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  • Hearts, stars, clovers, horseshoes and balloons? HOW ABOUT TOMAHAWKS, TABS, AND PURE AWESOME MOTHERFUCKER!!

  • Elite My Cannon Balls! Rangers Are So Cute!

  • 241 people eat ranger shit

  • but what about special forces? FUCK SPECIAL FORCES!!!!

  • @tazer74 the only thing marines are good at is catching rounds

  • These are so damn stupidly motivational

  • UNACCEPTABLE

  • Hey, chill. We all know that "a tab's a tab, but a scroll is a way of life". Any real Ranger knows this, so don't pet the sweaty shit, okay?

  • @ZeelowHD ....FUCK SPECIAL FORCES!

  • im an enlisted soldier going into basic in a mont then im going airborn then trying for the rangers.....wish me luck

  • @scribbie145

    Will you be trying to volunteer for RASP during airborne, or after a deployment or so? I expect you have really high PFT if you hopefully get the opportunity to volunteer during airborne school....Are you just an option 4? Why didn't you get an option 40 contract instead?

  • Ranger? DE OPRESSO LIBER MOTHER FUCKER

  • Never gets old.

  • What about special forces...................Fuck special forces! bahahahaha

  • @cfowcohen It's a joke fucknut!! Take it or leave it

  • Oh hey. An un-funny spoof of powerthirst! :D

  • Oh hey. A non-funny spoof of powerthist! :D

  • i feel that this vid is only viral around the military.... Af btw

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  • this is the most epic video ever

    the closest video to how epic this is is Ranger school promo 2

  • You'll choke the shit out of people 

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  • Kind of hard to be excited about seeing a woman bleeding because she was beaten by a man. And let's not make any mistake: Rangers are men. Right? Oh, and pick your vagina up off the floor? Yep, class act.

  • @cfowcohen U Mad Bro? Relax dude, it's just a video.

  • Grenades aren't grenades, theyre RANGER NUTS!

  • that was epic

    

  • ranger!!!!!!!!!!!

  • People cant take a joke and yeah marines can't bd rangers you can train there u don't get a tab just like a ranger can go to scout sniper school basically the USCG and navy do cross train for SEALs and S&R just take jokes

  • WAT ABOUT SPECIAL FORCES? FUCK SPECIAL FORCES!!!!!

  • apple: AWESOME!!!11 THERES JUST ONE THING MISSING!!!

    banana: ARE YOU SERIOUS!!! WHAT IS IT!!!?!?!?!!1

    apple: he didnt mention were is ranger school! :L

    banana: oh :( sad

    taco: very...

    apple: HEY!!! how did you get here

    banana: DONT WORRY APPLE!! ILL KILL THAT SPECIAL FORCE GUY *gets chainsaw*

    taco: D:

  • @Subscriber241 The frick was that?

  • Okay this is to mr army guy. I am in the Army and I can tell you right now that the Air Force don't make more money then any other branch. We all make the same amount. An E-3 in the Army makes the same as a E-3 in the Air Force, Marines, Coast Gaurd, and Navy. We all make the same amount guy.

  • I laughed so loud that my my dad (who was outside) hear it XD

  • Why are people so fucking stupid? Marines go to ranger school. So all of you that say marines are better than rangers any marine can be a fucking ranger, and there are a few that are! So get your shit straight instead of talking shit. Most of you cock blasters arent even in the service you just go off of what you hear. Fuck off.

  • @tazer74

    You don't understand the difference of being ranger qualified and having the ranger scroll.

  • @Sh1pWrecker Its a ranger tab first of all. And i understand everything

  • @tazer74

    No. You don't "understand everything" and you trying to wrongly correct me shows it.

    It just shows you don't know the difference between soldiers in the 75th, who completed RASP and thus got their ranger school. their school. Or someone who became ranger qualified by going to ranger school and completing it. Nearly any soldier can attend ranger school. It's a leadership course. ranger school =/= ranger.

  • FUCK SPECIAL FORCES!!!

  • FUCK SPECIAL FORCEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!

  • umm your an ideot rangers and sf are two completly differant things... join the army and then u would know this

  • @multihkw You're an idiot for not knowing how to spell 'idiot', 'completely' and 'different'. You also don't know when you use 'You're' and 'your'.

  • Pick your vagina off the ground and go to RANGER SCHOOOOL!

  • jesus 'aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

  • 0:32  wtf 0-0

  • LOLOLOLOL

  • It's soo funny to see how people comment under army videos, saying that they want to join and go ''OORAH!'' ; same thing under marine videos, people go: ''I wanna join'' and comment ''HOOAH!''

