[LeanderRandom]

"GET DOWN"

"your name is toby"

"DO IT NOW!!"

wtf this doesnt make sense xD

[bluemelody92]

WHY???!?!! rofl!

[FiroxBeasT]

Is that a hippy you were talking to

[Quartrez]

I have a friend that skydives regularly and loves it XD

[Beinomat]

@Quartrez i would do it regularly too... if it would be just a bit cheaper^^

[LorenISmyName]

His spelling is epic xD

[reubenblitz]

"Get down! your name is Toby" that's what i always say during sex.

[FunnyPeopleXD]

Saftey mitten +3% of survival shoes untied -1% of survival

[MeGetACoke]

Holy crap this is hilarious!!! I got a little teary eyed from laughing when i saw toby's shoes were untied

[shawnthetaco10]

0:52 im coming up with a 32.33 uhhh repeating of course percentage of survival

[JamieCFurbo]

1:10 for tobys sexface

[leilanihanaike]

When he was landing and they had the captions on what he was saying I replayed it three times and laughed till I cried. Frickin hillarious. I also love that he is screaming like a little girl.

[Kevinhenrykirk]

GET DOWN1 YOUR NAME IS TOBY! WHY?! lolwut?

[guitarherolegend55]

*spoiler alert* he survives

[Glameyes1]

1:10 Rape /death face!

100> impressed:D

[nutmegg24]

Wait.. what happened at the end?? I'm stupid D:

[DarkOniro]

ok his chances to survive where.... -9% of surviving

[ApprovedByJesus]

i just watched an ad for rock climbing and it had dubstep in it.

[yo4522]

0:21 i got chick wood

[TheGreedyassassin]

I was worried that his shoe was going to come off

[ShortyMrTrix]

Ahhh the arnold impressions

[randomUSERNAMEx3]

i want to go skydiving so bad :O toby do you want to skydive with me next time ?

[ImR3tard]

haha xd

[mariojw1]

MY NAME IS TOBY XD

[MariazzZebra]

press 8 for the best part xD

[BekahXRoo]

Oh gez i love this dude:)

[RuleOfTheInternet]

17.01.2008?

[Amali18101996]

what happened to 2:10?

[ImCristel]

i laughed so hard i cried, lol xD

[TheMultiMegaunknown]

Omg hold 2 and you will hear g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ground man!

[TheMultiMegaunknown]

You should have said WWEEEEEEW.

[xforsakensinx]

LMFAO. THE FACE HE DID AT 1:09 MADE ME LAUGH SO HEARD I CRIED.

[Lyxbyxan]

WHat is the music from 0:20?

[rompehuevos3000]

@Lyxbyxan he made it himself

[RuleOfTheInternet]

@Lyxbyxan It's he's themesong. you can find it in youtube on TOBUSCUS THEME

[kylendawe]

Hold 1, Looks Like He Is taking a massive crap, in The Middle Of a Earthquake, On ecstacy. ( jaw grinding)

[EmbryzImprint]

YOUR NAME IS TOBY! ????????????

[nellietheluckyducky]

I'M GOING SKYDIVING IN LIKE 15 DAYS! zOMG!

[bruser526]

GET DOWN lol

(YOUR NAME IS TOBY) wow Toby forgot his own name -_-;;

GET DOWN lolol

WHY?!?! ROFLMAO

[thejirehpaul]

i can hear toby scream at 1:29

[carlenactione]

toby i would love to go skydiving with you and your big package! :)

[lerian96]

safety mittens: They will save the world.

[bruser526]

@lerian96 unless your shoess untied and your sleeves ripped

[TheMonkeysoop]

tie your fking shoe!!

[MsBin74]

I'd like to see this happen in a LazyVlog.

"AUDIENCE?! WH- WHY THE BALLS AM I JUMPING FROM A PLANE AUDIENCE?! OH NELLY FURTADO WHYYYY? INTROOOOOO OF DARDAGKHAKNESS THEN REAFADNESS THEN WHIIIIIIIIIIIITENESS!"

[ActinOutLoud]

I'm a lady and I'm 100% impressed :D

[Quartrez]

@ActinOutLoud Pfft I can do better. I can skydive AND wrestle a bear, all at once. But only once. I'll never do it again. Mostly because the odds of finding a bear that is also skydiving at the same time as me AND willing to fight are very low. Very. Very. Low.

[ActinOutLoud]

@Quartrez Wow that's pretty amazing, I'd do an impressed lady swoon, but I'm currently ROTFL. You kinda made my day ;)

[ngpakyin0501]

@Quartrez i'd say im impressed, but unfortunately im not a lady

[TheQuickstab]

@ActinOutLoud i thumbed up then realized i was a boy

[ActinOutLoud]

@TheQuickstab lol it's okay, one time I told someone they could suck my dick and then realized I didn't have one XD

[illogicaLeXplanation]

Aww, poor Toby. I would never sky dive, I would think that crazy speed of falling would make it too hard to breathe, and hurt your eyes/head.

[mitcho512]

this vid makes me laugh every time

[CodeNameAngryHobo]

WHo bets the whole time he was going down he was like "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW"

[ItsJosieTaylor]

'Thur goes th' graund, maan!' xDD

[UnderseaApple]

Free-style dancing in mid-air, whilst attached to groin of older man.

Ladies Impressed: 100%

ROFL!

[jasonlc14]

A scene from Big Fish was filmed in my city :)

[samosapowis]

i cant believe i missed all these oldies...thought i watched them all! like little presents you didnt realise you didnt open :)

[palompom]

1:12 i feel sad for the earphone users

[ZenMastaMike]

i hoped this is the vid where someone's dick was fladdering in the wind while he was jumpin

[girlwhovlogs]

I watched this at work and i seriously almost died trying not to laugh

[ILoveTobyTurner12]

lol I was very impressed, I would of never done that. ;) ♥♥♥ xoxo Love you, Toby.

[12walkietalkie13]

lol, AH! THE WIND!!! O.O :D Always been a problem... Darn Aeolus...

[bdjps]

My video stoped to buffer as soon as you pinted to your "package"

[LuvableBabyDe]

y did someone say ur name is toby

[1101jmb]

@LuvableBabyDe because that is his name!

[AdamGontierTDG]

omg, I haven't laughed like that in a long time.

[CharlieCharlington]

shame he didn't do an intro of darkness then redness then whiteness

[kirdot2011]

@CharlieCharlington that wasnt invented then

[xic4loca]

ROFLOL ur hilarious but when I saw the ground from the air while watching the video I would be like "No! NO NOOOO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

[1998marker]

Dude how did that feel lol.