California On Tiger

[manuelntu]

lol and what did his wife do after with all that money? she tore down a million dollar mansion for no apparent reason...

[Justan2012]

california on addiction

[Otacon642]

I like Nicole :)

[imkennypowers10]

hold shit 1:40 look at that girl in the middle..she got a hammer if you know what i mean

[IneptArian]

so many gays..

[MayRettaKing]

"i'm willing to adopt this child" LOOOOLLL

[mso872]

ROFL the ending is so good "you're so hot" "ya but i'm 15" "oh god"

[Closetmonkeh]

"Hey.. ha ha h"

[ryxxx12345]

Glay gay black boys.

[StarkJm93]

"Oh you mean fucking all the mother bitches?!" LMAO

[SergeantFiasco]

She's 17 now... getting close =P

[dallascowboysfan3456]

california on homeless people

[WATCHNLEARNxx]

California on Gingers

[vdaug]

the chick in the background at 1:38 is messing up the hard on i had for that.....women? kaseem is interviewing

[survivalism85]

California on Australia

[MrZabomaboo]

"Ur gay, ur gay arent you... i can tell" :)

[thefurmum]

I'm funny and i find this asian!

[TheMojaveDrifter]

@thefurmum Your, not funny, that seems racist to me... Sorry.

[Kj910529]

0:30 my god the sad pandaface right after she says -Yea :(((

[andrey2793dec]

that girl only 15 damn

[ottothersthol]

Tiger is the best! His ex-girlfriend is a bitch. I'm from Sweden, just like her, and I can tell you all, that she has been having sex with every single guy here in Sweden. She is a SLUT

[TimmyRGM]

i beleve the plural for clitoris is clitorie, pronounced clit-or-eye

[odie098]

@TimmyRGM then you're wrong, it's clitores. do you even know what latin is

[TimmyRGM]

@odie098 umad?

[GngztaBoy]

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[partypalace1234]

Kassem G ur funny as hell i have watched all ur videos. i just seen one of my good friends that u interviewed on your show and we live in payson az, so crazy. man wat a small world. u should make a show about favorite movies and or opinions on nude beaches.

[just2smooth4uGaming]

0:23, this guy is my idol :)

[XanderPlague]

California on Kassem G... cause your so fuckin awesome bro

[swordofthefallen]

1:30 kim jong il in the backround

[Waterdimension]

Any of you guys have boyfriends? -No- Yeah that's pretty obvious

lmfao

[JeremySprocker08]

are you really a mom? your like the hottest mom ive ever seen

[soyouthinkyoucanread]

I actually thought the opera chick was good...but her friend looks so embarassed :(

[Abdulk905]

California on KassemG

[FSXbassi01]

did she sing.. We watch deep shit !?

[chiragg2222]

are you really a mom?

[joshssmartvlog]

california on californians



[YousefAbouzeeni]

431 people are asians with small penises .

[Lawlzerpanzerz]

"What do you mean? He's the best golf player there is... Oh you mean him fucking all those motherbitches"

[ikiktreez]

lol the baby was looking away like damn I don't want to talk about it

[DietDrMario]

im also underage

Oh christ

[weeziteer]

You gotta love that gay black guy :D

[Buonarr]

is the chick at 0:30 that one homeless chick on workaholics? hahah

[duckypwns]

3:55 She is really hot. Worth the jail time.

[GameoGames]

california on DUBSTEP !!

[Brentypooz]

Fat girl sounds like quagmires girlfriend on that episode when they all get invited to that house by james woods.

[Nousernamenoproblem]

Ooo..you mean he fucking all the mother bitches...EPIC!

[scottishwun]

callin that chick susanne boil lmfaooo major insult haha

[camshelk]

that chick was such a MILF

[Jarous1989]

3:11 she is singing czech...transtale: moon in the deep sky;-)

[phixxxxxxxxxx]

@Jarous1989 thats not czech

[Jarous1989]

@phixxxxxxxxxx Tak to teda je čeština, kamaráde;-), It´s arie from czech opera Rusalka (author:Antonín Dvořák)

[xBindx]

How old are u? Is this an accident? LOL

[myanusisbleedingomg]

Kassem: "You are so hot, do you model in Arizona?"

Girl: "I do model but I'm underage, I'm fifteen.."

Kassem: *OH SHIT face* "Oh, god...."

[daws1987]

california on asians/ hookers/ creepers

[WalkableBuffalo]

Yeah, Kassem hittin on the 15 year old, he is really good at this

[12997089]

0:08 lol

[Keymikkel]

Did that guy really sign what Kassem said? :P

[RSJuggo3]

I wet myself when that girl said she was 15 LOL!!