  • I THINK THIS PROMO IS READY FOR THE ITS OWN DUSCHE  BAG

  • Glad I was a 19D... Yikes but that was funny...

  • Rangers are the most bad ass people on the planet. OOHRAHH!!! Can't wait to start my training!

  • PICK YOUR VAGINA OFF THE GROUND AND GOTO RRAANNNGGGGGEERRRRRR SCCCHHHOOOLLLL!!!!

  • Hahahahahhahhahahahahahahahaha­hahahahagagagahahahahahahahaah­ahaggagagagafafafsgshshshggdir­rowgwibdixbslahahahahahahahaha­hahajsodbfosbwosvdohahahahhaha­ahhaha

  • 0:48 rangers need to fight women cause there not tough enough to fight women go marines

  • @sacul328 Hey dumbass, Marines go to ranger school. Marines go to an ARMY school to learn and to be trained. So talk some more shit.

  • @tazer74 i will talk more shit im a marine come at me bra

  • @sacul328 The shit you talk is ignorant. Rangers are weak so go to the Marines? More like Marines are weak go to Ranger school. Marines go to Ranger school. You have no shit to talk....bra

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  • @sacul328 Lol seriously? I can tell you Rangers are way better than the Marines dude, even Marine Recon. Marines go to Ranger school, if they're lucky enough to land a spot. I don't know why some Marines think themselves Ranger caliber. It's almost like calling yourself Navy SEALS - you're just not, not even close, unless you're MARSOC. As a Marine, you should know the deference between Marines, soldiers, Recon, Rangers, MARSOC, etc.

  • . . . I think my brain just blew out my ass.

  • 236 people are in special forces

  • @donttouchmethere6969 FUCK SPECIAL FORCESSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @donttouchmethere6969 FUCK SPECIAL FORCES!!!!

  • ok i need some military advice (preferably from someone actually inlisted) I need to make a decision between joining the Army and the Air Force. I am in decent shape and made a 72 on the ASVAB. I can pass either PT test but im not sure what I should try and join,SOMEONE HELP PLEASE!!!

  • @thenarlyharley What type of job do you want? It really depends on that

  • @JBird217 i honestly dont care, i heard the air force is a lot easier to get into but before that i wanted to join the army, i only wanted to do something that i could do after i retired

  • @thenarlyharley i am a army recruiter out of baton rouge louisiana. what are you trying to figure out

  • @jv5114 ok, since you have had experience, what do you think i should join, the army or the air force?

  • @thenarlyharley Go EOD.... you blow shit up, nuff said.

  • @thenarlyharley You make more money in the air force but im an army guy and i love it. I have friends that are Air Force they dont really complain. But you could do one for four years then try the other one if you dont like the first one

  • @tazer74 the reason i ask is because i can get whatever job i want in the army, but if i join the airforce, i cant choose my job but its easier for me to get into

  • @jess1up

    yeh. to their bodies

  • Hitler wtf lmao

  • Marines kick ass, Rangers lead the way to the Marines...

  • This is a result of Testosterone Poisoning.

  • this video settled the debate, between who the toughest are between Rangers and marines... this video says it all!

  • Hey fucking idiots this is for reviews not fucking conversations, also really funny video.

  • I am Slumpnasty, and I approve of this message.

  • i eat ranger crap for breakfast

  • Kicks ass

  • We had 500 people in our class. One of them was a Marine. Only 33 people made it strait through. Me and that Marine were one of them. It doesn't matter really what branch your in. Ranger School is just a Leadership School. It's not Army Specific.

  • I wanted to be a SEAL then DEVGRU Operative... Now, I think I'm going to be a Ranger...

  • You'll kick tigers till there mentally reatred!

  • @bigtimedipper69 dont call some one reatred.... retard

  • I do this daily and im only in JROTC

  • @avatarrazz you don't do shit in JROTC. go through rasp or ranger school then talk.

  • @avatarrazz If you're in JROTC, you're probably wider than you are tall, too.

  • @Yaochunling im in Jrotc. and i can bench 250. and im the smallest less fit guy there :]

  • @avatarrazz you are a fucking retard... get out of high school, join the army as 11B go to rasp or ranger school then you really can do this every day.. not as glorious as you think kid..

  • "what about Special forces?... F*** special forces!"

    1:49

  • I'm a Marine, n I think this video is funny as fuck. Nothin wrong with that

  • nothing against the marines, but when they watch this video and get all butt hurt.........does make me laugh (laugh marines, it's just a stupid video!)

  • i love this vid.

