Hiya Pastor Steve! This is my favorite bible verse of all time!

John (Holmes) 3:16 - For the strong one bent the wretched whore over a large rock and fucked her like a rabid dog in heat until he spunked his hot gooey baby batter all over the bitch's back. However, the strong one still wasn't satisfied so he took a rock and bashed in the whore's head until brain matter rolled out of her skull. Finally the strongman was satisfied, for the Lord was pleased. And all was good. Thanks be to God!