[MyEpicnessKills]

The cow jumped over the moon... Have you every noticed how moon sounds a lot like moo? Food for thought.

[beckyjodavenport]

Im AfRaid So (wtf is he talking about)

[Khieener]

"oh you mean him fucking all them other bitches"

[ownedbystealth]

"im 15 years old"

"oh my god..."

[MyachiTipsandTricks]

"He's the best golfer in the world, besides him fucking all the mother bitches."

[Bullettear666]

15 = u can bang her in denmark

[Drumkingza]

@Bullettear666

But there's still very strict rules about what she can be modelling :p

[Bullettear666]

@Drumkingza yeye

[Keymikkel]

@Bullettear666 No.. No you can't..

[Bullettear666]

@Keymikkel yes, yes u can

[mojboj123]

why, why, did this happen i don't know why, will someone please throw an airplane at me

[j0sh4D]

fuckin good!

[23eirish]

Girl: I'm also underage and only 15 years old

In Kassem's head: FUCK!!!

[MrWhybotherwithme]

haha guy with the afro goes from classy best golfer there is to oh you mean him fuckin all dem other btiches

[LosBobstardos]

Haha i really dont get it.. why did the fact that Tiger gets laid start a world wide scandal? I mean, can you blame him?

[jahlstrand1995]

Fuckin all the muthabitches

[free2BAtroll090]

that baby is scarred for life because of what tiger did to him

[zottelmischel]

Thanks and Happy New Year

[gregster249]

What the guy actually said was, " the guy standing next to me is a massive dick and he likes it in the hole down below."

[aidgav9947]

props to girl brave enough to do opera for the internet and have millions of people see it she's not bad either

[Zuraxan]

3:10 "Měsíčku na nebi hlubokém" I wonder she know that she's singing "Moon in the sky deep" in czech language :P

[Godofsounds27]

Suck on hes big teeth xD

[nimsahug]

Girl: I am a Model, but I am also underaged and 15. Kassem: Good bye

[alexalex5x]

since the last ten seconds of tht video tht creeped me out im scared at the end of every kassems video

[wasielewski4953]

i want to move to california so bad for all the hot bitches

[RayWillliamJhonsson]

@wasielewski4953 i live in Miami :)

[alalange]

CALIFORNIA ON PERIOD BLOOD

[thedarkwarriorfdeath]

loooooooool at your a regular Susan Boyle 

[Dane1234567890ify]

Hes Black and Asian that means hes average.

[devio123]

cali on that hot mom

[OrsonT90]

hey, been watching on and off for about a year. Love the show and the q's keep goin!!

[nikekid4life325]

haha " you gotta be the hottest mom i ever seen. im willing to adopt this child" lmaooo

[Ponnyboy555]

Woaw, it´s Antonín Dvořák (Rusalka), it sounds pretty ridiculous when it sings American.

[basseAEG]

you should come over to sweden, kassem. 15yo are legal here.

[thewwewwfv7]

oh you mean fucking all the mother bitches. LOL So F'n Hard!

[plophopfire]

the girl at 2:50 looks like jwoww !

[officialdeejayjakov]

phaha ...

[BacktimexX]

LOL or do you mean him fucking all the mother bitches ahahahahah

[flowers1122]

She's sings really beautifully

[WPTProductions]

@flowers1122 becuase he fucked all the mother bitches

[texastech777]

I would go gay for kassemg

[kleenmaide]

"oh your homeless?" "yeah.."

[MonsterMash51]

How did that guy with the afro get the hat on? 0.o

[BrianPerrotti]

@MonsterMash51 visor bro!!!

[Abluebla12321]

@MonsterMash51 its a hat WITH an afro on it lol

[tammytan95]

@MonsterMash51 he was probably wearing a visor....

[Poppy6644]

@MonsterMash51 It's called a visor.

[MrWhybotherwithme]

@MonsterMash51 on the back there is probably a velcro strap for size adjustment

[NukkaBS]

@MonsterMash51 It's the hat you slide right into your forehead, the one that's only used for shade :P

[lankybast]

@MonsterMash51 its a visor

[raulington]

@MonsterMash51 its probably just a visor =)

[popasoda1900]

@MonsterMash51 prob its a hat with a hole in it and a strap and just gose around the head but yea it still is funny

[TheCrazyBandicoot]

@popasoda1900 We call that a visor. V-I-S-O-R.