  • Bco HHC 3/75 Ranger REG,RANGERS LEAD THE WAY!

  • @LOST11B All the way

  • Tracker or fly the super stallions or cobras

  • Got it..... What mos do you want to do?

  • It was a vollunteer applebees thingy for my rotc that guy was preety cool had three purple hearts

  • It was my rotc program we were talkin to vets at the applebees it was a vollunteer thingy i dont care what branch your in ranger or recon marine corps or army but i was raised in a marine family so ima be a retarted bias person...

  • @readheadz17 if he were a Ranger, he wouldn't have told you.... And I haven't heard of many people wandering around Applebee's asking for an Army Ranger

  • I met a command seargant major from the rangers yesterday at applebees he was a badass like this video describes but he said he owes his life to marine force recon after being mia and rescued by recon marines

  • Obviously you people are not RANGERS!!!! It's not a "Spartan Laser"(correct spelling), it is a RANGER DEATH BEAM!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 0:25 Is The Sparten Lazer From Halo 3

  • @halo33ish No way!

  • Reazhead U Dumbass

  • How about RECON THE FUCK Up!!!! First in everytime the army builds churches and gives out candy even in the beggining of this video definition of army ranger... NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!! Army aint ready to be a marine yet

  • @reazhead17 LOL you mad? Why don't yall keep up to your motto "first in last out"? Afghanistan RANGERs first in and Marines left in 2009 while the army is still there now! Ranger up or shut up.

  • @TheDevenrocks no im preety sure that the marines are still there just here bout the guy that got the medal of honor wasnt in the army was a marine in afghanistan...

  • @reazhead17 No they left in 2009. he did the action for his MOH in 2008. You want to be a marine but yet you don't know anything about them? hahahaha.

  • @TheDevenrocks Nobody knows anything before they go into the military...

    You may think you do, but you don't.

  • @klossinator8686 ok and you are? No one told you to reply to me and say something so stupid and obvious like the statement you typed.

  • @reazhead17 yea im preety sure i do bud my dads a marine so... dude i know history, famous marines, weapons, and all the shit they do i dont really really wanna argue on this page anymore i dont care what branch your in as long as its for america

  • i wanna be like Hitler!!!!!!!

  • Im enlisted as 18 X-Ray (special forces enlistment option) and even i find this funny as all hell. Anyone who doesnt deserves a ranger five.

  • "what about special forces" "FUCK SPECIAL FORCES!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @TheDarkangle91 You do know US Special Forces is the division, Rangers is the unit. Rangers are in Special Forces division

  • Lol, Jesus was a RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGG­GGEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!

  • You 'll choke the shit out of people

  • loook at 0:25... sparten lazer

  • 1:01

    That tiger's face is the best thing I've seen all day.

  • i think marines and rangers aree about the same 

  • Did anyone notic it says "United States Marine Corps" at 1:56?

  • Hahahah

  • Walker Texas RAAAANGGEEEEER!

  • lol becuse of stuicf,v lsdfkaesxrgSC

  • 229 people need to pick their vagina off the ground and go to RANGERRRR SCHOOL.... and get a sense of humor.

  • What about the POOOOOWER RANGERRRRS!?

  • Dude I was managing a drill meet for the Jrotc I go to because my commander told me to, and we had Marines grading the teams. Man they talk so much shit about the ARMY.

  • @killermoose1601 because the army is nasty

  • *dumb

  • @Devildog1500psn wow! You sir are a fucking she ass! Airbornre is not special forces! Airborne rangers aren't even special forces there special ops... learn your shit bro!

  • @patrickKRO Damn right!!!!!!!!!

  • I got ranger in my contract! 35g airborne ranger! Woop!

  • @TheDustin0050 wow....maybe if u were 11B itd be something, also u arent going to ranger school ur gonna go to rasp and thats gonna be the best time of ur life lol

  • I know an Army Ranger. I'm scared as hell of him because of this video. But I'm tempted.

  • /watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs&ob=av3n Could you imagine a Ranger on this stuff?

  • It's funny how devildog knows the exact fucking date that he'll be a ranger. I'm not a ranger but got friends that are, and that's not how it works douchefag. 11B bitches!!

  • @BigBulge He will probably get his ass broke off at reception because he will be that guy that runs his mouth about how badass he is and can do everything but ends up being that guy that gets a NO-GO on everything and gets his ass whooped in combatives..He's a god damn 11C..not even a real grunt..he will never get "shot at" because his ass wil be stuck in the FOB lobbing mortars..

  • SUA SPONTE FUCK YEAH!!

