Creepy Guy at Work - Dane Cook

[274hikari]

OMG i love 1:00

[JackalDaWolf]

I love Dane Cook

He's so friggin hilarious.

[JAL071]

"Thanks for the candy."!! : p. Haha

[SirBrackalot]

please learn how to hold your friggin camera straight...lol

[defjam574]

did u actually go to c the show?

[gigablaster5000]

When that time comes where he SNAPS, he'd bring an AK-47 and he goes through the halls *CHK, BOOM! CHK, BOOM! CHK, BOOM! CHK, BOOM!* then he finally gets to my office he'd be like *CHK, CHK,* thx for the candy...! ROFL SO FUNNEH!

[Kakashismyboy]

*watches*

*tilts head 180**

[theseth1238]

it went silent when he said thx for the candy lol

[pfat0]

Why are they cheering for a joke?

I'm definitely not a Dane hater, I laugh at his jokes and I don't understand why people are clapping. It's not like he's making a Carlinesque point, he's telling a traditional setup>punchline joke....

[pl0xMeX]

@pfat0 lol i have to agree it makes so sense, i guess they cheer about true things that he says dude lol

[InuyashaTheDog234]

lmao its sideways deal with it xD

[blueberrihotness2345]

Boom!

Boom!

"gasp*

...thanks for the candy...

Boom!

Omg I love him he is so funny

[zacharymatt5]

Huh in the live version it has ak-47 instead of shotgun.

[Royland8]

@zacharymatt5 cuz it different sometimes

[PainSensei]

lol

[stumpyXpwns]

thanks for the candy.. o.o

[xXxcookieninjaxXx]

....thanks for the candy...

[cpo335]

I love this. I love how he makes the AK-47 sounds and everything

[thepunkrockkid182]

Wow i used to think this was funny and now it just seems lame

[CandyKittyYummy]

thanks for the video.................

XD

[JMack1912]

ha i love dane cook ... y do you even need to see him people i only listen to him and do something else while listening

[tristanrockz538]

u lucky sun of a bitch howed u get in there?

=)

[martmit]

i have rough around the edges, but i dont have this scene in it, can anyone tell me wat joke it comes after incase i missed it?

[becausewedisco]

it's actually from retaliation. but he performed it on this tour :)

[martmit]

OH OK, LOL thanks

[HillLuvNaru999]

You are so lucky you got to be there!

[JORDOOOM]

haha

[EnteiRocks]

*gasps* thanks for the candy!! lol

[allzetime]

you laugh now, but on monday morning you're gonna go to work, "Hey Marcus, I noticed you have a neat pen collection"

[youtabeer]

@allzetime

My name is Marcus :d

[thelosinder]

*chhchk* thanks for the candy!

lolz priceless

[megmattster1]

its rough around the edges

[alyaj9]

THANKS FOR THE CANDY!!!

Haha, loove it!!

[verizonsamsung96]

he forgot, u laugh now but ur gonna come in monday morning saying hey marke. heres a pen for ur crazy pocket full of pen u no we should talk about pens some day ink pens caps i luv em

[Masher7777]

i love how the audience knows the last part: Thanks for the candy

[ZuRock90]

Hey here have a snickers satasfy!

[duckdrinkingcoffee]

thanks for the candy

[WarglaivesFTW]

click click, *whispers* thanks for the candy --omg rofl so funny

[SWAT757]

I read you're description. Are you sure that this is vicious circle and not rough around the edges?

[cannibalized172]

fail

[walkthruewizered]

scru you he rules

[cannibalized172]

im talking about the camera i think , dane cook is good

[walkthruewizered]

oh ahh sorry

[PsYcHoKiD180giraffe]

im pretty sure recording this is illegal and dayum u got nice seats

[DuLamAbrAndlat]

Dane Cook: *Gasp* Thanks for the candy.

Everyone: WOOOOOOOOO!

lol! It's always the case.

Dane Cook must have the highest "Wooo!" concentration of any comedian who has ever lived!

[Kobainkrazyforeverz]

lol not even close to carlin

[Dommiepell]

Sweet seats man. I would die for those!

[KireeNekoSassy]

*Gasp* "Thanks for the candy!" xD

[hotxxnxxcold]

WOW major lmao! Im bringin candy 2 school now! "Thanks 4 the candy..."

[Jaxycat67]

hahaha busts in with a gun... "thanksss for the candy..."

[elculo22]

haha i had to flip my PC sideways to see the vid as it is....