[whiteboy5480]

@MonsterMash51 its a visor

[XxnEr0xXxMaNexX]

@MonsterMash51 IKR ?

[852guest]

okay i was not expecting that guy with that huge ass afro to have the voice he did lmao

[Jokester1338]

What doy ou mean, he is the best golf player there is. OH you mean him fuckin all the mother bitches hahaha

[7496876]

1:42 as soon as she did that I knew kassem was gonna slow mow that hahahaha

[Ceplir]

Cali, on Dubstep

[cartmanscoolerthanu]

hes so wid it hes got bitches on it like (weird hand sign) druggies are my life

[jayray101]

0:18 ... How did he get that hat on...?

[mikencloud]

@jayray101 It's called a visor. Welcome to the obvious.

[riskachris]

fuckin all the motherbitches !!! hahahahahahha

[HaleyB1227]

@julialiewpuisan haha it is where he's talking to people

[Techonomic]

California on the "California On" Interviews

[colinevans007]

0:23 fuckin on dem other bitches

[lmaoforfun]

California on AIDS.

[julialiewpuisan]

izzit a normal thing for americans to be homeless?

[TheEnviroPyro]

3:11 its not over till the fat lady sings xD

[isnickninja]

California on Geuch hair

[TheCandyIVIanCan]

i had toxic shock syndrome (47 seconds) for 2 weeks at the age of 9, i am a 16 year old boy.

California on toxic shock syndrome.

[PETERpenguin213]

kassems face when susen boile is singing :)

[iliketha]

amazing work

[SUPMATEE]

now that chicks legal.....

[ImFromLithuania]

dunno why, but kaseem starting to b boring.... ;(

[MrIHasCrayons]

@ImFromLithuania that doesn't make sense considering this video is 2 years old

[Vildman12]

im deaf

[KamikazeProd]

daaammmnn that girl at the end is hot. dont worry im 15 so im not a pedophile

[MrIHasCrayons]

@KamikazeProd shes 17 now, you're a little young xD

[Deddshot]

@MrIHasCrayons Kassem has to wait one more year. :D

[E1223C]

at asians at 4:13 he points to his eyes

ahahahahaha

[peteristehbest]

californa on hangovers

[WhutThePhuq]

"fuckin all the'motha bitches"

[OohShiii]

4:04 the best part in the whole video! Dead. LOL.

[JayDelaCruz3]

NOOO!

[thehardjump1]

gay-dar l0l

[MrMonkeysk8r]

im 15 so thats good for me

[raycdaddy]

kasseem's face 3:14

[Foxylady921]

0:23 ''or you mean him fucking all the mother bitches''

[isohardcore]

@Awesomgurl10 gave you the thumbs up so you didnt have 100 anymore

[ChiniKini]

Bahahaha... Thumbs up for Susan Boyle 2:23

[hockey4life5514]

that girl is 15!!!! wtf

[MrDanielSultan]

california on online dating

[Toastcano718]

Omg that blonde girl at 3:44 lmao shes so cute she reminds me of kristen dunst

[MrShakeyBlake]

california on wall street riots

[thelastlaughful]

Kassems face 03:14 !

[NOJESSICA]

2:45 what the fuck is that man in the backround

[thescreenteam]

california on zombies

[HisNameIsSkrillex]

LOLLLL for the comment on the 15 years old GIRL LMAO

[ggianlucaa1]

she might be 15, but that ass in college! lol

[NadaNabulsi97]

@ggianlucaa1 u didn't even c her ass -.-

[ggianlucaa1]

@NadaNabulsi97 lol,,im assuming she has a nice ass,,,,

[Heklep]

That guy said that Kassem was retarded on sign language

[MrIVIalo]

oh you mean him fuckin all the motha bitches

[skullie1908]

I had the SAME reaction to that last chick as Kassem. yup....sigh

[HeyPoi]

oh no theres no uncut video for 2009 stuff huh?! dang the ones for this must be golden. oh well.

[kidchris26]

Anyone notice the guy in the background 3:51 ? lmao

[themanav1980]

california on prostitution

[TheCursedBanana]

LMAO "you didn't even apear on my gaydar"

[NASCAR4ever11]

California on NASCAR

[JeansForLife]

HAHAHAHAH 3:55

[J4zzyG]

I didnt realise kassem was actually a peado.... pfft

[chuchuchuchia]

How does he find a dumb laugh in every one he does

[Xardrion]

Kinda wierd that ppl actually say sheit like that, when most of the ppl there fuck around like crazy.

[luvpeace2011]

California on Ray William Johnson LOL :D