  • @UglyStikYooper monkey fucking faggot that just wants to be another fucking troll! SO to the next one on here thats like hey! im gunna be a fucking faggot and just be a little shit dick head here is my dick for you to suck! 8=====D go down on it and deep throat it all! So GOOD-BYE! ADIOS! SIANARA! ill never miss you and when im i get shot at ill smile because fuck nuggets like you guys are on youtube being fucking trolls!

  • @Devildog You might be able to convince these civilians that you will be a ranger on March 27th but you can't fool a soldier..basic is 10 weeks long..plus for ranger school you have to go through RAISP..and there is a huge waiting list..you might b assigned to the ranger bat but you won't be tabbed..so stop trying to front and focus on getting your ate up as through basic training.

  • @UglyStikYooper SHOCKING! another troll! really your a soldier? i doubt it. LOOK! i can do it to! BTW im Sanat. I dont give a fuck what people think because you know what everyone on here ill never meet, ill never fight alongside them, ill never shack their hand or shit in their mailbox! its so fucking ridiculous what people do on here just because they think their all that! Well to all of you trolls out their GOOD-BYE! i am deleting this account so i NEVER have to heard a word from some ass

  • -_- I made a mistake yes and idc I'm going to basic in 3 days. So whatever dude I messed up. But I'm over it. I heard wrong from my recruiter. March 27 ill be a ranger. So good bye.

  • @Devildog1500PSN shut your POG ass up you little shit, i hope your drill sergeant breaks your little ass off, and even if you make it to Ranger selection i bet your ass quits in a day, slave run will break you off

  • @Devildog1500PSN What's your MOS?

  • @Devildog1500PSN What is your MOS?

  • Rangers drink powerthirst thats why its in the suggestions box to the right --->

  • What the fuck stupid guns

  • @adrian I don't think he says any thing he is just making a noise not sure though..

  • thats rangeriffic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    vVvvVvvVvvVvvVvvVvvVvvVvvVv

  • FREEDOM ISNT FREE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wat is it tht he says right after he says "MORE CATS, ARNOLD, ???"

  • @bigad97 really? "wasting my time "you know how much of a coward bitch you are for even saying that?! im gave up my freedom so people like your dumb ass can be free and you want to go and dog on it? youre a pathetic civilian that will never amount to anything amd or accomplish anything close to the amount that i and my brothers and sisters have. god civilians can be so fucking ignorant!

  • i dont see why people look this video up just to talk shit about it, obviously it was made for humor purposes!? I have nothing against marines, but really, were all fighting for our country. all in all i just cant wait to be in the 75th ranger reg!

  • @bobby7777777 You do that. We'll stay here not wasting 100% of our time.

  • LMAO gets me every time

  • lol, I fly the Warrior UAS and I can go to Airborne School...it is an outdated art, but it is a way to get paid to jump out of airplanes.......IF you happen to be stationed in AK, Ft Bragg, Or Benning

  • i wanna be like Master Chief. :(

  • @Devildog1500PSN. I got cut off....I also like how your name is Devildog1500PlaystationNetwork­. Why don't you get out of the house and learn some of this stuff first hand. Instead of basing what you think you know off of some video games.

  • @Devildog1500PSN Rangers are not the Army's Marines there buddy. So you're telling me our Special Operations Forces are the equivalent of a standard Marine. If I recall, the average marine doesn't go through Airborne, Air Assault, And Scuba school. Oh and airborne is entirely different from Rangers or any Army SF. Yes you have to do airborne in the school. But standard infantry, even MP's can do airborne. Get your facts right there genius. I also like how your name is devildog1500Playst

  • @AmericanVibes i made a mistake. i agree, i heard wrong from my recruiter and i got confused for a second. I acknowlegde the fact that i messed up. And the rangers being like the marines my recruiter said that verbatum. but idc. in 2 days im going into the army and on march 27th ill be a Ranger. And yeah my name ID is cause i made it when i was 14 for on here. i just kept it. Have a nice day.

  • now we wait for the comments by butthurt marines

  • "But what about special forces?" x)

  • F*CKIN AWESOME

  • I liked the tiger underwear. =D RAWR!

  • I chose it. I want to be on front line. I defend the US the old way. From foreign puece of shit like you mexicutioner.

  • Tsauytrey? You in the army ot gooing into the army? No... Ull prolly a 7 yr old who plays black ops who tjinks their a military expert and gun expert. Talk to a recruter, someone in the army or visit their website goarmy.com amd well so whos a dumbass.

  • Master Chief isn't a marine nor is he in the navy! That's just a cover up because he's a RAANNNGGGEEEEERRRR!!!!!