[Burlord1]

lol i flipped my head...lol

[iluvvyew1]

o____________o. sidewayzfantasticness ~ O:<

[Iloveurmomspie]

what the fuck is up with the sideways camera

[ShinigamiMatthew]

lol because its illegal to film this.

[BarlowGirl86]

can anybody explain the freakin "We're sorry, this video is no longer available" that comes up on almost every video i try to watch???

[HaruTheAngel]

just refresh the page.

[noisyman2]

1 of my friends told me this it was so funny

[liljjm85]

LMAO

THANKS FOR THE CANDY

[IceEevee]

LOL, I love this, but the camera's sidways

[senderblock]

Why does it look like your trying to hide the camera?

[becausewedisco]

because people's heads were getting in the way.

[Greev84]

where and when was this,, was it fun being there ?

[becausewedisco]

november 12th at madison square garden. if you have his rough around the edges cd, this was the day they recorded it! :) and yes, it was very fun

[657766666]

this is soooooooooooo funny

[philkatokjnt2]

nice

[Kaybubble57]

lol even though i like memorized this bit its still hilarious when he does it

[YouAreHereNow]

*Gasp* "Thanks for the candy."

[SasuSaku1111]

thnx for the candy XD

[bluesuit87]

what were you trying to hide the camera?

[devilslilangel712]

wish i was there!! omg i watched it the other day on tv. it looks great. i ♥♥♥♥ dane cook

[casanovaluver]

i know that it shows on Comedy Central on Thursdays, but i've never seen it

[1fanofMickieJames]

ur lcuky u were there

i wish i was!

[jayjon5]

dang i am SOOOOOO jealous of you!!

i love him!

[becausewedisco]

haha i do too! :P

[LeaveMeAlone333]

holy shit.. this was horrible... bad quality hold the fucking camera straight pl0x. and all the screaming you can not even hear him you ass hole

[becausewedisco]

love you too :)

[echelon3100]

LOL. I think someone just had a bad day, lol... ;)

[becausewedisco]

haha, i agree :)

[echelon3100]

lol :).. Crazy people..

[justaboyyyy]

lolllll hes amazin

[sergeantkevin]

i didnt know dane cook can walk on walls. next time hold the camera staight

[becausewedisco]

oh you're a funny one!

[Nite0Mare0Jess]

LMFAO I was watching this before school and i ate a spoonful of porridge then i laughed so hard it came all over the screen :x!!!!!

[becausewedisco]

hahahaha, glad you like it :D

[maddmaddworld]

Wow, I didn't realize that you had a Dane Cook video on your channel...hmmm He is a riot. I just rented Good Luck Chuck to watch tomorrow...

[becausewedisco]

lemme know how it is :)

[maddmaddworld]

For the record...IT WAS AWESOME! I laughed so hard. Get the Unrated version...hilarious!!

[leahlizard]

hahaha this guy is funny!

thanks for subscribing!

[becausewedisco]

haha, no problem! :)

[Akash169210]

i thought it was shoutgun now ak47

[jayjon5]

yeah ive watched a couple of this same one, and there not all worded the same.

it confused me, but i doubt he says the same EXACT lines everytime. either way, its hilarious !!!

[singerchick95]

dane cook is the funniest person ever!!!!

[CoollrThnU]

LOL I think I have a crick in my neck from trying to watch this. Nice, though.

[becausewedisco]

lol sorry bout that :( glad you liked it though :)

[disposableteenager]

OKAY FOR THE IDIOTS WHO KEEP ASKING WHY ITS SIDEWAYS:

they filmed it vertically, not horizontally

and you really cant flip it;

get over it, read it sideways, and ENJOY

[becausewedisco]

thank youuuuu

[ebchandler]

ok, i love dane cook, but why the hell did u tape it sideways, or did u not realize that it was sideways??? anyways, it was ok

[disposableteenager]

dumbass, they taped it vertically, not horizontally

and you kinda cant flip it!

DUMBASSSSSS

[onex3lovex]

this is one of my favorite bits =] hes fucking amazing. seriously, i heard sawnoff shotgun before too, but i like AK47 better :]

[Wachetpower]

dane cook uses AK-47 a lot.

[Yukai]

Aww, man! Why did you tape him side ways? I strained my neck trying to watch him! Too bad you didn't get the joke from the beggining, but good job taping it.

[SolidSnake9000]

i origanly heard sawnoff shotgun butt it all good lol